MC Chris - Discord Lyrics




You can't tell me what toys I can play with
You can't tell me not to grow my crops
You can't tell me which sex I can marry
Its so scary the weird way that you watch

Straight out of ponyville
Motherfucker name twilight
Don't call her belle
Sweetie bell raise hell and beat u in barfight

She's a unicorn
Horn got the force move shit around and teleport
But she's a pony
That's a horse that will but of course cavort for sport

Like spike on rarity clydesdale clarity
There's the horse that I hunger for
Fluttershy got those butter thighs
Bumblesweet but with a little bit of mumblecore

Pinkemena is mean motherfucker
Pullin pranks with rainbowdash
They don't give a fuck if your shit's fucked up
They gonna fall back and laugh

You can't tell me what toys I can play with
You can't tell me not to grow my crops
You can't tell me which sex I can marry
Its so scary the weird way that you watch

U know the type
Make you think about suicide they're so super hype
Then you know that pinkie pie so freakafied
Whatever sweets inside won't suffice

(Beat) dash is lass with the rainbow mane
Pass so fast make u lose your cool
She's a mine detector a cloud collector
When's the last time you heard a rainbow boom

Everytime somebody rocks a rainbow
Like R2 or lucky charms
They gotta get all aggro back in the backroom
Make sure nobody doin any harm

Bunch of baloney just a bunch of ponies
Save that horseshit for your barn
The only danger in this manger
Is finding friendship on the farm

You can't tell me what toys I can play with
You can't tell me not to grow my crops
You can't tell me which sex I can marry
It's so scary the weird way that you watch

Don't talk smack unless they force you
If it's applejack u might taste her horseshoe
Help her with the harvest if she requests it,
Her heart is the part that is heavily invested

Herd not a pack with some stand back dramatics,
Don't panic when they stampede through the static
U heard that it's wack heard frienship is magic
Better than back in the paddock

Some ponies know their cutie marks
And some must crusade
Some people know their role in life,
And some others must wait
I love my little pony
My little pony is great
I wish that people were ponies
Then life wouldn't be lame

You can't tell me what toys I can play with
You can't tell me not to grow my crops
You can't tell me which sex I can marry
It's so scary the weird way that you watch





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MC Chris Discord Comments
  1. The T.C.

    Theme song to people that like Harvest Moon and My Little Pony

  2. Vexille The Pretzel

    MC Chris' music sounds like a 80s and 90s video game. Got me reminiscing. I was born in the late 80s but i consider myself to be a 90s kid. A Genisis one at that. Sega Channel... Good ol' days! Streets Of Rage, Rolling Thunder, Rocket Knight Adventure, Gunster Heros, Ex-Mutants, Altered Beast, Forgotten Worlds, Last Battle, Shinobi, Eternal Champions, Cool Spot, Comic Zone, Wacky Worlds, Ballz, Vector Man, Valis... I mean i can go on and on and on. My past always seems more glorious then my present and future.

  3. Techno King Scratch

    I don't know how to feel about this song

  4. davik145

    was not expecting that at the end.....

  5. kingtiger009

    Instrumentals?

  6. nOT Bot

    lets get this shit going /)

  7. Dylan Ellis

    WHAT THE FUCK DOES IT MEAN TO GROW YOUR CROPS!?

    QuackersNcheese

    Weed nigga cx

    Dylan Ellis

    o cool thank you are a little sweetie

  8. Green_Razor

    The message in this song is great and I wish that more people would talk about these issues.

    ScioTv

    +Green_Razor really

  9. ONCE MORE

    awesome are you a brony ?

  10. Joshua Chalys

    Not a brony. Love the song. Love mcchris.

    Mozingle

    @MikeyDooX dont do that shit like a religious door to door priest let em join dont force it, kinnda sends the wrong message   

    ONCE MORE

    @Moziah Buckley I don't get what you said

    Mozingle

    you stated "BE a brony" without explaining why just trying to con form him, i am a brony but if my first impression was" join my cult" kind of bullshit i would hate that, thats why it sends the wrong message, 

    Levi TC

    +Moziah Buckley Come on guys, were all bronies in this comment box, right ?? Let's not fight just agree that we like this song. /)

  11. Nikole Powell

    "You can't tell me what toys I can play with," FEELS!

  12. Lanselot

    i love this. nice to see a mlp rap where you least expect it. 

    Nikole Powell

    I know, right!

    ONCE MORE

    @Nikolas Powell
     cool man

  13. zachary McKisson

    This song is freaking awesome love it

  14. Linda Avirom

    You never cease to amaze me! I've been a fan since the beginning and you just get better. I also saw you live in Tallahassee, FL last year and I'll never forget meeting you and everything else about that entire night, please don't ever stop making awesome music, your talent transcends boundaries!