MC Chris - Bossk On A Segway Lyrics






Don't mess with the best
White vest got the glock
B-O-double S-K press play for the rock
Press pause for applause
Cause of awe and the shock
Ram through the treetop
Throw 'em in the cell block
See, i like to wrangle Wookiees
Cause i do not battle 'bots
I work them then I cut them
I do not collect their tops
I leave their domes alone
See scalping is for clone
Like the baby Boba did
You know his papa was a mold
And so i was foretold
Beyond my own machinations
With the hunters guild kill my father cause I hate him
Kill my siblings in the crib didn't phase me a bit
Why you hatin' a bitch, what you waitin' for, snitch?
I lick my lizard lips on a six six six
I stack it full of Wookiees and i get rich quick
I'm just an opportunist on the hunt is where I do this
we're gonna move this through this with a morbid to-do list (what?)

The haters hate me
I pass them by
I'm rollin' rollin'
On my segway
The haters hate me
I say goodbye
I'm rollin' rollin'
Rollin'... rollin'...

Okay, the cookies I bake
And the wookiees I trade
I'm Rogue Squadron 64 cause I keep getting played
Millenium Falcon fucked my shit
Fett's setting tricky traps
That shit is wiki-wack
Like callin' appetizers apps
See, things were going good
New hunters getting gain
New sects to inspect
On the planetary plains
I didn't betray a Fett I had hubris and I loved it
but I was a bounty Boss soon to be bounty comet
Ran across some relevant
Wookiee intelligence
Location and whereabouts
Of Chewbacca's relatives
A double crossing Wookiee
With a name that's vaguely french
Locked me in a locker
Then he freed his Wookiee friends
I incite a prison riot
They perverted my Pup
The Wookiees took control
And their captors were crushed
The rebellion bound beasts
Had me cornered and callous
Haven't seen this much fur
Since "Debbie Does Dallas"

The haters hate me
I pass them by
I'm rollin' rollin'
On my segway
The haters hate me
I say goodbye
I'm rollin' rollin'
Rollin'... rollin'...

I'm a lizard let loose
On a wicked rap groove
And I'm sayin' "fuck you"
In my yellow jumpsuit
I trip a chump foo
With the killer Kung Fu
Girl,trip a chump drew
When I kick it old school [x2]

The haters hate me
I pass them by
I'm rollin' rollin'
On my segway
The haters hate me
I say goodbye
I'm rollin' rollin'
Rollin'... rollin'...





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  1. D.... E....

    Instructions:
    -Form hand into the shape of a blaster
    -Point at spouse (or other "friendly unit")
    -Press the number 6 key repeatedly
    -Thank me later.

  2. T.... d....

    Tune it up for the trouble style for sucky rappers

  3. y.... c....

    this is the greatest song ever written

    y.... c....

    lol didn't expect you here

  4. K.... G....

    A cool Trandoshan. :3

  5. A.... U....

    so what's the deal, is mc chris religious or what? His lyrics often suggest so, even in his more rebellious songs like this. At any rate I always love mc.

    A.... U....

    Do you mean the 666 part because that is just the model number of Bossk's ship

  6. m.... ....

    he should do one on Darth plagueis

  7. I.... F....

    Bossk is a boss

  8. E.... H....

    God bless MC Chris. A Star Wars fan non-idiots can relate to.

    E.... H....

    He's one heck of a rapper too

  9. P.... I....

    Fuck. Now I want a segway.

  10. K.... ....

    i love this video man, great job.

  11. B.... W....

    "I'm talking about getting the name out there, get into some car accidents with Lindsay Lohan" "I can't get in a car accident, they wont let me drive a car, cause I have a pegleg"

  12. C.... ....

    I want him on a God damn segway!

  13. M.... A....

    This Mc Christ is pretty good xD

  14. E.... ....

    "Good manners are their own reward!" -Bossk

  15. M.... A....

    put him on a God damn segway!

  16. T.... ....

    I drew this for art class I love this song!

  17. S.... ....

    Nerdy.. i like it.

  18. S.... ....

    Bossk belongs on a falcon that breaths fire and shoots lazors. Not some fake ass mall-cop thing.

  19. E.... S....

    That's because CW blatantly ignores the EU. They changed Ventress' species, for fuck's sake.

  20. K.... W....

    @LadyOpenshaw So have I.!

  21. A.... ....

    Once upon a time there was a little kid who saw a large lizard man's 15 seconds of screen time in "Empire", and that kid immediately determined that he had to learn everything about this strange bounty hunter. Ahhh memories....

  22. J.... ....

    I've learnt so much about Star Wars from listening to MC Chris...

  23. K.... T....

    awww shit man that had me busting a gut! XD

  24. M.... ....

    Also he ate his dad =) mmmm yum yum rib tooth picks

  25. M.... ....

    I saw a clone wars episode the other day where Boba and OB1 were in prison and Boba started on OB and when OB fought back Bossk jumped in and started fucken shit up "you got a problem with the boy you got a problem with me!" I thought it was cool but strange considering how much Bossk hates Boba in the future.

  26. J.... D....

    bossk is bad ass

  27. T.... ....

    Oddly reminds me of The old hollywood undead. Hmm, otherwise I actually like the song xD That and Japanese maid. This dude is great with lyrics.

  28. F.... ....

    i'm 9 and love this song peace out yo

  29. k.... ....

    Chris: ..and I'm not putting Bossk on a segway!
    Manager: PUT HIM ON A GODDAMN SEGWAY!

  30. T.... ....

    I hate lyrics videos...

  31. D.... P....

    so much win

  32. i.... ....

    mc chris pwnz