Master P - Captain Kirk Lyrics
[Intro: Master P]
Are you ready to boldly go,
where no family has gone before?
The Ghetto Enterprise has landed.
Captain Kirk has arrived, I repeat,
Women, if you're lucky, Captain Kirk will save you,
and beam your loved ones to the fortune and fame you
are lookin' for. I mean the next generation, ya' heard me?
Are you ready? (Yes I Am!!!!)
[1st Verse: Master P - Fiend]
[Master P:]
Somebody musta' told these hoes I was a muthafuckin' rapper,
but will they jus' tell them hoes that I was a muthafuckin' captain?
All the bitches I done broke fo' they bank,
I got hoes like acorns fallin' outta trees,
No Limit niggas don't say hoes,
ain't no caps that be floatin' in the breeze...
[Fiend:]
Now, Now, Now P, all the time, I done put in work
I ain't know, I was livin' next door to Captain Kirk.
Captain Smirk on his face, lookin' like drug swappin',
come to find out, some bitch holdin' his money down hostage.
Got keys to his cottage, done changed the law and the act,
and all he get to do, is eat that funky hoe from the back.
On top of that,
the bitch fat!!!
Makin' a career off this nigga,
and all his homies gone, because they can't get it clear to this nigga, go figga,
all she wanted was that man to change,
but if it was me, I done been done slapped that bitch in the brains.
[Chorus:]
Captain Kirk, can you save me?
Captain Kirk, I wanna have yo' baby.
Captain Kirk, can you save me?
Captain Kirk, I wanna have yo' baby.
Captain Kirk, can you save me?
Captain Kirk, I wanna have yo' baby.
Captain Kirk, can you save me?
Mr. Captain Kirk, I wanna have yo baby.
[Verse Two: Silkk The Shocker]
See I met this bad ass trick,
I mean this bad ass bitch.
Tellin' her friends about month go by see I'ma be like buying her shit.
I bought her lunch the first time,
but see there trick that's nuthin' but game,
I hit it one time and they be callin' back,
talkin' bout' "Silkk, why you do all that playin'?".
And she had the nerve to tell me,
if I ain't a fuckin' trick I'm worthless,
I told her Bitch if you ain't suckin' dick,
then none of yo' clit defeats the purpose.
Figured she had game, tryin' to fuck a young balla nigga like my mind,
I figured lookin' at me she see nothin' but dollar signs.
Simply, a bitch might give you some weed,
a bitch might give you a buck,
man, but since you my boy you
better use a condom, before you try to fuck.
Take the game from this show bug,
cuz Silkk ain't no love.
I give'em a little somethin', but at the end I
take'em back and get the most love.
And ain't no beam'em up Scotty,
ain't no savin' hoes that ain't puttin' in no work.
It all depends on TRU niggas like us, no Captain Kirk (Bitch freeze),
all you ghetto hoes get yo' Lee Press-On Nails, fix yo' wig,
bring yo' Bebe kids cuz the Ghetto Enterprise is leavin' in
approximately five minutes.
[Chorus]
[Verse Three: Mystikal]
Aww HOLD UP!!!, WAIT A MINUTE!!!
my mama done got me bent.
What the fuck you mean, where I was?, who I was with?,
and where the fuck I went?
Bitch you be beside yoself, you probably WOULD,
if I left ya', but I ain't gon put you on no pedestal, jus cuz
you quick with that pleasure.
You smokin' my weed ridin' my ride,
I'M TRYIN' TO KEEP IT REAL.
I can't seem to satisfy you,
bitch she trippin' bout' the BILLS!!!
They really ain't paid, but you gotta hand it,
this bitch gotta be stopped!!!, Hope man done got it made
and ride my pockets to the top. But oh no, you
bitch, you ain't responsible, for what a nigga man
do give a fuck bout' what a nigga bout' to do,
give a fuck bout' what you and another nigga been through.
Get the fuck out my face, ya' fear too, stop runnin'
behind my G dues, can't wait to see that nigga that got
trampled like that cuz that ass whoopin' been due.
It's thinkin' like that, that make it hard,
for me and the rest of my niggas.
Mean these tramps they it like weed,
SHE GETTIN' THE BEST'A YOU NIGGA!!!
Lettin' dem' hoes sit on they ass, and come up off yo' hard work,
This Mystikal, Master P, Fiend and Silkk,
NOT NO CAPTAIN KIRK!!!
[Chorus]
[Outro:]
-Girl
Captain Kirk, you know I have six kids,
even though they ain't from you,
baby my kids love you.
Kirk baby, you know we need a... brand new color TV,
I know you pay the rent.
Even though I ain't gave you none in the last year,
baby we need a brand new car boo,
six hundred, S-E-L, Mercedes four door V-12.
Oh I took that extra checkbook,
I need my... hair, nails, toes did,
I want a brand new house,
a five karat diamond ring for my birthday, and
don't forget to pick up some pampers and milk.
Also I chose pickles, and Ice Cream.
I think I'm pregnant, smile Kirk, your finally
gonna be a father, oh yeah, and don't forget to
pick up your cape out the cleaners.
[Master P]
Mr. Kirk's enterprise will be beaming up out of
the ghetto in five seconds,
four,
three,
two,
one.
[Sound of airplane or some other aircraft taking off and flying away]
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Master P Captain Kirk Comments
Fiend verse hard asf
2020 Southeast San Diego ..the ghetto enterprise has landed..👑
Captain Kirk has arrived.... WOMEN IF UR LUCKY.. CAPTAIN KIRK WILL SAVE U AND YOUR LOVED ONES TO THE NEXT GENERATION U HEARD ME.. ARE U READY
Why is there a man singing about Captain Kirk?
Wtf Steve Williams
2019 bout to be 2020 and this still bangin, Mystikal is on 🔥 on this track
E-40 should of been on this track, still a banger either way 100%
Silkk very underrated.just listen
E40s flow was heavily influenced on this song
years later.....and I still cant understand single word what silkk is saying😂😂😂😂
2019 like a mf
He got hoes like acorns falling from trees🤣🔥💯🎶
Who still listening
P a fool for that intro lmao classic
Becareful alot of hoes be hustling
JLs hitting hard
To much cuss words
Ole fake ass Captain Kirk ass niggas . If you don’t get the fuck outta here 😂😂😂
Y’all must think I’m desperate and stupid 😂😂😂
Its just hard to beat the dirty south
Rolling in my 88 caddy
Keep a smirk on his face Fiend rouugh
Democratic part song
Boiii Mystikal laid it out!!!!! 🙌🏾
Mystkal killed that Bitch
Shit got soft aftersteped away
Her rent ain't paid but she got her hair done? This b!tch gotta be stopped!!!
Hoe think she got game, gon' ride my pockets to the top. But ohh no you bitch ...
Seriously BLACK MEN we need to be a captain kirk to OUR WOMEN.(and that aint bitch shit either.)
They still doin this bs Master P still da shit
90s rap was real music and early 2000 all that bullshit now is so garbage.
O.F.A.K GOT IT
2019 & still won't save you
WHO ELSE STILL LISTENING TO THIS IN 2019...🔥🔥...MYSTICAL FUKD IT UP.. 🔥🔥
This shit is hard now as it was then
If it was me I woulda binnid' smacked that bitch in tha brain lol
Dont forget to pick up your Cape out the cleaners!!!bahahahah
Lol. ill pick it up monday
2019 still captain kirken it in spokomton wa
1992 grimey 90z born
“Can’t get it clear to this nigga” yeah I know, sometimes it’s as clear as Algebra to some of them niggas.
Mystikal killed that funky ass shit!😎
Captain Kirk , enterprise . Beaming out of the ghetto in exactly 5 seconds...
Captain save a hoe ripoff, P was biting west coast rappers like a muthafucka. Flow trash too. Mystikal now that muthafucka was a real talent.
Still bumping this in 2019! Are you kirking?
Mystikal kills the fast rap on this joint.
What truck stop did he find her at 😂😂😂
😂😂😂Someone needs to tell this stupid bitch that I’m from the street . I Was raised by pimps and hoes . I seen you and your sugar daddies before you even started trying to talk to me and get my attention 😂😂😂
I’m not going to save you 😂😂😂
Your pussy ain’t shit 😂😂😂
I swear man Dat mf Silk the shockers stay fuckn up a track man....Dammmn.... Lollllllllllll...
Smile Kirk... U about to be a father. 😂 😂 😂
🤣🤣🤣💯
Niga if you dont get your pickle chin looking self out of here
one copy wasnt enough played it thru
#BlocStarr shit I grew up off of
Only Pee
Mystical did do his part ok my baby too
Come save me exactly 😉 this is the song always
2019 captain kirks running wild !
😂😂💯
https://youtu.be/ywGkQa4YwLQ
NO LIMIT 4 LIFE
These pee wees missed out on this real shit homie, real talk !! I still bump this
Still bumpin in 2019
MASTER P PRODUCED MORE ARTISTS THAN ANY PRODUCER EVER...
throw back shit
The swamp niggas got funky on this.....New Orleans STAND UP!!!!!
lol song real shit des niggaz b cuffn des freaks 4 real
Fucking classic brah
We gonna seek till sit ain't no more round garden tree written round Terra fall out for front of. Baby wipe vehicle leaf real boy written pocket in the brain
I have this slowed and chopped on my YouTube channel
Fiend snap
This generation full of Captain Kirks!!
Master p ghetto d album will forever be a classic
Females are still this same way today lol
💯🤣💯💯🤣
FUCKEN MIND CONTROL PREDATORS THRU ELECTRONICS IN THE WORLD TOOK ME FOREVER TO CATCH ON...[!]
But if it was me, I'd been done smack that bitch in the brains.
You ole fake ass capt Kirk ass niggas 😂😂😂
Beats the pound true fucking down south nasty beats classic feind went stupid also hell they all did
Bitch Freeze...lol
I use to blast this song on my way to school on the bus 😂
This song here is tha shit fa sho
FYI - Captain Kirk is a spin off from Captain Save a Hoe by E-40!
Cuz he lived in the bay area
Seasoned vets much respect to NO limit P is a hood genius got paid and got out the hood
I listened to this cassette and yes I said cassette so much that I wore it out and I'm soon to be 34
SONG STARTS AT 2:46 ENDS
AT 3:35 ENOUGH SAID..
I really feel he was a bit upset. Lol My favorite part if this song. There are some that feel that way. Had me laughing honestly.
Oml 🤣
Mystikal did that
This will forever be the shit 🔥
On top of that, the bitch Fat!!!!
I'm 35 n this shit still goes!
Mystikal napp man Foreal u can here it in his voice
Silkk and mystikal hit hardest on here..and I'll never forget the first time I heard Fiends verse and how he capped it off.
🙏mystical!
96 reppin for the Youngings filling out apps soaking game free c murder free BG I love n support old school music feel like I was a young nigga in da 90s sometime like my peoples ...I was dere I just don't remember 😂😂😂😂😂
mystikal-kill-this-shit-captain-kirk-ain't-got-shit-on-the-tank-504
Still bumping this ish 2018! “ Simps Anthem”
Wellllll ooo no bitch u! Ish a classic!
Naw, they anthem is Captain Save-A-Hoe
Her hair and nails done but her rent ain't paid this bitch gotta be stopped. #9/11
Classic
Concept borrowed from Forty Water of the Yay Area California. Not saying its bad its just not an original concept. Great westcoast sound tho.
Master P is a notorious biter. Innovative businessman but he bit so many styles it ain't even funny. Pac, E-40, Eazy E, etc.
@Israel Rosario Jr. You call it bitin'. I call it payin' homage. Just like rappers before him did with the R&B singers before them when there was no rap. This shit is dope!
@Contel Bradford sure, paying homage...to the tune of lining his own pockets. The proper way to pay homage is to actually big up the folks you took from in the actual song, shout them out or pay publishing rights by including it in track credits. Let's not pretend that P didn't do all that biting cuz he wanted to sell as many records as possible. He's a business man first and last and isn't a real rapper.
@Israel Rosario Jr. lol. Okay buddy. You're clearly an expert on this subject.
@Contel Bradford thank you for recognizing it.
Whaaa trill 😎
007 on N64 while smokin with friends , bedrooms smoked out , waterbeds. Man I miss them times. RIP 90s
Aye foreal
007 was the shit 🤣🤣🤣💯👍
@Marcus Glass Goldeneye with the "One-Hit Kill" code!
Perfect quad song 32yrs & older group