Masked Intruder - Why Don't You Love Me In Real Life Lyrics




I had a dream that we walked hand in hand
In the summer sun
You were eating a popsicle and we were
Having so much fun
We made out under the stars, you told me I'm the only one
So why don't you love me in real life?

Every night in my sweetest dreams
I get to hold you in my arms
I tried to get some in real life
But just set off your burglar alarm
Why are you calling the cops, baby?
I don't mean you any harm
Why don't you love me in real life?

Is it because of my mask?
Is it because I'm brandishing a knife?
Why don't you love me in real life?

Every night in my sweetest dreams
I get to hold you in my arms
I tried to get some in real life
But just set off your burglar alarm
Why are you calling 911, baby?
I don't mean you any harm
Why don't you love me in real life?

Is it because of my mask?
Is it because I'm brandishing a knife?
Why don't you love me in real life?





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Masked Intruder Why Don't You Love Me In Real Life Comments
  1. Greg Clark

    Solid contender for favorite song..

  2. casey hillier

    fucking love these guys. can't wait till April 😍😎

  3. Belateddr steve

    love this song

  4. Adj Core

    great songs...whole album is great :)

  5. TheRealAdamT

    Lol, the fucking hipsters and posers on this comments section. From the goofy album cover to the tongue-in-cheek lyrics to the catchy pop-punk sound, this band isn't trying or pretending to be anything they aren't. And THAT'S what PUNK ROCK is all about.

    Gregory Downey

    these guys are punk A-F.....

  6. Cole Timleck

    I can really relate to this song right now....

    Rod Joshua Muldes

    You broke in?

  7. bennybunnybutt

    Stalkin' n Rockin'

  8. Serves no purpose

    love masked intruder

  9. Izzys GotSlacks

    "rapist/stalker doo wop songs."
    diiied laughing. xD

    Gregory Downey

    just stalker...

    Mike Anderson

    It's a joke and not "rapey" in any way. When I was younger,you would sit and dream about a girl, but it would never happen. That's not creepy. It's being a teenager.

  10. HeyFuckYouBuddy

    Why do you douchers always argue about what's punk and what's not? These guys are rockin and that's all that matters

  11. Bart Nesmith

    GOLF SHIRT!

  12. sludgeco

    cant diss dirtnap this stuff is solid

  13. cockbroker

    Remember nerf herder?

  14. Michael Davis

    im probably have tattoos older than the douche bags talking shit on this band. Anyway these guys are punk as fuck. their music is poppy and the production is slick. However their image and lyrics are so funny when you really listen. Rapist/stalker doo wop songs whats more punk than that?

  15. Brooks Bonkoski

    hi, you're an idiot and probably not much older than me. if you don't think this is punk then fuck off because nobody cares how you classify music. bye now. douche.

  16. GaelicStallion

    i love theese guys they are like the power rangers

  17. Jessica Eddington

    I am 18 years young and I LOVE the Ramones, the Clash, Sex Pistols and the Misfits. I haven't lost faith in punk rock. I just think that people are innovating to find something that will change the world of music the way the Ramones did. It's not a bad thing to try something new. I mean of course no one could ever come close to the Ramones. People like Joey Ramone (R.I.P.) are one in a million.

  18. Steve Borg

    It's classified as "Pop-Punk". Check out their song 25 to Life. More punk than that.

  19. Brooks Bonkoski

    just wait...

  20. Pablo Menendez-Aponte

    why dont you love me in real life?

  21. Karan Araya

    i feel the same as you. Awesome band awesome song !!

  22. LACIPPO

    such a great band, the album is amazing!

  23. Juan Pablo Retana

    This band sound like Chixdiggit which is cool!! :)

  24. Brooks Bonkoski

    this song is so awesome... makes me smile and laugh and feel like crying all at the same... these guys are fucking great!

  25. Gluesniffer16

    such a good album. this one of my favorites off it