Macklemore - Castle Lyrics






Unicorns and wizard sleeves
Hammer pants and make believe
Pirate ships sailing off to sea
Will you come party with me in my castle, in my castle, in my castle, in my castle?

This is for the freaks and for my magicians
Booty clap and lap dancing technicians
Dance parties in the name of Great Britain
And American girls who love the Detroit Pistons
Like Dennis Rodman, I got a rod, man (awww yeah!)
Long wong-dong in a soft hand
And a pink palm pink schlong, let's all dance!
From England to Stockholm
I'm wearing a cape just like a poncho
I got a cutie and I'm making a beat on her booty
Like I was at Bonnaroo beating upon a bongo

I got a bottle of Martinelli's and dumping it all over anybody that's kicking it in the Grotto
And the neighbours keep tripping, I'm like "I'm in a castle",
Fuck your condo!

Unicorns and wizard sleeves
Hammer pants and make believe
Pirate ships sailing off to sea

Unicorns and wizard sleeves
Hammer pants and make believe
Pirate ships sailing off to sea
Will you come party with me in my castle, in my castle, in my castle, in my castle, in my castle?

You like to party, I am a partier
You like to wander, I am a wanderer
Your thighs are the closet to Narnia
Is it cool if I go and get lost in that?

I'm the lion, the witch in the wardrobe
Massage my lap, I have a sore bone
Of course cold on the dance floor
Like an Eskimo's toes in the North Pole
With both toes poking out of two holes
In the Eskimo socks, I'm hot
Like a cauldron from a warlock
Wearing sweatpants in a sauna
Who's your father? I'm not

I'm motherfuckin' Raven Bowie and here's my cock
Rooster, Cock-a-doodle-doo sir
Take a hit of the hookah, now make it drop

Girl's booty was bigger than the stomach of Rick Ross'
Holy mother mountain of tender tendon to get lost in
Bounce, bounce, that castle booty, that bottom
Make it wobble, wobbly-waddle 'til my third leg has to hobble

You don't want to look back on this night
And think I should have been freaking on a booty
Freak-freaking on a booty

Unicorns and wizard sleeves
Hammer pants and make believe
Pirate ships sailing off to sea
Will you come party with me in my castle, in my castle, in my castle, in my castle?

This might be the best night that we have ever had
That-that we have ever had
That-that we have ever had
That-that we have ever had together
Eh, motherfucking, eh

Have you ever killed a coyote in the middle of a party
In the night, in the middle of a party?
Have you ever killed a coyote in the middle of the night
In the middle of a party?
Brought it home and threw it on the carpet
Said, 'I killed a coyote, I'm starving.'
Who wants to eat a coyote?
Who wants to eat a coyote?
Who wants to eat a coyote?

Grab your bagpipe, I grab my flute
Cause drunk King John is still in the loo
Get onto the pole in a birthday suit, our suit
Where MJ is King, and Prince is prince
And Raven has ruled ever since

Unicorns and wizard sleeves
Hammer pants and make believe
Pirate ships sailing off to sea
Will you come party with me in my castle, in my castle, in my castle, in my castle, in my castle?





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  1. D.... _....

    Nostalgia nigga all the time when I hear this song

  2. H.... H....

    Um.. yes please!

  3. S.... L....

    mate whens the party and yay thanks for saying stockholm

  4. N.... A....

    Knot Adidas Approved. Girls love.

  5. G.... K....

    Hell yes

  6. T.... E....

    RiRa ended this losers career

  7. T.... E....

    Ben is going to get killed by the RiRa

    The Rational Irish Republican Army
    For referencing a pushy British enthusiast comment in his rap

    Target: PC illuminati confirmed

  8. J.... S....

    David dobrik 😁❤️

  9. A.... A....

    *Target Edition*

  10. a.... b....

    k but imagine not having listened to this song when high, i feel so bad for people who listen to this without having smoked at all before hand

  11. D.... S....

    Am i the only one thay heard "in my asshooolllee" or ia it just me? Lol

  12. K.... ....

    _I don't love all the songs, because I'm not exactly a fan of the genre generally, but there are enough that I really like that I'm glad I bought this. The Good Old Days track with Kesha is amazing._

  13. E.... X....

    TARGET EDITION 😂

  14. A.... V....

    May of @018 leave a like if you're here

  15. F.... B....

    #BODDINGTONdoesNOTtolerateBULLYING 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩... now about that award #BIGMac @Fletch2theJ

  16. J.... B....

    Dope song bro

  17. d.... V....

    Like if you are watching in 2018

  18. L.... ....

    this song is a guilty pleasure of mine, it's so dumb but I love the hook XD

  19. A.... B....

    *Sloane listening to this song *
    "Who's your father? I'm not"
    Sloane: "What???"

  20. A.... B....

    Unicorns and wizard sleeves
    Hammer pants and make believe
    Pirate ships sailing off to sea
    Will you come party with me in my castle, in my castle, in my castle, in my castle?

    This is for the freaks and for my magicians
    Booty clap and lap dancing technicians
    Dance parties in the name of Great Britain
    And American girls who love the Detroit Pistons
    Like Dennis Rodman, I got a rod, man (awww yeah!)
    Long wong-dong in a soft hand
    And a pink palm pink schlong, let's all dance!
    From England to Stockholm
    I'm wearing a cape just like a poncho
    I got a cutie and I'm making a beat on her booty
    Like I was at Bonnaroo beating upon a bongo

    I got a bottle of Martinelli's and dumping it all over anybody that's kicking it in the Grotto
    And the neighbours keep tripping, I'm like "I'm in a castle",
    Fuck your condo!

    Unicorns and wizard sleeves
    Hammer pants and make believe
    Pirate ships sailing off to sea

    Unicorns and wizard sleeves
    Hammer pants and make believe
    Pirate ships sailing off to sea
    Will you come party with me in my castle, in my castle, in my castle, in my castle, in my castle?

    You like to party, I am a partier
    You like to wander, I am a wanderer
    Your thighs are the closet to Narnia
    Is it cool if I go and get lost in that?

    I'm the lion, the witch in the wardrobe
    Massage my lap, I have a sore bone
    Of course cold on the dance floor
    Like an Eskimo's toes in the North Pole
    With both toes poking out of two holes
    In the Eskimo socks, I'm hot
    Like a cauldron from a warlock
    Wearing sweatpants in a sauna
    Who's your father? I'm not

    I'm motherfuckin' Raven Bowie and here's my cock
    Rooster, Cock-a-doodle-doo sir
    Take a hit of the hookah, now make it drop

    Girl's booty was bigger than the stomach of Rick Ross'
    Holy mother mountain of tender tendon to get lost in
    Bounce, bounce, that castle booty, that bottom
    Make it wobble, wobbly-waddle 'til my third leg has to hobble

    You don't want to look back on this night
    And think I should have been freaking on a booty
    Freak-freaking on a booty

    Unicorns and wizard sleeves
    Hammer pants and make believe
    Pirate ships sailing off to sea
    Will you come party with me in my castle, in my castle, in my castle, in my castle?

    This might be the best night that we have ever had
    That-that we have ever had
    That-that we have ever had
    That-that we have ever had together
    Eh, motherfucking, eh

    Have you ever killed a coyote in the middle of a party
    In the night, in the middle of a party?
    Have you ever killed a coyote in the middle of the night
    In the middle of a party?
    Brought it home and threw it on the carpet
    Said, 'I killed a coyote, I'm starving.'
    Who wants to eat a coyote?
    Who wants to eat a coyote?
    Who wants to eat a coyote?

    Grab your bagpipe, I grab my flute
    Cause drunk King John is still in the loo
    Get onto the pole in a birthday suit, our suit
    Where MJ is King, and Prince is prince
    And Raven has ruled ever since

    Unicorns and wizard sleeves
    Hammer pants and make believe
    Pirate ships sailing off to sea
    Will you come party with me in my castle, in my castle, in my castle, in my castle, in my castle?

  21. N.... N....

    This is his best album

  22. R.... N....

    2017 anybody?

  23. R.... D....

    only the 100th comment here... and im listening in 2017!!! come on people!!!!!! turtles

  24. A.... M....

    Instead of "castle" I hear "asshole"

  25. M.... N....

    Lyrics:
    Unicorns and wizard sleeves
    Hammer pants and make believe
    Pirate ships sailing off to sea
    Will you come party with me in my castle, in my castle, in my castle, in my castle?

    This is for the freaks and for my magicians
    Booty clap and lap dancing technicians
    Dance parties in the name of Great Britain
    And American girls who love the Detroit Pistons
    Like Dennis Rodman, I got a rod, man (awww yeah!)
    Long wong-dong in a soft hand
    And a pink palm pink schlong, let's all dance!
    From England to Stockholm
    I'm wearing a cape just like a poncho
    I got a cutie and I'm making a beat on her booty
    Like I was at Bonnaroo beating upon a bongo

    I got a bottle of Martinelli's and dumping it all over anybody that's kicking it in the Grotto
    And the neighbours keep tripping, I'm like "I'm in a castle",
    Fuck your condo!

    Unicorns and wizard sleeves
    Hammer pants and make believe
    Pirate ships sailing off to sea

    Unicorns and wizard sleeves
    Hammer pants and make believe
    Pirate ships sailing off to sea
    Will you come party with me in my castle, in my castle, in my castle, in my castle, in my castle?

    You like to party, I am a partier
    You like to wander, I am a wanderer
    Your thighs are the closet to Narnia
    Is it cool if I go and get lost in that?

    I'm the lion, the witch in the wardrobe
    Massage my lap, I have a sore bone
    Of course cold on the dance floor
    Like an Eskimo's toes in the North Pole
    With both toes poking out of two holes
    In the Eskimo socks, I'm hot
    Like a cauldron from a warlock
    Wearing sweatpants in a sauna
    Who's your father? I'm not

    I'm motherfuckin' Raven Bowie and here's my cock
    Rooster, Cock-a-doodle-doo sir
    Take a hit of the hookah, now make it drop

    Girl's booty was bigger than the stomach of Rick Ross'
    Holy mother mountain of tender tendon to get lost in
    Bounce, bounce, that castle booty, that bottom
    Make it wobble, wobbly-waddle 'til my third leg has to hobble

    You don't want to look back on this night
    And think I should have been freaking on a booty
    Freak-freaking on a booty

    Unicorns and wizard sleeves
    Hammer pants and make believe
    Pirate ships sailing off to sea
    Will you come party with me in my castle, in my castle, in my castle, in my castle?

    This might be the best night that we have ever had
    That-that we have ever had
    That-that we have ever had
    That-that we have ever had together
    Eh, motherfucking, eh

    Have you ever killed a coyote in the middle of a party
    In the night, in the middle of a party?
    Have you ever killed a coyote in the middle of the night
    In the middle of a party?
    Brought it home and threw it on the carpet
    Said, 'I killed a coyote, I'm starving.'
    Who wants to eat a coyote?
    Who wants to eat a coyote?
    Who wants to eat a coyote?

    Grab your bagpipe, I grab my flute
    Cause drunk King John is still in the loo
    Get onto the pole in a birthday suit, our suit
    Where MJ is King, and Prince is prince
    And Raven has ruled ever since

    Unicorns and wizard sleeves
    Hammer pants and make believe
    Pirate ships sailing off to sea
    Will you come party with me in my castle, in my castle, in my castle, in my castle, in my castle?

  26. B.... D....

    I love this song but what the actual f*** is it

    B.... D....

    Childhood

    B.... D....

    A track from Macklemore and Ryan Lewis’s “The Heist”

  27. L.... ....

    Martinelli's...😂
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lhfl8B921qM#t=0m48.3s

  28. M.... H....

    I say my casoral LMFAO

  29. F.... ....

    This song makes me love life.

  30. P.... M....

    This song rocks its the best and so is Macklemore & Ryan lewis

  31. P.... M....

    Yes i agree

  32. D.... M....

    target edition

  33. z.... a....

    who is still listening to this in November 2016

    z.... a....

    zidani adel me

    z.... a....

    zidani adel June 2017 bitches

    z.... a....

    November 2017?

    z.... a....

    zidani adel november 2017 😀

    z.... a....

    Bec 2017

  34. K.... E....

    TARGET EDITION

  35. H.... S....

    David dobrik... anyone else?

    H.... S....

    Huda Sadik me

  36. T.... N....

    i remember there is a mv for this song
    what happened?

  37. T.... ....

    I got a cutey and I'm making a beat on her booty like I'm on the roof beating up on a bongo.







    Dang

  38. ;.... e....

    I just think of David Dobrik😂

    ;.... e....

    ; emily Haha I'm listening to this causes of David too

  39. Z.... A....

    Reminds me of and we danced

  40. M.... H....

    The ending of this, the autotune section. Bo Burnham has to be imitating this. It's so freaking alke

    M.... H....

    Bo parodies Kanye .-.

  41. J.... K....

    This song is under rated

    J.... K....

    because it's bad prolly.

  42. I.... Y....

    0:55 Fuvk Jakarta

  43. z.... p....

    macklemore rocks

    z.... p....

    actually, he raps

  44. L.... A....

    In ma castle in ma castle, no seriously I'm 8 and I love macklemores music

  45. I.... ....

    I want to eat a coyote!

    I.... ....

    T Jizzle get some help

    I.... ....

    @George R/whoosh

    I.... ....

    @Piss Weak shut the fuck up

  46. M.... N....

    Pretty sure he's making fun of Hip Hop that's about nothing but shaking your booty XD. Love this guy soooo much.

  47. F.... c....

    Best song ever

  48. T.... I....

    Lol 666 like but love this song so much 💕

  49. B.... D....

    best song

  50. c.... j....

    if you like this song you will also prob. like a song called and we danced

    c.... j....

    +cody jorschumb I love that song!

    c.... j....

    the music video totally should have been the same outfit he wears in And We Danced

    c.... j....

    corey yes

    c.... j....

    cody jorschumb fuck yeah

    c.... j....

    yes that song is awesome too! the video is hilarious too!

  51. c.... j....

    100% agree
    this an amazing song

  52. R.... D....

    2015 anyone

    R.... D....

    Yea still here. '16 here we come

    R.... D....

    2016 boiissss

    R.... D....

    2017 ending: abort abort, mission failed, world kinda sucks now. Go back to 2015

  53. P.... ....

    Like Dennis rodman I gotta rod mannnn

    P.... ....

    Awwwww yeah!!

  54. N.... M....

    love this Coyote part. Probably a mock of autotune but he uses it well in the song

  55. m.... b....

    this song needs to be played on the radio like if you agree

    m.... b....

    @how to tricks tips and more here at your service radio edit

    m.... b....

    michael bookwalter i agree

    m.... b....

    ikr! What is the radio up to these days? This should be top 10 spotify, pandora, etc one of the hidden gems

    m.... b....

    great club track for our generation too 1978-1998 born gen why baby

    m.... b....

    Die lonely you loset

  56. A.... Z....

    i loveyou

  57. A.... S....

    AWSOME :) $

  58. V.... H....

    i love this song!!!!!!!!

  59. C.... ....

    perfect song for gatsby :P

  60. M.... D....

    the video to this would be epic

  61. x.... ....

    Greatest use of an "AAWWWWWWWWW YEAH!" I think I have ever heard in a song

  62. b.... c....

    this song needs a video....

    b.... c....

    yes 100% it does. he should do a video for this dressed as sir raven bowie and do some cool dance moves!

  63. N.... P....

    Holy mother mountain of tender tendon to get lost in! Bounce bounce that castle booty. ..that bottom make it wobble wobbly wobble til my third leg has to hobble! U don't, don't wanna look back on this nite n think I shoulda been freaking all the booty free-freaking all the booty! Best lyrics everrrrrrrrr three thumbs up!

  64. S.... S....

    I hate they Coyote part to this song -_-

    S.... S....

    hahahah i used to hate it but i really like the part after it a lot so.... haha

  65. R.... A....

    why dont they have a music video to this?!?!?!?!?! D: D: D:

    R.... A....

    They do I think

  66. j.... ....

    Girls booty was bigger than the stomach of Rick ross

    j.... ....

    WOOAAAH!!

    j.... ....

    huuuuuhh

  67. D.... ....

    DUDE. this song is amazing! 

  68. n.... p....

    hopefully @tye Stubbs

  69. M.... B....

    fuck your condo

  70. i.... ....

    no no no no he is not good at raping xD omfg lmfao

  71. M.... ....

    hey make a playlist with only this song in it then it will play over and over as long a you have autoplay on hope this helps

  72. M.... S....

    THIS is why YouTube needs a repeat button <3

  73. E.... ....

    really? not available on mobile? fuck you too then..

  74. T.... ....

    Some is a bit pissy...A bit like R. Kelly's sheets

  75. I.... P....

    Macklemore and ryan are the only guys who can make a song with "who wants to eat a coyote?" and that kind of thing sond great. EPIC.

  76. B.... ....

    "girl's booty was bigger then rick ross's stomach" damn... that might be a tumor

  77. G.... ....

    Never ceases to impress.

  78. J.... C....

    barely heard this song today and I LOVE IT ha

  79. T.... C....

    he's the bomb.

  80. G.... ....

    Hopefully. You think. Maybe O_O

  81. J.... V....

    Stfu, nobody wants to visit your fucking Channel

  82. d.... ....

    um... rapping. maybe.

  83. M.... T....

    Only 1322 views. Holly fuck.

  84. W.... M....

    i love this song i swear its gonna blow up

    W.... M....

    William McDaid well sir it's been three years and I don't mean to disappoint BUT, it's still underrated and not blown up

  85. L.... S....

    Best song