Macklemore - Brad Pitt's Cousin Lyrics






[Verse 1 - Macklemore:]
Slick shit man, that's all we do
Hold up, little homie, let me talk my truth
Made an Instagram for my cat
And my cat doesn't even rap
And got more followers than you
Hold up, let me get my cat a bar
She's filthy, hey Cairo come here baby
(Meow) Now my cat's more famous than you ever will be
I been hustling, you can't tell me nothing
I'm Brad Pitt's ugly cousin
But when you're drunk at the wedding, still gon' fuck him

[Hook - Xperience:]
When you see me in the club
Brad Pitt, that's my cousin
Angelina show me love
Brad Pitt, that's my cousin
You got me fucked up
Brad Pitt, that's my cousin
Like you don't know what's up
Bradley, he's cuzo

[Post-Hook - Xperience:]
All my Angelinas, if you got it let me see it
All my Angelinas, if you got it let me see it
All my Angelinas, if you got it let me see it
All my Angelinas, if you got it let me see it

[Verse 2 - Macklemore:]
You're embarrassed huh?
I'm in Paris, bruh
You brought your whole crew
I'm with my parents, bruh
Every white dude in America went to the barber shop
"Give me the Macklemore haircut"
Australia, they heard of me
Germany, they heard of me
Japan, they heard of me
It's a murder scene, you gon' learn some things
My dick named Ron Burgundy
I'm bad news with a pan flute
In a plaid suit, no can do
No, uh uh, I don't work for free
I used to smoke that purple weed
Sip a bunch of purple drink
That shit did not work for me
And now I just sip herbal tea
I'm posted at the swapmeet in a robe eating Church's wings
So cold, so cold, no emergen-C

[Hook - Xperience:]
When you see me in the club
Brad Pitt, that's my cousin
Angelina show me love
Brad Pitt, that's my cousin
You got me fucked up
Brad Pitt, that's my cousin
Like you don't know what's up
Brad, Brad, Pitt

[Post-Hook - Xperience:]
All my Angelinas if you got it let me see it
All my Angelinas if you got it let me see it
All my Angelinas if you got it let me see it
All my Angelinas if you got it let me see it

[Verse 3 - Macklemore:]
Did it by myself, not a little bit of help
Nobody, nobody did nothing, I knelt
On my knees, said "God, please give me a deal"
And God texted me back
"Don't be dumb, young man, gotta do it yourself"
It's up to you to turn the pen into a machete
And make sure that every beat that you meet gets killed
I treat the beat just like a pussy
And I eat it up and beat it up and leave it fucked
So you cannot compete with us
I'm weaving in and out of traffic
In the Cadillac, oh wait, is that us on the radio?
Wait, is that us on the radio?
It's what I always dreamed of
Back when I had peach fuzz
Shoutout to the homie D
Who's D? Deez nuts
I'm eating chicken wings and onions rings
If you're wondering, yes, I does my thing
And another thing, no puppet strings
On the company, we sucker free
I ain't trippin' on what the public think
Ten thousand, we hustling
This shit didn't happen overnight
This shit didn't happen suddenly

[Hook - Xperience:]
When you see me in the club
Brad Pitt, that's my cousin
Angelina show me love
Brad Pitt, that's my cousin
You got me fucked up
Brad Pitt, that's my cousin
Like you don't know what's up
Brad, Brad, Pitt





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  1. M.... L....

    Washington D.C. Brad Pitts cousin right Lucy...

  2. M.... L....

    I guess it's time I drop a wendigo on the jehovain watchtower it's coming mark my word beast ...Jehovah is the beast Pride which I never signed with....

  3. M.... L....

    I guess Islam shouldn't have tried to seed with a native Peter.....😉 Sorry Israel....Third eye...America is our land....Not yours Islam's Mason's.....

  4. C.... ....

    That nitwit from The Atlantic doesn't know crap about music; nothing but joy to be found here <3

  5. L.... L....

    greek rempetiko style

  6. B.... A....

    Everytime I watch this it somehow gets better...

  7. J.... R....

    "whos D DEEZ NuTZ"

  8. B.... ....

    OMG I LOVED THIS SONG WHEN I WAS LITTLE

  9. C.... e....

    Every black dude in America Said oh 💩
    here we go again

  10. E.... S....

    LOVE THISSSSSSSSSS

  11. J.... T....

    The guy in the car when he cross the street dressed as a Panda and the Vuitton seller’s face are hilarious !!!

  12. c.... r....

    Is this actually Brad Pitt cosuin 🤦‍♀️🤣

  13. A.... V....

    ME ENCANTA ESTA CANCION
    28/08/19
    Alguien la sige escuchando?

  14. M.... B....

    1:02 when the clinking of the cups lined up with the beat... that went crazy

  15. T.... B....

    Video is actually quite dope.. and this dude has bars!

  16. A.... s....

    Este güerito canta muy bien,!!

  17. 5.... s....

    My mum showed me this song now I play it all the time and she regrets showing me this song lmao

  18. D.... K....

    Who is watching today?

  19. h.... ....

    THAT GREEK INTRO WAS FYA ! PROUD OF U BEN ! TRUE RAP TRUE LIFE <3

  20. R.... C....

    HIS CAT IS SO CUTE?!

  21. E.... B....

    2:04 old Clark Kent

  22. K.... M....

    How can one person be this talented, funny, smart, good looking, likable & relate-able😅?

  23. G.... T....

    Who’s d?



    Deez nuts

  24. B.... S....

    Zombies straight from Hell.

  25. A.... M....

    2019 and still reppin’!!!!

  26. U.... M....

    What is the name of the music sample?

  27. j.... s....

    para los que no entienden 0:22 dice: suban BEBESITAS brrrrrrrrrr xdddddd
    like si estas en viendo esto en el 2019

  28. M.... V....

    THE BABY IS SOOOOO CUUUUTTTTEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

  29. �.... �....

    Отбитый он не менее интерсен как MGK но есть и треки которые слушаю каждый день! Талантище...!

  30. J.... C....

    1:45 bruh thats actually my hood, that's the Fed meyer on 35th in Lake City and that's the 41 bus which I take to school, that's so cool to see

  31. L.... ....

    Super Dope

  32. B.... D....

    One of his most underrated songs

  33. G.... K....

    When you had finished all of your grades but you don't have any job

  34. A.... L....

    I love this flow

  35. d.... y....

    2019 here?

  36. K.... N....

    3yrs ago and im only seeing this now??? whuut??! where the hell this video has been?

  37. T.... O....

    Brutala

  38. L.... ....

    Android losers are shook rn...

  39. E.... R....

    I am a huge fan of ur baby momma manager. Love ur wifey. #Haggertys #SEATTLEscutestcouple

  40. B.... N....

    Just like a ASzynjac

  41. B.... s....

    He sound kind of like kanye

  42. V.... D....

    Macklemore's music is so legendary!

  43. l.... a....

    Bradley? He’s couzo.

  44. T.... j....

    Anything Macklemore makes is a banger

  45. W.... S....

    A lot of comments are from 2 years ago...

  46. R.... B....

    The best absolute bull shit I have come across so far

  47. X.... B....

    Who D
    Macklemore-DEEZ NUTS

  48. S.... Y....

    This whole time im thinking it's a cat he's holding but instead it's a ferret

  49. J.... r....

    Lmao no, he is saying he is Brad Pitts ugly cousin, bitch is trying to say he looks like Brad Pitt.

  50. t.... p....

    Slick shit man that's all we do hoe
    That little homie let me talk my truth
    Made an Instagram for my cat
    And my cat doesn't even rap
    And got more followers than you
    Hold up, let me get my cat a bar
    She's filthy, hey Cairo come here baby
    Now my cat's more famous than you ever will be
    I been hustling, you can't tell me nothing
    I'm Brad Pitt's Ugly Cousin
    When you're drunk at the wedding, still gon' fuck him

    When you see me in the club
    Brad Pitt, that's my cousin
    Angelina show me love
    Brad Pitt, that's my cousin
    You got me fucked up
    Brad Pitt, that's my cousin
    Like you don't know what's up
    Bradley, he's cuzo
    All my Angelinas if you got it let me see it

    You're embarrassed huh?
    I'm in Paris bruh
    You brought your whole crew
    I brought my parents bruh
    Every white dude in America went to the barber shop
    "Give me the Macklemore haircut"
    Australia they heard of me
    Germany they heard of me
    Japan they heard of me
    It's a murder scene you gon' learn some thangs
    My dick name Ron Burgendy
    I'm bad news with the pen flute
    In a plad suit no can do
    No no, I don't work for free
    I used to smoke that purple weed
    Sip a bunch of purple drink
    That shit did not work for me
    And now I just sip herbal tea
    I'm posted at the swap meet in a row
    Eatin' churches wings so cold
    So cold no emergency

    When you see me in the club
    Brad Pitt, that's my cousin
    Angelina show me love
    Brad Pitt, that's my cousin
    You got me fucked up
    Brad Pitt, that's my cousin
    Like you don't know what's up
    Brad, Brad, Pitt
    All my Angelinas if you got it let me see it

    Did it by myself, not a little bit of help
    Nobody, nobody did nothing I know
    On my knees saying God please give me a deal
    And God texted me back
    Don't be dumb young man, gotta do it yourself
    It's up to you to turn the pen into a machete
    And make sure that every beat that you meet gets killed
    I treat the beat just like a pussy 
    And I eat it up and beat it up, and leave it fucked
    And you cannot compete with us
    I'm weaving in and out of traffic in a Cadillac 
    And wait is that us on the radio
    Wait, is that us on the radio?
    It's what I always dreamed of
    Back when I had peach fuzz
    Shout out to the homie D
    Um, who's D
    Deez nuts
    I'm eating chicken wings and onion rings
    If you're wondering, yes I does my thing
    And another thing, no puppet strings
    Oh the company, we sucker free
    I ain't trippin' on what the public think
    Ten thousand we hustling
    This shit didn't happen over night
    This shit didn't happen suddenly

    When you see me in the club
    Brad Pitt, that's my cousin
    Angelina show me love
    Brad Pitt, that's my cousin
    You got me fucked up
    Brad Pitt, that's my cousin
    Like you don't know what's up
    Brad, Brad, Pitt

  51. S.... C....

    This was posted on my birthday, did you ask, nope, do you care, nope, I just think it’s cool

  52. P.... R....

    I like when it shows him on the exercise bike 😂

  53. P.... ....

    I love I. The start of the second verse, he’s not actually drinking anything

  54. A.... C....

    I love this lol

  55. K.... M....

    When you realize that Brad Pitt had the Macklemore haircut.

  56. J.... r....

    Damn I wanna know where he got that red + black checkered coat

  57. D.... P....

    OoF wrong year

  58. c.... m....

    This is so great

  59. Z.... B....

    im dead my freind told me to look this up my favorite song now

  60. b.... j....

    you sed my name Bradley

  61. a.... ....

    2019 Anyone?

  62. J.... M....

    I love this man ✌

  63. S.... C....

    Eric Nally at the bottom right 2:28 - 2:29

  64. K.... M....

    Sloaneeee

  65. C.... F....

    Honeatly had no idea he made these songs

  66. R.... D....

    Durty Nellie's Palatine 10 pm

  67. R.... D....

    Sublime @

  68. K.... !....

    신난다리~ 서울은 없나~ seoul~

  69. f.... 1....

    Am I the only one who notices Sloane? She's so CUTE!!!!!

  70. E.... C....

    pepa pig is ma cousin

  71. N.... C....

    too short man

  72. F.... ....

    This song is still one of the funniest but well made ever.

  73. G.... R....

    Which that background music - aaa vishmina???? Is it any song

  74. B.... B....

    Angelina got tired of Brad's cousin showing up to Thanksgiving every year in a panda costume.

  75. M.... S....

    Who's D? Deez nuts! Haha genius!

  76. C.... O....

    Macklemores cat has better bars than MGK ^_^

  77. A.... 1....

    One of the catchyest and funniest video out there especially 2:18 when God has Jordan's

  78. M.... c....

    lol reminds me of the instagram video, girl cousin: wanna see me twerk, boy cousin: HELL NAWWW U MA COUSIN

  79. P.... J....

    1:03 <3

  80. R.... D....

    This song is so much fun, I love it!

  81. Z.... J....

    cool brow

  82. Z.... J....

    i love you

  83. Z.... J....

    sup im your biget fan

  84. Z.... J....

    hi macklemore

  85. j.... b....

    come to china please. Mortherfucker

  86. L.... B....

    Fuck you google

  87. R.... ....

    BRADELY, HES CUZZO

  88. S.... D....

    my fav raper

  89. p.... ....

    [Verse 1 - Macklemore:]
    Slick shit man, that's all we do
    Hold up, little homie, let me talk my truth
    Made an Instagram for my cat
    And my cat doesn't even rap
    And got more followers than you
    Hold up, let me get my cat a bar
    She's filthy, hey Cairo come here baby
    (Meow) Now my cat's more famous than you ever will be
    I been hustling, you can't tell me nothing
    I'm Brad Pitt's ugly cousin
    But when you're drunk at the wedding, still gon' fuck him

    [Hook - Xperience:]
    When you see me in the club
    Brad Pitt, that's my cousin
    Angelina show me love
    Brad Pitt, that's my cousin
    You got me fucked up
    Brad Pitt, that's my cousin
    Like you don't know what's up
    Bradley, he's cuzo

    [Post-Hook - Xperience:]
    All my Angelinas, if you got it let me see it
    All my Angelinas, if you got it let me see it
    All my Angelinas, if you got it let me see it
    All my Angelinas, if you got it let me see it

    [Verse 2 - Macklemore:]
    You're embarrassed huh?
    I'm in Paris, bruh
    You brought your whole crew
    I'm with my parents, bruh
    Every white dude in America went to the barber shop
    "Give me the Macklemore haircut"
    Australia, they heard of me
    Germany, they heard of me
    Japan, they heard of me
    It's a murder scene, you gon' learn some things
    My dick named Ron Burgundy
    I'm bad news with a pan flute
    In a plaid suit, no can do
    No, uh uh, I don't work for free
    I used to smoke that purple weed
    Sip a bunch of purple drink
    That shit did not work for me
    And now I just sip herbal tea
    I'm posted at the swapmeet in a robe eating Church's wings
    So cold, so cold, no emergen-C

    [Hook - Xperience:]
    When you see me in the club
    Brad Pitt, that's my cousin
    Angelina show me love
    Brad Pitt, that's my cousin
    You got me fucked up
    Brad Pitt, that's my cousin
    Like you don't know what's up
    Brad, Brad, Pitt

    [Post-Hook - Xperience:]
    All my Angelinas if you got it let me see it
    All my Angelinas if you got it let me see it
    All my Angelinas if you got it let me see it
    All my Angelinas if you got it let me see it

    [Verse 3 - Macklemore:]
    Did it by myself, not a little bit of help
    Nobody, nobody did nothing, I knelt
    On my knees, said "God, please give me a deal"
    And God texted me back
    "Don't be dumb, young man, gotta do it yourself"
    It's up to you to turn the pen into a machete
    And make sure that every beat that you meet gets killed
    I treat the beat just like a pussy
    And I eat it up and beat it up and leave it fucked
    So you cannot compete with us
    I'm weaving in and out of traffic
    In the Cadillac, oh wait, is that us on the radio?
    Wait, is that us on the radio?
    It's what I always dreamed of
    Back when I had peach fuzz
    Shoutout to the homie D
    Who's D? Deez nuts
    I'm eating chicken wings and onions rings
    If you're wondering, yes, I does my thing
    And another thing, no puppet strings
    On the company, we sucker free
    I ain't trippin' on what the public think
    Ten thousand, we hustling
    This shit didn't happen overnight
    This shit didn't happen suddenly

    [Hook - Xperience:]
    When you see me in the club
    Brad Pitt, that's my cousin
    Angelina show me love
    Brad Pitt, that's my cousin
    You got me fucked up
    Brad Pitt, that's my cousin
    Like you don't know what's up
    Brad, Brad, Pitt





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    album: "This Unruly Mess I've Made" (2016)

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  90. s.... a....

    That was rad

  91. R.... _....

    "Its up to you to turn the pen into a machete and make sure that every beef you make gets killed" something eminem whould say

  92. l.... ....

    So.. Hes got 6.5m subs. Thats 10 Seattles.

  93. y.... ....

    awkward ....brad pitt and angelina jolie divorced ...

  94. �.... �....

    October 18? Enyone??

  95. l.... ....

    He was in an Elevated Sportz near me. I live in bothell and go there all the frickin time.


    (FYI, thats where he was on trampolines)

  96. M.... l....

    That confession changed my hole life 😂 I love this song