Lynch, Stephen - Tattoo Lyrics
You got a unicorn, butterfly, angel wings, inner thigh
Queer tattoo, that's a queer tattoo
Flaming skull, smoking pot, that's the opposite of not a
Queer tattoo, it's a queer tattoo
Tell you what you got, got a queer tattoo, such a queer tattoo
You think that symbol in Japanese, means strength or honor
Niger please it means queer tattoo, that's a queer tattoo
Any lower back tattoo is queer, it might as well say insert cock here
Whore tattoo, that's a whore tattoo
And that teardrop under your eye that you got in prison cause you killed a guy
That's a cool tattoo, sir that's a cool tattoo
You've got a comedy mask, got a tragedy mask, any fucking mask,
Your child's name with the words be strong, would be beautiful
But they spelled strong wrong, yeah they spelled it stong, your stupid kid will now be stong
How the hell they get that wrong, weren't you watching when they put that shit on
You love your laughing Jesus tat
But that's just Jesus laughing at your queer tattoos
So many queer tattoos
I guess you got that tribal band
From the tribe indigenous to the land of queer tattoos
Really queer tattoos
You got barbwire, got a poker ace, got that fucked up thing on Mike Tyson's face
Got a queer tattoo, a sewiously queer tattoo
And by queer i just mean bad it wouldn't mean gay unless you had
A pink triangle on a rainbow flag, with a bear wearing leather
And a red ball gag, that's a queer tattoo, a literally queer tattoo
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Lynch, Stephen Tattoo Comments
Perfect
He looks like a poor man's Ryan Reynolds..
The thing that keeps bringing me back to this, is the fact that all 4 of them just look like they’re simply enjoying the music and having a good time, lots of smiles and laughs without a care in the world.. I love it
So, now tell me what are straight tattoos?
Oh, fuck, I just found this guy!!!!! He's awesome.
not that funny.
Love the laughing Jesus bit
What queers down voted this? Or does Mike Tyson have multiple accounts?
Who is Ben Leikness? Is he Norwegian?
Covered in tats but none of what thhe mentioned, song was Hilarious
Casimir Pulaski Day by Sufjan Stevens...........
The most under rated comedian and songwriter on the planet in my opinion..Stephen lynch is a legend!!
Love the Queer Tattoo song, her voice is awesome!
@2:50 that Lorelei reference
A tattoo of Bowser surfing in front of a weed leaf while playing a double necked guitar below the words "Happy Birthday Rick."
i know after this i have found the meaning of love
The dislikes are people who have queer tattoos.
Or just Queers!
As good as his recorded shows are I think he's even funnier in person when no one's recording. Real fun show
Seriously, I can't recommend a more fun night out with freinds.
Sounds exactly like tyson
Just found this lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂
That leather jacket reminds me of the movie mad max road warrior
123 people have queer tattoos
Oh my god her voice i mean i like Steven but oh my god im in love
Is Hobo Chuck really Charlie King of Asylum Street Spankers?
The female singer has a queer tattoo. Irony L0L
I have a queer tattoo
I'm covering this song next open mic. Idc who gets offended.
Any tattoo is a queer tattoo. Fact.
tattoos
I can't stop listening to this. I have 3 tatoos
This is art
Steve come back man
This makes me want to play banjo
Haven't seen Courtney Goldberg much since this clip. Is she making the bar mitzvah circuit?
i just noticed from mazoo,,,,right on michigan,,,
wow actual song smiths ...
That woman could talk down countries from war with her voice
That woman is so attractive holy fuck
The woman in this video has such a beautiful voice
I've never been so glad that I don't have any tattoos.
At the beginning, he looked at the audience and decided whether or not to say, "nigga please".
I've loved this boy for over 15+ years now. And in that time my friend got married. I left the Live at the El Rey dvd (I'm old) in between his screen door and the front door with a note that said "take this, watching this will be the only time you laugh ever again".
Love this song because we all know which tattoo he's talking about, :) (even if we can't actually say it)
♫An Ice Cream cone with lighting bolts...That's a Queer Tattoo♫
98 people have a queer tattoo .. :)
When a lady as gorgeous and talented as Courtney Jaye is not ultra famous I know the world sucks. But I can thank Stephen for sharing her wonderful ability, and hope she is wealthy and happy for it. Dear G_d she is hot and amazing and every other awesome hopefully not creepy thing I can say.
Literally LMAO
I want to share but would offend so many friends.
You probably need new friends.
simply fatastic..
Wow!!!!!! She is so BEAUTIFUL!!!!
I love this dude 😂
Courtney has a tat on her shoulder. You can't see it with the dress she is wearing.
jeez how can you be a supporting vocal and stay composed lol
All Samuel L. Jackson tattoos are exceptions to the rules motherfuckers.
THAT FUCKED UP THING ON MIKE TYSONS FACE IM DEAD
Such a stong song.
A stong song
Why did 79queers dislike this song?
Or someone who has one of those tattoos and is mad for it being called queer lol
The Mike Tyson impression sounded more like the mad hatter.
When they went ba ba ba ba I was waiting for ba ba ba bi
Its funny because I actually have a pink triangle tattoo, and im gay XD
that's a queer tattoo
@Kevin Stacy a literally queer tattoo
What is the pink triangle ?
Well played, sir. Well played indeed.
@Father Cucumber Because it fucks other tattoos in the ass?
If Death Cab for Cutie and Old Crow Medicine Show made a comedy song.
Beautiful- laughed the whole way through.
Heard this on Bob and Tom's morning show many years ago. Funny Funny shit.
Very funny and true.
Now, just people with queer tattoos.
Mike Tyson's face lmao!
That's a great queer banjo player..
He gives me seizures gd hes funny af!
Someone should put this song over one of those bad tattoo compilations. That lady has a captivating voice.
I have a queer tattoo and proud of it 😂
Now that's f×ukin funny
74 people have a queer tattoo...
I just came for the Hobo of the opera(and Courtney\s cool too)
Knew it before the song started to play... he wouldn't say nigga ¬_¬
Funny shit
Saw this live last night. Wonderful.
Courtney is beautiful. Stephen... He's awesome. #RedBallGag
Can't stop laughing!! Thanks for sharing!!
That chick has feminine odor problems I guarantee it.
and you don't?
@nia B I'm not a cunt.
I’m so glad Stephen is still doing music. Until now I’ve only listened to his El Ray show and 3 balloons
"You love your laughing Jesus tat,
That's just Jesus laughing at..
Your queer tattoo.."
And then that face he makes, man he cracks me up!
53 people have a queer tattoo!
Great harmony... And its Lynch :D
Being covered is Tattoos is to be ridiculed to the max...and thats coming from a bloke covered in tattoos 😁
Stephen Lynch you legend! 🤘🤣
Hahha same and I’ll be the first to make fun of them 😂
They are ugly as shit. Just body graffiti.
#weilreinehautreinhaut
This is the perfect Wedding song
Courtney Jaye has the voice of an Angel!
And the titts to match 🤣🤣🤣
She's perfect in every way.
I wish he wouldn’t have censored out “nigga please.” The SJW must’ve gotten to him.
38 people have queer tattoos, apparently
Insert “nigga please”
"nigga please"
Woah. He aged.
I'm wondering if this song is got some people thinking twice about that lifelong thing they had someone put on their body? I think the piercings, tattoos, branding and body modifications have gone overboard lately, but I'm thinking these people can blame it on the alcohol or drugs they were on when they had it done.
All of that stuff can't hold a candle to the mental illness of thinking you can actually change your sex and go under the knife believing that but maybe eunuchs are coming back in to style.
Mandating public acceptance is psychopathic tyranny, the only thing that changes is the paperwork, it's impossible to change genetics. I like the song it's catching!
No they blame it on the alcohol and drugs mom and dad did.
Damn that voice
Stehphen Lynch really matured as an artist
aljaz77711 this was one of his earlier songs. But stay on the bandwagon. You might learn something
No it wasnt an earlier song....wasnt until the chick joined on 2012 album. Hopefully that pussy is good cuz the newer music blows.
Lynch holy crap what you been eating man
Trust me I am. Went to high school with her. It's cool if you don't believe me.
Yearbook pics or it didn't happen
courtenay jaye singing red ball gag has the power to bring down governments
Absolutely!
I would lead the crusaders to war to kill all the infidels until their blood lined the streets if she told me to. And promised to sing to me after we won.
@Cuthbert Allgood - You are the reason why we can't have nice things.
And that smile at the 2:00 mark after the whore tattoo line...dear sweet baby Jesus
@Cuthbert Allgood the crusaders were the infidels you idiot!!