Lynch, Stephen - Special Lyrics






When I was a boy of 10, I had a very best friend
Ed was kind, with good intent
But just a little different

Oh, special Ed
Mama dropped him on his head
Now he's not so bright instead
He's a little bit special
Just a little bit special

We'd play tag, and he'd get hurt
I'd play soldier, he'd eat dirt
I liked math, and the spelling bee
Ed liked talking to a tree

Oh, special Ed
Mama dropped him on his head
Now she keeps him in the shed
Cause he's a little bit special
Just a little bit special

I ran track, hung out in malls
Ed ran headfirst into walls
I had girls, and lots of clothes
Ed had names for all his toes

Oh, special Ed
Mama dropped him on his head
Now he thinks he's a piece of bread
Cause he's a little bit special
Just a little bit

One day while talking to special Ed
He grabbed a brick and he swung at my head
And as he laughed at me thats when I knew
That special Ed just made me special too

Now I laugh as I count bugs
I give strangers great big hugs
Next to me Ed is fine
Yeah he's a fucking Einstein

Oh, Special Ed (and me)
Now we're not right in the head (you see)
Now we're not so bright instead
We're a little bit special

Just a little bit special
That fucker Ed made me special
Just a little bit
Just a little bit ... special





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  1. J.... W....

    Thanks for seeing you in Amsterdam :-)

  2. F.... ....

    If this was made today ohh boy

  3. e.... ....

    I have autism. I can take a joke.

  4. C.... H....

    Damn, I didnt know sebastian Vettel could play guitar...

  5. M.... T....

    I hired a kid named Ed. He was special. Everyone at work was shocked. We called him Special Ed, He was a good guy and a hard worker. We all can't be Rocket Scientist's.

  6. U.... M....

    How did we grow up with comedy like this, yet no everyone I grew up with is so damn sensitive

  7. M.... ....

    Dad used to play this for me in the car

  8. C.... A....

    I am lok forrr mlk

  9. H.... D....

    My shoes hurt! Mr. Show! YES! What happened to this guy? I saw him at Town Hall on 9/13/03, is that when he stopped touring?

    H.... D....

    He just came out with an album in 2019 and had a special in 2016!

  10. M.... ....

    Sadly, with today's ultra idiotic PC culture, this guy wouldn't be able to perform in 99% of venues.

  11. E.... S....

    I've never heard this version before - I loved the Mr. Show shout out! 😂

  12. E.... S....

    I am Ed Ed 😁

  13. R.... W....

    My favourite song

  14. T.... ....

    I looked this up cause a kid at my school was singing it

  15. E.... S....

    this song could never be made today. The early 2000s was a very different time

  16. F.... M....

    Im the only one who just figured out this is REAL... its really funny

  17. T.... U....

    I love how Stephen Lynch doesn't give a fuck about being politically correct.

  18. A.... K....

    Stephen - Thank you for paving the way for comedy musicians with this song. Sincerely, every bo burnham fan ever

  19. J.... W....

    Thank you, Karianne 😉

  20. m.... H....

    This reminds me of no burnom

  21. B.... ....

    Look at this loser every kid dreams to be like him again

  22. P.... ....

    I really don’t understand why the powers that be didn’t strangle Lynch or shoot him. This song is disgusting. As a person with two masters degrees who grew up in special education & worked my whole life to be a good person, I don’t appreciate people in special ed being portrayed as violent and subhuman. Everyone who laughed at this or scheduled him to perform that song should be deeply deeply ashamed of themselves.

    P.... ....

    Grow up snowflake

    P.... ....

    He doesnt mean any harm hes just trying to make money. CHILL

  23. b.... k....

    My mom told me I was special....

    b.... k....

    She lied in one way and told the truth in a different way

  24. D.... ....

    Bring in the Thought-Police!

  25. B.... A....

    This song may not be appropriate for #StrumminonmygeetarSaturday, but it’s awesome

  26. M.... S....

    1.8k people try to drive their bed every night before they go to sleep

  27. s.... ....

    I come back when I need a laugh lol

  28. M.... M....

    not funny ed fell out of my shopping cart what can i say it was the first kid and i was only 16 only reason why i kept the baby was because my puppy died ,,,lol

  29. J.... W....

    Seen you in Amsterdam last year ! great show

  30. D.... B....

    Holy shit....you know this couldn't exist in 2019....the shitstorm that would ensue....

  31. I.... j....

    This was before I was born I was born in 2008 and now it’s 2019 who else is watching in 2019

  32. R.... H....

    This guy is a dick

    R.... H....

    get over it

  33. M.... B....

    I have watched this video a million times and I still laugh at his facial expressions.😂

  34. p.... c....

    Disrespectful af dude this isn't funny

    p.... c....

    You must have a boring life

  35. B.... 6....

    Do a evil son song

  36. J.... c....

    I’m in grade 8 and I’m a sped and even though half of the stuff he says doesn’t link with me i still funny af🤣🤣🤣

  37. L.... O....

    2:33 dat eye 😂

  38. A.... A....

    Now if someone made a song like this today they would be put in a rehab center because they were abusing mental people and mocking them but the song is supposed to be offensive so chill out freaks

  39. M.... ....

    Saw this guy live years ago he was awesome

  40. M.... ....

    LMAO 🤣🤣 😂 PUT ON CAPTIONS!! FREAKIN HILARIOUS!!!

  41. C.... R....

    Even though I'm autistic, I find this hilarious!

  42. D.... R....

    I have autism, and this is hilarious lmao

  43. A.... K....

    Intro:You know being on the road a lot, I start missing a lot of things about home.
    Most of all my friends, but in particular, one of them, whom I consider my best friend.
    His name was Ed and he was very dear to me. You know him? I loved him dearly, even if he was a little bit... Thank you, sir. Special.
    *Starts playing then stops*
    Oh by the way, for those who've seen my shows before, I'm gonna do some of the old ones but
    I'm gonna be throwing some new shit in too.
    So sing along if you know the words, but I've thrown some new shit into this one too.

    When I was a boy of 10, I had a very best friend
    Ed was kind, with good intent
    But just a little different

    Oh, special Ed
    His Mama dropped him, dropped him on his head
    Now he's not so bright instead
    He's a little bit special
    Just a little bit special

    We'd play tag, and he'd get hurt
    I'd play soldier, he'd eat dirt
    I liked math, and the spelling bee
    Ed liked talking to a tree

    Oh, special Ed
    His Mama Mama dropped him, dropped him on his head
    Now she keeps him - Where? - in the shed
    'Cause he's a little bit special
    Just a little bit special

    I ran track, hung out in malls
    Ed ran headfirst into walls
    I had girly girls, and lots of clothes
    Ed had names for all his toes
    Like Larry, and Terry, and Jerry, and Barry, and Ricky, and Bobby, and Rhonda the girl who don't care like you and I care

    Oh, special Ed
    His Mama Mama dropped him, dropped him on his head
    Now he thinks he's a piece of bread
    'Cause he's a little bit special
    Just a little bit special

    I thought College life was great
    Ed could count from one to two
    I liked people and the party scene
    Ed was scared of the vacuum cleaner

    Oh, special Ed
    His Mama Mama dropped him, dropped him on his head
    Now he thinks he can drive his bed
    'Cause he's a little bit special
    Just a little bit

    One day while talking to special Ed
    He grabbed a brick and he swung at my head
    And as he laughed at me that's when I knew
    That special Ed just made me special too

    *Starts dancing and acting retarded*

    I'm strong like Hulk!
    My shoes hurt!
    Mr. Show!

    Now I laugh as I count bugs
    I give strangers great big hugs
    Next to me Ed is fine
    Yeah he's a fucking Einstein

    Oh, Special Ed (and me)
    Now we're not right in the head (you see)
    Now we're not so bright instead
    We're a little bit special
    Just a little bit special
    That fucker Ed made me special
    Just a little bit...
    Just a little bit... Everybody...
    Special

  44. a.... j....

    American motherfuckers and their stupid stereotypes this video defines why the USA is universally hated by the rest of the world

  45. C.... R....

    Still funny as hell.

  46. C.... ....

    I feel like I lovingly remember Special "Fred".

    C.... ....

    You do. He switched it up

  47. C.... ....

    On a bad day, I swear this is medicine.

  48. S.... G....

    Just a little bit Spechal! spethel!

  49. Q.... A....

    Stephen lynch was a defining part of my high school years.

  50. K.... I....

    Can you imagine the skreeching that would follow if this came out today?

  51. K.... R....

    I’m ok I think. I was place in special ed for behavior, meanwhile others in that class were really fragile. I was upset at the fact that bad behavior and fragile students don’t mix. The school just didn’t care. IEP student here and I got to say it was a crazy school experience for me. Stupid stories to tell I can do stand up comedy and talk about my days lol

  52. S.... ....

    THISMAGICMOMENT

  53. D.... B....

    Stephen Lynch's comedy wouldn't survive today with all these SJWs. I miss this ish

  54. I.... S....

    Oh my god i fucking love this

  55. J.... B....

    4:08 had me dead😂😂

  56. M.... R....

    Is it me or does he kinda remind you of Ryan Reynolds?

  57. R.... P....

    its so funny

  58. R.... P....

    XD XD XD XD XD

  59. k.... ....

    OMFG the subtitles are 🔥🔥🔥😝😝

  60. W.... ....

    This guy would get shot in today's society

  61. I.... A....

    This is amazing and funny, also he’s a really good charismatic singer!!

  62. b.... ....

    Special ed competed in the special Olympics!! He was a champion ! Uuuuunnnnngghhhh ! 🤤🥴🤪😜

  63. L.... C....

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3zpT502CEs Ugly Baby...too funny!

  64. A.... S....

    we are all going to hell LMAO NOT SORRY FOR LAUGHING EVER! SAME THING FOR DR DIRTY! JOHN VABLY I LOVE STEPHEN LYNCH

  65. D.... ....

    Can you find special ed in the video from 2:12 to 2:15 like if you find it

  66. D.... ....

    This is rude like if you agree

    D.... ....

    Fuck off

  67. L.... L....

    Fuck this white dude he will never know how it feels to be a special ed kid

  68. S.... J....

    How have I never heard of him?He's like my inner thoughts came alive,and grew a penis,but that's beside the point,he's funny as hell.

  69. B.... 1....

    Best song ever

  70. A.... G....

    Still funny in 2018

  71. C.... C....

    Am i the only one who thinks he looks like a less buff scott herman fitness? Lol.

  72. s.... c....

    Haha this song is so funny but kind of rude

  73. K.... B....

    I cant decide whether i love having a dark sense of humor or I hate it 😂😂😭😭

    K.... B....

    It ain't dark

  74. J.... ....

    Hello, I am a wannabe song writer and comedian and I love to write song parody's. Rucka Rucka Ali, The lonely Island, Bo Burnham, The key of awesome, nerd out, stephen lynch and many other youtubers have inspired me. Now I know I can't sing and thought to my self it's worth a shot at chasing one of my dreams and to release one of my parody's. Please check out my first song parody here on youtube by the name of I'm a paedo. Thank you.

  75. G.... K....

    I fucking love this show, even over 10 years later i still watch this from time to time

  76. A.... A....

    I remember watching this in like 2010 when he wasnt so popular and everyone loved it, saddens to see the amount of offended people coming back to this 8 years later.

  77. S.... S....

    Kirk Mark and Lopez brought me here

  78. E.... B....

    Seeings how everybody says that I think I'm special and my name is Ed and I spend 80% or more of each day in my shed. I'd say that this tune is probably my very own Opus! Oh well, too late to change up things now.

  79. T.... T....

    This is arousing to listen to

  80. x.... ....

    This video is fucking retarded

    x.... ....

    You are

  81. S.... B....

    I love this song 😂

  82. F.... W....

    I have two brothers in Special Ed. 😂 This is great.

  83. f.... ....

    How in the hell does one forget the words to his own song?

  84. C.... ....

    This calms me knowing that the world might end today.

  85. S.... C....

    lol the new edition reference

  86. A.... D....

    Mom always said i wa special <3
    This must be about me :D

  87. K.... ....

    I have watched this video like 20 times now

  88. J.... W....

    Still laughing in 2018

  89. Z.... Z....

    It's like if Daniel Tosh were musically talented.

    Z.... Z....

    Zax Zumu I mean, his bad douchey shit is like that.
    His good shit is far superior to that

  90. o.... o....

    Dark humour is like a dead child it never gets old

    o.... o....

    Politically incorrect humor is also like a dead child.... cuz it's dead :( fuck you 2019 :(

    o.... o....

    I feel I should be offended but I laughed.....sooooo......yeah

    o.... o....

    That aint right😂

    o.... o....

    how did you get dead kids out of autistic folk

  91. S.... R....

    the song reminds me of my special friend 😂 keep it up great song

  92. C.... S....

    lmao.
    am I a Bad Person for Laughing at this song???

    I had a Very Close, Native Friend of Mine, Named ED. &. I Would crank this Song. & Every One Would get a GOOD Laugh from It. BUT, Unfortunately, ED Passed Away Earlier This Year... MISS YOU ED, & I LOVE YOU, FOR - EVER IN MY THOUGHTD.... I'LL ALWAYS REMEMBER THE GREAT TIMES WE ALWAYS HAD TOGETHER, BABES... MISS YOU EVERY - FUCKING - DAY!!!
    MAY YOU REST IN PARIDISE, MY DEAR OLD FRIEND... XOXOXO <3 <3 <3

  93. b.... ....

    iwas in spd and i laugh so hard at this eerytime, this and the speciasl olympics one too :-)

  94. D.... A....

    i give strangers all my drugs.

  95. L.... L....

    does anyone know the acoustic chords for this song?

  96. L.... L....

    does anyone know the acoustic chords for this song?

  97. L.... L....

    does anyone know the acoustic chords for this song?

  98. B.... M....

    Lol I fucking love this song!