Lynch, Stephen - Medieval Bush Lyrics
Come fair lady to mine bed we go
And verily sweet pleasures we shall know
Yet where thy belly meets thy limb
I beseech thee give a trim
For thy bush doth overflow
My lady doth have a 70s muff
A 1470s muff, hmm?
Zounds! It's as prickly as a Christmas wreath
Think it might hide some baby birds beneath
Pray shave it off to make a coat
There are fur balls down mine throat
Short and curlies twixt my teeth
I sayeth not thy vagina is hirsute
But soft what hair through yonder girdle grows
To be or not to be put in cornrows
Oh it is beastly and unruly
And it smelleth of patchouli
And that offends my nose
I sayeth not that thou art furry down there
But it doth resemble Fidel Castro eating a London broil, hmm?
Tra-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
Tra-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
Medieval Bush
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Lynch, Stephen Medieval Bush Comments
Bob and Tom afford and bequeath the most risque of music
My favorite !!
what is a lute? it's missing an f
So critical. get in there and and enjoy.
bob and tom, u aren't real navy seals, I'm sick of ur stolen Valor, u monsters!
may God have mercy on ur souls...
Dennis Morris what the fuck does this mean you fucking idiot lol
Dennis Morris what the hell
Craigs Moms bush..
he's like a better looking, more funny mike birbiglia
i can spell the host's laughter
Wow, their laughs are horrible...
How can you have a horrible laugh XD
ever heard of jimmy carr [email protected] Hill
@traumaaofficialpage Yeah, holy shit. His laugh is weird as fuck.
+BillHicks420 he does a backwards laugh, he sort of inhales rather than exhales whilst laughing. or so he says...
It's the smug yacht club laugh..... I want to punch them all in the face
Ugh bob and tom suck
So do you
Nice one Chippah.
Watch comedian Stephen Lynch sing B&T classic Medieval Bush.
Wow... that was hilarious!
that's the shortest introduction I heard from tom so far. funny song
Screw Bob and Tom.
+dominic norton that's the point dumbass
Well that's the saddest point I have ever seen, Teach the young boys how to be a man. I know it sounds sooo damned hard, but there is plenty of fun as well.
dominic norton ok buddy, go play now
A tribute to the muff mannequins - Stephen Lynch - "Medieval Bush"
"American Apparel Pubic Hair Mannequins Stop Pedestrians In Their Tracks (PHOTOS) http://huff.to/K9GXzN"
i thought he ment George bush in the title
hat is this real song?? ive heard it before
steven is so good a comedian, he doesnt need Bush
He reminds me of Cicero every time he does that.
Yeah I know, I've been playing too much Skyrim, but imagining that little jester singing this just makes it that much funnier to me. xD
nightmother
That is just what the hell!!! It just I mean it funny as hell and bad at the same time
the one line that made it for me was 'short and curlies twixt my teeth'. lol XD
HHHHHHMMMMMMMMMM?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
bob and tom suck but stephen lynch is hilarious! as far as radio shows go its all about the FBHW!!
I LOVE THE BOB AND TOM SHOW OMG!!!!
i understand the "... barely"
I love the bob and tom show!
Because his great,great,great,great,great,great,great grand father knew who Fidel Castro was :P
Hmmmmmmm?
Canned laughter.
i love stephen lynch, but everyone on bob and tom need to go kill themselves.
My favorite thing about Sir lynch is his facial expressions.
its his great great great great great great uncle... dont try and ruin the song u douche.
Part of his uncles act was being a psychic xD
i think you have to have that laugh to work in radio lol
pretty sure 90% of the people here don't care about/ know who Bob and Tom are. We're here for Lynch. Stephan Lynch.
Great loved it! Thanks for the smile!
i laughed lolz and it's the internet, that's impossible for most people to do that
Yeah the hosts weren't ready for that one. Their discomfort is almost as funny as the song itself.
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha *fake laugh* hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
your an idiot who doenst understand the basics of our political system and probably shouldnt be alowed to vote
Such a great song. Such a great artist. Such a horrible show. I always hate when shit is on 'Bob & Tom' with all their artificial laughter. ~gag~ (but props to Stephen) (yea, 90s, bitches; props)
what do you mean artificial because they dont laugh at everything you do? they sound like normal laughs to me this isnt a sitcom by any means.
03:23 That's the fakest laughter I've ever heard...
More than one Bush
can't stand their laugh. they play on the radio every morning, and every time they do the same exact laugh every 10 seconds. i can't stand it.
they are playing no laugh.... if you've ever seen other skits on here they alone debunk this claim look at the title of the song by dvn on bob and tom they couldnt control themselves.
2:05 for song
@TheKnightwing1197 Bush wasn't voted out, he reached a term limit.
someone didnt know what a lute was xD
Those people weren't laughing NEARLY enough. I'd be dying if he was singing that on my radio show xD
Write it dowwwn ena nemops!
@ImperiousViking That's because they fake it.
i just realized that hes talking about vag hair
Stephen is cute.....
Turn on closed captions. 2:59 im pretty sure thats different than what he said
@LeaderoftheAwesomes
OMG!!!!!
there was a midevil version of George Bush....
i wounder if was a shitty "king" then ....
once a bush all ways a bush...
unfortunetly i had to have sex with a girl who had a 1470's muff...... not fun at all
Emotions, you lose them if you're a radio host. The mic eats yous soul
well thanks to this bastard i have to change into non-pissed-in pants....
I love Stephen Lynch's love songs lol
GAWD Lynch is SOOOO freaking funny...!!
That laughter was interesting...yes that is the word: interesting.
Haha, great ending... "Wow, you're really anti-lute."
The radio-dude (bob or tom) has ZERO expression in his face when laughing... looks so weird.
2:07, somethin tells me I already know where this is goin'...
@scottsloan84 C) thinkings hating Justin beiber comments are witty/funny.
The facial expressions make this 10000000000000 times funnier XD
How is this fit for the radio? XD
"wow you are really anti-lute" XD
wow Fidel Castro was in the medieval times? lol
@scottsloan84 LOL soooooo true! but there should be another option C.) hes a lint licker! lol
this is one of my fav songs of all time. just saying.
9 people still think its cool to have bush
Hahahah A A A A wtf fuck type of laugh is that... Dracula from sesimey street
Oh that bush...
All the people laughing have that typical radio laughter...
...And to think I came here expecting a political song/rant on the 43rd Republican American President. What a shock!!!!!
Stephen Lynch is great! Been a fan for almost 10 years.
I love the hosts' forced laughter!
That uncle wouldn't happen to be Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, would it?
8 people like bush.....and/or lutes! xD
I love how the other peoples' laughter sounds medieval and jovial.
Hah hah haaaah....
I love how his right eyebrown keeps twitching as he sing ^^
@james89027 Well if they die from it, then we all die from it, you see. It spreads like wildfire, my friend. And... We don't want that.
a FOURTEEN seventies mahff hmmmmmmmmmmm?
Brilliant
rofl he should have performed at ashton kutcher and demi moore's wedding
@breakidnwn Only around Italians - It's the best word to use besides "troglodyte" :)
damn, that girl needs to shave....so funny....yet so disturbing
@MDMH92 To show off my articulation skills :)
I'll never be able to use the word "hirsute" without snickering again...
hehe bush...
Wow, the anit-lute movement is really gaining ground, huh?
Yet we continue to ignore the cries of the anti-bagpipes movement, who just want the noise to stop.
i wonder if that got on air.
wow hope so
Haha, awsome. Great to see some new songs also.
Is he doing tours in Europe soon??
Yeah; I'd noticed the same upon hearing the Mozart piece on my playlist a couple weeks ago. At first, I was annoyed at Lynch for not having written his own score... but reflecting on it later, I have to appreciate the amount of original shit he's written over the years, and the originality of even this song here, despite its "roots".
For what it's worth, we're all "standing on the shoulders of giants". This is truly a unique and funny song on its own, even if much of it was borrowed.
XcD
Cool story bro
hahahahahaha