Lynch, Stephen - Hermaphrodite Lyrics
She's part girl, she's part boy
She's got parts everyone can enjoy
She's got more, she's got less
She's got her man hood tucked in her dress
Does she stand up when shes taking a piss?
She's my little girl, yeah, she's my little guy
When I try to please her I get poked in the eye
She wears lace and she wears flannel
She watched football and the Lifetime Channel
What's that buldge under her nightie?
It must be hermaphrodite, yeah, hermaphrodite
Some things are white
Some girls wear makeup
Mine shaves her back
She is still beautiful, she is still fine
It's too bad her package is bigger than mine
She can't help her imperfections
She gets jock itch from her yeast infections
Who stole all my tighty whities?
It must be hermaphrodite, yeah
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Lynch, Stephen Hermaphrodite Comments
Lmfao...love it!
funny song but where are the lyrics all I get is the audio and a black screen sucks and not in a good way. Later.....fix it please
Anyone else notice this a lot like Tenacious D's Kickapoo played a bit slower?
Well Kichapoo was released in 2006 and this song is from 2000 so who is copying who here?
Such a truly truly amazingly gifted voice used for Shear comedy
I wonder whose dick is bigger, Barak or Michele's
This must be about Michelle Obama....
Tarron Sarvas 😉
*jaw drops*
Look in the description, dumb ass.
hes not gay dumb ass
There is no lyrics here you dumb ass
... He's married to a woman. :\
awesome
Does anyone else find it strange that he writes this song, then years later we have Lady GagMe? Just sayin'…
Dedicated to ex-girlfriends all over the world.
Behold /d/'s theme song.
Me, I'm on there for a different reason, but to be honest I hardly even notice all the futa anymore. You get used to it.
1:34 sounds awesome
lawlawlawl
"It's too bad her package is bigger than mine ..."
His voice is fucking awesome!!
Nah Really!!!!!
lol 1st but this is one messed up song