Lynch, Stephen - Hallelujah Lyrics






I want to write you a poem
That stands the test of all time
A couplet, a quatrain, a ballad, an ode
With meter and rhythm and rhyme

I want it to speak of your virtue
Sing praise to your stature and poise
I want it to capture your beauty
The soul that's alive in your voice

I want it to tell of your wisdom
How the courage within your heart soars
But all I can think of is how I be lovin'
Them big, big, big titties of yours

Oh, Hallelujah
Oh, how my heart sings
Oh, Hallelujah
Oh, love those things

They bounce like a kid on a trampoline
They swing like a 40's jazz band
They stand up like a rock-solid alibi
They don't even fit in my hand

They curve like a pitch in the big leagues
They burn with a passion so hot
And that is the reason I can't wait to squeeze 'em
Them big, big, big titties you've got

Oh, Hallelujah
Oh, love's in the air
Oh, Hallelujah
Oh, what a pair

Oh I need to knead them like sculptors knead clay
They dance in my dreams in a graceful ballet
I'll kiss them so sweetly goodnight at the end of the day

They're firm like a John Grisham novel
They swell like a wave in the sea
No matter what part of the room that I'm in
They're always looking at me

They're soft like the cheek of a baby
They're sweet like the honey of bees
I'll never ignore them, I'll even adore them
Someday when they're touching your knees

Oh, Hallelujah
Oh, what a rack
Oh, Hallelujah
Oh, hurt your back

Oh, Hallelujah
Oh, on my knees
Oh, Hallelujah
Oh, double D's

Oh, Hallelujah
Oh, glory be
Oh, Hallelujah
Oh, set them free





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  1. I.... A....

    What Kat Dennings' boyfriend sings every night...

  2. s.... ....

    This song is some of his breast work.

  3. J.... L....

    He sound like pink floyd

  4. N.... ....

    he's definitely singing about courtney here...

  5. D.... S....

    Hreat as usual. Actually sounds like it could be a song at church exceptional lyrics which makes it even more hilarious.

  6. F.... E....

    Last night I had fun with a pair righteously worthy of this ode. Hallelujah ✌

    F.... E....

    your own moobs don't count.

  7. J.... S....

    Bluebird

  8. D.... T....

    I love this song so much I played at my wedding.

  9. J.... P....

    Ya know it's a real shame that this God awful uber PC
    SJW culture has almost killed acts like Stephen's.

    Though he is still working his shows are sanitised &
    a pale comparison of what they were.

    SJW's have the diarrhea version of the Midas touch...
    everything they touch turns into $hit.!

    J.... P....

    You know your mom isn't going to see this. You can say shit.

  10. P.... T....

    Lol glad i had mine reduced....

  11. Y.... G....

    Yes I also like big titties

  12. w.... ....

    OH MY GOD! I forgot about this one! 😂
    And I love how a lot of the cements about wanting this as their first dance at their wedding. That just makes it better 🤣

  13. O.... ....

    Stephen Lynch should do all the songs for Deadpool.

    O.... ....

    You expressed my thoughts a year before I had them.

    O.... ....

    I always used to think Lynch looked a bit like a cross between Ryan Reynolds and Dane Cook.

    O.... ....

    @Amph G -and of the 3, stephen lynch is the only one with talent.

    O.... ....

    Idk, Ryan Reynolds is a pretty good actor. And Cook was funny when I was 18-20 (around the same time Lynch was). Admittedly Stephen Lynch is incredibly talented, but he’s kind of like if Dane Cook would have written music In his heyday, only darker/edgier, tbh. That said I can still enjoy (some of) Lynch’s music whereas I doubt if I would find any of Cook’s old stand up funny.

  14. C.... A....

    Gianna Michaels's official soundtrack

  15. M.... M....

    If he changed the lyrics to this he would have a very successful song, possibly a No.1 hit in the charts

  16. C.... P....

    wtf is this song lol

    C.... P....

    Choa Park everything wonderful about this word

  17. m.... ....

    singsing bring me here.... fk

    m.... ....

    meow LMAO Same dude

    m.... ....

    meow Sing trying to protect mister meow meow

    m.... ....

    im right here with you brotha

  18. F.... R....

    Amen >:)

  19. c.... ....

    this is deep

  20. H.... C....

    reminds me for my wife . god i love her LMAO

  21. O.... R....

    brought tears to my eyes

  22. s.... ....

    The intro to this song reminds me of "Drops of Jupiter." Anybody else think so?

    s.... ....

    His penis and Mike Tyson both named their dicks Jupiter. Little known fact.

    s.... ....

    Das Carlin It's because of the big red spot.

  23. L.... ....

    My boyfriend has declared this to be the first dance song at our wedding wether I like it or not XD

    L.... ....

    +LittleDaemonCat I'm sure he loves you very much...

    L.... ....

    LittleDaemonCat Marry him quick!

    L.... ....

    4 years have gone by, the internet wants to know if this happened.

    L.... ....

    Well, did it happen?

    L.... ....

    you keep that bf, he's a good man!

  24. J.... S....

    I know I am not the only one who thinks this, but I feel like Stephen wrote this song for me... #godblessdoubleD
     

    J.... S....

    If your name is Jake and he sang this song for you. You need to diet man. No one finds man boobs sexy.

    J.... S....

    @MrNotadream well played sir.... well played ._.

    J.... S....

    @MrNotadream there are female chubby chasers, believe it or not.

    J.... S....

    @Gzus70 my girlfriend is one lol im a big dude and shes a sexy lil thing im a lucky dude

  25. K.... S....

    Love this song.

  26. S.... ....

    I wanna have this song played at my wedding=D  With all her family there. 
     It'l go something like this.  Father in law - "This is nice:)  How sweet..wait...wtf did he just say?  I'm gonna kill him.."

    S.... ....

    would make a good song for the first dance lol :P!

  27. Z.... ....

    I always close my eyes and pretend hes singing about me with this song, Lets make Love, and the one where he sings about being a painter and taking a trip

  28. D.... M....

    When the vocals come in, he sounds just like Roger Waters on The Wall. 

  29. M.... O....

    Love it. You ate so f.in funny. You can say what I would be slapped or fired for if I put into words what I really thought about things.

  30. C.... ....

    Lol. I'm from Russia and all my family fucking love this song :).
    But I'm the only one who knows the translation.

    C.... ....

    That. Is hilarious 🤣

    C.... ....

    just don't let your mom sing that to your sister...

  31. B.... ....

    boobs are the greatest

  32. D.... V....

    Never heard this one until now. God i love it! X'D

  33. T.... R....

    You know what an average internet troll would reply to that right? But you seem to carry your own weight so I wont do that to you, ahhh squeeze it, pics or gtfo.

  34. u.... ....

    Best religious song ever!

  35. e.... ....

    You know why.

  36. G.... ....

    Shelbi I dedicate this to you 3

  37. c.... ....

    1000th like

  38. L.... b....

    Dear MrMonk1121,
    Who doesn't love boobs? Everyone does.
    Sincerly, leabear.

  39. E.... ....

    Welcome to every moment of being a man.

  40. F.... ....

    Amen! xD

  41. e.... ....

    Great, now I can't stop thinking about boobs.

  42. T.... B....

    the more beautiful the music, the more offensive the lyrics will be. it is a proven formula for stephen lynch. god bless you mr. lynch !

  43. b.... H....

    Iv tryed dont

  44. S.... ....

    "They don't even fffit in my hand" lol

  45. u.... ....

    Sexuality is unimportant, just make sure you don't overcook them.

  46. G.... G....

    No matter what you are,this song is pure beauty!

    GO TITTIES!!!!!!

  47. J.... G....

    They're firm like a John Grisham novel. Probably my favorite line in the song. Such a brilliant song!

  48. w.... l....

    you hear that girls set them free

  49. T.... ....

    Apparently not even Monks can resist them!

  50. M.... I....

    true they have milk mmmmm milk

  51. L.... R....

    set them free!

  52. S.... ....

    C, G, A minor, and F.

  53. b.... ....

    19 flatchested women watched this video

  54. m.... ....

    you sir fucking rock!

  55. J.... W....

    I know for a fact it's on Ultimate-Guitar, just search for it

  56. C.... ....

    Great voice!

  57. g.... ....

    His creativity never ceases to amaze me.

  58. C.... P....

    This brings back mammeries of old.

    C.... P....

    Charles Peter Watson good one.

  59. J.... ....

    This is the most relatable love song of all time.

  60. D.... ....

    the perfect ballad.

  61. E.... ....

    I CAN'T STOP LISTENING TO THIS SONG LOL!!!!!

  62. B.... ....

    And it really is.. :)

  63. D.... ....

    Such an inspirational song....Love them Double D's ( o ) ( o )

  64. L.... ....

    My boyfriend wants to transpose this song and sing it for me XD

  65. A.... K....

    Lol my boyfriend told me to search this song up smh xD

  66. p.... ....

    They better be some big big big titties

  67. s.... ....

    @MrMonk1121 you speak the truth my freind!

  68. M.... ....

    @joshuahorseface Gay, Straight or Bi - Irrelevant. Boobs are just amazing :D lol

  69. M.... H....

    *Feels chest... sigh*
    Still love this song though.

  70. J.... D....

    i'm gay and this song is still a pure classic. team boobs!

  71. f.... ....

    My future boyfriend just sent this to me lol...

  72. p.... t....

    @sheensc Shut your fucking mouth.

  73. r.... ....

    @coconut994777 NICE!

  74. B.... ....

    My mom (not speaking English) just came to my room saying how beautiful this song is. :D

  75. A.... s....

    whats not to like lol

  76. S.... J....

    15 ppl dont like tig ol' bitties

  77. k.... ....

    @stephahulk Then take it as a compliment. And praise the lord you have big breasts, because you surely are lacking in the brain department.

  78. s.... m....

    @PLCxTempest does that nt just say shes a fat backed ho???

  79. D.... ....

    @Dandadudemedia My girlfriend got 48DD XD

  80. U.... ....

    @stephahulk compliment, that means he'll always be dedicated to you...or your breast....

  81. T.... G....

    i wonder how far youd get into this song before your tackled at a wedding reception

  82. N.... ....

    FUCK, now i gotta look up bigtitz100 ..

  83. p.... ....

    "No matter what part of the room that I'm in, they're always looking at me!" Laughed out loud in the the middle of the office! :D:D:D

  84. D.... S....

    If you dont listen to the lyrics, you can actually get into the church spirit xD
    and I aint even a Christian lol.
    BOOBIES IS THE NEW RELIGION XD

  85. s.... d....

    I had a best friend that moved away and he always obsessed with big tits. This song reminds me of him. Funny times

  86. C.... ....

    13 people don't like big big big titties.

  87. S.... ....

    It would have been great if he had a chorus of singers singing "TITS."
    Other than that, its freakin terrific.

  88. T.... ....

    Hallelujah for boobies and Stephen Lynch!

  89. b.... ....

    no ur big titties there sooooooooooooo dam huge jizz in my pnts!?!?!?!?!?!?!

  90. b.... ....

    god i cant believe this fuckin creeper nows my name im sacared ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  91. b.... ....

    HI DESSY

  92. E.... S....

    i takes a real man to sing a song entirely about tits and make it sound this good

  93. J.... ....

    @Kfyl that's not perverted, it's just intense love.

  94. I.... ....

    @TheMizzPersonality That user (be it male or female) claim to have a 38 D. I assume that's big.

  95. S.... C....

    Hi Just a quick comment to let you know I've read your profile and you have a similar outlook to me I love your humour

  96. b.... ....

    12 people are girls with small tits

  97. M.... S....

    @poisonravenx7 i see no problem with that ;)

  98. J.... ....

    I'm having this played at my wedding.

  99. L.... ....

    its soooo beautiful