Lynch, Stephen - For Me Lyrics






The union of a woman and a man,
Touching for the very first time;
The gentle texture of a hand,
True love is always hard to find.

And sometimes – my penis ain’t as hard as wood.
And sometimes – you’re disappointed in my manlihood.
I can’t take it, please:
Fake it for me.

The delicate nature of love
Can only make this relationship grow.
And though it’s sent from heaven above,
Things don’t always work down below

And I know – that the porno movies make you feel cheap.
And sometimes – you finish while I’m fast asleep
I can’t take it, please:
Fake it for me.

I try so hard to be a man, but
You’re so damn hard to please
Doesn’t help to know your best friend
Runs on batteries.
I can’t take it, please:
Fake it for me.

Even though – my love’s a little premature,
When you call me “Mr. Softee,” I get...insecure.
I can’t take it
Please, fake it
For me.





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  1. x.... ....

    Funny thing is this video has 4 dislikes, every person who disliked it had erectile dysfunction

  2. D.... N....

    have this DVD whole thing funny as shit

  3. R.... A....

    i literally have this on repeat and have for ages

  4. m.... ....

    doesnt help to know ur bestfriend runs on batteries- double Ds
    LMAO XD!!!!

  5. j.... r....

    Hahahaha this shit is funny

  6. G.... ....

    one of the best song's i am going to play this when i am in the mood for fun!!!!! lot's of cussing and feeling and it is so funny and it is true girl's do fake it sometime's to make the man feel good! and i love a man that can sing about it! there the bomb and sooooo cool i love them have the vid at home!

  7. G.... ....

    this is a fucking love song god damn it then he dance's lol !

  8. I.... ....

    WONTCHA FAKE IT FOR MEE SHUT THE FUCK UPWHAT?!!

  9. s.... ....

    come on please wont you fake it for meeeee yeaaaaa

  10. C.... T....

    MR SOFTY! HEY MR SOFTY! MR SOFTY! HEY MR SOFTY! xD!!

  11. C.... ....

    eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeefuckinbastardeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

  12. T.... P....

    This is fucking awesome hahaha

  13. T.... ....

    i love this song!!!!!