Lynch, Stephen - Dear Diary 2 Lyrics

This is so bad, but funny

Dear Diary
This was a great morning
I woke up happy, had my homework done
Got this girls number and I'm gonna call her
But first I'm needed before I have fun
My dad asked if I could get smokes from the store.
I am happy to grab him a carton
See you real soon Diary
Trayvon Martin

Dear Diary, today was a great day.
I'm in a high profile match tomorrow night.
I might end up becoming a champion.
Life's been so good since I saw the light.
I've been working so hard this past week.
I know my family is proud of me.
Now it's time to go brush my teeth.
- Eddie G.

Dear Diary, today is a fine day,
They're just about to close the poll.

My greatest dream is almost a reality
At last my life will finally be whole.

When I wake tomorrow, the world will be better
Just you wait and see!

God bless the land of the free,
Hillary

Dear diary today was a bad day
I got raped ,in a hot tub
I don't think my life will get better
I think I'll go take a bath now
So diary I'll talk to you later
Love Hannah baker

Dear diary today was a great dayI went to the bar with the guys
We took shots slapping backs giving high fivesSomeone challenged me to a street raceThis will be so much funI'll write more laterRyan dunn

Dear diary, I'm feeling better

I finally got my life on course

I'll get off drugs and keep making music.

I think fame will be a positive force

There are so many things to live for, I find it hard to complain.

I hope this feeling lasts

-Kurt Cobain

pornxflake you didn’t mention his loving wife

Dear Diary, I'm living the good life, with my beard and didgeridoo, singing songs and waving my wobble board, making children happy for hours.
Slept with a few girls here and there now, for I'm not embarrassed, tie the little ones down!
Rolf Harris.

All yall dear diary comments are amazing. Lol. I love em.

Cluv22 They really are!

Saw this live today. Amazing.

Ooh - in Leeds - so did I! Great show.

In Liverpool mine was, but I posted this at night :P

How come all of Stephen Lynch fans are good songwriters except me ;_;

Dear Diary
Today was a fun day, I played PS3 with Amin and Suley
Then I talked on the phone with my pals, Bush and Dick Cheney
Think someone's at the door now, maybe it's mama
I gotta go and check, I'll get back to you
Love - Osama

Dear Diary, It's Bright out this morning.
I see some people, having fun.
I think I'll go out and join them.
Not sure why I brought my gun.
I hear somebody causing trouble.
Hope they forgive my sin.
Bye for now diary...
George Zimmerman.

With as many messed up ones y'all have come up with... Im surprised there's not one about James E. Holmes yet.

thank you

The Benoit one was spot on :D

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Love Helen Keller.

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Dear diary
Today was a great day
Vince told me the good news
I'm going to win the title
Tomorrow at the ECW Pay per View
I can't wait to tell my family
Tomorrow will go off with no flaws
Time for catch with my son
Love Chris Benoit.

Dear Diary
Today was a good day
I set the people free who needed it most
I will forever be in american history
not trying to brag or boast
I've heard nothing but good things
So we're off to see the play
Goodnight for now diary
Love Honest Abe

Dear Diary,

Today was a good day

I spent some time with my family

We listened to some Beatles records

They're leaving soon to meet Rosemary

It's lovely to hear from Sharon

But I'm losing the sun

I'll finish tomorrow

Love, Charlie Manson

i don't even feel bad that i laughed really heard at this, i'm a monster XD

Dear diary,
Today was a good day
I'm locked and loaded and my sights are set
Moms been showing me since I was so young
Aim real small and never regret
I'll be goin in
to have a bonanza
Wish me luck diary,
Adam Lanza

Fuck yourself dicklicker.

Dear Diary, today was a good day

Got some skittles and some ice tea

Think i'll go watch a b-ball game now

Wait a minute someone's following me

I put on my hood and rush away, i think he has a gun

Wish me luck diary, treyvon



I like this better

@ Ian Cooper: wow.

Dear diary,
Today is a good day. we took role call and did all our rounds

We learned some math. english and science. Now they're in music, learning new sounds.

Pretty soon, it's gonna be lunch time. Give some food to these blokes.

Things are all looking up now...

-Sandy Oaks

if yall are gonna make these shits can you at least make them more than three lines and make them rhyme? is that too much to ask

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El Chombo

Dear diary
stfu

Dear Diary, this week was a good week.
My 12 best friends are doing fine.
We're gonna head to a private room now,
To have a little bread and wine.
I think the Word is finally spreading,
and everyone's so nice.
Peace to you, Diary.
Jesus Christ.

Dear Diary today was a great day
I flew to C.A in a plane
I'm gonna be in a promising movie
Tomorrow's going to be groovy
I know that i will be very famous
If i deliver my lines
If not, no sorrow
Vic Morrow

Dear Diary today was a fine day
I found a place to store my cash
The place is subtle and hard to discover
Five thousand bucks, just hidden away
I know that I'll sleep happy now that
My money is safe
See ya tomorrow
Ramon Novarro

Dear Diary tonight was a good night
I finally won a match against Punk
I thank Randy for being my partner
And help me beat that piece of junk
I'm starting to feel a little bit dizzy
and my chest is hurting
Ill write to you later
Love
Jerry the King!

Dear diary today was a grand day
I won the match and stole the show
I wrestled well, so did my opponent
The crowd was cheering in all of the rows
I think I may be champion soon
I'll tell my family I may go very far
Speak to you soon diary
Chris Benoit

i cant WAIT to Justin Bieber Dies so Stephen <3 can make a new vers for this song ^^ gogo Bieber Fall in some stairs tonight!!!!

Dear Diary,
Today was a fine day.
Got many new people on my side.
Millions went down to the rally,
To show love and their support.
I know in time, I’ll change my haters,
Equal rights, they will say.
Wish me luck, Diary,
MLK.

Dear diary,
Today was a good day,
A day in Paris always does me good.
Had some dinner at my dad-in-laws hotel,
Now we're heading home I've understood.
Not too concerned about the media attention,
I'll get some peace while we drive.
Got to go now Diary,
Lady Di

R.I;P Rodney King

it doesnt even rhyme

marvin gayes gotta be my favorite

Deary Diary,
Today was a rough day.
I signed the papers to end the war,
Now our country can take a long rest,
and maybe be at peace once more.
I have a bad feeling about tomorrow,
and I can feel my spirit sinkin'.
Hopefully this play will cheer me up
Love, Abe Lincoln

Dear diary,
Toady was a great day.
I wrote some lines for my inventions.
Then took a a flight to the TV set where,
my life would reach new dimmensions.
I feel something special in my heart now,
It's been there for a couple days.
Goodnight for now diary,
Billy Mays

Dear Diary, Today was a bad day, got in trouble with law again, gave the bird to everyone and spat at the camera, now im in the car with my best friend, on our way to see a boxing match, gonna totally rock, peace out diary, Love Tupac.

Thats dirty lol

Awee... Too soon bro... lol

Dear Diary, Today was a great day
My show went off with the fewest of kinks
To celebrate this, me and my buddy
Are going out for some rounds of drinks
It's getting late and we need to get home now
And so we both have to run
I got a place to crash at
Ryan Dunn

Dear Diary
Today was a good day
No barkin' from the dog
No smog
And mama cooked the breakfast with no hog
Had to stop at a red light
Lookin' in my mirror, not a jacker in sight
Drove to the pad and hit the showers
Didn't even get no static from the cowards
No helicopter lookin' for a murder
Two in the mornin' got the fatburger
Even saw the lights of the goodyear blimp
And the said i was a pimp
Today i didn't even have to use my AK
i gotta say today was a good day
Ice Cube

Dear Diary,
Today is a good day
A research opportunity came my way.
I got myself a brand new cat.
I want to put him in a hat.
It didn’t work so that idea is scratched.
I wish I knew where I put my socks.
I found a pair in this huge box.
I put that cat in there and wait and see.
While I wait I decide to ski.
A day later I check on the kitty.
I take a look at the box and say “Isn’t that pretty”.
Is the cat alive or dead I don’t know.
Schrodinger

Dear Diary
Today is a bad day
Mr. Fahrenheit’s temp is 103.
All I want to do is break free
And sail across the seven seas.
Is there anyone out there who I can trust
Before another one bites the dust.
Is there anyone who can save me
Freddy Mercury

Dear Diary,
Today was a great day.
I wrote a poem about dismay.
I think I'll bake my kids some cupcakes.
And while they bake we'll go to the lake.
I love my kids always smiling and happy.
I love my life because it's never sappy.
After we eat I'll give them a bath.
Sylvia Plath

Dear Diary,
Today was a great day.
I wrote another poem or three.
I think I'll bake my kids some cookies.
Then afterwards I'll give them a bath.
Well that's enough writing for one day.
So I'll just end in sayonara.

Sylvia Plath

@ThaMizfit how can hellen keller say her name correctly and nothing else? hah
i like it tho :D

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Helen Keller

whats the anne frank joke?

Dear Diary,
Today was a good day
I chased ghosts while they were blue
I know the pellets are ever waiting
But they're so hard to chew
I'm gonna eat all the spectres some day
And I'll get it on cam
Wakka, Wakka, Diary,
Pac man

Dear Diary,
Today was a bland day
My throat is hurting a little bit
I called my girl, to see if she'd help me
She said she'd be over real soon
She's gonna bring some drugs right over,
to help with pain
Hmm.. why does she have a shotgun?
Kurt Cobain

Dear Diary,
Today was a swell day.
Went to the mall then the grocery store.
my life is fun and filled with lots of joy.
And it'll get better more and more.
My best friend gave me this little green pill
for some energy boostin.
And now it's time to have a bath
Whitney Houston

Dear Diary,
I'm a bag of shit.
Justin Bieber

'if i were gay', i'd marry lynch.....these songs are brilliant. I admit i had to look up the marvin gaye one but these are purely amazing.

@Eccentricexpert I signed in just to tell you I love you for making this. Just got done with ADWD :D (Ps i'm the top comment)

Dear Diary,
Today was a good day.
Had lunch with my love, then signed some books.
One particular fan caught my eye
Nice fellow this Mark Chapman
I'm going back home after a tiresome day
Made lemonade out of life's lemons
Hey who's that behind us?
John Lennon

Dear Diary,
Today was a good day,
Last night's gig had gone real well,
I'm down in London with my long-time girlfriend,
And my bandmates Mitch and Noel,
I think I'll go back to her flat,
Get drunk and have sex,
I feel a little sleepy,
-Jimi Hendrix

@JakesHouseProduction As an AC/DC fan, I salute you! That's a good one, thumbs up!

@dreamofswapn Pretty much sums up all of his work.

@BillHicks420 Your name tipped me off to exactly why you felt the need to comment and troll xD But I like it

@stealapenguin Good idea, but meh, not poetic enough. Didn't rhyme. Good try though ;)

Dear Diary,
Today was a good day
Lots of fun in my new place
I made a new friend to take care of
But I'm afraid I may spoil his face
I know I'll have to clean the mess
But dead, they'll be calmer
They come apart nice, diary
Jeffery Dahmer

Dear diary

Today is a great day,

Before the great day, my mom sent me away

She hated my music but the Samoans loved it

Mom eventually just said "fuck it"

Now I'm happy that i'm coming home

I'm gonna punch my mom where it hurts

I'm fuckin back diary

Earl Sweatshirt

@kevcar77 okay that one was just dark

damn, that Chris reeves line was cold lol

Dear diary
Today was a good day
It was cloudy, but I had fun
I went out, with my boyfriend
And we got home, just round one
I know tomorrow will be even better
Now to sleep like a mouse
Good night diary
A. Winehouse

Dear Diary
Today was fine day
Got home, and smelled some flowers
Gave my nose a real good work out
Sniffed things that gave me powers
I'm sure I'll live forever in my apartment, quiet as a mouse
Write more soon,
Amy Winehouse

Dear diary,
today was a great day,
I found my ring and my money,
Later on I went to the movies,
And saw Die hard 3
tomorrow wil be better I know it
i just don't give a fuck
catcha later diary
your firend chuck

Dear diary,

Tonight's been a swell night

I'm seeing a brand new play

I'm being perfectly honest

In the words that I say

And I have to be quiet now

The show's about to begin

This one's gonna' a be killer-

Signed, Abe Lincoln

Dear Diary,

Today was a grand day,

I'm touring with my best of friends,

Scoring girls and playing so sweetly,

I really hope that this never ends,

Drifting off in my favorite bunk bed,

It won't break, I'm certain,

Good night Diary,

Cliff Burton

Dear Diary,

Today was a good day,

I'm playing drums in my favorite band,

I'm downing whiskey and making albums,

And lying on the Orange County sand,

I think i'll go and lie right down now,

In a strange position,

Til Morning Diary,

Jimmy Sullivan

@stealapenguin WIN

I'm wasting the rest of my day just to look through all of these Dear diary's in the comments :D

Dear Diary,
Today was the best day.
'gunna be the greatest star.
Released my first song ever,
i know i will soar so far.
Now i'm nervous, what if it fails?
We can't get that money back,
no need to worry,its friday diary
Rebecca Black

Dear Diary,

Today was a dream for me

Life is looking oh so bright

I haven't felt this young in quite a long while

I have to say, it feels so right

Yes I know, she's only seventeen

There's only one year to go

I know we'll be married someday

Love, Buttafuoco

Dear Diary,
Today was a yay day,
Skiddlie bop ba beedlie bee.
I'm snortin' Lunesta and it's the best-a,
E to the Z and tweelie dee.
I use my show to hook up with hot chicks,
Dude looked like a lady what a liar.
Here's to staying clean girl.
Steven Tyler

@ZoutePap to soon :|

@stealapenguin hahaha very good

Dear Diary,

Today was a great day,

I hear the bombings in the city went well

I'm safely tucked, away on this compound

Surely noone will find where I dwell

For ten long years, I've lived in seclusion

Noone can find where I'm hidin

Be right back, diary, there's somone at the door,

Osama Bin Laden

@TheFoosey

OMG that made me laugh more than Stephens. xD

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Hellen Keller

Dear Diary,
Today was a great day.
Austria-Hungary's doing alright.
The world's completely at peace.
No one has any reason to start a fight.
Millions of people still quite alive.
What a wonderful day in such a wonderful land.
I think I'll take Sophie for a nice quiet drive.
That's it for today,
Franz Ferdinand

Dear diary,
Today was a fine day
This is the highlight of my year
Im finally flyin’ to the Windy City
I say this is the height of my career
The helicopter is a little bit crazy
I wonder what he is on
Here goes nothing Diary
Stevie Ray Vaughan

Dear Diary,

Today was a great day,

Ranted about Stalin cuse hes a dick,

Nothing can ruin my great mood you see,

Not even an ice pick,

To my study my study ill go to read

Even if the door opens with a click

Itll just be my wife with some tea,

L. Trotsky

Dear Diary,
Going to the bar tonight,
Maybe meet some chicks,
And I just might,
Get lucky with a hot girl,
I'll let you know tomorrow diary,
Joran Van Der Sloot

Dear Diary,
Today was a swell day,
I think I did good on my commercial,
Right now I'm super fucking wired,
Just did 4 lines but I'm still tired,
I think I'll go to sleep now talk to you in the morning,
Billy Mays

@TheHoops06 .....whatever.

@violentrealignment

mkay then

Dear Diary

Today was a sweet day

Bought Porsche 550 Spyder

Washed it an and waxed til gleamed bright

And drank a loada beer and Cider

I think i'll go for a drive now

and see waht i can see

I'll write more when i come back Diary

James Dean.

At least it's more factual now at least.

@Lennycoma ... James Dean died in his Porsche 550 Spyder.

Dear Diary

Today was a good day

Bought myself a nice Motercycle

I filled the tank and drove it for hours

People said I went a bit Psycho

Tomoorow will be even better

I'm gonna drive it full speed

I'll write later Diary love

James Dean

@9872rob Nice love em all

Anyone know where i could find the James Dean Version of this song

@rassler1 well I seen a 15 secound cell phone video of it, you might be able to find it but the one I seen was removed.

Dear Diary, today'll be a great day,
I'm feeling good, wife by my side
I've never been to Sarajevo
Packed our bags, for our ride
Our rooms ready at our royal hotel
and our time will be grand.
Wish us luck diary

Franz Ferdinand

People needa stop geting so mad about all the people other people are talking about and just understand it's a joke, laugh for those who've lost, for laughter is the best medicane for a broken heart.