Lynch, Stephen - Baby Lyrics

Anyone here from tawnykit is a ugly baby?

Found out Amy schumer is having a baby.. thought about the sids joke

Wow. Aren't you just a huge piece of shit.

SIDS joke for the goddamn win!

This is my shit!!!!!

AHAHAHA I loves me some Stephen Lynch. This was the first ever song I had heard from him. Love this DVD! Gotta see if he's got any new stuff. 

its so clear why daddy threw my twin keith now. wait was keith a boy or a girl? IM SO CONFUSED NOW!! WHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!

"Is it wrong to hope for SIDS...? ohhh... ohhhhh... Ohhhhh... OOHHHHHHHH!!!!"

I love when Mark has to walk away and laugh at "I think I might get a good price on Ebay"

Why would you be wanting to go to a justin bieber video?

i wanna throw that shit in the dumpster

20 ppl just found out was sids is

Mark Teich , his half brother is fuckin hilarious as well

I love this song!
And i love how relaxed the whole thing is! He doesn't give a shit if he makes a mistake, just starts again or swears at the audience!!! EPIC!

DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN
I WANNA THROUGH THAT SHIT IN A DUMPSTER

19 people were ugly babies

Add 1 I'm here now.

@FadingEmpyrean yeah AnD LiKe tHiS To0

SIDS = Sudden Infant Death Syndrom :P

i wish he actually made a real music video, they would be hilarious.

man that initial DAMN was perfect

shit cracks me up so hard

shes skinny as a twig, at least her nuts are big. lol funny song

OMG this guy is retardedly funny

LMFAO!!!!! I wanna throw that shit in the dumpster!!! daaaaaamn thats an ugleh ass baby!

mr lynch she has a twin
0.0 dam... thats a goood looking baby!!!!!!

Me too, that was of the hook! :-)

jesus he is terrible but fucking hilarious

xD i love when Mark comes in
"OHHH wanna throw that shit in the dumpster"
ROFL

sudden infant death syndrome. its where babies just stop breathing unexpectedly and die. doctors still dont know what causes it

HIs sailors have rotted? OH NOEZ! lol spelling mistakes ftw.

Lullaby, it's a great read. Also try Choke and Fight Club they're also brilliant. happy reading :D

Sudden Infant Death Syndrome. I think the term is more common in the U.S. because the only times I've ever heard it was in a Chuck Palahniuk book, and now.

... rrclose, you're kinda slow arent you ?...

It's a joke.

yer its thigh.. listen to it again

"cant you stuff her back in" lmfao

hahaha! hilarious song! i luv it!

Lmfao!!!!

he said that at another comedy thing

is it wrong to hope for SIDS....
FUCK YOU ITS MY FUCKING BABY!
ROTFLMFAO HILARIOUS!

Does he say why he hates it?

if you watch the commentary on this movie during this song stephen says how much he hates the part where tyke says he wants to throw it in the dumpster. LMAO i think hoping for SIDs is worse

X.........lmmfao

It's wrong that this song is so incredibly catchy. I've been singing about ugly babies all day.

STOP GOING ON ABOUT 420!! Enjoyyy the song ;)

Yeah I'm sure he timed it right down to the second...

its just chance, if you took out the part at the beginning it wouldent be 4:20, its just whoever edited the clip.

"I WANNA THROW THAT SHIT IN THE DUMPSTER!" haha fuckin classic.

if u tpe lyk dis

on the internet it just proves how much of a fucking idiot you are, it's not that hard to move you're fingers across the keyboard.


I will not be reply to the idiots who try to flame me for this post, because they're not worth my time


Also, I love Stephen Lynch, he's hailarious c:

why cant we all just get alont and enjoy the greatness that is stephen lynch

omg me too

fuck off. grammar dosent matter here. everyone knows wat ur tryin 2 say, so shove it. about the video, well.......................
DAMN, THATS AN UGLY BABY!!!
all i hav 2 say is L O fukin L!!!

Good thing I know how to use a keyboard

I like pudding

damn thats an ugly baby.

i know, was like something of fraggle rock.

He/she isn't making a big deal about the comment but about the fact that someone could be obnoxious enough to post angry comments about someone spelling badly on a youtube just so that someone would see that they typed something. Or at least that's how it seems to me.

what the hell are you assholes going on about? youtube is for videos, not crap like this.

Anybody who enjoys reading something without pausing to say "wait, what the fuck?"

Punctuation is cool because it allows people to actually understand what you're saying instead of trying to piece together your run-on sentence fragments see how hard this is to read it's really hard to read isn't it I think it's hard to read

if i was mildly retarded it would be an excuse to spell wrong yelling at a mild retarded guy your a bad bad man or woman I'm not sexist I'm crying now about stuff i wrote 1 year ago on youtube well i just like Stephen lynch I'm no t gonna write anymore ill just keep watching you Stephen lynch videos thank you for that by the way and try not to insult people on Youtube I'm probably half way around the world

English is English. Your mild retardation doesn't give you an excuse to spell words incorrectly for the sake of doing so.

wow i wrote that a year agobut hey as i said before this AINT english class i dnt have to spell correctly or use propper spelling u understood what i mean i can type lkie tihs and you cuold raed it plus what makes a word a word just cus some snoody people said its a word its a word remember somebody had to make up words hope this is the end of this english class and we can keep ragging on some ugly babies

There's a bit too much thumbs up/down going on.

So much fucking shitty spamming goin on here.

Hahahahaha! Lmao!!!
"Think I could get a good price at E-ba

lmfaoooooooo

OMG never seen this one wanna throw that shit in the dumpster I think I peed a little

:) :) :) LMFAO :) :) :)

"Damn, damn, damn, damn! Oooh wana trow that shit in the dumpster!" friccin hilarious!

loool damn the other dude was drunk..love the song

LMAO I LOVE Stephen Lynch

His kid is probably gonna watch this one day and go, "Dad what the fuck?!"

my fav song by him ha ha ha i think i passed out... o well let's watch it agian

haha...Now the people who were ugly babies...

yeah mother fuckers I gotcha....

his face at that point was excellent haha

reminds me of my brothers wife LOL

Wanna throw that shit in a dumpster.....

THIS IS PURE GOLD

The man's awsome. Anyone who's gonna bash him just shut the fuck-up NOW and get your hand off the keyboard! The guy's funnier than your face. It's meant to make you laugh,not bitch!

agreed ppl need to relax

yeah he go tthem good

i think hes saying sins :S
but im not sure:P

OMG when his buddy came in, that was amazing.

"DAYUM, DAYUM, DAYUM!"
"wanna throw that shit in the dumpstaaah!"

fucking AWESOME!!!

owch my sides hurt from laughing

HAHAHHAHA atleast her nuts are big

"This is for my little girl...where ever she may be, tonight"

"you think i'd know where my fuckin daughter is tonight *lol*"

its a joke.. Laugh a bit. He's not being serious -_-

No, hes a comedian, he doesn't mean it.

And you're making a point that you cant poke fun at things, when other may want gradfather pulled because their grandad died, and theyd have to oblige coz its not fair.

just live with it.

dude, it's a song, chill.
he has a song about his grandfather where he wishes him dead, then proceeds to say he "mysteriously died" after a forceful blow to his "wrinkled old head".
and it's all in good fun. srsly, chill. it's just games and lighthearted jokes.

"FUCK YOY, IT'S MY FUCKIN' BABY!"
roflmmfao!!! XDDDD

poor sister...

Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

LMMFAO!!!

that's so mean.
FUCK YOU IT'S MY FUCKIN BABY!!!
That always makes me giggle

Fuck you, it's my duckin' baby!

ram726187: probably.

Plötslig spädbarnsdöd.

Thx alot "DLyrium" Thats so cruel ^^ But what tha fuck ... Ppl must learn the diffrents of Reality and jokes :)

i thought it was called Ugly Baby lol and yes he does say DAAAMN I WANNA THROW THAT SHIT IN THE DUMPSTER