Lynch, Stephen - Albino Lyrics
I wanted to write a song about the three loves of my life that have, you know, slipped away somehow. But I could only come up with two.
I was in love with an albino,
Her lack of pigment seemed like fun.
Her skin, the whitest alabaster,
Then one day, it snowed real hard,
And she disappeared...
That's one.
Here's two!
I loved little Agnus Johnson.
I met her at the old folks' home.
She'd call me up and say, "Hey, Stephen,
Then one day her EKG went,
"Beep, beep, beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep..."
See how I did that?
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Lynch, Stephen Albino Comments
what...the...fuck😂😂😂
Maybe after the albino, he wants to be sure not to lose another girl in a snowstorm.
Look's like the third love of his life got a little pissy about being left out.