Lynch, Stephen - A History Lesson Lyrics
Ben Franklin went out one night,
Tied a key to the end of a kite,
Electricity struck so bright,
Write it down mother fuckas.
An apple hit him in the head
So said so holy shit thats gravity,
Write it down mother fuckas.
Pilgrims raced against the clock,
Lookin for a place to dock,
They said fuck it heres plymouth rock,
Write it down mother fuckas.
A dude named orville wright,
Wilbur said aight,
Right it down mother fuckas.
Abe lincoln led the nation,
Freed slaves from the plantation,
Thats mother fuckin proclamation,
Write it down [some weird word].
Ghandi is what you said,
An indian with a bald head,
And he was a little bit under fed,
Write it down mother fuckas
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Lynch, Stephen A History Lesson Comments
Donald trump wants to build a wall
Mexico wants to see it fall
Hell, don't we all
WRITE IT DOWWWWN, MUTHAFUCKAS
What came first, this song or Tenacious D’s “One Note Song”.
*W R I T E I T D O W N M O T H E R F U C K E R S*
I wanna be a teacher
Don't mind me just taking notes for my final
another, if its your first time with Stephen Lynch....
thats sounds worse then its ment to be....
In fourteen hundred and ninety-two
Columbus sailed the ocean blue
Finding America was the breakthrough
Write it dooownnn motherfuckaaaaasss...
@yodaisgod2 Sorry, just had to do it. lol
@Clayton Tongate LOL...I understand.
+Clayton Tongate correct. the spanish had trade routes all over the americas (which is why the queen of spain agreed to fund the voyage when, literally, everyone else told him to fuck off) . theyd been there so long that when columbus went to st. augustine, florida he described the fort as been there for at least 40 years and taken at least 40 years to build.
@Pyrain Oh look, another Debbie Downer.
Pyrain, Columbus was the first white man since the Norwegian Vikings landed in 1000 under Thorwald and Leif Eriksson in Canada, only to have their settlement wrecked and forced to escape after only a few winters by the Micmac because in typical Viking fashion raped the women and burned their shit to the ground. Columbus got the credit as he had the Dominicans build the first Catholic missions in his four voyages in 1492, 1494, 1497, and 1502 across the Caribbean under orders of Queen Isabella and the Inquisition after being told to find a trade route to Japan (which no white man had yet been to), China, and India and Indonesia, the latter two he and the crew all thought they landed in due to the loincloths and long hair on the tribal natives giving the appearance of South Indian Hindus or Indonesian Dayaks (hence the term "Indian" for Native Americans). It was Hernando De Soto's former lieutenant Pedro Menendez who in 1565 who landed in Florida after Ponce De Leon and Cabeza De Vaca had failed to capture it from the Timucua and Seminoles found Fort Caroline, which took FOUR years to build and was built by French Protestants fleeing religious persecution in Catholic France only to then upon completion be massacred in the name of the church by him and his men and have it given the holy name of St. Augustine. In fact, it scared the English so much, this is why they settled so far north in what became known as New England. http://www.history.org/foundation/journal/winter04-05/henricus.cfm https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_St._Augustine,_Florida
3 Balloons?
Pinkie Pie!
no just no.
Fuckin bronies
this guy is a fuck buddy with special; ed.
haha, blew, i see what you did there
Sucked.
That fucking blew.
anne frank to hide away,
cos people thought the jews were gay
but she wrote her in her diary and said no way
write it dowwnnn mother fuckers
I'd love to have had him as my teacher lessons would've been fun
somerandomguy365 what I said
didn't know rhime instead
.....that's my b-day.........-.- @born4ko
Michael Jackson's what they said
Raped kids and now he's dead
Now people say he's innocent
Write it down MATHAFAKKAAS!!!!
lol too soon?
holy shit that's gravity! HAH brilliant
newton didn't get hit in the head, but he did describe watching an apple fall and looking up to the moon and wondering if moons fell too.
Obama is what they said
used the economy to get elected
team six shot bin laden in the head
WRITE IT DOWN MOTHERFCUKAS
Ghangis Khan loved to fight
For a fish he killed a guy
Passed the great wall in the night
WRITE IT DOWN MUTHA FUKAS
you suck
Im chewing some Gum
my sister has a gun
so i blew a bubble and ran
Write it down hubba bubbas
Write it down hubba bubba
2:04 "nyah nyah mee mops"
But Wilbur Wright totally said 'aight' all the time...that bits accurate
Write it down Yanamenops!!!!!!
This is helping me study for my global regents thx!
it doesnt ryhme.
The key-kite experiment never actually happened and the apple landing on Newton's head never actually happened. I think that he got fired for inaccurate lyrics.
Jack Black would have sung this song
as long as he had a bong
he prolly would hav made it more long
write it down mathamemops
Jack has a skit on his first album very close to this son, called “One Note Song”.
Darth Vader was from star wars
He's black but he's got no hores
And he always incertid his sowrd
Write it down mathafuckas
@MrFrewty @MrFrewty ok, for a start, i made a mistake and corrected it on another vid of this song, secondly i had the top comment for this up until a few weeks ago on that other vid,Third just becuase u dont like it dosent mean others wont either, fourth why the hell are u commenting on a post i made a month ago anyway, either your trying to start something because your bored or because u are vary opinionated, and last but not least, why dont u explane exactly why it wouldnt be funny
@joshmarsh1 Ok, for a start, it was Osama who was "buried at sea" and secondly, this wouldn't have been funny anyway.
@TheNoorAmer Probably leave it to him.
Julius Caesar had a bald head, always made his men fight 'till they were dead, liked to wear the colour red, write it down mother fuckers!
Fear crads got 1 moab a day
He went into lobbys and they ran away
killing people it was so funn-ai
Laugh right now muva fukaz
@joshmarsh1 shit, i mixed up saddam with someone else my bad.....
saddam started a commotion, he came up with fuck up notions, till we throw his ass in the ocean WRITE IT DOWN MOTHAFUCKAS!!!!!
@TheJack676767 Fuuuu-
You're write. :/
(See what I did there?)
@xCr0wnedNorris it's write it down not right it down
a politicain named gorden brown,
his smile resembled a frown,
made recession made the stocks go down,
write it down motherfuckars
he sounds like adam sandler jus sayin
aztecs in my room
they said i found a magic shroom
then i felt like i was in doom
write it down mother fuckers
Jesus was a real nice dude
but some Jews wanted to act real crude
So his hands and feet got skewed
Write it down motha fukas
I'll try and see how many of these I can make.
When God created Adam and Eve.
He said "Don't eat from this tree."
Satan said "Hey this round's on me."
Right it down, mothafuckas!
Persians wanted Spartan land.
They said "try and take it if you can."
They stood their ground when the shit hit the fan.
Right it down mothafuckas!
Leonardo, what can I say?
Renaissance he helped pave the way.
Hey did you know that he was gay?
Right it down, mothafuckas!
@jrat100 Emanci-motherfucin-proclamation. I hope you've heard of the emancipation proclamation.
you my just think it odd
some sit, just stare, or nod
but stephen lynch is a comedy GOD
wirte it down, mothafuckas!!
"INVENT A MOTHAFUCKIN' PROCLAMATION. WRITE IT DOWN, NINNANEEBOPS.
Y-You called the kids MotherFuckers..? Some of them were mother fuckers, yes. That is all.
I don't like that you're implying the pilgrims were lazy. lol
@jaf17910 Some of them where motherfuckers, Yes.
You called them the kids mother fuckers?
some of them were mother fuckers, yes.
mee mops
Some of them are mother fuckers!
Is this a CD?
7 young youtubers are motherfuckers.
Stephen Lynch found comedy he said "wow this shit's meant for me"
his greatness is what we all see,Write it down motherfuckers!
Sometimes he sounds like Jack Black! :D
wow how i would fucking love to be in his class i might actually pass history if i was tought this way!!!
I love this song
It as good as a kite
Write it down motherfuckers
Cleopatra was a Pharoah
But she secretly was a ho
I mean female, don't ya know
WRITE IT DOWN, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!
he is much better than hanaman tana
lol write it down yunya neemops lol
i don't understand. Why did he get fired?
I wanna hear richard the lion heart lol
I wish he taught at my old school. All the kids in my class would understand what he was talking about, and my old teacher would get a kick out of this. I was also in 6th grade. xP I looove him.
I would used him to study XD
There's nothing funny about slavery.
Well...
He's actually free styling right now.
theres nothing funny about slavery, well! lol
i would PAY for stephen lynch to teach my child.
Its Leanord Lemops! lol.....
I find it somewhat funny that he says "In my story he did" when it's supposed to be a history lesson.
(and yes, I know it's just a funny song and not serious, just saying)
write it down, yananeemops!
Oh wow I didn't notice that was a guitar! I am slow. Thanks!
playing his guitar? eather about to slap play it or doing an old elvice arm swing /finishing in this pic [duno what the heck its called]
What is he doing on the album cover?
He came up with the Gandi one on the spot lol
i laughed so hard that i fell off my chair.
Wrte it down, muthafucka
anyone no the chords???
wtf is a "anaem-op"?
At the concert i went to (Moor theater in Seattle,WA) For the Slavery one, he said Write it down MORGAN FREEMAN
I saw him in Orlando last weekend...so funny I love this one XD
WRITE IT DOWN MOTHA FUCKAAA!
He took some requests at the concert I went to and he actually made up some funny stuff on the spot. It was great when someone yelled out Calculus and he did it.
lol that was hilarious...