Ludacris - Slap Lyrics






[Chorus - 2X]
I know it's strange
But my brain's gone really insane
And I'm off the chain
Sipping on a fifth of the Golden Grain
I feel like slappin a nigga today (slap slap)
Slappin a nigga today
I feel like slappin a nigga today (slap slap)
Slappin a nigga today
Slappin a nigga today

[Verse 1: Ludacris]
This morning, I woke up on the wrong side of the bed (bed)
I'm sick of people putting lies in my head (head)
I don't really wanna work, I'm tired
I hate my 9 to 5
And I'm thinking bout killin my boss today
Killin my boss today
I'm thinking bout killin my boss today (it's just a thought man)
Killin my boss today (yeah)

Yesterday my best friend died (died)
Somebody came and took his life (life)
Now I'm looking up at the sky
Have you ever seen a grown man cry?
And I'm asking why did you take him away?
Why did you take him away?
I'm asking why did you take him away? (why'd you take him)
Why did you take him away? (hey)

I need some money please (please)
I can barely make it on these streets (these streets)
Cause I got a couple mouths to feed
My baby's in dire need
So I'm thinking bout robbin a bank today
Robbin a bank today
I'm thinking bout robbin a bank today
Robbin a bank today (real talk)

Baby mama's at home and fussin' (fussin)
Callin up my mobile cussin' (cussin)
Always yappin about this and that
But she really don't be talkin bout nothin
Somebody take my pain away (Take my pain away)
Take my pain away (please)
Somebody take my pain away (hey)
Take my pain away (I can't take it)

[Chorus - 2X]

[Verse 2: Ludacris]
Somebody just broke in my ride (ride)
Snatched up everything inside (inside)
Even got my 45
How am I supposed to survive
When I know that my stereo's taken away
Stereo's taken away
When I know that my stereo's taken away (I need my music, man!)
Stereo's taken away (hey)

Gas prices are way too high
Rich people are way too fly
And I'm where I wanna be in my life
But why am I so behind
Is it cause I'm wasting my time away
Wasting my time away
Is it cause I'm wasting my time away (too lazy)
Wasting my time away (I can't help it)

My grandmama's nerves are bad (bad)
And everybody in the hood is mad (mad)
Cause President Bush could give a DAMN about our ass
So I don't wanna hear shit that he has to say (don't say nothin)
Shit that he has to say
I don't wanna hear shit that he has to say
Shit that he has to say (woo)

Troops gone and we still at war (war)
Nobody even really knows what for (what for)
Even more I'm scared to find what the world really has in store
Cause you know that tomorrow's not promised today (it's not promised man)
Tomorrow's not promised today
Cause you know that tomorrow's not promised today (live like today could be your last man!)
Tomorrow's not promised today (hey)

[Chorus - 4X]





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  1. T.... S....

    This is man has so many songs that nobody even takes a glance at

  2. D.... F....

    Feeling like slapping a few in 2020!

  3. J.... D....

    🤔2020

  4. T.... S....

    Rest In Peace Kobe Bryant 1978 - 2020

  5. L.... P....

    Rip Kobe Bryant and GiGi

  6. M.... ....

    Rest In Peace Kobe Bryant and his daughter giannia forever 8 and 24 🙏🙏

  7. K.... B....

    Who's here In 2020?❤

  8. H.... M....

    As I get older this song becomes more relatable.

  9. H.... a....

    Twitter is a trap and SLAPS your subconscious into submission. No wonder you have lost control to a lil baby beaver. I really have no idea what you look like. There is a good chance that I have had a conversation with Ludacris but then again I could just be Ludicrous myself.

  10. d.... ....

    12/09/2019 and I feel like slapping somebody lol

  11. z.... j....

    Heard this on the a certain streaming app came here for this... 3:04

  12. A.... E....

    Taxi Driver 🎬

  13. M.... 4....

    I forgot about this song. This is my theme song

  14. E.... M....

    I’m thinking about hitting my boss today!Fr🔥

  15. A.... S....

    My favorite song!!!! 2019

  16. y.... p....

    3:07😂😂

  17. H.... a....

    I really do have love for you Chris. I have showed you respect, the respect a True King deserves. It's disappointing that the company you keep within ear reach are so negative towards being real & honest with your partner. To be in your arms Christopher, and hear your voice whisper sweet rhymes in my ears would take so much pain away. Enough pain for me to push through and be able to perform at my very berry best.

  18. S.... R....

    It’s hilarious how emotional he gets about his stereo taken away
    it really would suck

  19. D.... B....

    Damn I ain’t heard this song in a minute !

  20. M.... ....

    0:43 When it’s a Holiday and you have to work

  21. L.... G....

    Barney Stinson hates this song

  22. X.... ....

    Talkin me a slap you silly little f***

  23. K.... D....

    Same, Luda. Same.

  24. R.... H....

    Leo Devlin from Sacrason State University brought me here: https://youtu.be/36EWTAw19WQ

  25. C.... p....

    Aye real stuff brings back memories

  26. B.... H....

    My mood today

  27. T.... N....

    I use to not relate to this song and just enjoy the "slap slap" parts but now 8 to 10 years later I hear it and bam it's about me😂

  28. E.... M....

    2019 any1 😎

  29. F.... e....

    Song still give me chills! 2019 luda a real one

  30. G.... T....

    Screw slapping, i rather challenge Trump supporters to a boxing match

  31. J.... R....

    It’s 5/15/2019, still listening to this song!

  32. J.... K....

    Who feels like slapping somebody today in 2019?! 😎🎶🎶

    J.... K....

    1000000% me

    J.... K....

    Me today

    J.... K....

    @YouTube Nerd fr fr

  33. i.... h....

    Me today.. This week.. Or month

  34. D.... N....

    One of the best songs ever! Luda is one of the best rappers to ever do it but because he didn’t talk about shooting, killing people and selling drugs all day people overlooked him in a way! Plus he had one of the smoothest flows in history, and you actually understand everything he said and it made sense!

  35. H.... L....

    I'm slappin a bitch as we speak😁👏👍😎

  36. N.... D....

    Still today in 2019! 🖐🏾 💥

  37. o.... h....

    when bm saying she ain't bringing my child!!😂..2019

  38. P.... I....

    This song is my everyday spirit animal

  39. J.... M....

    When somebody ask me a stupid question i think of this song

  40. K.... H....

    Man this my mood like a mf rn pray for a G

  41. K.... D....

    too much deep inside...

  42. V.... A....

    2019*** still jammin

  43. R.... ....

    taxi driver?

  44. Z.... ....

    Who here from steezo?😳

  45. K.... I....

    19/01/19

  46. K.... I....

    12/19/09-19/01/19

  47. M.... C....

    Slap Slap

  48. Y.... P....

    Taxy Driver.
    Un clásico...

  49. N.... J....

    Feel like his bush sentiments ring true with current president 👀

  50. S.... M....

    Have you ever had this feeling I feel like slapping the shit out somebody

  51. D.... ....

    Never heard this song before or seen this video til today...

  52. D.... C....

    Marisol Vizcarra Carrillo TE AMO pantanal Nayarit México 16 de agosto del 2007

  53. L.... b....

    that Guitar tho!!

  54. T.... H....

    Watching 2018

  55. k.... h....

    Roy woods Jr brought me here😂🤣😂

  56. B.... D....

    I always had mad Respect 4 Luda and the message he sends thru his Music.. He is 0ne of the Greatest Rappers, Forever..

  57. H.... ....

    I Feel like Slapping Drake Today

  58. G.... N....

    0:43 is so damn true

  59. K.... K....

    Luda music still slaps and hotter 🔥🔥🔥🔥 than tekashi69 music , These guys ain't respect the Legends💯

  60. S.... ....

    I feel like slapping a Tekashi today

  61. d.... ....

    Luda showing up to wild n out

  62. A.... F....

    Fav Luda song

  63. D.... S....

    2018 still kicking ass

  64. D.... J....

    My fav Ludacris song!

  65. 7.... ....

    Maann when you get a new car...suspend your policy, dont cancel it. Trust me. Now its like starting alllll over imma slap df outta someone

  66. K.... T....

    I feel like slapping trump today with his Lil head ass

  67. K.... d....

    Slapping somebody ever-day, keep yo head up and and slap some AZZ today!

  68. b.... ....

    It amazes me how some of the things he said is still happening. And this album came out in 2007

  69. A.... C....

    2018 <3

  70. M.... H....

    I love this song

  71. k.... ....

    2018 gang

  72. R.... B....

    Lol. At the end of this song the Music fades away. The music fades away. At the end the music fades away. Music fades Away.

  73. B.... ....

    Ludacris is a legend

  74. R.... B....

    This whole song is tough from start to finish.

  75. d.... a....

    i feel like slapping the systeme today

  76. J.... S....

    Why am I finding out about this video almost a decade later???

  77. L.... P....

    I listen to this song when I get angry

  78. L.... &....

    Yyyoooo this video is so true is so real.... I like my new boss though but everything rings. The whole song is familiar

  79. B.... B....

    i feel. like CAPPIN somebody today

  80. A.... S....

    How I feel when I’m having a real bad day.

  81. K.... N....

    I didn't get my check today. They said, "Call payroll". Smh

  82. R.... S....

    it's just a thought man,

  83. N.... A....

    when i worked in retail, this was my theme tune

  84. I.... T....

    This is my jam The instruments 🎸 suicide beat

  85. T.... A....

    Omg my life; the feeling is mutual. There's a few I feel like slapping today!!😜

  86. S.... D....

    Slapping people is perfectly fine. Just don't talk about golden grain or it may influence the children...

  87. a.... c....

    Feel like slapping my baby daddy for leaving me with two damn kids to raise👋👋👋👋👋👏

    a.... c....

    That's deep God bless ya

  88. M.... ....

    God this takes me the fuck back

  89. r.... ....

    This don't got enuff views! Smh

  90. H.... B....

    186 peeps need slapped

  91. f.... m....

    hahaaaaa

  92. T.... D....

    Slap Slap 😂🤘🏽 2017 Gang

  93. A.... L....

    I feel like slapping The Kardashians today..