Loretta Lynn - You're The Reason Our Kids Are Ugly Lyrics






You're the reason I'm ridin' round on recapped tyres
And you're the reason I'm a hangin' our clothes outside on walls
You're the reason our kids are ugly little darling
Ah but looks ain't everything and money ain't everything
But I love you just the same

You're the reason I changed to beer from soda pop
And you're the reason I never get to go to the beauty shop
You're the reason our kids are ugly little darling
Ah but looks ain't everything and money ain't everything
But I love you just the same

I guess that we won't ever have everything we need
Cause when we get ahead it's got another mouth to feed

And that's the reason my good looks and my figure's gone
And that's the reason I ain't got no hair to comb
And you're the reason our kids are ugly, little darling
Ah but looks ain't everything and money ain't everything
But I love you just the same

Conway why in the devil don't you gon'
And shave an' put on a clean pair of pants
Loretta look at yourself
I wish you'd take them curlers out of your hair
And go put on a little bit of make up
And get out of the housecoat before supper
Ha well let me tell you somethin' Conway
Considerin' everything I went through today
I look like a movie star
Yeah Ruth Cassidy
Thank you
Besides that
All of our kids took after your part of our family anyway
Oh they did huh what about the one's that's bald
Well I guess you might say they took after me





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    Loretta still the Queen of Country

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    Love this!!

  3. K.... W....

    Love It Still 2020

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    2020??!

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    Still loving some Loretta and Conway (Favorite: Your the reason our kids are ugly) what about the ones that's bald.🤣🥂

  6. J.... T....

    Strange song. But the Music and Their voices are ok.

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4vv7AXfEQI

  8. b.... b....

    how does this crazy shit get on my suggested.

  9. d.... a....

    Golly been awhile

  10. l.... ....

    My favorite part has always been the ending, where they talk. They had such a great connection.

  11. K.... K....

    "You're the reason YouTube is ugly" --- to the people who dislike this song

  12. R.... M....

    Except our kids aren't ugly cause I chose him for his looks!

  13. R.... M....

    Fabulous!

  14. L.... N....

    Listening right now 😂

  15. s.... t....

    I remember when this first came out LOL funny still to this day

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    Who’s listening to this in current year?

    😂

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    ironduke0775 I am.

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    I remix music and i love adding Mrs. Lynn to the mix

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    This girl!!

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    I'm a mississippi man and I LOVE Loretta and Conway

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    I'm listening to this in the future

  17. J.... M....

    If I hit dislike it will go from 999 to 1k. Should I be a bastard?

  18. R.... M....

    Such a CUTE song. LOVE, LOVE, LOVE!!!

  19. S.... Q....

    We once told our daughter that the reason we never divorced was because neither one of us wanted custody of her. lol

    S.... Q....

    Ha ha ha Omg that made me donkey laugh

  20. M.... K....

    Love this lorretta and conway

  21. B.... H....

    Mooney lynn shamed me once for talking bad to my mother. I was sitting in his jeep at the dude ranch up in Tennessee

  22. I.... Y....

    Who’s watching dis in 2019 best singers Ik and I’m 15

    I.... Y....

    im 63 and i been listening to them forever they were the best..lol

    I.... Y....

    Am 26 and in Kenya! A Kenyan Hill billy

  23. P.... C....

    35 yrs later still listening to it

  24. R.... C....

    I came here from Ellen from "Lady Antebellum Plays 'Country Song or Country Wrong'"

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    Anyone her from Ellen

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    Ellen show brought me here😂😂😂😂

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    Who's here after ellen???

  28. j.... c....

    real country

  29. C.... o....

    Still listening in 2019, great song!

  30. s.... ....

    Funny song🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💜💜💜

  31. s.... ....

    Funny song🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💜💜💜

  32. B.... K....

    Thanx!!I haven't heard this song since I lived in Oklahoma!! I understand Cyndi Lauper did a cover. Gotta check it out!!

  33. F.... C....

    Love me some Loretta Lynn, just AWESOME...

  34. J.... D....

    I loved this song before they even started singing

  35. R.... B....

    They was the best ever in country music I love them

  36. J.... S....

    "go put on a clean par a pants.."

  37. O.... J....

    2019👍

  38. L.... R....

    Haha imagine this being played today? Loretta is the bomb.

  39. L.... P....

    I grew up listening to these songs and I miss this type of music

  40. V.... ....

    This song can save an entire generation from depression.
    When people didn't take themselves too seriously.

  41. A.... C....

    God said not to have one...

  42. h.... g....

    Who grew up with a radio in the kitchen, me my mom loved this song 😊

  43. b.... a....

    The true definition of country music- Lorretta and Conway.

  44. Z.... L....

    I grew up listening to this music and their one of my favorites and I love this song

  45. n.... ....

    i admit i heard of this song YEARS AGO, but never listened to it until TODAY! I guess i didn't want to since i am not too gorgeous, and it is my late DAD'S fault, as my now, late MOM was pretty cute!  i have heard that we tend to resemble our OPPOSITE SEX parent more.  Too much, and somebody is probably a homosexual, actually!

  46. d.... w....

    Stupidest song I have heard in a while. LOVE it!!LOL. Back when dissin' people was in reverence.

  47. P.... H....

    These CW lyrics are killing me LMAO. Love this !!!!

  48. 1.... ....

    Loretta Lynn is a true KY girl.  Even with her micro-mini skirt on C. Underwood is nothing compared to the Queen Of Country Music! A lady and dresses the part.

  49. E.... R....

    This is Al and Peg Bundy's anniversary song!

    E.... R....

    😂 😂 I'm weak! 😂😂😂

    E.... R....

    Well that's horrifying

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    top hit

  51. C.... a....

    That’s something you say in a fight and if you only wanna really wanna burn them that’s when you win the fight is saying you’re the reason the kids are ugly

  52. M.... I....

    Oh my god guys that's so mean

  53. R.... J....

    passive, aggressive, but I love ya!

  54. J.... M....

    402 Conroe

  55. D.... C....

    I still think Loretta and Conway were bumlon uglies in the tour bus.

  56. I.... l....

    He title had me dying

  57. T.... C....

    900 ugly kids found this song...

  58. l.... A....

    I was Loretta at a karaoke party and did this song in a robe with rollers in my hair!

  59. J.... A....

    This song has been a complete turn off for me getting married and having kids. I could be a chain smoker, drink like a fish and blame it all on my wife and kids. If you have 6 kids and do these bad habits, you get treated with kid gloves. Just be a caregiver to an aged parent, you age going to get floored by a round house right.

  60. b.... g....

    @jakwhight

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    Conway Twitty

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    Wurrrrers!!!

  63. G.... H....

    Momma always sang this to daddy. But I was so cute then. I still am, I knew she wadnt talkin bout me. Had to be my sister.

  64. D.... C....

    I still think they had a little sumpin sumpin goin on.

  65. M.... P....

    This song is kinda funny.They made a good singing duo.

  66. f.... b....

    2019 and still good stuff

  67. J.... K....

    Me and my wives song. Lol

  68. L.... L....

    Love it

  69. H.... a....

    Best country partners

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    bill anderson

  71. V.... T....

    Omg. I.never knew about this song. How cool. She needs to sing that part alone. You know it wasnt her. Lol

  72. B.... ....

    I've never heard of this song! My Dad loved Loretta Lynn!

  73. Z.... ....

    Here from The Belonging Kind

  74. G.... ....

    Good song listen to it 10 times a day

  75. J.... N....

    Your the reason our kids are ugly !!!

  76. K.... B....

    George and Tammy were/are the King and Queen.

  77. d.... ....

    I wanna duet this with my husband on our anniversary

  78. P.... B....

    From back when people didn't get ass hurt over every little thing, I miss those days.

  79. b.... ....

    Loretta is so funny. I love the end.

  80. C.... S....

    Once we get ahead, it’s got another mouth to feed!! Hahaha, I felt that

  81. K.... B....

    First time I heard this song.. like it lol 🤙

  82. M.... S....

    This song reminds me of my wife's sister and her mealy mouth husband.

  83. A.... L....

    Haha horrible. 😂😂 still a good classic

  84. e.... K....

    Hahahaha...😅

  85. C.... L....

    Good song

  86. W.... W....

    The ultimate love song doesn’t exi.....

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    Carrie Underwood on Ellen brought me here.

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    fuck trump