Loretta Lynn - If You Handle The Merchandise Lyrics






When I got home from work you called and said that you'd be late
For me not to worry none that you'd be home by eight
The material that you've been a lookin' at will make any man's blood rise
Consider me gone if you handle the merchandise

I've told you once before to keep your big hands offa her
I just seen you reach for her and you're crazy if you think I don't care
The goods you're tryin' to feel of I've seen you reach for twice
Consider me gone if you handle the merchandise

That line of goods you're a sellin' is somethin' I won't buy
Guess you think she's a bargain cause she's got them bedroom eyes
You'll get what you've bargained for and I ain't a gonna tell you twice
Consider me gone if you handle the merchandise

I've told you once before to keep your big hands offa her
I just seen you reach for her and you're crazy if you think I don't care
The goods you're tryin' to feel of I've seen you reach for twice
Consider me gone if you handle the merchandise





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  1. A.... G....

    As Tanya Tucker has said " Loretta Lynn pretty much told a man which way to stand with her fightin' cheatin' drinkin' songs" I think Tanya nailed it!!

  2. l.... A....

    Loretta sure did some sassy songs!

  3. L.... M....

    Kountry Music..nough said !

  4. l.... A....

    Loretta was our first Me Too girl

  5. K.... ....

    Another great Loretta Lp song - makes me smile.  Thank you!!

  6. B.... B....

    I cant say any more than @jo & latokatn..this is great stuff & oh how I miss it..thanks heaps Tom for the great music I have listened to tonight.. couldnt post on Rose Maddox for some reason, she is great and her band.

  7. j.... l....

    The good old days of true old country music...Thanks, Tom ! (same Words as latokatn506 : my English is too bad. I copy other "old country music fans" on Youtube pages. Best wishes from France to you all. Jo Luttringer

  8. l.... ....

    The good old days of true country music Thanks tom !!!!!!