Lords Of The Underground - Funky Child Lyrics






[Mr. Funkee:]
The year is 1971
Now comes the first of the children of LOTUG
Lords of the Underground, witness the birth of the funky child
Doitall, hit 'em!

[Doitall:]
Born with the fuckers from the womb of Brenda
She now likes the Lords but she used to dig the Spinners
First with the style from the birth canal
And now I got the flav to make the crowd go wild
So dig it, wahh! Ooh, watch me dig it
I'm taking no shorts unless it's coming from a midget
I tax the peace more than chicken packs grease
I'm nearly knockin' boots, but if not, I'll knock teeth
Wahh! Ga ga, ooh, cries the baby
Smacked on the ass, now the Doitall's crazy
No rattles, or playpens, or crowds when I'm rappin'
And yes, I do reruns, as if this was What's Happening
Now January 14 has birthed the funk one
The B-Day for Dupree, and yes, I'm funky
I got you bobbin' to the funky style
K-Def, let 'em know here comes the funky child

[K-Def:]
Yeah... (laughs) born in the underground of Newark
Now witness the birth of Mr. Funkee

[Mr. Funkee:]
The fifth of the terror, it's the return of Funky Kreuger
A.K. Anger, we told 'em Mr. Funkee Wallbanger
Conceived in the fire by a war through disasters
The funky child was taught to the ways of the masters
Mr. Funkee, yes, girl, the black mack is back
Here to kick my funky style, funky this and funky that
You can work day and night, you could practice all your life
But I still take the show and then I go home with the wife
Oh my God, funky with the style, Lord have mercy
I hurdle over rappers just like Jackie Joyner-Kersee
Watch me flip the script, let me show you what the funk do
Make you call me uncle (What?) Uncle (What?!) Uncle (Who?!)
When I was young I used to sing with my sister
(Heyy)
Now I kick the I'll styles, you have to call me mister
Cooling in the House of Hits, time to buckwild
Raised in the ways of the funky child

[Doitall:]
Back up baby, here comes the stroller
We're hit when we dry crawl and hit rock 'n' rolla
I'm caught in the swinging hypnotized by the Pendulum
Distributed by Elektra, so this is how I'm killing them
K is on the M.P., Jazz is on the Technic
Marley's on the mix, and now the Lords have a hit like POW!
Now it's time to get buckwild
And watch my funky brothers freak the underground
In a second, or minute, in no times flat...
Bring it back!
And go grab the album to bring the Lords money
Take it home to mom to say, "Ain't they funky?"

[Mr. Funkee:]
We gone psycho and everbody thought we was DAS
It didn't affect me, I said, "So what?" I kept on writing rhymes
I keep my funky style perfected so no one can stop my flow
I fear no man, cause if it's on fool, then it's on
(And it's on!)
Don't worry not for other crews selling out
As long as Lords of the Underground stay underground
The brothers of LOTUG will keep the lyrical fitness
Don't worry about me selling out, mind your business
You might say, "Damn, Mr. Funkee's going out!"
But if you listen to the words then you'll know what I'm about
Any props you receive are the props that you earn
I'm off 'til the funky child returns





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  1. A.... E....

    Forever Masterpiece man word up Lord's Of the Underground for life💯💯💯💯🎧🎧🎵🎶🎤🎤🎤🎹🎧💯💯 Real hip hopers here know what this Classic right here is all about💯💯💯💯⚡⚡🎶🎵🎤🎤🎤🎹🎹

  2. W.... A....

    The kings of hip hop

  3. S.... R....

    Sounds like a little funky sample.

  4. c.... ....

    Repping shaw u

  5. M.... A....

    The year was 1971 but I'm still listening to this in 2019 of October.

    M.... A....

    that's the year he was born

  6. d.... ....

    How many came back to this song after watching DoItAll perform at the 2019 VMA’s?

  7. F.... G....

    Best LOTU joint. Marley's beat is fucking 🔥

  8. H.... H....

    I bet a lot of old heads forgot these guys but not me this is what song my high school basketball team came out to the crowd would go crazy

  9. K.... F....

    Newark all day niggaaaa #niggazinnewark N.I.N.

  10. K.... A....

    How could I find this classic beat? Only the beat not the melody..

  11. I.... E....

    Anyone knows if i can get the stems of this song?

  12. I.... L....

    The best duo's coming out of Newark then comes the Artifacts hands down.

  13. D.... T....

    “Shot Caller” French Montana ft Charlie Rock brought me here

  14. I.... J....

    I had been looking for this song my whole life I could cry

  15. D.... S....

    Mumble rap mutha fuckas ...this is what rap sounds like

  16. S.... C....

    Brick city forever!!!!!!

  17. L.... A....

    Still here muttafukin

  18. M.... S....

    I was 19 when this came out.....1993....

  19. T.... K....

    2018 and I'm still listening to this dope song str8!!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥

  20. A.... V....

    Sounds like sketches from spain

  21. C.... F....

    True hip hop true hip hop

  22. b.... ....

    "...It's the return of Funky Kruger"!

  23. y.... m....

    Classic Album. They came hard like 2 day ol shi#!

  24. D.... K....

    Newark,New Jersey 1971

    22 Years Later.....

    Newark,New Jersey 1993

    D.... K....

    26 Years Later.....
    "Mach-Hommy"
    Newark, New Jersey 2018

    D.... K....

    Peace GOD!
    Yo, Mach-Hommy is the man from Newark TODAY.
    he's putting it on well cuz!

  25. D.... K....

    Newark,New Jersey 1993

  26. L.... C....

    Even my mom liked this song when I was in high school! Good times!

  27. D.... G....

    skull snaps it's a new day 1973 💀

  28. O.... B....

    I used to get neck cramps to this joint!!! LOL

    O.... B....

    Omar Branch still getting those neck cramps 20 years (or so) later. Get funky

  29. B.... T....

    Funky. lol

  30. B.... 2....

    this the song that made me wanna really be a rapper. illest of all time to me

  31. r.... r....

    2017 and STILL PLAYING THIS AS IF THIS WAS BRAND NEW.... *REAL* MUSIC THAT WILL STAND THE TEST OF TIME.........4 PARLÉ.

  32. O.... W....

    man do I miss real hip-hop, this is straight funky

  33. B.... S....

    Lawd have mercy.. this was 8th grade pep rally music. 90's I freakin miss you!

  34. N.... M....

    Sickest beat evea

  35. G.... J....

    18 people have no class.they like candy coated lyrics like little wayne and gay man birdman

  36. O.... W....

    this used to be my joint

  37. B.... R....

    'My Thang' by James Brown ('74) and 'It's A New Day' by Skull Snaps ('73)...others unknown

  38. P.... P....

    Classic beat! Represents the 90's perfectly.

  39. A.... 1....

    SAD THAT SMAPLE CAME FROM THIS !

  40. B.... ....

    The Funke Child was raised in the ways of the masters

  41. J.... L....

    BOILER ROOM, BABY!

  42. S.... P....

    The Lords

  43. M.... M....

    real hip hopx

  44. W.... ....

    Man, this is REAL HIP-HOP!!!

    W.... ....

    This gave me a boner, try YZ so far, that was on this level but not as classic

    W.... ....

    Walrus straight up

    W.... ....

    Damn right.

  45. C.... B....

    3:40. that trumpet music reminded me of an elephant sound.

  46. K.... K....

    Epic beat, love it.

  47. t.... ....

    in august 2011 at a Swiss Openair :)

  48. T.... ....

    Damn,lucky,when if u dont mind?

  49. a.... ....

    yeah and they took it from another song -_- its called a sample

    a.... ....

    adidasfootballer NOT French Montana either!

  50. M.... ....

    HUGE TUNE .......woooooooooo haaaaaaaaaaaaaa \o/

  51. a.... ....

    Shut up your probably like 12 years old this is the first time you've heard this music

  52. H.... D....

    real hip hop, i had this on tape and love every rhyme on it.

  53. R.... K....

    harry fraud is so nice.

  54. G.... ....

    no he is not....ever heardo f !llMind, M-Phazes, Nottz??

  55. a.... s....

    SAMPLES:BEAT-SKULL SNAPES IT's A NEW DAY+ JAMES BROWN-MY THANG

    a.... s....

    The thom bells orchestra-a theme for la's team

  56. h.... ....

    No he's right. He's holding his head because he has a headache from nodding his head so much to this song!

  57. l.... g....

    buen tema real hip hop

  58. w.... ....

    Lex Luger!??? What the fuck? it was Harry Fraud who made that beat.

  59. c.... ....

    it seems like a nod to the LOTUG isn't good enough for some people though. He gave 'em props for it which is always good thing.

  60. c.... ....

    or not.

  61. i.... ....

    somewhere up there, James Brown is just holding his head….

  62. q.... ....

    @TheKNEWJERSEY DEFINITELY CAN'T FORGET ABOUT THE POOR RIGHTEOUS TEACHERS

  63. q.... ....

    @TheKNEWJERSEY LORDS OF THE UNDERGROUND, REDMAN, NAUGHTY BY NATURE, DA ARTIFACTS AND QUEEN LATIFAH CAN'T FORGET ABOUT THE FUGGES HOMIE!

    q.... ....

    quasimoto270 DON'T FORGET ABOUT D.J.READY RED,RAHEEM THE VIGILANTE,EVEN KURUPT ONCE LIVED IN NEW JERSEY

  64. q.... ....

    @TheRealAstonMartin FUCK KONY AND HIS KONY ASS!!!!

  65. r.... ....

    @treetopolist1 yea I know

  66. B.... S....

    @ruffryder135 this was a hit in 93 tho homez

  67. B.... S....

    @Alexxburns yep

  68. r.... ....

    @Alexxburns yea and he turned into a hit

  69. t.... ....

    @slickstory slick rick sucks honestly i dont like him either

  70. d.... j....

    DIRTY JERZ!!!!!!! DIRTY JERZ!!!!!!! MORE CLAPPING THEN SPEAKING WORDS MOSTLY CLASSY AND TRASHY BIRDS

  71. D.... L....

    all u guys that bitch about today's hip hop needs to shut up . y'all don't support or do anything to keep real hip hop alive Y'ALL JUST COME ON YOUTUBE TALKIN . - check me out DJ LEZ

  72. D.... L....

    @Alexxburns but he mad it sound ill

  73. D.... L....

    @Alexxburns harry fraud

  74. K.... ....

    @1northjersey 973!

  75. R.... A....

    @N7even brand nubian too!!!

  76. e.... ....

    @heftybeats its from a Sylvers song, not sure which one but it's from "The Fish that saved Pittsburgh" soundtrack.

  77. M.... ....

    @Alexxburns its called sampling

  78. J.... q....

    @Alexxburns its not like french montana was the first person to take a beat for his songs dude, every rapper does it.

  79. E.... f....

    "When i WAs young i used to sing WIth my SISta".. :D hahah NICE
    man i cant get enough of this classic beat and FLOW

  80. s.... f....

    ''im taking no shors unless it's coming from a midget'',...DAAAAAMN

  81. m.... a....

    Beat, Special Ed I'm the Magnificent check it out

  82. D.... V....

    @MicJar3743 Underground artist do still scratch its just the mainstream shit that doesnt ;)

  83. c.... ....

    Was there ever a remix for this song? I could sware that I heard it in Dallas, TX back in 92 on K104 but could never find it.

  84. t.... ....

    I saw 'em live, it was fucking awesome!

  85. A.... C....

    Fuckin French Montana took this shit for Shotcaller

  86. 1.... ....

    OL SCHOOL BLING BLING .....MY NUTS

  87. 1.... ....

    @ladylove326 WELL SAID......NJ ALLL DAY 732 973

  88. t.... ....

    @lllTzonTzonlll .....get live 75'....born in the underground of s.j., ....go brooklyn go brooklyn.....gotta bow down to the bronx but brooklyn and queens is where my heart is

  89. F.... J....

    @N7even what about x-raided brotha lynch hung sicx c-bo mr. doctor and other west coast

  90. N.... ....

    @toonmama6

    You can say that again!

  91. S.... W....

    If You need NEW "Real hipHop" I Gotchu...THATS A PROMISE !

  92. E.... ....

    amen toonmama =(

  93. M.... ....

    @toonmama6 :/ :'(

  94. l.... ....

    Got 2 copies on wax that I still spin on my 1200's.....OLE SKOOL RULES !!

  95. j.... q....

    attn: ricardo11372. records are still around you just gotta know where to look. check any underground d.j.'s in your area, thats what i had to do. good luck!

  96. S.... ....

    If you like this, checkout my channel for old skoo mix!!!
    n subscribe

  97. G.... H....

    @Ricardo11372 MY BROTHER HAD THIS CD. NOW EVERY DAMN THIN DIGITIZED. CAN'T FIND A RECORD STORE NOWHERE THESE DAYS MAN WTF.

  98. J.... B....

    class beat !!!!!!!!!!!!!

  99. o.... ....

    Another Skull Snaps rip! Nice, I didn't know about the Lords until today.