Lonely Island, The - Space Olympics Lyrics
Reach for the stars!
You stand on a distant planet
Skyline of red plateaus
Strange air and vegetation
Welcome to the Space Olympics
The year Thirty Twenty Two
Take part in a grand tradition
Your name echoes in the holes of the universe!
Believe in yourself!
Take your game into outer space!
Every single galactic athlete
Drug tests are mandatory
You're a winner!
The Athlete's Village is on Zargon
You all get a junior suite
We don't cover incidentals
So keep your ass off the minibar!
You're the best in the world!
Brace yourself 'cause there's no gravity!
You're in the motherfuckin' Space Olympics!
Let it be known by every nation
You'll only get one meal a day
There was a bit of a budget SNAFU
And food funding is insufficient
We can't really enforce a curfew
As there is no light or sound
Just one of the many problems
With hosting a sporting event in space.
Attention all athletes. There are minor scheduling adjustments.
Space Disc! Is totally cancelled.
Space Swords! Is totally cancelled.
Space Luge! Is also cancelled.
And all other events are pending!
Welcome to your Space Olympics
All the oxygen has run out
And someone who will not be named
Accidentally hit self-destruct
As you file to your escape pods
I'll distract the alien hordes
And as I stare death in the face I know my sins will take me to hell.
You do it for the love
My love
And there ain't no woman that could take your spot my love
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Lonely Island, The Space Olympics Comments
The "You do it for the love, my love" part is more moving and powerful than 97% of all music on the radio. This was a really, REALLY great song that could have been Top 20 in the charts for months. Is it wasted potential? Only if you think time spent laughing while jamming to some great music is somehow a waste.
2019 anyone?
Gracias por subirlo.
There’s a certain genius to this.
Its been a quick 10 years
... And for some reason it ends with "and ain't no woman that can take your spot my love" by Justin Timberlake
So keep your ass outta the minibar!
Masterpiece in 360
Took me years to give this one a chance. Glad i did! Too god damn hilarious!
I love this video!
... da fuq?
That would certainly solve world hunger.
*reaches for the moon* *pulls it down to earth*
This will continue to be the greatest video of all time
*YOU'RE IN THE MOTHERFUCKIN' SPACE OLYMPICS!*
I booked my tickets today to the Space Olympics today.
*SO KEEP YOUR ASS OUT THE MINI-BAR....*
How the hell did he end up singing about a girl?! I love it!
Argentina Olympics 2018.
What's up with those tube-burner thing.. So weird..
now this is justified empire of the sun
YOU DO IT FOR THE LOOOOOOVE!
My first SNL ever
The new Far Cry 5 DLC looks great!
From Chris Pratt
I guess they all can't be funny
I want them to redo this. There's parts that don't work, but there's also some lines of genius in here.
Nope.
Do NOT mess with perfection muthafucka.
Off course, better than snacks/trubufus
Do you think they based Jeff Goldblum's Ragnarok character on this ... or.... did they time travel???
There is no light or sound and Skarr was like totally canceled
Shouting into that dude's face "you're in the motherf*cking space Olympics!"
Quality
Man, Collector's cameo in Infinity War was nice.
This was the worst thing I've seen Andy in. How did you all like this?
The internet is a series of tubes
Empire of the Sun really went a different direction
And as I stare death in the face
I know my sins will take me to hell
no phelps face?
Is that Rick again?
You're in the motherfucking Space Olympics ft. Michael Phelps is everything!
No. Just no. Nowhere near as funny as Dick in a Box, Just had Sex, Mother Lover. I could go on and on.
I miss you :(
Origin of the Grandmaster
As a fan i thought id enjoy this vid boy was i wrong
As I stare death in the face I know my sins will take me to Hell. LOL.
This is so bad its awesome lol!!!
mutherfuckin space Olympics.
I'm so glad this exists
This song needs to be played at the Olympics
YOU'RE A WINNER
The year 3022 isn't an Olympic year. Literally unwatchable
The worst of lonely island boys
Damn I remember when this came out 😂👌
I guess the budget for this was funded by their swear jar...
Humanhead86 To be fair, that jar was plenty full.
*REACH*
*FOR*
*THE*
*STARS!!*
was that Michael Phelps?
HeinrichsoN Yes. When he hosted.
You're a winner!!!
Still a badass song
I heard this song YEARS ago, (just the audio,) and now saw that they made a video.
"Finally," I thought, "This video will explain the crazy song a little more."
NOPE!!!
I heard this song through
AMV HELL
What's to explain? There was a space Olympics and it was a total disaster.
the year 3022 is an Olympic year.
Best song off "Incredibad"
Wait.... 1:33 ... is that Galactica?
They fking hate Aryans man, they don't even know why the dumb Jew cnts
Late but this has such a David Bowie Labyrinth vibe :D I love it!!
And there ain't no woman that can take your spot my love!! Good thing him and JT are friends!! Lmao. That was good.
Still so fucking goooooooooooood
osame man
Empire of the Sun reminds me of this...
By far the most underrated SNL digital short.
Is that....is that the god damn nickelodeon globe?
Dr Beakman 0:57 😂😳
Space Disc! Is totally cancelled
Space Swords! Is totally cancelled
Space Luge! Is also cancelled
And all other events are pending!
You're a winner!
Lonely Island or just Andy? That was the worst one I've heard.
Pantheon is my favorite athlete from Targon.
The craziest thing is this could actually happen but we wont be around to see it..
The real Grandmaster from Marvel.
Who's the guy at 2:08? So strangely familiar
Still better run than Sochi
love this new song by empire of the sun
Best song of muse
Omg...lol
his love tho
fuckin classic.
You do it for the loooove. MY LOOOOVE.....
why was it removed?
I had thought about this song and wanted to watch it again. This guy is hilarious. I love that facial expression from 1:45-47 is soooo funny!! I seriously played it over 5 times.
This is one of their more underrated songs
117 people were psyched for space luge
2:08 President Trump ?!?!
"just one of the many problems with hosting a sporting event in space" 😂😂😂 this is just too much
I swear to god i do not know why this didn't get ALL THE LIKES IN THE MULTIVERSE
"Reach for the stars" Oh shit, let's take this ride.
This song is so stupid and so catchy and better than regular music
am I too late to make a Fyre Festival joke?
Fyre Festival
danny sexbang should do a cover of this..
that face tho !!! 0:57
Falco? This is brilliant. I'm training starting now.
2:25 all stand for the Space Station 13 anthem
I think inspired the Hunger Games.
I LOVE THIS SONG SO CACHY
lol they got Micheal Phelps
Honestly, still good.