Lonely Island, The - Fuck Off Lyrics

Conner has always been the most real! I been a fan since I was 6 now that I'm 8 and a half years old he only speaks more and more real!

When he says "You can suck my dick" referring to his parents I lose it every time

Why is this making me feel nostalgic

Fuck Off!

They should've put this in the movie

It's catchy as heck tho😂

I can't imagine why this was cut. 😅

I dont think Holt would like Jake talking to Kevin like that...

Holt going to kill Jake for saying FUCK OFF to Kevin's face

The I’m going to live forever part kills me

2:16 Why is she holding a Gameboy?

It sounds like GTFO my room by nigahiga

White kids be like

I get it. ... It's funny because of irony.

"Be good to each other, peace!"

how does 2.6k people dislike this? it's catchy as fk, and good fun

"the battlecry of a generation"

I have gained respect for Andy samberg

[Verse 1]
Hey Yo!
This one's dedicated to all the little kids out there who's parents are always riding them.
Telling you to do your homework,
Never letting you eat dessert,
And making you go to bed before you're ready.
Well listen,
The next time they're acting bogus,
I want you to try this out.
Stand up on your tippy toes,
Look 'em dead in the eye,
And say mom, dad
You can both

[Chorus 1]
Fuck off!
I don't want your life,
I don't owe you shit,
And I hate your rules,
Fuck off!
So get out of my room,
You can suck my dick,
Motherfucking shithead bitch
You can fuck
Oh-oh, oh-oh
I'm gonna live forever!
Oh-oh, oh-oh
I hope you get butt fucked in prison!

[Verse 2]
And that's what you should say
But what about at school?
How many of the kids out there got a teacher that's always riding them?
Saying don't eat paste.
Don't talk during nap time.
Well the next time your teacher's being a grumpasaurus
Stand tall, look 'em dead in the eye
And say teacher,
Could you help me out and just

[Chorus 2]
Fuck off!
You can't teach me shit,
And if I was you
I would slit my wrist.
Fuck off! (Fuck off)
Cause I might be young,
But I'll dig your grave
Till the job is done!
So fuck
Oh-oh, oh-oh
I'm gonna live forever!
Oh-oh, oh-oh
I hope you get butt fucked in prison!

[Verse 3]
Cause we are the kids of the USA.
We think for ourselves, so get the fuck out our way!
And all you adults can choke on shit,
We hope you suffocate on a dog's dick!

[Chorus 3]
Fuck off!
You think I'm a punk,
When your face looks like an elephant's cunt.
Fuck off! (Fuck off)
Cause you're not my dad,
So shut the fuck up and wipe my ass!
So fuck
Oh-oh, oh-oh
I'm gonna live forever!
Oh-oh, oh-oh
I hope you get butt fucked in prison!

[Outro]
Be good to each other, peace!

kids who grew up in the youtube comments section be like

It's too bad they didn't release this movie at their height in like 2011. This movie flew so under the radar which is a shame. It's phenomenal.

😂😂😂😂😂😂

I'm from America and this is true. I'm gonna live forever so kindly just fuck off cause you're not my dad. Now shut the fuck and wipe my ass.

Be good to each other. Peace.

When Andy told kids to both swear at their teachers and tell them to commit suicide I felt that.

why was that deleted?!?

Why was this jem cut from the film lol

US ppl lmao

Humanity needs Popstar 2

Jake Peralta did NOT just tell Kevin to f**k off

This is like a PinkGuy song written by The Lonely Island.... or is it the other way around?

I've just realized at 2:16 there's a girl holding a GameBoy...

Be good to each other, peace! 😂

If kids would do this I imagine it’d stop 99% of school shootings.

How could they remove this and cut Monalisa from the movie.
The movie is only about one and half hour. A movie usually about 2 hours.
Why can't they add 5 more minutes for masterpieces?

huh why was this a deleted scene?

1:03 Kevin imitating Jake and repeating his line

“Cuz you’re not my dad”

Well I mean...the first guy was your dad and that didn’t seem to make a difference

Imagine if immigrant children sang this song; physical abuse.

Why is jake calling his dad teacher??

As a parent-- this shit is funny as hell.

This is exactly how children think. Perfect.

Even a song that didn't make the movie is amazing, so damn catchy. That is Lonely Island true talent, not just making a funny lyrics but making it so catchy and easy to sing along to.

I used to listen this song when I was 16.

Is it still ok if i can join in cuz im from uk?

and then 2 years later Jake Paul did a legit Diss Track for Teachers

Would sing this but it won’t go down well

😄😄😄

What has society turned into

DOES CAPTAIN HOLT KNOW HIS HUSBAND IS IN ATTENDANCE THO?!?!?

WAIT......KEVIN????? 1:01

Dude that step during "I'm gonna live forevvveerrrr" feels so iconic😂🔥😍

Peralta, did you tell Kevin to quote fuck off end quote?

Kevin😂

Is it strange that the best song of this movie was in a deleted scene?

Oh just wait until Captain Hold finds Out what you said to Kevin.

Why did you delete this part

the funniest thing: they deleted this scene but leave fuck bin laden

Yes fuck off teacjers

#2020!!!!!

i love the Brooklyn nine nine Kevin reference

My favorite go-to video when I'm having a bad day 😊 . I wonder if any kids actually said this shit to adults lol

This slaps.

I wonder how Adam would feel if his kid sang this to him lol. I wonder how that would go down lol

This movie reminds me of Idiocracy in its satire of the modern world.

w i p e m y a s s

This is some sociopath shit really clever humor

I thought Kevin was parent not teacher. I am confused 😂

And then jake paul did this for real

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I feel bad for the parents whose kids actually sang this

i don't think andy could ever do normal role Without fun or parody vids 🙈😂😝

he is an incredible actor, he can do everything

So fuucckkkk off....I’m gonna life forever!

Honestly, a Bop.

I wonder what Amy would think.

That is a fucking good song

My teachers are always ridin me

Thumbs up from me 👍👍

I love this song

I fucking love You guys XD

When the kids who saw this turned had kids who saw this.
Parents : wait that's illegal

Can't wait to see if her daughter asls him to fuck off whenever he make her go to sleep before she is ready

Calling a teacher a grumpasaurus, then telling him to kill himself, threatening his life, and telling him he should be raped is a big money move.

I agree

I appreciate the agreement

Why is Jake saying that to his second father figure, husband of Chief Holt: Kevin

Dear kind!
FUKIN' TRY THAT! I DARE YOU!!!!!


Love, Mom.

"cause I might be young but I'll dig your grave till the job is done"
Imma use this one to boomers who questioned my shit

omg, I looked up "fuck off the song" just to see what came off and THIS IS PERFECT! The reason I looked this up was that my parents talked to me about my failing grade in math after my teacher called them twice. I feel so much better and I still won't do my work.

This song is a one way ticket to a busted mouth from the mom's side, the dad's side and the village mother. Also an eviction notice effective immediately.

I like to think Connor pulled a pair of random parents from the audience for this song

I can’t believe they cut this!!

HE'S SPEAKING POLITE
HAPPY MUSIC YOU FUCK

Oh I bet this gets great ad revenue

It's amazing how much content is removed from yt just for speak some conspiracy shit ,while this kind of shit goes out there for kids who are not capable to distinguish irony or comedy from cool stuff they swallow like candies . It's an abomination . Thid kind of content should b rated the damage done to the youth of tomorrow is priceless , it looks like they never stop to find ways to produce an original american idiotic mass . Every time at younger ages

The " i hope you get butt fucked in prison" always gets me

I can’t get over how cute Andy is

What to do when you come face-to-face with a bear:

Andy Samberg is a true performer. He actually looks, sounds, and feels the part.