Lonely Island, The - Dreamgirl Lyrics
(The following song is brought to you by Chex Mix)
Some dude once said that love is a many funny things
I know there's a perfect girl out there for me, cuz I see her
in my dreams
Dream girl, you're a fantasy, you're the only one
Out there for me
My love
Dream girl you amaze me all dressed in paisley
Love how not one but both eyes are lazy
When I first saw you you were drivin' the bus
Thick skin, strong nose like a rhinoceros
Dream girl so beautiful, lips all crumby
Thick thighs, no waist, not a care in the world
You not crazy girl, you just my baby girl
If you envision in sweats with the neon patch
Half eaten squirrel hangin' outta your mouth
Rainbow poncho, the female tonto
Hear a loud noise drop a bucket like a bronco
Dream girl, you're a fantasy, you're the only one
Out there for me
My love
You got your cellphone ring set to Sex and the City
You like a hot bowl of gritz only way more gritty
Straight drippin' your turquoise my Santa Fe queen
One short leg you got the Santa Fe Lean
It's music to my ears when you scream in your sleep
And when you lift your skirt in public yo I can't help but peek
You like Cleopatra with the eyes of a pig
Love to watch you in the backer when you go out to dig
Girl how'd you get those mouse traps glued to your neck
Little rascal, how'd you get screwed to the deck?
You put away slurpees like a trash can
Your smiles all stainy and your not too brainy and
I like that!
Talking to your shoes lke it's your friend
I like that!
Yellin' at the walls of make pretend
I like that!
Tellin' you to stop it then you don't
You said you gonna stop it in my sleep
But you won't!
Last week thought I saw you on the straight turn that was a bag of trash
Just a big ol' bag of trash
I thought you look like a bag of trash
Dream girl I pitch a tent when you stomp in the room
Like a hellbound turkey mixed with a baboon
Your sexy and your spicy like a bowl of Chex Mix
And I always feel safe when I'm in your flesh mitts
Your teeth so clean coulda swore you were British
Never take the Chex Mix cuz you always get skinnish
Open clamps with both feet cuz your ambidextrous
No point cuz we know you eat nothin' but Chex Mix
Chex Mix number one food snack in the land
It's the cereal taste that you eat with your hand
Chex Mix at your local grocer buy your box
Your family will all say
CHEX MIX ROCKS!
Chex Mix, your the snack for me, your the only one
I'll ever eat or buy
Chex Mix your delicious, you got 60% less fat than potato chips
The end
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Lonely Island, The Dreamgirl Comments
❤️🔥 Bag of Chex mix trash!
This is one of my favorites by them xD
Anyone in 2019?
This is the most underrated Lonely Island song by far... I love it so much and I will never stop loving it.
😂😂😂
"You're like Cleopatra with the eyes of a pig!" makes me burst out laughing every time.
YOU SAY YOU KILL ME IN MY SLEEP.......BUT YOU WONT
I need to know: were they actually sponsered by checks-mix here? I mean I know it's a joke either way, but how did they get clearance to make half the song about it?
It's an insult filled love song that slowly turns into an advertisement for Chex mix...art
#chexmix
If she eats nothing but Chex Mix, why would she have a half-eaten squirrel hanging out of her m....
Oh, God.
CHEX MIX IS SQUIRRELS!!
I'll never forget this revelation. 😱
He was storing his nuts in there.
girlll, how'd u get those mouse traps glued to ur neck?
little rascal, how'd you get screwed to the deck?
Good tune
chex mix, you got 60% less fat, than potato chips...
tee emm
All my inner fat kid heard was, 60% less fat! that's freakin sweet! I can eat 60% more
and be good. lmao
you put away slurpees like a trash can!!
i still am not over this.... hear a loud noise start buckin like a bronco hahahahaaaaaa
WHY WAS NORA JONES IN THIS XD I'm quitting the internet thanks Lonely island now whenever i hear "come away with me" all i remember is "chex mix"
This song man. Lyrics sound like they should be serious.
That whole "Bag of trash" bit gets me every time.
SuperLlama42 EVERY FRIKKN TIME
Kills me bro. The way it’s sung is so good and it’s like reiterating that they thought you looked like a fucking bag of trash.
I LIKE THAT, tellin you to stop but then you don't
you say you're gonna stab me in my sleep BUT YOU WON'T
Hear a loud noise start buckin like a bronco. lol
Yet another unrealistic standard for potato chips.
I have a half eaten squirrel handing out of my mouth. assholes.
he must love that dream girl !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CHEX-MIX IS THAT DREAM GIRL I BET
CHEX-MIX!!!!!!!! IS DELISIOUS
Gino Damiano it's got 60% less fat than potatoe chips.
Shout out to Chex Mix.
10 people look like a bag a trash
they should make a video 4 this song!!
I heard this in the Cex Shop (Computer Exchange) today and I was determined that I could recognise TheLonelyIsland. I stand correct!
Ummm anyone got money for chex mix???
of all the songs they could have made videos for... this one wold have been the funniest. for sure.
this song rules! Much love too The Lonely Island!
This is the club song for Buttherfaces
@Smileyxo88 lmaoooo you going for the hatrick?
you tried to give me chex mix...but i threw it on the ground!!!
DarkSaugor and that’s the golden rule,
@Smileyxo88 :O
@Smileyxo88 how did you predict that -_- hmm. Your a wizard aren't you.
this is getting to be my favorit song for some reason i can understand.. it should still be my wedding song as i stated earlyer.
No kind sir, I have the top comment.
This comment is brought to you by Chex Mix.
@Smileyxo88 now u have 2
my comments never get liked:(
-This comment was brought to you by Chex Mix-
i dedicated this song to my girlfriend she slapped me then said it was cute wtf!!!
@Smileyxo88 Technically, it goes ad->dream girl->ad lolol ;D
"talking to your shoe like its your friend" LOL
Wiat, why is the part that says "this song is brought to you by chex mix" cut out?
first reaction! ha
Sounds like Ke$ha got herself a boyfriend, good for her.
Lol, just kidding guys
I both wish that this song had a video and that it doesn't, not too sure if I want to see a mouse trap glued to someones neck!
@Smileyxo88 no u dont
thumbs up if you just looked at your chex mix to see "60% LESS FAT than regular potato chips" :P
"Last week thought i saw you on the street turned out it was a bag of trash"
I thought you looked like a bag of trash!
I like the part where they sing about the dream girl.
stop singing about my girlfriend
He's so good on our self-confidence
this makes me point at a picture of Sarah Palin
"I thought you looked liked a bag of trash" That would make me feel great!
@xREDRUMx187 thats the joke
lmao he mentions chex mix and then it turns into a song about chex mix
Now i have a song to dedicate to my girlfriend :D
I cud handle dating this girl if it werent for her liking Sex and the City =/
@windboyx Wouldn't doing that be parodoxical?
2 people have half-eaten squirrels hangin' out their mouth
2 people have half-eaten squirrels hanging outta their mouthes
@Chaseevers im sorry lol
oh ya thats hot
this song was written for my dad lol
dream girl=GRENADE!
2 people disliked this, and that's fine to me. But I like it.
"I THOUGHT YOU LOOKED LIKE A BAG OF TRAAAAASH!"
@ItzTrey3 thats the joke
thumbs up if you think people who say thumbs up in comments are gay
man!! i new the lonely island boys at one point t... then we got in a spat and they have to go make a song about my girls ... damn them
I LIKE THAT!!! xD
"i like how not one but both eyes are lazy!!!" lmfao
one dislike? what a loser
WTF Norah jones and the Lonely Island; That's the stuff dreams are made of. <3
@cocomonkeh Yeah, no
Thumbs up if you love Chex Mix
@dogg2849 The best part is 00:00 - 3:24
I could go for some chex mix
I like to watch you in the backyard when you go out to dig :D
love how not 1 but both eyes are lazy
chex mix
"half eaten squarel hanging out of ya mouth" FTW!!!!
dream girl so beautiful lips all crummy. skin like asphalt nose so runny
at 1:20 is the best verse.
"I like that .... talking to your shoe like its your friend" haha
I THREW IT ON THE GROUND!
@erikuda23 trash
@Chaseevers put a ring on it.
This girl sounds awesome lol
@reg6442 Um, "Bag Of Chex"
@Chaseevers
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!! xD
XD this girl sounds like a vision