Lonely Island, The - Ashley Wednesday Lyrics






I landed in London
At a quarter to noon
So excited to see her
Took a cab to her room
I know she's exquisite
So I had to visit
Pushed my back to the front of the door
And you wouldn't believe what I saw

Ashley Wednesday
A spectacularly beautiful chick
With impeccable style and spectacular eyes
When we met, both of our souls clicked like a plug in a socket
Ashley Wednesday
Oh you hit me like a tonne of bricks
With illuminous hair and your sturdy teeth
I want our hearts to be joined at the hip so to speak

I gotta know
What is your stance on marriage?
Girl I really gotta know
Cause we never talk about it
But now I am proposing
Get this girl some diamonds
Please freaking say yes girl
I'm an American man
This is my native land
But for you I'd summer in England
But I will not go to France
On that I take a stand
But I hope you'll take my hand
Both in life and marriage
Step into my carriage
We'll park inside my garage
And live inside my house
As husband and wife





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  1. F.... T....

    It's like being in the Wu Tang Clan

  2. L.... G....

    it's kind of beautiful

  3. S.... ....

    Now I have to use all my savings to pay Seal to sing to my girl when I propose thanks!!!!

  4. J.... M....

    This movie does not get enough credit and recognition

    J.... M....

    Recognition, yes. Credit, no. I'll say it's 50% successful

    J.... M....

    Nearly all the reviews are good, but universal didn't put it in many circumstances cinema's so it didn't do well commercially

  5. H.... B....

    “But I will not go to France “ 😂😂😂

  6. A.... C....

    Pinche Seal, eso no se hace, lo demandaste y despues le bajaste a la novia, osea yo se que te mordieron los lobos, pero no seas cabron ten tantita madre

  7. O.... T....

    I'll play this when I propose

    O.... T....

    OneToughCookie with somebody's name put in instead of Ashley wensday

  8. D.... P....

    Please say freaking yes girl 😃

  9. L.... L....

    this is just mona lisa but different lyrics

    L.... L....

    Pretty much.

    L.... L....

    I gotta know....what is your stance on marriage?

    L.... L....

    I love how every song is comedic, sounds great, and makes a statement. Like this film was the spinal tap of our modern music, and they satirize modern pop so brilliantly.

    L.... L....

    ​@Matthew Reynolds I know! it's like this song was a film about music! One that sounded great, and made a brilliantly satirical statement about modern pop! And then, that film went on to become the modern 'Spinal Tap' of our times. And this was a film where every song was comedic, every single song sounded great, and every single damn song made a statement about modern music! And that film was satirized--in a brilliantly modern way--as though every film were 'Spinal Tap', and every modern album were a comedic album.

    And, I love how modern pop sounds so sarcastic, and modern; and how every comedic film taps the spine of our modern music, and every song sounds like a statement about greatness, and every spine starts to shakin', and every foot in the room starts to tap-tap-tappin', and everybody just starts to singin' along, an' I just love it!--it's brilliant!

    L.... L....

    Whoah how did you figure it out?

  10. I.... P....

    Seal is legend. Even with lyrics like this he still hits it out of the park.

    I.... P....

    the lyrics are baller