Local H - Machine Shed Wrestling Lyrics



You ain't a lover, you'll never change
I'd rather wrestle my machine
You ain't a lover, you'll never change
I'd rather wrestle my machine
A token e-mail, a drunken text
A sorry go-round of cell-phone sex
You ain't a lover, you're just a fake
Had all the bullshit I'm gonna take

Wrestle my machine
My machine

As a product you would be great
And all the income you'd generate
But as a lover you're just a bust
You're not a service I can trust

I'll wrestle my machine
My machine

All I am is a husk of a man, I cannot go through this again
You're not a woman, and you know I've pretended all I can

All I can

You ain't a lover, you'll never change
I'd rather wrestle with my machine
You ain't a lover, you're just a fake
Had all the bullshit I'm gonna take

Wrestle my machine

All I am is a husk of a man, I cannot go through this again
You're not a woman, and you know I've pretended all I can
All I am is a victim of love, I checked the box marked none of the above
You're not a woman, girl, and you know I've pretended all I can

All I can... my machine





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Local H Machine Shed Wrestling Comments
  1. Ryan B

    f the video the song is better alone like a ninja in the night.  A black screen. Darkness. Solo Music Inside Your Brain.  Pure auditory ninja eyes wide shut!

  2. vicchopin

    10yrs already??? Damn time flies

  3. smokymountaingirl Betsy

    Why did I never know about you before now 2016? I just don't get my fucking problem...I missed all those years watching, listening to you guys and coming to concerts? WTF....I needed this jam all these years. Man, I am catching up now! I am telling all my Kurt Cobain friends....

  4. ClydeLeeM

    Man, that was a great video I never knew they made

  5. morris2112

    2:20  is that the orbit room?

  6. Matt Redinius

    That's sweet. These guys are fantastic. Sorry to hear Brian is leaving, but I'm sure there's more to come from both these genii :)

  7. philip noll

    Best band ever.

  8. Jacko Reaper

    cool video always love this band

  9. gonesavage

    Scott looks like he's in The Locust in a few of those shots.
    Nice work, Sleep Machine!

  10. Denise Lee

    This reminds me of a guy I know-EXACTLY.
    Love this Song-AWESOME Video.

  11. Daren Redman

    This must be how ninjas really spend their lives.....haha too awesome. Best video I've seen in awhile.

  12. ceephus01

    WOW . Local H at their best. Very Original.

  13. morris2112

    Oooohh GNarly

  14. Josh

    That was an amazing video it was funny i love Local H

  15. Heather Olinger

    I expect way from Local h... What happened..

  16. Dustin Dean

    i bet this song is about masturbation, or sexing up some prostitutes, as opposed to being with a lover.

  17. Ryan Fitz

    this is sooooo kick ass

  18. briz80

    awesome!

  19. patpabst

    pretty sure that's one of the best fuckin videos ever.

  20. InsolentWill

    Nuuuuuuutttttsssss!!!

    You guys kick ass.

  21. Pantalakis

    This is amazing...