Local H - Machine Shed Wrestling Lyrics
You ain't a lover, you'll never change
I'd rather wrestle my machine
You ain't a lover, you'll never change
I'd rather wrestle my machine
A token e-mail, a drunken text
A sorry go-round of cell-phone sex
You ain't a lover, you're just a fake
Had all the bullshit I'm gonna take
Wrestle my machine
My machine
As a product you would be great
And all the income you'd generate
But as a lover you're just a bust
You're not a service I can trust
I'll wrestle my machine
My machine
All I am is a husk of a man, I cannot go through this again
You're not a woman, and you know I've pretended all I can
All I can
You ain't a lover, you'll never change
I'd rather wrestle with my machine
You ain't a lover, you're just a fake
Had all the bullshit I'm gonna take
Wrestle my machine
All I am is a husk of a man, I cannot go through this again
You're not a woman, and you know I've pretended all I can
All I am is a victim of love, I checked the box marked none of the above
You're not a woman, girl, and you know I've pretended all I can
All I can... my machine
I'd rather wrestle my machine
You ain't a lover, you'll never change
I'd rather wrestle my machine
A token e-mail, a drunken text
You ain't a lover, you're just a fake
Had all the bullshit I'm gonna take
Wrestle my machine
My machine
As a product you would be great
And all the income you'd generate
But as a lover you're just a bust
You're not a service I can trust
I'll wrestle my machine
My machine
All I am is a husk of a man, I cannot go through this again
You're not a woman, and you know I've pretended all I can
All I can
You ain't a lover, you'll never change
You ain't a lover, you're just a fake
Had all the bullshit I'm gonna take
Wrestle my machine
All I am is a husk of a man, I cannot go through this again
You're not a woman, and you know I've pretended all I can
All I am is a victim of love, I checked the box marked none of the above
You're not a woman, girl, and you know I've pretended all I can
All I can... my machine
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- Local H - Hand To Mouth
- Local H - Waves
- Local H - Cold Manor
- Local H - Night Flight To Paris
- Local H - They Saved Reagan's Brain
- Local H - Blue Line
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- Local H - Cold Mannered
- Local H - Trash Fire Bummers
- Local H - 24 Hour Break-Up Session
- Local H - Taxi-Cabs
- Local H - The Summer Of Boats
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- Paxton, Tom - Intro To You Are Love
- Paxton, Tom - You Are Love
- Paxton, Tom - Goin' To The Zoo
- Paxton, Tom - The Marvelous Toy
- Paxton, Tom - My Dog's Bigger Than Your Dog
Local H Machine Shed Wrestling Comments
f the video the song is better alone like a ninja in the night. A black screen. Darkness. Solo Music Inside Your Brain. Pure auditory ninja eyes wide shut!
10yrs already??? Damn time flies
Why did I never know about you before now 2016? I just don't get my fucking problem...I missed all those years watching, listening to you guys and coming to concerts? WTF....I needed this jam all these years. Man, I am catching up now! I am telling all my Kurt Cobain friends....
Man, that was a great video I never knew they made
2:20 is that the orbit room?
That's sweet. These guys are fantastic. Sorry to hear Brian is leaving, but I'm sure there's more to come from both these genii :)
Best band ever.
cool video always love this band
Scott looks like he's in The Locust in a few of those shots.
Nice work, Sleep Machine!
This reminds me of a guy I know-EXACTLY.
Love this Song-AWESOME Video.
This must be how ninjas really spend their lives.....haha too awesome. Best video I've seen in awhile.
WOW . Local H at their best. Very Original.
Oooohh GNarly
That was an amazing video it was funny i love Local H
I expect way from Local h... What happened..
i bet this song is about masturbation, or sexing up some prostitutes, as opposed to being with a lover.
this is sooooo kick ass
awesome!
pretty sure that's one of the best fuckin videos ever.
Nuuuuuuutttttsssss!!!
You guys kick ass.
This is amazing...