LL Cool J - The Do Wop Lyrics






L.L. Cool J
Servin em well
And as you all know..
I AM - HARD - AS HELL

Woke up at 9:30 on a Saturday morn'
Hemmed my remote control, turned my stereo on
Then I reached for a brush since I don't use the picks
And the floor was kinda cold, so I put on my kicks
Walked to the kitchen and ate some cornflakes
As I bop to a tape of Cut Creator's breaks
With hardcore - heavyweight - b-boy blast
Connoisseur of hardcore, and Cut Creator's fast
Jumped in the shower, it was boiling hot
So I stayed there a hour, cause I like it a lot
Jumped out, dried off, put on the Denim cologne
Then I called up Earl on the telephone
He told me 'bout a jam that I could do later on
10 g's plus a limo for one strong song
So I said, yeah, I was with it, hung up and got geared
Got a magnfying glass, then I brushed my beard
Rewound some tapes of some Def Jam tunes
As I waited for this freak to ring my bell at noon
12 o'clock came, left the door crack
The freak walked in, a mink on her back
Put her curt on the rack, threw my ??? on
Then I threw in a tape of the quiet storm
We drank Roundhill Cavern, ate soft mignons
She said, "L.L., when you're gonna let me taste your tongue?"
My skin got pale, I wam-bammed the tail
Did it so hard I shoulda went to jail
She left, Earl came over and we went outside
Jumped in the BM to bust a joyride
Went up to A.J., in my fresh black wheel
I'm not a sucker on the corner tryin to scrape up a meal
The girlies want sex, the fellas try to plex
But those who flex end up with broke necks
Signed some autographs for a posse of freaks
Said, "It's L, baby, I ain't down with Chic"
Conversated with the skeezers for 10 minutes more
Then I jumped in my ride and the freaks slammed the door
Due cause I'm a gangster people think I do crimes
They don't know I'm just a connoisseur of hip-hop rhymes
Some smile, try to call L.L. a hoodlum at times
But he don't know my autograph's on his wife's behind
L.L. has iced all the washed up slobs
Vigilante of rap, so to hell with the mob
Don't run from the cops, makin suckers jock
And I'm only 18 makin more than your pops
Tormentor of toys and boyscout boys
And I dare any critic to call it noise
Peeped at the clock, it said 6:03
Said 'later' to Creator and broke out with E
Went up to White Castle for a chocolate shake
Thinkin 'bout a 100'000 that I'd soon make
Finished up the snack, jumped up, out my seat
E-Love hit the table and he made up a beat
Kicked a few lines, stepped out the door
Since tonight is a bore I'm in the mood for more
We jumped in my ride, I took a peek at the time
It was almost 7:30 and the show was at nine
L.L. Cool J will soon stand at a jam
With thousands of people screamin, "Touch my hand!"
But since I had a hour plus a half for tat
I was searchin for the cutie who's my perfect match
Her name was Renee, her face was okay
But she had the kinda body that made Jay wanna play
I said, "No need to rehearse," then I made my approach
Said, "You got a good team, girl, but you need a new coach"
Said, "My name's L.L. - Cool, if I may introduce
But I'm not here for conversation, I'm here to seduce
Wanna mix it up, baby, wanna feel you grind
Cause it ain't 5th grade, and these ain't nursery rhymes
And I know that you adore my sure side hardcore
Check out the real L.L. behind closed doors
So tell your buddies you're busy, tell your boyfriend beat it
Forget the silk dress,cause you ain't gonna need it
Unplug your clock, do away with the light
After five minutes or more you hear me say, 'That's right!'
Your body is bad and I heard you got a Caddy
When we make love you can call me daddy
I'm L.L. Cool J, say hey, Renee
I'm not a toyboy, but I still wanna play
Promise you I'm not wack when I'm in the sack
After that I leave you starvin for me to come back
But in the meantime, put your digits down
And the next time I see ya I'm goin to town"
Stepped away from the freak, it was a quarter to nine
When I rolled to the jam I saw the crew on line
Took a trip around the side, so I could get backstage
If you call me a tiger, then the stage is my cage
I rip, stomp and crush, heavy metal bands rust
Them flaky knuckleheads I crumble up like crust
Walked in my dressing room, and then I heard four knocks
They said, "L.L., you're runnin late and it'is time to rock"
Told Cut Creator what the order would be
Then I said "Lord have mercy" and slapped hands with E
Went onstage, I heard the girlies scream
And that's the very moment I woke up from the dream
Aahh!





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LL Cool J The Do Wop Comments
  1. M.... T....

    Only 18
    ....rippin out a spleen of any has been who reckons they got the cream yet it was just a dream ..in a machine..

  2. J.... W....

    Sam Hanna goin off on this track.....

  3. K.... T....

    The g.o.a.t.

  4. K.... ....

    real cool j fans is up on this chi-town we played it loud!

  5. L.... L....

    I can remember just rewinding and rewinding. ❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️

  6. r.... w....

    This was my motivation when i was in
    Basic Training....
    1987....

  7. A.... A....

    He went HARD for FIVE MINUTES and you can UNDERSTAND EVERY WORD!

    A.... A....

    Correct

  8. J.... R....

    dope ass track ll is a legend very underrated mc

  9. J.... M....

    Man this album changed my life. We went to this concert at the summerfest amphitheater and we lost our mind. Good times

  10. T.... A....

    back when LL was using a lot of west coast producers like LA POSSE and Dj Pooh

  11. i.... F....

    Real hip hop

  12. j.... c....

    I loved this as a kid. And grown.

  13. T.... T....

    Her name was Renae, her face was okay, but she had the kind of body that made J want to play...

  14. T.... T....

    You got a good team girl but you need a new coach...

  15. G.... M....

    A Legendary Classic LL Jam

  16. J.... T....

    🔥🔥🔥💯

  17. J.... G....

    Damn near all of his early songs was a out 5 minutes long. Straight bars. No watered down hooks. Straight to the point raps.

  18. A.... W....

    Bumpin this in 2020!!!! Classic Ladies Love Cool James!!!

  19. B.... T....

    #DefJamTour #RPIfieldhouse #TroyNY
    #ErikBRakim
    #PublicEnemy
    #Houdini
    #LLCoolJ

    general admission
    Up against the stage
    What a show

    1st show I ever got wonded to enter

  20. N.... E....

    Don't forget RUN DMC helped build def jam

  21. J.... L....

    Timeless 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

  22. K.... T....

    Pimpin 101 classic shit ll taking out all these suckers.la posse killed this album production was A1.B.A.D TOP 5 ALBUM OF ALL TIME

    ME

  23. S.... B....

    Call me a tiger than the stage is my cage "

  24. S.... B....

    I was like 12yrs old when I heard this you couldn't tell me shit bout LL"

  25. B.... T....

    This is what you call True Hip Hop

  26. D.... B....

    Top 5..

  27. J.... ....

    2020????????

  28. D.... R....

    Don't run from the cops, making suckas drop and I'm only 18 making more than ya pops..

  29. J.... L....

    😍😍😍😍😍 people think cause im a gangster i do crime 😍😍😍😍😍😍 classic line 😍😍😍😍😍😍

  30. D.... M....

    first Player of Hip Hop...

  31. J.... L....

    Timeless 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

  32. M.... A....

    I still have this cassette tape lol I loves it.

  33. Y.... Y....

    This is what made everybody want to rap, shit was, is , and will always hard

  34. J.... S....

    Still bumping this n 2019

  35. R.... R....

    How many of y'all felt dissed when LL said " and i'm only 18 making more than your pops " ?

    R.... R....

    As soon as I heard that line, I remembered Bow Wow. He said the same thing in one of his songs

  36. R.... R....

    I would have never of thought I would be 'coding/programming' and listening to this song when it was first released.

  37. B.... K....

    2019 anyone??

  38. D.... y....

    I need lyrics so bad cause I love it

  39. W.... J....

    Lil bow wow sample 2 things from this. The song thank you & the "18 making more then ya dad" line

  40. T.... A....

    This was my all time favorite tape! Every record on this was the shit!! 👑👑👑👑They dont make records like this no more!

  41. S.... D....

    Flexing the smoothness, yesssss

  42. V.... m....

    First leaked hip hop song i ever had was half this album and beasties boys license to ill crazy thing was this version of the doo whoop was stripped and raw had it 1 month before official release. The good ol days

  43. c.... 2....

    Classic!!!

  44. B.... C....

    This was my getting fresh for school song in the 10th grade.....

  45. K.... T....

    One of his best the do wop and you ll rock

  46. C.... D....

    True Hip Hop For Life Man.

  47. C.... D....

    Dope!!!

  48. C.... D....

    Troops!!!!

  49. C.... D....

    Classic!!!!

  50. C.... D....

    LL Cool J is an true Hip Hop icon man.

  51. p.... ....

    🎶🎶 B💜DD 🎶🎶3tc

  52. C.... C....

    That beat is on point

  53. S.... M....

    And that's the very moment i woke up from my dream!

  54. F.... N....

    Todd + E-Love = invincible era.

  55. G.... G....

    Way before sample loops got popular

  56. B.... ....

    This shit came out when i was 5 years old. I'm still bumping this shit in 2019!!!!!

  57. P.... N....

    Love this shit

  58. L.... ....

    Not one chorus or a hook. Still dope ...

  59. S.... J....

    LL WAS 18 OR 19 WHEN THIS CAME OUT! RADIO HE WAS ONLY 16!

  60. S.... J....

    ONE OF LLS BEST TRACKS!! HANDS DOWN!!! USED TO WEAR THIS ALBUM OUT. HAD IT ON TAPE. AROUND 1990 BOUGHT IT ON CD. STILL GOT IT AMONG OTHER OLD SCHOOL RAP CD'S!! FROM EPMD TO PUBLIC ENEMY!✌

  61. S.... S....

    Ey yo, this some dope shit, you know. Bumpin this on 4 15s, you know. Shit go hard, you know.

  62. G.... C....

    Idk if y’all remember but I’ve remember that DJ 317 posted this song on YT years back and it sounded DEF! But now it’s deleted sadly...

  63. 1.... ....

    One of my fav!

  64. K.... M....

    This album came out the year i graduated from High school 1987 that Summer it dropped that was a nice graduation present. Nobody was touching L when he dropped this 1 the follow up from the 1st banga

  65. K.... S....

    LL was that dude back in the day....still is

  66. D.... D....

    UNACCEPTED DUE DUE DO
    IS DO IS UNKNOWN
    KNOW KNOWN
    DO ALL
    PWMEJEPSJDNDOEKENEPEKENEPEKENEOEMENEOELENEKEMEKEENELKENJPDEKNENDPEKWNNDKPEKENEOEKENEKDODNEOENDJKDPENEODODNEKEEEBEOEJENOSEPJWBEOEPEJENEPEMMEPEEMNEOENESPENEKEPDNDNJEPEJENEOEJNEMEOEKMEEPNEPEMEKEENEOEME E WNEPENEOENEBOELENEOEMENSPENEBEJWPWJWBEKEPENWNEKPEPEMEMOEENJEPENEOPEKWBWKEPEKENEOEKEJEOENEENENJEKENEONEOE ENEOENESJSBEB EOEPJWNEOEOEMEKEWKNEPEEJNEPEJENEOEMEOWOWNEK EKENEOWJWNEOEKWNEKEKEEPEJENEK WJEMEOWNWN E ONNEEEMN EPENEJPENEEPNEEOEMNEPEMEKEKENKEPENEMJPKMOKKOKJJWKELENDOEKENKEPENEENEPEENELNENKE

  67. D.... B....

    I don't run from cops making suckas drop. And im only 18 making more than ur pops. Talking real slick.

  68. R.... W....

    Saw him in concert when I like 15. Blown away!
    Today's rappers take note

  69. M.... S....

    "JUST BECAUSE IM A GANGSTA PEOPLE THINK I DO CRIME"!!!!! AND HOW DAT BEAT KICKED BACK IN!!!! DO YALL NIGGAZ KNOW HOW HARD DAT IS?!!!

  70. W.... A....

    Gotta a magnifying glass and i brushed my beard

  71. c.... s....

    The greatest

  72. K.... S....

    A singer should remake this

  73. J.... W....

    This song would sound *dope* ASL, if on "0.75x", for real!! Start with the beginning *allll* the way until the _ending_ , tho'!!

  74. S.... A....

    That's Andrew Jackson HS in Queens Cambria Heights

  75. T.... M....

    Still listing in 2019

  76. S.... M....

    Better females back then!

    S.... M....

    FOR SURE!!!

  77. T.... A....

    Tha jam back in 87

  78. l.... k....

    The way bizzy sang this in that interview in 95 was better if you know what vid I'm talking about

  79. W.... P....

    Classic

  80. E.... M....

    I'm not a toy boy..but I still wanna play

  81. J.... W....

    The final songs on the "Deffer side"!!

  82. f.... R....

    L.L.cooLj 1 raper 😬😁😳✌

  83. J.... R....

    LL Cool J is hard as hell! No one can compare to his delivery and his rhymes!

  84. M.... P....

    Uncle L

  85. M.... ....

    E love hit the table and he made up a beat!!!!

  86. K.... G....

    I sure did wanna be .'LL...couldnt tell me shit"...

  87. K.... I....

    2019 anyone?

  88. P.... H....

    True hardcore hip-hop

  89. L.... W....

    it's about to be 2019 and I still bump this in my ride

  90. I.... M....

    I was 14 when this song came out one of my favorite songs those were the days

  91. b.... ....

    " when ya gonna let me taste ya tongue."

  92. 3.... ....

    One of the best LL tracks in my opinion , totally slept on though !

  93. C.... C....

    Already.my nigga.raw.talking about biggie the shit,bullshit

  94. f.... R....

    L.L.coolj the do wop rap 1987.

  95. D.... L....

    Your body is bad I heard you gotta caddy when we make love you can call me daddy Yes Sar lol

  96. C.... B....

    I still remember cycling as fast as i could to my friends house when he said he had this album.