LL Cool J - Milky Cereal Lyrics
Ooh yeah
Mh
Hey yo, man
Ain't nothin like a nice bowl of cornflakes in the morning
to smooth you out
Milky
Cereal
(Baby)
Milky
Cereal [2x]
[ VERSE 1 ]
Mirror, mirror on the wall
Who's the baddest female of them all?
It was Frosted Flake, she loved to bowl
Rich female, very debonnaire
Drivin a Rolls with rollers in her hair
We was hangin out, pumpin the stereo
She took me to a club, I think the name was Cheerio's
She walked like she was jumpin a hurdle
I was happy as a kid that just saw _Mutant Ninja Turtles_
A guy walked over, said, "Your earring's cute"
I said, "I'm wearin a earring, but it ain't no Fruit Loop"
Me and Frosted went to get a drink
But she ordered somethin bugged and I ain't know what to think
She ordered potassium, calcium
Carbohydrate scotch with sodium
She took me to her crib, threw me on the couch
I woke up the next morning with a spoon in my mouth
She's
Milky
Cereal
(Baby)
Milky
Cereal [4x]
[ VERSE 2 ]
I went to Vegas, didn't think it'd do any harm
I walked into this girl named Lucky Charm
For some reason we walked in the rain
She had a four-leaf clover with a big gold chain
She had a salary that was full of calories, for real
And I was in the mood for a homecooked meal
So we went to be alone
But we had to be quiet, cause her cornpops was home
Kissed her neck, kissed her back, kissed her arms
I said, "Forget it, let me see your lucky charms"
When we began her hairstyle was neat
But when I left the next morning it looked like shredded wheat
Talked about marriage, I said, "That's risky
Besides, it's such a waste of Rice Crispies"
She had a robe with the velours material
Her pops woke up, I said, "Hello Mr. Cereal
I came this morning to deliver the paper"
He said, "Stop frontin, I know you caught the vapors
That's my daughter, so save your croonin
You better find another bowl of cereal to stick your spoon in"
Milky
Cereal
(Baby)
Milky
Cereal [4x]
Yeah, check this out here:
[ VERSE 3 ]
Then there was Pebbles, times was rough
She was turnin tricks to get her 'coo-coo puff!'
Her mind was gone, but she turned me on, in fact
She was wearin an Apple Jack hat
With a full-link fox and some pink bobby-socks
Her father had a greedy disease, fried chicken pocks
We called him Hungry Jack
He talked like pops, and then he dressed like The Mack
He invited me out to lunch
With a old army buddy of his, Captain Crunch
The waiter said, "Jack, what would you like today?"
He said, "I don't know, just make it Special, 'K?"
He said, "Cool," came back with the order
That's when I said, "Hey yo, Jack, I like your daughter"
He said, "Pebbles? Boy, are your crazy?
I said, "Nah, I wanna ride in a Mercedes
She could sing while I'm swingin my thing
Cause her burgers taste better than Burger King"
He said, "Go party, do some minglin
You and my daughter, your brain must be jinglin"
I said, "It's smooth, no disrespect
She'll sign a pre-nup, so she don't get half of my week check"
Then we walked down the aisle
Our honeymoon was milky - cereal style
You know what I'm sayin?
Milky
Cereal
(Baby)
Milky
Cereal [4x]
Milky
Ha-ha-ha
Peace!
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LL Cool J Milky Cereal Comments
Fave All by LL
Awesome album. 1990. What a year.
Classic 🔥🔥
Great memories! Milky Cereal, Milky Cereal baby!!
Another classic from the GOAT
Peter Piper sequel
Man this album was so dope from ll
His second best album next to bigger And Deffer
Marley Marl produced almost every song on the album. The most underrated underappreciated producer ever
@Jerod Tabb Walking with a Panther was pretty good too
Nice.... always
This beat was sick back then!!! Blastin this from my car at the Plateau in philly
Marley Marl!
Lmao i am eating frosted flakes and decided to play this and my 13 year old son loved this song. And yes i put my Cereal in a mixing bowl to eat
LL Cool J's Milky Cereal song is a classic. I love the cereals that LL Cool J named. My favorite cereals are Cocoa Krispies, Captain Crunch Berries, Mr T of The A Team television show(this cereal stopped selling at grocery stores after the 1980's), Lucky Charms and Trix. LL Cool J's Mama Said Knock You Out album is a classic. Album pictures suck LOL. I love LL Cool J.
Can you imagine Gza or Rza in this track?
My favorite album by LL
His second best next too bigger and Deffer
......im a little lost now...
Classic, should be 2019 remixed Ladies Love Cool James
free up my boy kell"s
Classic