Lin-Manuel Miranda - Cousin Lyrics






[Justin:]
I called a cousin who called a cousin who called a friend, who called a couple dozen cousins, cause it doesn't end

[Cousins:]
My cousin Justin's looking for a little something-something for a certain someone, some girl he wants to be touching

[Students:]
Everybody's got a cousin who can hook them up with something
Everybody's got a cousin who can hook them up with something

[Cousin 1:]
We were just discussing our cousin Justin. Wasn't Justin the cousin who just made the honor roll, got the colleges buzzin'?

[Cousin 2:]
Are we close to our cousin Justin? Are we supposed to trust him?

[Cousin 1:]
Are we thugs to our cousin Justin? We don't sell drugs, man

[Students:]
Everybody's got a cousin who can hook them up with something
Everybody's got a cousin who can hook them up with something

[Naomi:]
Did you get it yet?

[Justin:]
No, I'm about to get it

[Naomi:]
Is your dealer a student?

[Justin:]
I got you, girl. Don't sweat it

[Naomi:]
Let me know when you got it

[Justin:]
As soon as I can

[Naomi:]
I'll find a way to repay you, Justin

[Justin:]
Oh, man!

[Cousin 1:]
Yo, what is up with this fussin'? This isn't up for discussion. This is our cousin coming to us. He's our blood, and we love him

[Cousin 2:]
Ah, look at Justin. He blushing

[Cousin 1:]
Our little Justin is crushing

[Cousin 2:]
Sorry for rushing to judgement

[Cousins:]
Why should we get you these drugs?

[Justin:]
Love!

[Cousins:]
What?

[Justin:]
Only if you believe in love. Love!

[Cousins:]
Love! Love! Only if you believe in love

[Cousin 1:]
Get him the stuff

[Justin:]
I hand my cousin twenty-five ducats, I'm sweating buckets. He hands me a sandwich bag with some little green nuggets. I got it for you

[Naomi:]
X-O. Cool

[Justin:]
You want it now?

[Naomi:]
See you at school

[Justin:]
Love!

[Students:]
Everybody's got a cousin who can hook them up with something
Everybody's got a cousin who can hook them up with something
Everybody's got a cousin who can hook them up with something
Everybody's got a cousin who can hook them up with something

[Justin:]
Only if you believe in love!

[Students:]
Everybody's got a cousin who can hook them up with something
Everybody's got a cousin who can hook them up with something
Everybody's got a cousin who can hook them up with something
Everybody's got a cousin who can hook them up with something





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    🇵🇷❤️

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    Loved loved loved him in B99!

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    Omggg I did not expect that lmao thats too cool

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    h a n d s

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    Sorry, but I think venezuelans are the most resilients people on the face of the Earth. You guys can be the seconds.

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    Jesus it saddens me to what is going on in Venezuela. In the 80s and 90s your country has a robust economy. Then years later 2 dictators took over Venezuela. Very sad indeed.

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    Me: *hears Lin speak fluent spanish* OMG EVEN DORA CAN'T DO THAT


    Lin: YEAH HE'S MY 3rd COUSIN
    just normal things with Lin-Manuel Miranda

  7. O.... Y....

    Lin and jimmy's bromance is so adorable!

  8. J.... P....

    I saw this title and life made sense

  9. K.... R....

    That's so cool they're cousins. Residente is dope!

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    3:16 WEST & EAST cowboy travel)

  11. L.... j....

    Hey keep your friend Reese away from Mark Dice Mark Dice has a girlfriend Tina he was engaged to her he keeps her on the down low and he cheats on her it's true

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    "All Puerto Ricans are related"


    I understand this so much

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    I'm Dominican, I do too

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    @Mermaid Soul wow that's so kl

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    @Idle Sun ❤️

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    Yes 😂

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    @Liam A it's not that much inbreeding but more like I have about 20 cousins since families are really big.

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    💪🏼🇵🇷💪🏼

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    Residente brags about him too I'm sure

    M.... B....

    Show one interview.. Just one. 🧐

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    @Liam A well maybe in private

  15. K.... H....

    Can someone make a gif of Lin beaming out to the audience while saying “I’m so afraid” because this is my daily mood

  16. j.... m....

    ATRÉVETE-TE-TE-TE

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    🇵🇷Story of tonight 🇵🇷

  18. P.... S....

    He is just wholeheartedly one of the best humans to exist 😍

  19. n.... c....

    please do hamilton in brazil!!!!

  20. E.... V....

    Hes so committed to everything he does. It’s incredible. Like every single thing means something and comes from the purest most genuine place in his heart. I love him so much

  21. L.... R....

    i love this man so much.

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    RESIDENTE EN LA CASAA he's amazing like both of them are , big time.

  23. M.... P....

    Most resilient people on the face of the Earth are coach letterman's youth football players. Category 5 hurricane? Lightning storm? Drought? Great moment for practice, use these conditions as learning mechanisms, be prepared for the worst.

  24. S.... R....

    “When Vanessa and I started dating, we were reading these books... then we sort of fell in love with the books.”
    The books weren’t the only thing you two fell in love with, admit it 😊

  25. J.... R....

    Holy shit. I sure af didn't expect him to be related to René 🇵🇷🇵🇷🇵🇷

  26. K.... R....

    “HAHA I’m so afraid! 😁”

  27. N.... A....

    Lin and his music is inspiring and i want to share my own creativity. If any of you have a second, I would love it if you could check out my latest video. 💕

  28. b.... ....

    Lin-Manuel Miranda and Residente being related makes perfect sense lol I love it

  29. L.... L....

    I’m Mexican but i feel like the best Latinoamerican artists come from Puerto Rico

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    L. Lobo Oh ok.. Mexico and PR are like opposites tho. I think they’re great in their own ways. I grew up on artists like Antonio Aguilar, Maná, Juan Gabriel, even Control Machete. I always loved Calle 13 (except his most recent music) but not THAT much.

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    Liam A people compare the two because we are rivals in the American music industry mostly because we’re the closest Latino American countries that gets music played in America

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    L. Lobo That makes sense.. I still can’t pick a favorite tho. For me it’s like two sons. I respect your opinion either way. ✌️

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    Liam A XD thanks man

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    L. Lobo don’t mention it

  30. S.... S....

    He's playing a hot air balloon pilot.....and also a hot air balloon pilot.

    S.... S....

    Jimmy: look at this stud right here
    Me: Jimmy tell me something I don’t know

  31. E.... J....

    My son ♥♥

  32. M.... N....

    YES LIN ILY IMY SO MUCH

  33. R.... A....

    OMGMGMGMGMFMFMFGMGMGMGMGM I LOVE THE GOLDEN COMPASSSSSSS SKSKSKSKSKS *AND I LOVE LINNN THIS IS SO- OMFGGG😍😍😍😍😍😍😍❤❤😊😊😊😍😍😂😂*

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    💡🎪🃏🎬⚗️

  35. D.... O....

    Lin once said his dream was was to star an action film. Now with "His Dark materials" his dream has come true. He's an awesome, kickass, steampunk cowboy 😎😎

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    Dalerzo Ortega Valle and i bet when HDM comes out nothing is gonna be more satisfying that Lin Manuel Miranda kicker ass and taking names

  36. P.... C....

    Good good

  37. U.... B....

    LIN IS SUCH A BALL OF SUNSHINE I LOVE ALL OF HIS INTERVIEWS OK

  38. I.... P....

    No wayyyy I love lin and I LOVE residente. I'm so shook rn

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    🇵🇷🇵🇷🇵🇷

  40. N.... M....

    Those books are a guide to growing up to be a useful, thoughtful, and worthwhile human being, subtly hidden in an adventure story. I re read them every year. Was really disappointed that Christian loons rose a stink and made sure the movies stalled... can't wait for this series!

    N.... M....

    New Message Please, hold on a moment. Just to see both sides, his books were a complete opposite to the Christian Faith. He intentionally twisted huge passages of the Bible and made it into his own story, and while everyone is free to his or her own beliefs, I have to admit that the way he over-emphasized an abhorrence of Christianity kind of crossed a line after a while. His implications were clear, and I think that at a certain point, it became an insult to the beliefs of a large group of people. Honestly, what was to be expected after that? Everyone just standing by?

    The story may have been brilliantly amazing, but I think the subtle innuendos promoting atheism that were between the lines of the plot may have gotten a a lot of people on edge. Don’t blame the Christians for acting up about it, it was kind of leading to that anyway.

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    🇵🇷🖤🇵🇷🌺🇵🇷🖤🇵🇷

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    Still liked him better as alfie

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    Is there a difference? 🤔

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    @mercy 7 nope but that's just what i know him as

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    From House

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    @Hamilton Usnavi BeetleJuice cabrera yeah

  43. J.... L....

    damn, jimmy fallon interviewing lin-manuel miranda while seth meyers interviewing phoebe waller-bridge in their respective shows in the same night... our God is a good God

    J.... L....

    Hopefully they met!! My two writing inspirations!

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    A very talented family 😊🔥

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    That's so cool they're cousins. Residente is dope!

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    This man is such an inspiration, in whatever he is involved with

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    ARRIBA BORICUA PUÑET@!!!!
    Drop a like if you're boricua!
    👍🏼

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    🇵🇷🌺🇵🇷

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    Latino we know what we know

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    Siempre será un buen video si está LMM❤️

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    Cierto?

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    I CAME AS SOON AS I HEARD

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    @aly YoU eVER sEeN SOmebODy RUiN TheEir own LIfe

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    mabeldaowl x HIS POOR WIFE

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    @xXDarkMoonXx * time skip* iHope tHat YOU buRN

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    You forfeit the rights to my heart
    You forfeit the place in my *bed*

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    Ivsbsjzjzczhsahyaaaaaaaaassss

  51. S.... S....

    *im a simple woman. i see lin-manuel miranda, i click*

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    ^_^ <_> Cool 👍😋❤💖

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    ARMYONCE

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    KPOP GIRL GRONG TWICE QUEEN

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    JIMMY TWICE GO JIMMY

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    JIMMY plesas TWICE go Jimmy

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    jimmy kimmel is a partisan hackjob leftist cuck. A vegan soyboy.

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    I <3 Hamilton

  59. I.... T....

    To the beautiful person scrolling the messages i wish you a great day and a blessing year.
    From a Jimmy Fallon lover here❤




    Small channel love and support❤

    I.... T....

    Thank you!!
    Nice channel actually!
    I subbed!!

  60. C.... F....

    I was listening to Hamilton when I got the notification

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    Carmelita Fong it’s a sign. The gods want you to have more Lin.

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    Second!