Lil Dicky - XXL Freshman 2016 - Lil Dicky Freestyle Lyrics




I'm too nice
Like a lil youngin that fell in love with a boo twice
As in double as fuckable as he was
And dude tries to be subtle and get her cuddling
Venting her troubles and getting her truffles
And ending up befuddled when she don't fuck him
And someone tell him, "Listen, you buggin'
She never fucking a pedestrian muggle like you
So why all the trouble? ", but he rebuttal with
"I think I just love her so I would shudder at the thought of being anything other than nice"
Heat bang like I caught a body
It wasn't even deep dang, shit it's all a hobby
It's too bad bitches sleeping on me, threesome
Cause everybody want to help but he don't need none
I'm all time like the wall at the bank
You no shot like you drawing a blank
Honestly you probably couldn't hang man
I been drawing it blank
Giving you lines while you sitting there and drawing a blank
So go on and rank
Chillin' like it's dough in the bank
Flowing danker than a grower in Napa
Growing the stankest cannabis
Go on, rapping poet, smacking the hoe-st rappers
Who showing the total package
Like my flaccid is growing fat as samoan cracker
Rapper, I'm about to keep going
Yeah the rapping's a wrap
I know you rappers napping don't know it
This a dagger, the pitter patter tapping on the window
Is a real accurate metaphor of what you have in the store
And I be snapping
The splashing on the pane be your rain
Falling quicker than Aladdin for his dame
Oh you better than me?
I'm not one for fuck shit





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Lil Dicky XXL Freshman 2016 - Lil Dicky Freestyle Comments
  1. Mrcerclees

    *Best part*
    3:30

  2. Miles McCue

    That was the longest minute and a half of my life

  3. Natanael Lazaro

    Lil dicky on 0:28 was like is this foo even speaking English... his face said it all

  4. Lxrd Zilla

    Still the second best in my book

  5. Chec_poinT

    We’re really going to not talk about how desiigners was making bird sounds and his classic gunshots even while .Paak was still speaking?😂😂

  6. Venom Squanch

    That moment you realize Desiigner is *Donnie Thornberry* all grown up.

  7. The Boyos

    Anderson is apparently the one kid I played with on Xbox that sent me rage messages

  8. Oh Yeah yeah

    Desiigner sounds like my button mashing in a fighting game

  9. Rod Richardson

    lil dickey didn't go 30 sec but killed everything there the boys trash

  10. Dew Dantes

    Im gonna be real the beat is trash

  11. 425Thetrapgod Is Bad

    0:10 desiigner either looks like hes on heroin or very sped

  12. MakoTheKid

    Legend has it. Paak is still waiting...

  13. Kadeem The Dream

    This was my first time hearing Anderson Paak back then and I threw him the trash bin. Now he's one of my favorite artist. He completely messed up with this freestyle

  14. N Rex

    this is parody, right?

  15. Mc Dippin Sauce

    Desiigner on molly and coke or something. Straight zooted . Imagine being that stupid and making millions

  16. AEBRUHAM BLINKOLN

    those mics are ass

  17. lubricated Banana

    Desiigner and Anderson have hella style and Lil’ dicky comes in looking like a Florida frat boy

  18. Janet Perez

    Me drunk: desiigner
    Me sober: lil dicky

  19. Devon Smith

    Losing brain cellssss. Lil Dicky saved this

  20. Sam McCagg

    Watching this with captions on is well worth the time

  21. DEKARATE

    3:37, look at the their faces

  22. A Shwin

    Gahhaaa look at Desiigner dancing in the background. That man is living life!

  23. A Shwin

    Anyone just start laughing at Desiigner? Lmaooo he went wayyyy longer than he was able to handle or even needed to.

  24. Abegail Inso

    I just realize this cypher was trash 3 yrs ago.old school rappers killin' it

  25. Amos Zaman

    Desiigner killed the beat 😂🤣😂

  26. Chriss Souinguissa

    Lil dicky est terrible

  27. xExticy

    Desiigner really is just vibin tho

  28. Daniel LM

    My son is amazing, he look korean, he dance like MJ. He only in pre k. Lmao that was definitely off the top

    Amaze

    🤣🤣🤣💯

  29. Daniel LM

    He got "RIGHT ON THE PLANE" lemonade lemonade baby what can i say hahahahahaha

    Amaze

    Bro i always laugh with that Line 🤣🤣🤣The fact that He Acts Like it was a punchline

  30. The N

    Honestly lil dicky should have gone in the other one

  31. Abegail Inso

    Is desiigner really freestyling?

  32. Jrizzy Exclusive

    Someone said desiigners switch word and he couldn’t stop

  33. Jibril Mohamed

    Most autistic lineup

  34. Giovanni Ruttilio

    Lil dicky looks like a tourist that taked part at a freestyle battle destroying everyone

  35. Tenzin Kuendrub

    Desiinger tryna throw up gang signs

  36. Martha Salazar

    You could tell Lil Dicky ain't feeling it with them 2 😂😂😳😂😂 but he killed it ayyyyeee 🙌🙌🙌🙌

  37. Carlos Benitez

    This man fucked a flesh light and won 2 Grammys

  38. Kris Chillinsky

    lil dicky was it

  39. Kris Chillinsky

    the guy screaming in the back like rick james god this is like drunk at a party but worse because they get paid for this shit lol damnit

  40. Kris Chillinsky

    i didnt know dennis rodman started rapping.. that first guy sounds dumb as hell lol hahalike someone joking about being a rapper lol awful just awful... young boys ... lean... clapping... just say shit that is in everyones day to day lingo in the streets lol just awful. 2nd guy was at least saying shit lol sorta. did he say three sacs in his face? looked like he didnt want to be rude to bannanas or oranges so he wore both. lol

  41. Universal Roblox News

    I regret putting captions on during desiigners verse.

  42. youngdumy boy

    My nigga be like : give me scoobie snacks hay yabadobado

  43. K.R.BEE_ Yongz

    Brrrrraaaaaaaa😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂do it do it😂😂😂😂

  44. Jose Luciano

    3:30 This is when they knew they fucked up

  45. Hydra

    Lil dicky killed it

  46. Rian Roy

    Playboi Carti: I speak the best cursive

    Desiigner: I'm finna end this whole mans career

  47. Arne Noedel

    When desiigner is freestyling, Paak looks so happy that he won't be the worst one

  48. NeekzGamz

    Why does lil dicky sound like Megan the stallion mixed with a white man

  49. Leon Holborn

    Paaks come out in his pjs or whaaa?

  50. Tyrese Townsend

    The sad thing is that Anderson is so much better than this 😂😂

  51. shank shrek

    Lil dicky: the kid that tries to get everybody to study
    Desiigner: the one that keeps playing
    Anderson: the kid that doesn't understand the question

  52. Phillip Fitchew

    It sounds like anderson.paak was actually freestyling.

  53. thaha jj

    Lil dicky said he fucks a bunch of fleshlights and then proceeds to spit some fucking fire man, if I wouldn't know who he is I wouldn't believe he could rap

  54. TimeLord

    Would Desiigner be good if he actually spoke?

  55. INSPIRE

    1st dude......... no

  56. Lawrence Starks

    Had to come back and watch dicky carry the team 2020#

  57. ExtendedXMagz _

    Lil Dicky looks like that white guy who just one a free trip there

  58. Gustavo Ramirez

    It kills me that desiigner freestyle better than lil mosey lmfao

  59. Armando Ortiz

    Lil dicky got the wrong schedule

  60. Andrew M

    When you put the nerd in the special needs class

  61. Aswaya

    Lil Dicky & Anderson.paak: *speaks english*
    Desiigner: *speaks ancient enchanting table*

  62. LIL FIRE

    Is it just me or is Lil Dicky the only one who’s actually wrapping it in this

  63. littlebear908

    Anderson was a straight off the top freestyle

  64. Machinima Minecraft

    Desiigner be casting spells

  65. Rafael Caetano

    3:04 lil dicky’s shy “hey”

  66. Mustafa Yerebasmaz

    Dicky 🔥🇹🇷

  67. mj city

    3:34 when Designer when he realized Lil dicky rap was better

  68. Baby Bulletproof

    “Heeeey!!!!!” Best quote ever

  69. The 90's Time Machine

    The worst part about Paak’s verse, is he legit looks like this dude thought he was spitting straight bars. Like he was making those manogoing off so hard, and spitting such straight facts

  70. Georges Manasse

    I came for the youtube comments bout designer 💀💀

  71. cringey kid

    designers face at 3:36 😂

  72. MPHG

    I bet Lil Dicky’s back still hurts

  73. Jacob Gutierrez

    Lil dickey was the best one ngl

  74. Shandi Septian

    Lil Dicky teaching how to freestyle

  75. Robert Sans Souci

    Paak went old school freestyle. No writtens . That’s dope yo

    G o R E - BS

    *MY SON KOREAN BUT HE DANCE LIKE MJ, BE HE ONLY ON PRE-K* mf did so garbo bruh

  76. kizfy

    holy fuck desiigner is traaaaaaash

  77. Jericho Routon

    lil dicky was very disappointed 😂

  78. Rikesh Patel

    What the fuck is designer saying why did they let him go so long

  79. Rodney Wesley

    Best name ?

  80. Ezzixz.sinpezz

    Bro wtf did designer say tf

  81. Dahlia is a flower

    Rewatching now as lil dicky carried it...... All these others are still better than lil mosby.. Moses.. I don't know that kids name lol

  82. Curtis Fiatoa

    🔥🔥🔥🔥

  83. snowj720

    D was mumble trash on this. Anderson is always the dude, but wasn't his tippy. Dick throws a few more lines and he owns the track.

  84. zeaks

    Now Desiigner looks like he woke up like the man.

  85. Boe Beazie

    Lil dicky killed both of them that's sad lmao fuck XXL ITS NOTTHE SAME

  86. KOY OWENS

    LIL DICKY BUMPING LIKE A ALPINE KICKBOX AND BEATS BY DRE

  87. KOY OWENS

    LIL DICKY WITH KANYE WEST AND ICE CUBE

  88. KOY OWENS

    LIL DICKY NEEDZ TO BE N A BETTER CYPHER, THEY WRONG FO PUTTING WITH WACK WANNABEE MCS😂😂😂

  89. GlitterFairyLilo

    Anderson .paak is only good when he sings tbh. He should stick to singing.

  90. Nobody asks

    3:05 me when i hear a noise in the kitchen at 3am

  91. Ninjaboi

    I dont like how Lil Dicky's braincells were killed

  92. hi hi

    It honestly seemed like designer made it seem more hype for Anderson but little dicky was more fire

  93. Rainsfort Mohlahlana

    Desiigner should put that hook in 1 of his songs. It's dope AF

  94. Rainsfort Mohlahlana

    Lil Dicky: "hair so straight no blow out"
    I felt that on behalf of my black fam 😂💔

  95. Alec Nguyen

    I think Paak was the only one who did it off the top

  96. Abdul Aden

    The DJ’s reaction to Designers bars at 1:02 😂 priceless lol

  97. Hollow PW

    2:55 Designer just killed me fam lmfaoooooo

  98. Elenator Gunner

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