Lil Dicky - White Crime Lyrics
Lot of rappers talking that shit, not enough doing that shit
Y’know I’m sayin’? Yeah
[Verse 1:]
People acting like I ain’t a fucking criminal
Probably cause the way I’m doing shit is clinical
But I’ve been putting in some work, breh
I see you looking at me cynical, stop looking at me
I ain’t fucking with your smirk ho
We’ve been doing shit, despicable
But we just keep it on a low, for example
Walk in to the movie with my pants full
Twix, bag of chips, plus a Snapple
Stealing all the shampoos, from the hotel’s pretty bathrooms
Cheating, I’ve been peekin’ in the classroom
And torrent every single song in my library
Then I drive by very fucking high by everybody
While my lady licking my five inch dick
[Hook:]
White crime
White crime
Yeah, we ‘bout that
Do a lot of dirt, never doubt that
Lot of rap twerps, let it shout crap
Let it make their mouth flat
When it come to burd, no, we spout facts
You 'gon learn what I’m 'bout, breh
[Verse 2:]
Doing business at the airport
Ask security, I ain’t fraught
Lot of shit up in my JanSport
Six ounce of the face wash (the limit three)
My duffle bigger than what can board
My shuffle on during take-off
Will I help in an emergency? Yeah, sure
Exit row, fingers straight crossed
Thinking Dave’s soft
But I know you see me J-walking
Piss in public, no caution
Halloween bucket? Take one, fuck you thinkin’ Dave was
Give me all your motherfucking chocolate, ho
At the stop sign, never fully stopping though
Filling water cups up, with a lot of coke
Egging homes, motherfucker, a lot of yolk
Not alone up in this motherfucker, a lot of folks, been doing…
[Hook]
[Verse 3:]
Even though the speeding limit sixty five
I’m doing seventy five without a seat belt on
And I’ve been texting, driving reckless
I was seventeen when I first tried a Guiness on the tennis team
We used to haze a lot of freshmen
Lil Dicky put a hoop up in the street
Without obtaining permission
From the city, and every Christmas day
I’m going to cinemas with single tickets to single flicks
But go to additional pictures, sorry, but your boy is malicious
And back when I was eighteen, statutory raping
This little ho, even though we was dating
And if I am taking public transportation
On the quiet train I might have a conversation
Fuck it I’m the man
Puitting trash up in some other people’s cans though
At the work fridge, stealing can coke
And up at the holiday party, I’m grinding colleagues on the dance floor
Dick been rubbing against their assholes, say it’s not…
[Hook]
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Lil Dicky White Crime Comments
l vove yuo
😍😍😍😍😍😛😘
This is dumb. Talk about culture appropriations. Lol
Saying the n word
Without n word pass...
Watch at 1.25 speed completely changes the dynamic of the song
Correct
Forever I swear I thought he said why you cryin not white crime
This song goes harder than it’s acknowledged
Dicky be the type to dismiss the alarm clock
I used winrar for years without buying it
lil dicky, is not white, he is jewish. i wonder what jewish crime is. maybe he should write a song about that.
Bumpin that bass really loud in the neighborhood, got ma windows rolled down so dey can hear it good.....
Brother want this from you more
This song is a jewish crime..
I was like this until I turned 28. Now I sit in an apartment doing nothing because I haven't tried to make music.
age risrtcticd
So is everything in complete darkness except the light on Lil Dicky?
Dickie would add your car as a kid wait for you to come out and see it and then offer to clean it up for $10
He’s not even white
Imagine bragging about raping your girlfriend? Canceled.
Never a more true video made of white people’s nefarious sides.
Dickeys tone deafness to his own racism is fascinating
My dad told me to become an IT engineer, I became mechanical engineer. #BrownCrime
The best rapper Black !!!!
Mannn, even the shadow are white!
hahaha
Ya know those "take 1" bowls on Halloween?
*I TAKE 2*
A true lyricist, and to a dope beat. FAF too.
Girl 3:29
At 3:02 that chick look so fuckin hot
What's the cure for hep c?
Kid: turns 18
Lil Dicky - White Crime - Lyrics
[Intro]
Lot of rappers talking that shit, not enough doing that shit
You know what I'm saying?
[Verse 1]
Yeah, people acting like I ain't a fucking criminal (aight bruh)
Like I ain't never doing dirt though
Prolly ‘cause the way I'm doing shit is clinical
Yeah
But I've been putting in some work, brah
I see you looking at me cynical (stop looking at me)
I ain’t fucking with your smirk, hoe (it's condescending)
We been doing shit despicable (no sleep)
But we just keep it on the low, for example
Walk in to the movie with my pants full
Twix, bag of chips, plus a snapple
Stealing all the shampoos from the hotel's pretty bathrooms
Cheating, I've been peeking in the classroom
Looking like a nice guy, till I take your motherfucking Wi-Fi
And torrent every single song in my library
Then I drive while very fucking high by everybody
While my lady licking my five-inch dick
[Hook]
White crime (white crime)
White crime (white crime)
Yeah, we 'bout that, do a lot of dirt, never doubt that
Lotta rap twerps love to shout crap
Love to make they mouth flap
When it come to Burd, know he spout facts
You gon’ learn what I'm 'bout, brah
[Verse 2]
Doing business at the airport (I travel a lot for work)
At security, I ain't fraught
Lot of shit up in my JanSport
Six ounce of the face wash (the limit three)
My duffle bigger then what can board (That’s a big ass bag)
My shuffle on during take off (she don’t know)
Will I help in an emergency? Yeah, sure
Exit row, fingers straight crossed
Thinking Dave's soft but I know you see me jaywalking
Piss in public, no caution
Halloween bucket, take one, fuck you thinking Dave was?
Give me all your motherfucking chocolate, ho
(Fuck you gonna do)
At the stop sign, never fully stopping though
Filling water cups up with a lot of Coke
Egging homes, motherfucker, a lot of yolk
Not alone up in this motherfucker, a lot of folks, been doing...
[Hook]
White crime (white crime)
White crime (white crime)
Yeah, we 'bout that, do a lot of dirt, never doubt that
Lotta rap twerps love to shout crap
Love to make they mouth flap
When it come to Burd, know he spout facts
You gon’ learn what I'm 'bout, brah
[Verse 3]
Even though the speeding limit sixty-five
I'm doing seventy-five without a seat belt on
And I've been texting, driving reckless
I was seventeen when I first tried a Guinness, on the tennis team
We used to haze a lot of freshmen
Lil Dicky put a hoop up in the street
Without obtaining permission
From the city and every Christmas day
I'm going to cinemas with single tickets to single flicks
But go to additional pictures, sorry, but your boy is malicious
And back when I was eighteen, statutory raping
This little hoe, even though we was dating
And if I am taking public transportation
On the quiet train I might have a conversation
Fuck it I'm the man, putting trash up in some other people’s cans though
At the work fridge, stealing can Coke
And up at the holiday party, I'm grinding colleagues on the dance floor
Dick been rubbing against their assholes, say it's not...
[Hook]
White crime (white crime)
White crime (white crime)
Yeah, we 'bout that, do a lot of dirt, never doubt that
Lotta rap twerps love to shout crap
Love to make they mouth flap
When it come to Burd, know he spout facts
You gon’ learn what I'm 'bout, brah
LOVE HOSE THE SEX BIBUM HAFIT
I didnt know lol dicky was like that
I love how this is hilarious yet also makes a poignant social point
i can ride a horse to the beat wow !
The guy is so intelligent that's what is so good he can say words not may rappers would use because he knows the meaning of them, pure class
This beat tho
I remember listening to this when he came out on the XXL still hard lol
This is the only type of crime most rappers ever commit... at least Dicky just real enuf to say it
I once accepted the TOS without actually reading it
Who else saw the dick? No Homo though.
hell yea
Damn this my fucking theme tune!
hahahahaha
I told this girl I'm a beats at fucking but I don't know how to do it
Taking a second free sample...
People pirating this song
White crime🤷♂️
I fill up dishes of soft serve, eat it in the gas station and then fill it till it overflows, finally I purchase it.
Lil' Dicky is diabolical!
I had my yt account terminated for way less than this back in the day
This is so grew from the heart. Tell 'em Dicky!
Who else heard why you crying
One of the best songs/videos of all time ain't event playin.
Lmfao i got that same duffel bag
I love my life ironically this is mine XD.
Lil Dicky is a gangster make no mistake.
I wear white shoes the day after labor day!
I once missed missed throwing a paper ball in the trashcan in class... I didn't pick it up
Lil dicky:Looking like a nice guy till I takes your WiFi. You:you are the enemy to the people
I ate yogurt covered pretzels out of the bin when no one was looking
lil dicky clapping a coworckers cheeks
Would a song named jew crime/black crime get the same recognition ? No it would be called hate speech, dicky isnt white, hes jewish, typical jew tactics. Always playing identity politics while thier own country is an ethno state!
Stop getting so fucking offended it’s just a comedy song
im calling the fucking police
imagine make this dude angry, like really really angry
WHite CRime...
lmao the golden retriever barking behind a gate!
why is there an asian girl in here though?
I love your song
I put my dump
*On someone else toilet and flush it!*
😂 100% genius
Hard to listen to this song without laughing my ass off😂😂😂
Third verse goes hard as fuck.
Every day!!
Pullin out every single pendrive out there
Without ever clickin on the safely remove hardware
Probably cause the way I'm doing shit is critical
Okeyy iloveit
I’ll actually put my shopping cart back I’m not an asshole
Someone needs to get a instrumental to this beat frfr.
So...I'm the only snow bunny stealing extra napkins, straws, sugar packets AND those little red fucking stirrers at Dunkin?
💁💁
Eating ramen noodles on a chip
When your parents say that you can play for one hour but you make it a hour and 10 minutes
Too bad Lil Dicky is Jewish, not White
Seriously getting offended for a song? Lmao
@Tyrus_Alon_Tallon am I offended? No. I was just pointing out a fact
I tore the tag up off my mattress. White crime....
my favorite part is with the golden retrievers
The funniest thing to me is my 45 year old white collar dad loves this song and a bunch of lil d's shit.
Looking like a nice guy till i take your motherfucking wifi ...... Such a sick line
Absolute mad lad
I have to go out and about the same as thing I to do you the link below to view the attached file for your email Adonis?
140 nword
Lil dickie funny as he'll as he raps his songs no telling how many times he stops in between hiting his bong y'all know in between shows oh .
This song is the shiiiiiii, and best use of a theremin I've ever heard, so dope, but I ain't no theremin expert so who gives a shiiiii
Yeah also, most hilarious music video
at first i didnt like this song, but now i do :)
The official song of the area 51 raid
This is dope🔥
GET LIL DICKY ON HOT ONES PLEAZZZZEEE 🤚👊🙏💀☠️👻🤑🤑🤑
My girl said put the seat down so I waited till she fell in the flushed then tried to shut it ...what?...that wasn't my girlfriend and whose dog is this...better yet whose house...my ex dads 🖕