Lil Dicky - White Crime Lyrics






Lot of rappers talking that shit, not enough doing that shit
Y’know I’m sayin’? Yeah

[Verse 1:]
People acting like I ain’t a fucking criminal
Like I ain’t never doing dirt though
Probably cause the way I’m doing shit is clinical
But I’ve been putting in some work, breh
I see you looking at me cynical, stop looking at me
I ain’t fucking with your smirk ho
We’ve been doing shit, despicable
But we just keep it on a low, for example
Walk in to the movie with my pants full
Twix, bag of chips, plus a Snapple
Stealing all the shampoos, from the hotel’s pretty bathrooms
Cheating, I’ve been peekin’ in the classroom
Looking like a nice guy, ‘til I take your motherfucking Wi-Fi
And torrent every single song in my library
Then I drive by very fucking high by everybody
While my lady licking my five inch dick

[Hook:]
White crime
White crime
Yeah, we ‘bout that
Do a lot of dirt, never doubt that
Lot of rap twerps, let it shout crap
Let it make their mouth flat
When it come to burd, no, we spout facts
You 'gon learn what I’m 'bout, breh

[Verse 2:]
Doing business at the airport
Ask security, I ain’t fraught
Lot of shit up in my JanSport
Six ounce of the face wash (the limit three)
My duffle bigger than what can board
My shuffle on during take-off
Will I help in an emergency? Yeah, sure
Exit row, fingers straight crossed
Thinking Dave’s soft
But I know you see me J-walking
Piss in public, no caution
Halloween bucket? Take one, fuck you thinkin’ Dave was
Give me all your motherfucking chocolate, ho
At the stop sign, never fully stopping though
Filling water cups up, with a lot of coke
Egging homes, motherfucker, a lot of yolk
Not alone up in this motherfucker, a lot of folks, been doing…

[Hook]

[Verse 3:]
Even though the speeding limit sixty five
I’m doing seventy five without a seat belt on
And I’ve been texting, driving reckless
I was seventeen when I first tried a Guiness on the tennis team
We used to haze a lot of freshmen
Lil Dicky put a hoop up in the street
Without obtaining permission
From the city, and every Christmas day
I’m going to cinemas with single tickets to single flicks
But go to additional pictures, sorry, but your boy is malicious
And back when I was eighteen, statutory raping
This little ho, even though we was dating
And if I am taking public transportation
On the quiet train I might have a conversation
Fuck it I’m the man
Puitting trash up in some other people’s cans though
At the work fridge, stealing can coke
And up at the holiday party, I’m grinding colleagues on the dance floor
Dick been rubbing against their assholes, say it’s not…

[Hook]





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  1. M.... S....

    l vove yuo

  2. M.... S....

    😍😍😍😍😍😛😘

  3. N.... B....

    This is dumb. Talk about culture appropriations. Lol

  4. R.... D....

    Saying the n word




    Without n word pass...

  5. 7.... ....

    Watch at 1.25 speed completely changes the dynamic of the song

    7.... ....

    Correct

  6. D.... S....

    Forever I swear I thought he said why you cryin not white crime

  7. n.... ....

    This song goes harder than it’s acknowledged

  8. S.... S....

    Dicky be the type to dismiss the alarm clock

  9. C.... H....

    I used winrar for years without buying it

  10. s.... d....

    lil dicky, is not white, he is jewish. i wonder what jewish crime is. maybe he should write a song about that.

  11. R.... 6....

    Bumpin that bass really loud in the neighborhood, got ma windows rolled down so dey can hear it good.....

  12. A.... F....

    Brother want this from you more

  13. C.... R....

    This song is a jewish crime..

  14. T.... ....

    I was like this until I turned 28. Now I sit in an apartment doing nothing because I haven't tried to make music.

  15. m.... p....

    age risrtcticd

  16. H.... W....

    So is everything in complete darkness except the light on Lil Dicky?

  17. M.... H....

    Dickie would add your car as a kid wait for you to come out and see it and then offer to clean it up for $10

  18. S.... S....

    He’s not even white

  19. D.... ....

    Imagine bragging about raping your girlfriend? Canceled.

  20. R.... M....

    Never a more true video made of white people’s nefarious sides.

  21. E.... ....

    Dickeys tone deafness to his own racism is fascinating

  22. a.... m....

    My dad told me to become an IT engineer, I became mechanical engineer. #BrownCrime

  23. k.... m....

    The best rapper Black !!!!

  24. E.... ....

    Mannn, even the shadow are white!
    hahaha

  25. S.... S....

    Ya know those "take 1" bowls on Halloween?







    *I TAKE 2*

  26. M.... L....

    A true lyricist, and to a dope beat. FAF too.

  27. S.... N....

    Girl 3:29

  28. L.... R....

    At 3:02 that chick look so fuckin hot

  29. A.... M....

    What's the cure for hep c?

  30. C.... W....

    Kid: turns 18

  31. w.... ....

    Lil Dicky - White Crime - Lyrics

    [Intro]
    Lot of rappers talking that shit, not enough doing that shit
    You know what I'm saying?

    [Verse 1]
    Yeah, people acting like I ain't a fucking criminal (aight bruh)
    Like I ain't never doing dirt though
    Prolly ‘cause the way I'm doing shit is clinical
    Yeah
    But I've been putting in some work, brah
    I see you looking at me cynical (stop looking at me)
    I ain’t fucking with your smirk, hoe (it's condescending)
    We been doing shit despicable (no sleep)
    But we just keep it on the low, for example
    Walk in to the movie with my pants full
    Twix, bag of chips, plus a snapple
    Stealing all the shampoos from the hotel's pretty bathrooms
    Cheating, I've been peeking in the classroom
    Looking like a nice guy, till I take your motherfucking Wi-Fi
    And torrent every single song in my library
    Then I drive while very fucking high by everybody
    While my lady licking my five-inch dick

    [Hook]
    White crime (white crime)
    White crime (white crime)
    Yeah, we 'bout that, do a lot of dirt, never doubt that
    Lotta rap twerps love to shout crap
    Love to make they mouth flap
    When it come to Burd, know he spout facts
    You gon’ learn what I'm 'bout, brah

    [Verse 2]
    Doing business at the airport (I travel a lot for work)
    At security, I ain't fraught
    Lot of shit up in my JanSport
    Six ounce of the face wash (the limit three)
    My duffle bigger then what can board (That’s a big ass bag)
    My shuffle on during take off (she don’t know)
    Will I help in an emergency? Yeah, sure
    Exit row, fingers straight crossed
    Thinking Dave's soft but I know you see me jaywalking
    Piss in public, no caution
    Halloween bucket, take one, fuck you thinking Dave was?
    Give me all your motherfucking chocolate, ho
    (Fuck you gonna do)
    At the stop sign, never fully stopping though
    Filling water cups up with a lot of Coke
    Egging homes, motherfucker, a lot of yolk
    Not alone up in this motherfucker, a lot of folks, been doing...

    [Hook]
    White crime (white crime)
    White crime (white crime)
    Yeah, we 'bout that, do a lot of dirt, never doubt that
    Lotta rap twerps love to shout crap
    Love to make they mouth flap
    When it come to Burd, know he spout facts
    You gon’ learn what I'm 'bout, brah

    [Verse 3]
    Even though the speeding limit sixty-five
    I'm doing seventy-five without a seat belt on
    And I've been texting, driving reckless
    I was seventeen when I first tried a Guinness, on the tennis team
    We used to haze a lot of freshmen
    Lil Dicky put a hoop up in the street
    Without obtaining permission
    From the city and every Christmas day
    I'm going to cinemas with single tickets to single flicks
    But go to additional pictures, sorry, but your boy is malicious
    And back when I was eighteen, statutory raping
    This little hoe, even though we was dating
    And if I am taking public transportation
    On the quiet train I might have a conversation
    Fuck it I'm the man, putting trash up in some other people’s cans though
    At the work fridge, stealing can Coke
    And up at the holiday party, I'm grinding colleagues on the dance floor
    Dick been rubbing against their assholes, say it's not...

    [Hook]
    White crime (white crime)
    White crime (white crime)
    Yeah, we 'bout that, do a lot of dirt, never doubt that
    Lotta rap twerps love to shout crap
    Love to make they mouth flap
    When it come to Burd, know he spout facts
    You gon’ learn what I'm 'bout, brah

  32. C.... M....

    LOVE HOSE THE SEX BIBUM HAFIT

  33. S.... V....

    I didnt know lol dicky was like that

  34. V.... B....

    I love how this is hilarious yet also makes a poignant social point

  35. r.... c....

    i can ride a horse to the beat wow !

  36. m.... T....

    The guy is so intelligent that's what is so good he can say words not may rappers would use because he knows the meaning of them, pure class

  37. B.... g....

    This beat tho

  38. T.... ....

    I remember listening to this when he came out on the XXL still hard lol

  39. A.... M....

    This is the only type of crime most rappers ever commit... at least Dicky just real enuf to say it

  40. F.... ....

    I once accepted the TOS without actually reading it

  41. W.... B....

    Who else saw the dick? No Homo though.

  42. R.... S....

    hell yea

  43. P.... ....

    Damn this my fucking theme tune!

  44. a.... e....

    hahahahaha

  45. L.... N....

    I told this girl I'm a beats at fucking but I don't know how to do it

  46. B.... Y....

    Taking a second free sample...

  47. B.... Y....

    People pirating this song
    White crime🤷‍♂️

  48. B.... Y....

    I fill up dishes of soft serve, eat it in the gas station and then fill it till it overflows, finally I purchase it.

  49. r.... b....

    Lil' Dicky is diabolical!

  50. I.... ....

    I had my yt account terminated for way less than this back in the day

  51. J.... J....

    This is so grew from the heart. Tell 'em Dicky!

  52. W.... M....

    Who else heard why you crying

  53. D.... K....

    One of the best songs/videos of all time ain't event playin.

  54. N.... W....

    Lmfao i got that same duffel bag

  55. B.... ....

    I love my life ironically this is mine XD.

  56. S.... S....

    Lil Dicky is a gangster make no mistake.

  57. M.... W....

    I wear white shoes the day after labor day!

  58. h.... y....

    I once missed missed throwing a paper ball in the trashcan in class... I didn't pick it up

  59. T.... A....

    Lil dicky:Looking like a nice guy till I takes your WiFi. You:you are the enemy to the people

  60. P.... ....

    I ate yogurt covered pretzels out of the bin when no one was looking

  61. N.... 0....

    lil dicky clapping a coworckers cheeks

  62. J.... T....

    Would a song named jew crime/black crime get the same recognition ? No it would be called hate speech, dicky isnt white, hes jewish, typical jew tactics. Always playing identity politics while thier own country is an ethno state!

    J.... T....

    Stop getting so fucking offended it’s just a comedy song

  63. f.... f....

    im calling the fucking police

  64. A.... T....

    imagine make this dude angry, like really really angry

  65. M.... M....

    WHite CRime...

  66. N.... P....

    lmao the golden retriever barking behind a gate!

  67. N.... P....

    why is there an asian girl in here though?

  68. S.... F....

    I love your song

  69. L.... ....

    I put my dump






    *On someone else toilet and flush it!*

  70. m.... T....

    😂 100% genius

  71. j.... G....

    Hard to listen to this song without laughing my ass off😂😂😂

  72. C.... B....

    Third verse goes hard as fuck.

  73. C.... R....

    Every day!!

  74. P.... R....

    Pullin out every single pendrive out there
    Without ever clickin on the safely remove hardware

  75. P.... H....

    Probably cause the way I'm doing shit is critical

  76. E.... B....

    Okeyy iloveit

  77. K.... C....

    I’ll actually put my shopping cart back I’m not an asshole

  78. G.... P....

    Someone needs to get a instrumental to this beat frfr.

  79. K.... M....

    So...I'm the only snow bunny stealing extra napkins, straws, sugar packets AND those little red fucking stirrers at Dunkin?
    💁💁

  80. V.... H....

    Eating ramen noodles on a chip

  81. G.... P....

    When your parents say that you can play for one hour but you make it a hour and 10 minutes

  82. C.... B....

    Too bad Lil Dicky is Jewish, not White

    C.... B....

    Seriously getting offended for a song? Lmao

    C.... B....

    @Tyrus_Alon_Tallon am I offended? No. I was just pointing out a fact

  83. T.... H....

    I tore the tag up off my mattress. White crime....

  84. B.... B....

    my favorite part is with the golden retrievers

  85. p.... k....

    The funniest thing to me is my 45 year old white collar dad loves this song and a bunch of lil d's shit.

  86. b.... ....

    Looking like a nice guy till i take your motherfucking wifi ...... Such a sick line

  87. P.... G....

    Absolute mad lad

  88. D.... J....

    I have to go out and about the same as thing I to do you the link below to view the attached file for your email Adonis?

  89. K.... E....

    140 nword

  90. S.... L....

    Lil dickie funny as he'll as he raps his songs no telling how many times he stops in between hiting his bong y'all know in between shows oh .

  91. T.... F....

    This song is the shiiiiiii, and best use of a theremin I've ever heard, so dope, but I ain't no theremin expert so who gives a shiiiii

    T.... F....

    Yeah also, most hilarious music video

  92. J.... ....

    at first i didnt like this song, but now i do :)

  93. F.... R....

    The official song of the area 51 raid

  94. S.... S....

    This is dope🔥

  95. S.... S....

    GET LIL DICKY ON HOT ONES PLEAZZZZEEE 🤚👊🙏💀☠️👻🤑🤑🤑

  96. A.... Q....

    My girl said put the seat down so I waited till she fell in the flushed then tried to shut it ...what?...that wasn't my girlfriend and whose dog is this...better yet whose house...my ex dads 🖕