Lil Dicky - Too High Lyrics
[Intro:]
Wassup, wassup y'all
L-D aka Young Dick
Had to make a track about smoking weed, man
But, I guess I made mine a little bit different is all
It's like, it's like, it's like
[Verse 1:]
Blowin something sticky word to pre-cum dicks
I'm with ma team in this bitch, and we all getting lit
I mean the weed hella loud, like a teenage chick
And we been smoking for a minute, yeah we blowin on that ganja
And the dope I'm on is bomb I'm smoking that Vietcong
Getting real high
Watching funny videos of bill nye
Tell me that this jam isn't still fly -
Bill nye theme song
Now I'm getting hungry than a muthafucka
Put some chicken nuggets in the oven at 400
Whered I put that honey mustard
Lookin all around the cupboard for that muthafucka
Until I discovered a custard, I covered with butter from last week.
How long do them thangs keep?
Guess I better ask jeeves
Go get ma computer but I'm staring at the damn screen
Damn D, you forgetting what ya task be
The puff puff pass, gotcha gassed
Now ya man is fucked...
[Chorus:]
And I was tryna get a little buzz, so I took a little puff
But I think I'm way too high
And I ain't wanna come off like a bitch, so I took another hit
But I think ma brains too fried
And yeah I'm fuckin faded but I hate it
I'm praying that I make it
Afraid I'm goin to dieeeee
I'm too blazed, it's too late
To save Dicky from this fuckin place, cause he too high
[Verse 2:]
Now I'm freakin out up in this bitch
Can't control it and ma homies passin round another spliff
So I bolted to the BR
Consulted with the mirror
Lil Dicky please step up, you pathetic
Cause the weed in you beating you
Then all a sudden I'm on the toilet beating ma penis blue
But I ain't cummin because as I'm imagining fucking something
That pretty girl I'm humping
Becoming my fuckin cousin, or mother or brother
Or some other fucking disgusting person
Ma brain is bein strange, cause I'm high as a plane
I ain't deranged, I'm just saying it's a violent strain
So I go back to the back where they packing up cigars
Dipping snacks, kicking back, staring at some Avatars
Then I flipped, took a decade and a half to make that shit
Yet they couldn't put a second and a half up in that script
How the fuck a human being wanna fuck a
Blueish green 7' 3'' tail having ass thing
Man I'm high as fuckkkk
[Chorus:]
And I was tryna get a little buzz, so I took a little puff
But I think I'm way too high
And I ain't wanna come off like a bitch, so I took another hit
But I think ma brains too fried
And yeah I'm fuckin faded but I hate it
I'm praying that I make it
Afraid I'm goin to dieeeee
I'm too blazed, it's too late
To save Dicky from this fuckin place, cause he too high
[Verse 3:]
Rock hard cock, cause I'm watching katy Perry
In her video the whole world's made of candy
Damn... I ain't even got no candy
So now at the fucking c store
Where ya man be torn than a mafucka
Peanut eminems or a twix
Can't commit, so I count the benefits on ma hands
Goddamn now I'm weary of the man - yeah the cashier
Homeland, Nazir!
S-s-s-so damn tweaked I can't even cross the mothafuckin street
Gotta wait until that muthafucka's green
Now I'm back up at the crib, and I'm laughin at giraffes long necks
Gotta shit, but the path to the bathroom is complex
Crafted a long text, took about an hour
Took a scary shower, now I'm sitting naked on the ground
Man I'm fucked up. I'm bout to call ma mom up and tell her what's up.
This sucks I'm high as fuck.
[Chorus:]
And I was tryna get a little buzz, so I took a little puff
But I think I'm way too high
And I ain't wanna come off like a bitch, so I took another hit
But I think ma brains too fried
And yeah I'm fuckin faded but I hate it
I'm praying that I make it
Afraid I'm goin to dieeeee
I'm too blazed, it's too late
To save Dicky from this fuckin place, cause he too high
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Lil Dicky Too High Comments
Song is funnier when you are high.
Nothing better than tryna decide how much food you want whilst staring at your bong wanting another hit
Did anyone realize that this is xxxtentacions beat😂😂
forever one of the dopest fucking beats idc idc
That Mac Miller joke didn’t age well
Trash asf
STALIIINNNN!!!
He used xxxtentcion beat
I left my dog at the store today ☺️
*Xxxtentacion copyright* smh
I feel high just watching and listening to this.
Sounds like an xxxtentacion beat
[Intro:]
Wassup, wassup y'all
L-D aka Young Dick
Had to make a track about smoking weed, man
Every rapper got a track about smoking weed so I didn't really have a choice
But, I guess I made mine a little bit different is all
It's like, it's like, it's like
[Verse 1:]
Blowin something sticky word to pre-cum dicks
I'm with ma team in this bitch, and we all getting lit
I mean the weed hella loud, like a teenage chick
And we been smoking for a minute, yeah we blowin on that ganja
And now I'm huffin and puffin, I'm choking on that bong
And the dope I'm on is bomb I'm smoking that Vietcong
Getting real high
Watching funny videos of bill nye
Tell me that this jam isn't still fly -
Bill nye theme song
Now I'm getting hungry than a muthafucka
Put some chicken nuggets in the oven at 400
Whered I put that honey mustard
Lookin all around the cupboard for that muthafucka
Until I discovered a custard, I covered with butter from last week.
How long do them thangs keep?
Guess I better ask jeeves
Go get ma computer but I'm staring at the damn screen
Damn D, you forgetting what ya task be
The puff puff pass, gotcha gassed
Now ya man is fucked...
[Chorus:]
And I was tryna get a little buzz, so I took a little puff
But I think I'm way too high
And I ain't wanna come off like a bitch, so I took another hit
But I think ma brains too fried
And yeah I'm fuckin faded but I hate it
I'm praying that I make it
Afraid I'm goin to dieeeee
I'm too blazed, it's too late
To save Dicky from this fuckin place, cause he too high
[Verse 2:]
Now I'm freakin out up in this bitch
Can't control it and ma homies passin round another spliff
So I bolted to the BR
Consulted with the mirror
Lil Dicky please step up, you pathetic
Cause the weed in you beating you
Then all a sudden I'm on the toilet beating ma penis blue
But I ain't cummin because as I'm imagining fucking something
That pretty girl I'm humping
Becoming my fuckin cousin, or mother or brother
Or some other fucking disgusting person
Ma brain is bein strange, cause I'm high as a plane
I ain't deranged, I'm just saying it's a violent strain
So I go back to the back where they packing up cigars
Dipping snacks, kicking back, staring at some Avatars
Then I flipped, took a decade and a half to make that shit
Yet they couldn't put a second and a half up in that script
How the fuck a human being wanna fuck a
Blueish green 7' 3'' tail having ass thing
Man I'm high as fuckkkk
[Chorus:]
And I was tryna get a little buzz, so I took a little puff
But I think I'm way too high
And I ain't wanna come off like a bitch, so I took another hit
But I think ma brains too fried
And yeah I'm fuckin faded but I hate it
I'm praying that I make it
Afraid I'm goin to dieeeee
I'm too blazed, it's too late
To save Dicky from this fuckin place, cause he too high
[Verse 3:]
Rock hard cock, cause I'm watching katy Perry
In her video the whole world's made of candy
Damn... I ain't even got no candy
So now at the fucking c store
Where ya man be torn than a mafucka
Peanut eminems or a twix
Can't commit, so I count the benefits on ma hands
Goddamn now I'm weary of the man - yeah the cashier
Homeland, Nazir!
S-s-s-so damn tweaked I can't even cross the mothafuckin street
Gotta wait until that muthafucka's green
Now I'm back up at the crib, and I'm laughin at giraffes long necks
Gotta shit, but the path to the bathroom is complex
Crafted a long text, took about an hour
Took a scary shower, now I'm sitting naked on the ground
Man I'm fucked up. I'm bout to call ma mom up and tell her what's up.
This sucks I'm high as fuck.
[Chorus:]
And I was tryna get a little buzz, so I took a little puff
But I think I'm way too high
And I ain't wanna come off like a bitch, so I took another hit
But I think ma brains too fried
And yeah I'm fuckin faded but I hate it
I'm praying that I make it
Afraid I'm goin to dieeeee
I'm too blazed, it's too late
To save Dicky from this fuckin place, cause he too high
2:28 is that Mac Miller?
Lol this is also what disassociation and partial seizures are like.
3:05,dudes eye got fried.
I remember this beat on something else another song.... hmmm anyone know ??
It almost sounds like xxxtentacion: look at me why people steal from X is not fair 😭
look at the date and both of them stole the beat
He used it years before X did lmao
Doesn't matter X is the best and it will be always
Dude needs to chill and breath, drink some water or something.
The x beat tho?
when i heard it first time i thought he is black . what a surprise
Reading comments. It's as if none of you ever heard of Cheech & Chong.
ive been so high i woke up next morning and forgot where i put the zip
I woulda been freakin tf out
@Charles Basco right XD
Is this one of xxx beats
Did the nuggets burn while playing this song?
i'm in love with the CoCo
Look at me fuck on me. Xxxtentacion on dis bihh ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️
why is this song not famous .. promote it again..most honest weed song
내가그렸잖아 띵작
태양그림에선글라스낀거난데 ㅋㅋㅋ 졸라맨
Orang indo adakah
hahaha i had the best 😂😂😂😂😂😂. Dope vid
Once I was so high I forgot I was having dinner and ended up showering while eating cereal
This is me everyday without weed 😂
Why did he diss Mac Miller tho (3:24-3:30)
I took a hit every time they did and ohmygod im so baked
"I'm bout to call my mom up and tell her whats up" That's the cold hard truth. getting so high you gotta call ur ma just to ground urself.
Xxxtentacions beat is way better
A while ago I got so high I experienced an existential crisis.
https://youtu.be/pk-O8iPzxfI
This is how I feel rn 😂😭
Check out
Mala - Changes
Original beat
I was so high that I broke into someones house and put in a security alarm
rock hard cock cause im watching katy perry
"I came when they changed positions. Like when they were changing positions" this is literally the most relative line here
Anyone knows of this on spotify
ONG watching this high is fkin wit meeeeeee
And you said we need to save the earth
Wot happened to that
When you get high then literally get up and do dishes😂
Light weight
Tommille
*Best Jew Ever!!!*
Look at me!!!!
2020?
bruh ive gotten so high that i was looking for my phone while i was talking to my dad on the phone at the same time thinking if i should cook my own cum on the stove
Funny af
No one can get mad at Lil Dick for calling Mac Miller a fuckin disgustin person. RIP but he was hard on the eyes when he first came up
The first time I smoked weed, I was up in my friend's fort and I took a huge hit from the bong and almost coughed up a fucking lung.
The only people liking this video smoking rock not bud, this song sucks.
A fucking mustafi. Ala is ashame
Once I got high and I didn't know that i had a doctors appointment in an hour and then the entire time I was worried the doctor would figure me out.
2:27 aged so badly
Why he flaming Mac like that
Hey y'all
Damn he stole xxxtentacions beat
No x stole this, I didn't read the date this was made because, I WAS TOO HIGH
Blazing Bishop not he stoll his
@Offical Stallion oh, I didn't read the date this was published, I was too high
I aint been that high in a long timeeeee. Im bout to stop smokin cause i need a jooooob. But then im picking back the habit. and getting high as dicky. Im not little bitty, like he is. im an extra medium thats kind of laaaarge.
Is this a call to xxxtantacion becuas the same backround sample from look at me
Look at me 2016 , too high 2013 ...Ps : LLJ
@AL3X 04 thanks
I want to be so high tonight that when I’m at work, I don’t feel like I’m at work
i was soo high i fort my cat was ma girl friend and know my dick hurts
I was so high one time I was hitting shii that wasn't moving and I was like on crip this on crip tht and I felt like fighting and the room was spinni and I felt like I was tall asf
How is no one mentioning the custard he covered with butter? Is this standard practice anywhere?
Got so drifted off while doing laundrey and ich had to take a piss. Instead dumped the whole load into the toilet lol
lil dicky no offence (alongside and other than cooking) u could've had a bar about helping people or just sharing some good great n excellent life messages n knowledge (im still a fan but i think u can get a little tiny winy bit better on this song) like the save the environment song, that was a strong life message of community n unity n sustainability
ur flow was excellent though 11/10 just think life lessons content could be added (no offence seeking to better u n the community of music )
Bro Its legit a song about weed, what "inspirational message" could he put in there to make this perfect song any better?
Love dicky and Mac bro
i have never heard a song so accurate in my life.
I'll make my contribution, went from living room to the kitchen for a drink (literally walk out one door and the kitchen is there straight away to the right) and ended up standing in the kitchen for a good 2 or 3 mins blank wondering how I even got there 😂😂😂
I was so high i thought this song was LOOK AT ME
Xxxtentation copy this beat ..🙂
The beat sounds like Look at me by X
lmfao, I haven't been this high in years, thank god my tolerance is too high for that shit. xD
Ive heard that sample somewhere before cant think of where thought
This was true when I first started smoking and when I first smoke that good shit but now I learn all you gotta do is just chill out and vibe with your homie
Fuck I remember when this song first came out. I was fucking high af and my homeboy through it on. I fucking love this shit.
I was fucked up high the other night i forgot I had a class
Sounds like look @ me xxxtentacion
This video kinda makes sense when you’re high
RIP guy in stripe jacket 3:05
look at me
I bet hes like dame
I’ve been so high I made separate trips to the fridge for every ingredient in a sandwich. Took me 45 minutes to make a turkey sandwich with mayo, mustard, and LTO.
😁💚😁💚
i got high and went to a club meeting and became president. Try to avoid getting more responsibilities when ur high
Wtff💯💯💯🔥💥😂😂😂
You know your high when........shit I forgot
I started lisen Dicky on 1.25 speed and can't stop help...
This just gave me flashbacks.. that's y I don't fuck with tincher anymore. It sucks when your uncomfortably too high
Remember when Lil Dicky made music. Pepperidge Farm remembers
Some say I t sounds like look at me!
Look at me! Sounds like this
This reminds me that Xxx Tentac😔N
But did the chicken nuggets burn tho?