Lil Dicky - Too High Lyrics






[Intro:]
Wassup, wassup y'all
L-D aka Young Dick

Had to make a track about smoking weed, man
Every rapper got a track about smoking weed so I didn't really have a choice
But, I guess I made mine a little bit different is all

It's like, it's like, it's like

[Verse 1:]
Blowin something sticky word to pre-cum dicks
I'm with ma team in this bitch, and we all getting lit
I mean the weed hella loud, like a teenage chick
And we been smoking for a minute, yeah we blowin on that ganja

And now I'm huffin and puffin, I'm choking on that bong
And the dope I'm on is bomb I'm smoking that Vietcong

Getting real high
Watching funny videos of bill nye
Tell me that this jam isn't still fly -

Bill nye theme song

Now I'm getting hungry than a muthafucka
Put some chicken nuggets in the oven at 400
Whered I put that honey mustard
Lookin all around the cupboard for that muthafucka
Until I discovered a custard, I covered with butter from last week.

How long do them thangs keep?
Guess I better ask jeeves
Go get ma computer but I'm staring at the damn screen

Damn D, you forgetting what ya task be
The puff puff pass, gotcha gassed
Now ya man is fucked...

[Chorus:]
And I was tryna get a little buzz, so I took a little puff
But I think I'm way too high

And I ain't wanna come off like a bitch, so I took another hit
But I think ma brains too fried

And yeah I'm fuckin faded but I hate it
I'm praying that I make it
Afraid I'm goin to dieeeee

I'm too blazed, it's too late
To save Dicky from this fuckin place, cause he too high

[Verse 2:]
Now I'm freakin out up in this bitch
Can't control it and ma homies passin round another spliff
So I bolted to the BR
Consulted with the mirror

Lil Dicky please step up, you pathetic
Cause the weed in you beating you
Then all a sudden I'm on the toilet beating ma penis blue
But I ain't cummin because as I'm imagining fucking something

That pretty girl I'm humping
Becoming my fuckin cousin, or mother or brother
Or some other fucking disgusting person

Ma brain is bein strange, cause I'm high as a plane
I ain't deranged, I'm just saying it's a violent strain
So I go back to the back where they packing up cigars
Dipping snacks, kicking back, staring at some Avatars

Then I flipped, took a decade and a half to make that shit
Yet they couldn't put a second and a half up in that script

How the fuck a human being wanna fuck a
Blueish green 7' 3'' tail having ass thing
Man I'm high as fuckkkk

[Chorus:]
And I was tryna get a little buzz, so I took a little puff
But I think I'm way too high

And I ain't wanna come off like a bitch, so I took another hit
But I think ma brains too fried

And yeah I'm fuckin faded but I hate it
I'm praying that I make it
Afraid I'm goin to dieeeee

I'm too blazed, it's too late
To save Dicky from this fuckin place, cause he too high

[Verse 3:]
Rock hard cock, cause I'm watching katy Perry
In her video the whole world's made of candy

Damn... I ain't even got no candy
So now at the fucking c store

Where ya man be torn than a mafucka
Peanut eminems or a twix
Can't commit, so I count the benefits on ma hands

Goddamn now I'm weary of the man - yeah the cashier
Homeland, Nazir!

S-s-s-so damn tweaked I can't even cross the mothafuckin street
Gotta wait until that muthafucka's green

Now I'm back up at the crib, and I'm laughin at giraffes long necks
Gotta shit, but the path to the bathroom is complex
Crafted a long text, took about an hour
Took a scary shower, now I'm sitting naked on the ground

Man I'm fucked up. I'm bout to call ma mom up and tell her what's up.
This sucks I'm high as fuck.

[Chorus:]
And I was tryna get a little buzz, so I took a little puff
But I think I'm way too high

And I ain't wanna come off like a bitch, so I took another hit
But I think ma brains too fried

And yeah I'm fuckin faded but I hate it
I'm praying that I make it
Afraid I'm goin to dieeeee

I'm too blazed, it's too late
To save Dicky from this fuckin place, cause he too high





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  1. O.... B....

    Song is funnier when you are high.

  2. m.... p....

    Nothing better than tryna decide how much food you want whilst staring at your bong wanting another hit

  3. J.... T....

    Did anyone realize that this is xxxtentacions beat😂😂

  4. L.... ....

    forever one of the dopest fucking beats idc idc

  5. X.... ....

    That Mac Miller joke didn’t age well

  6. a.... ....

    Trash asf

  7. A.... F....

    STALIIINNNN!!!

  8. T.... R....

    He used xxxtentcion beat

  9. C.... E....

    I left my dog at the store today ☺️

  10. p.... v....

    *Xxxtentacion copyright* smh

  11. A.... X....

    I feel high just watching and listening to this.

  12. J.... C....

    Sounds like an xxxtentacion beat

  13. N.... K....

    [Intro:]
    Wassup, wassup y'all
    L-D aka Young Dick

    Had to make a track about smoking weed, man
    Every rapper got a track about smoking weed so I didn't really have a choice
    But, I guess I made mine a little bit different is all

    It's like, it's like, it's like

    [Verse 1:]
    Blowin something sticky word to pre-cum dicks
    I'm with ma team in this bitch, and we all getting lit
    I mean the weed hella loud, like a teenage chick
    And we been smoking for a minute, yeah we blowin on that ganja

    And now I'm huffin and puffin, I'm choking on that bong
    And the dope I'm on is bomb I'm smoking that Vietcong

    Getting real high
    Watching funny videos of bill nye
    Tell me that this jam isn't still fly -

    Bill nye theme song

    Now I'm getting hungry than a muthafucka
    Put some chicken nuggets in the oven at 400
    Whered I put that honey mustard
    Lookin all around the cupboard for that muthafucka
    Until I discovered a custard, I covered with butter from last week.

    How long do them thangs keep?
    Guess I better ask jeeves
    Go get ma computer but I'm staring at the damn screen

    Damn D, you forgetting what ya task be
    The puff puff pass, gotcha gassed
    Now ya man is fucked...

    [Chorus:]
    And I was tryna get a little buzz, so I took a little puff
    But I think I'm way too high

    And I ain't wanna come off like a bitch, so I took another hit
    But I think ma brains too fried

    And yeah I'm fuckin faded but I hate it
    I'm praying that I make it
    Afraid I'm goin to dieeeee

    I'm too blazed, it's too late
    To save Dicky from this fuckin place, cause he too high

    [Verse 2:]
    Now I'm freakin out up in this bitch
    Can't control it and ma homies passin round another spliff
    So I bolted to the BR
    Consulted with the mirror

    Lil Dicky please step up, you pathetic
    Cause the weed in you beating you
    Then all a sudden I'm on the toilet beating ma penis blue
    But I ain't cummin because as I'm imagining fucking something

    That pretty girl I'm humping
    Becoming my fuckin cousin, or mother or brother
    Or some other fucking disgusting person

    Ma brain is bein strange, cause I'm high as a plane
    I ain't deranged, I'm just saying it's a violent strain
    So I go back to the back where they packing up cigars
    Dipping snacks, kicking back, staring at some Avatars

    Then I flipped, took a decade and a half to make that shit
    Yet they couldn't put a second and a half up in that script

    How the fuck a human being wanna fuck a
    Blueish green 7' 3'' tail having ass thing
    Man I'm high as fuckkkk

    [Chorus:]
    And I was tryna get a little buzz, so I took a little puff
    But I think I'm way too high

    And I ain't wanna come off like a bitch, so I took another hit
    But I think ma brains too fried

    And yeah I'm fuckin faded but I hate it
    I'm praying that I make it
    Afraid I'm goin to dieeeee

    I'm too blazed, it's too late
    To save Dicky from this fuckin place, cause he too high

    [Verse 3:]
    Rock hard cock, cause I'm watching katy Perry
    In her video the whole world's made of candy

    Damn... I ain't even got no candy
    So now at the fucking c store

    Where ya man be torn than a mafucka
    Peanut eminems or a twix
    Can't commit, so I count the benefits on ma hands

    Goddamn now I'm weary of the man - yeah the cashier
    Homeland, Nazir!

    S-s-s-so damn tweaked I can't even cross the mothafuckin street
    Gotta wait until that muthafucka's green

    Now I'm back up at the crib, and I'm laughin at giraffes long necks
    Gotta shit, but the path to the bathroom is complex
    Crafted a long text, took about an hour
    Took a scary shower, now I'm sitting naked on the ground

    Man I'm fucked up. I'm bout to call ma mom up and tell her what's up.
    This sucks I'm high as fuck.

    [Chorus:]
    And I was tryna get a little buzz, so I took a little puff
    But I think I'm way too high

    And I ain't wanna come off like a bitch, so I took another hit
    But I think ma brains too fried

    And yeah I'm fuckin faded but I hate it
    I'm praying that I make it
    Afraid I'm goin to dieeeee

    I'm too blazed, it's too late
    To save Dicky from this fuckin place, cause he too high

  14. D.... P....

    2:28 is that Mac Miller?

  15. N.... B....

    Lol this is also what disassociation and partial seizures are like.

  16. t.... s....

    3:05,dudes eye got fried.

  17. N.... H....

    I remember this beat on something else another song.... hmmm anyone know ??

  18. M.... G....

    It almost sounds like xxxtentacion: look at me why people steal from X is not fair 😭

    M.... G....

    look at the date and both of them stole the beat

    M.... G....

    He used it years before X did lmao

    M.... G....

    Doesn't matter X is the best and it will be always

  19. R.... v....

    Dude needs to chill and breath, drink some water or something.

  20. W.... S....

    The x beat tho?

  21. N.... D....

    when i heard it first time i thought he is black . what a surprise

  22. C.... 3....

    Reading comments. It's as if none of you ever heard of Cheech & Chong.

  23. A.... M....

    ive been so high i woke up next morning and forgot where i put the zip

    A.... M....

    I woulda been freakin tf out

    A.... M....

    @Charles Basco right XD

  24. F.... F....

    Is this one of xxx beats

  25. B.... C....

    Did the nuggets burn while playing this song?

  26. p.... K....

    i'm in love with the CoCo

  27. B.... E....

    Look at me fuck on me. Xxxtentacion on dis bihh ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️

  28. Y.... A....

    why is this song not famous .. promote it again..most honest weed song

  29. �.... ....

    내가그렸잖아 띵작

  30. �.... ....

    태양그림에선글라스낀거난데 ㅋㅋㅋ 졸라맨

  31. N.... Q....

    Orang indo adakah

  32. E.... ....

    hahaha i had the best 😂😂😂😂😂😂. Dope vid

  33. A.... L....

    Once I was so high I forgot I was having dinner and ended up showering while eating cereal

  34. D.... G....

    This is me everyday without weed 😂

  35. C.... !....

    Why did he diss Mac Miller tho (3:24-3:30)

  36. F.... T....

    I took a hit every time they did and ohmygod im so baked

  37. C.... H....

    "I'm bout to call my mom up and tell her whats up" That's the cold hard truth. getting so high you gotta call ur ma just to ground urself.

  38. J.... G....

    Xxxtentacions beat is way better

  39. c.... ....

    A while ago I got so high I experienced an existential crisis.

  40. M.... M....

    https://youtu.be/pk-O8iPzxfI

  41. T.... C....

    This is how I feel rn 😂😭

  42. K.... F....

    Check out
    Mala - Changes
    Original beat

  43. a.... b....

    I was so high that I broke into someones house and put in a security alarm

  44. P.... B....

    rock hard cock cause im watching katy perry

  45. P.... F....

    "I came when they changed positions. Like when they were changing positions" this is literally the most relative line here

  46. F.... H....

    Anyone knows of this on spotify

  47. M.... F....

    ONG watching this high is fkin wit meeeeeee

  48. N.... 2....

    And you said we need to save the earth


    Wot happened to that

  49. K.... B....

    When you get high then literally get up and do dishes😂

  50. i.... ....

    Light weight

  51. T.... H....

    Tommille

  52. A.... S....

    *Best Jew Ever!!!*

  53. A.... T....

    Look at me!!!!






    2020?

  54. l.... ....

    bruh ive gotten so high that i was looking for my phone while i was talking to my dad on the phone at the same time thinking if i should cook my own cum on the stove

  55. b.... d....

    Funny af

  56. u.... ....

    No one can get mad at Lil Dick for calling Mac Miller a fuckin disgustin person. RIP but he was hard on the eyes when he first came up

  57. Z.... B....

    The first time I smoked weed, I was up in my friend's fort and I took a huge hit from the bong and almost coughed up a fucking lung.

  58. S.... W....

    The only people liking this video smoking rock not bud, this song sucks.

  59. x.... y....

    A fucking mustafi. Ala is ashame

  60. J.... L....

    Once I got high and I didn't know that i had a doctors appointment in an hour and then the entire time I was worried the doctor would figure me out.

  61. m.... ....

    2:27 aged so badly

  62. Z.... P....

    Why he flaming Mac like that

  63. J.... A....

    Hey y'all

  64. B.... B....

    Damn he stole xxxtentacions beat


    No x stole this, I didn't read the date this was made because, I WAS TOO HIGH

    B.... B....

    Blazing Bishop not he stoll his

    B.... B....

    @Offical Stallion oh, I didn't read the date this was published, I was too high

  65. R.... G....

    I aint been that high in a long timeeeee. Im bout to stop smokin cause i need a jooooob. But then im picking back the habit. and getting high as dicky. Im not little bitty, like he is. im an extra medium thats kind of laaaarge.

  66. T.... -....

    Is this a call to xxxtantacion becuas the same backround sample from look at me

    T.... -....

    Look at me 2016 , too high 2013 ...Ps : LLJ

    T.... -....

    @AL3X 04 thanks

  67. i.... ....

    I want to be so high tonight that when I’m at work, I don’t feel like I’m at work

  68. F.... B....

    i was soo high i fort my cat was ma girl friend and know my dick hurts

  69. E.... W....

    I was so high one time I was hitting shii that wasn't moving and I was like on crip this on crip tht and I felt like fighting and the room was spinni and I felt like I was tall asf

  70. K.... G....

    How is no one mentioning the custard he covered with butter? Is this standard practice anywhere?

  71. P.... B....

    Got so drifted off while doing laundrey and ich had to take a piss. Instead dumped the whole load into the toilet lol

  72. A.... M....

    lil dicky no offence (alongside and other than cooking) u could've had a bar about helping people or just sharing some good great n excellent life messages n knowledge (im still a fan but i think u can get a little tiny winy bit better on this song) like the save the environment song, that was a strong life message of community n unity n sustainability

    ur flow was excellent though 11/10 just think life lessons content could be added (no offence seeking to better u n the community of music )

    A.... M....

    Bro Its legit a song about weed, what "inspirational message" could he put in there to make this perfect song any better?

  73. C.... B....

    Love dicky and Mac bro

  74. D.... P....

    i have never heard a song so accurate in my life.

  75. F.... ....

    I'll make my contribution, went from living room to the kitchen for a drink (literally walk out one door and the kitchen is there straight away to the right) and ended up standing in the kitchen for a good 2 or 3 mins blank wondering how I even got there 😂😂😂

  76. �.... ....

    I was so high i thought this song was LOOK AT ME

  77. s.... s....

    Xxxtentation copy this beat ..🙂

  78. L.... P....

    The beat sounds like Look at me by X

  79. k.... ....

    lmfao, I haven't been this high in years, thank god my tolerance is too high for that shit. xD

  80. F.... R....

    Ive heard that sample somewhere before cant think of where thought

  81. x.... U....

    This was true when I first started smoking and when I first smoke that good shit but now I learn all you gotta do is just chill out and vibe with your homie

  82. i.... 8....

    Fuck I remember when this song first came out. I was fucking high af and my homeboy through it on. I fucking love this shit.

  83. K.... P....

    I was fucked up high the other night i forgot I had a class

  84. M.... G....

    Sounds like look @ me xxxtentacion

  85. L.... J....

    This video kinda makes sense when you’re high

  86. t.... ....

    RIP guy in stripe jacket 3:05

  87. -.... A....

    look at me

  88. F.... V....

    I bet hes like dame

  89. T.... A....

    I’ve been so high I made separate trips to the fridge for every ingredient in a sandwich. Took me 45 minutes to make a turkey sandwich with mayo, mustard, and LTO.

  90. C.... D....

    😁💚😁💚

  91. Y.... R....

    i got high and went to a club meeting and became president. Try to avoid getting more responsibilities when ur high

  92. T.... C....

    Wtff💯💯💯🔥💥😂😂😂

  93. A.... s....

    You know your high when........shit I forgot

  94. R.... ....

    I started lisen Dicky on 1.25 speed and can't stop help...

  95. s.... s....

    This just gave me flashbacks.. that's y I don't fuck with tincher anymore. It sucks when your uncomfortably too high

  96. M.... M....

    Remember when Lil Dicky made music. Pepperidge Farm remembers

  97. t.... s....

    Some say I t sounds like look at me!




    Look at me! Sounds like this

  98. S.... T....

    This reminds me that Xxx Tentac😔N

  99. M.... ....

    But did the chicken nuggets burn tho?