Lil Dicky - The Antagonist Lyrics






Yeah
Ay, can y'all turn my headphones down? Significantly?
Cool, that's good
It was super loud

First of all, this shit about me
I ain't made this shit for y'all, that's the damn thing
I've been waiting pretty long to get on some shit and rip it for Dicky
So just consider this my damn theme song, baby
I've been working hella hard, though
There's people telling me I'm 'bout to be a star, bro
But when I play 'em some of this, they like nobody want the piss, Lil Dicky
You the funny kid, that's where your card go
That metaphor about my lane, if your retardo
I'm bubbling like I'm in a soda, word to Fargo
I'm tryna get the fucking fame and it's a tricky little game you gotta play
Sometimes you gotta tell your heart "No"
Here's the problem I've been having
I wanna make my favorite type of music
And the shit I like to bump is not the type I'm brewing
I be on that "Fuck the world, you motherfuckers losing" type of shit
Like all you haters, look at what the fuck I'm doing
All my favorite rappers not amusing
And I love my funny stuff, I hope it's not confusing
I'm just saying, when you doing something time consuming
Every now and then you wanna spaz
Why I didn't go with jazz, muhfucka
Get up in yo ass, muhfucka
Y'all are trash, ye ain't even know the half
I could rattle off a lot of opposition to rap game
But honestly I'm not in the position for that plane
To carry any weight, I just gotta carry on and wait
'Til a motherfucker carry all the weight
Hypothetically, though, I prolly tell you that I'm better than your every bro
I prolly tell you it's subjective, I'm more impressive
You pressing play, a form of respective
I'm guessing more or less it won't be competitive
Y'all adorable, seditive kind of rappers, so deplorably editive
Nothing's worse than when a moron's repetitive
I don't get it, how is everyone the same dude?
The rookie walking on the court like "Man, I can't lose"
They playing Dicky, everybody in the room be like "That's some shit"
Playing yo bum ass, they be like "That's some shit"
Y'all are bubbles with the rapping
Lil Dicky get it popping, you could say bubble rapping
The irony in all of this is I've been funny rapping
Yet the youngin's snapping to the point where all of y'all are funny rapping
Congratulations, y'all can write a hook
At my graduation, they was saying I could write a book
If a Rotten Tomatoes site existed for us rappers
I would be a 97, y'all would hover 'round a 64
Little Dicky spit that Pixar
Hope you seeing why I really like to spit hard
Only problem is I'm rapping at rappers
To the people that be listening, that world doesn't matter
Wanna know what the advantage of the rapper who black is?
The N-word isn't antagonist
Before you get all huff and puff about, think about it, be analyst
The fact they always use it's no accident
For example, I could be like "Go figure
I don't think I'm one to fuck with all you ho [?]"
Y'all can fill in the blank
That don't make it so you don't gotta rap it a rapper
That applies to every detractor
But even if I had a word like [?] disturbed
It's absurd but I'm looking 'round and ain't nobody verse me
I don't think a motherfucker's ever tried to hurt me
Every one I see has been supportive on this journey
Like where my haters at? I'm thirsty
I just really wanna talk my shit, be like "Y'all ain't shit"
But y'all ain't shit, like, y'all don't exist
I could talk about the people that are dicks but I feel like that's whack
That'll get old quick, Robin Williams in "Jack"
Who the fuck is my antagonist?
Is it you? Is it you?

If it's you, let me tell you something
You ain't even got a clue 'bout the shit that's coming
You don't wanna be the dude in five years like
"The fuck, I dissed that
Shit was pretty clear, how the fuck I missed that?"
You know that I ain't fucking light, bruh
I just fucked round and did this overnight, bruh
I just fucked around and quit a fucking job
where I was making triple digits then the comma got involved, dawg
This wasn't rapping or trapping
This was rapping over a big ol' fucking house with a family
Who the fuck is listening [?] but making Dicky so angry?
Is it you? Is it you?
I'm just waiting on some nonbelievers
The writing isn't on the wall, it's coming out your speakers
Anybody disagree, I'm being so facetious, homie I mean it
Forget the website, I'm the only motherfucking rap genius
Where you doubters at, I'm tryna hear it
Maybe it's the motherfuckers never paying mind to lyrics
I would dumb it down for y'all to try make it more appealing
But the ones who hang on every word think I'm kinda fearless
But even with no attention, you can kinda tell this motherfucker killing this section
You can kinda tell this motherfucker still an erection
But getting harder by the minute, just admit it, it's sexy
The funny fact about this shit, I gotta rap
about the fact I wanna rap about this shit to even rap about this shit
Nobody been sleeping on Dicky
It's only been a year and bitches been sleeping on Dicky
Nobody took over the tape with they first tape
This motherfucker hasn't struggled since the first grade
Add it up, there's no excuse to berserk, Dave
Can't debate this shit, you got to skip, you not on first tape
So what the fuck am I mad for?
What's some other shit that I could actually spaz for?
Maybe it's the fact that I've been stuck in this lab for
A hundred fucking days straight cooking up raps or
The fact this shit been taking over every thing in life
I gotta make it so I made the call to leave it all behind
That's my girl, that's my world, that's beyond being busy
Now the only one that gets to David Burd is Lil Dicky

See, I told you this about me
Go on and look up in the mirror, see with LD
Who you hate, boy?
Only care about me, said I'm straight, boy
Maybe I'm the one that gotta hit when I wanna murder shit
Y'all probably thinking "Who is David Burd?" and shit
Y'all just wanna hear some LD
But I ain't made this shit for y'all, that's the damn thing





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  1. n.... ....

    So underrated. I wish LD’s new album has this type of content

  2. B.... G....

    This is the hardest song I've ever heard, beat included.

  3. P.... L....

    Lil dicky get it poppin you can say he bubble rappin.

  4. D.... C....

    I kinda think he’s talking to himself on sum levels here

  5. R.... W....

    LD makes me so happy

  6. w.... B....

    Whoop Whoop!! Keep it wicked homie. Love yur shit. All yur music. Thanks for the real shit!

  7. T.... B....

    P Qold kk FCC xxv as o ar u bun c9

  8. A.... O....

    [Intro]
    Yeah
    Aye, can y'all turn my headphones down? Significantly?
    Cool, that's good
    It was super loud

    [Verse]
    First of all, this shit about me
    I ain't made this shit for y'all, that's the damn thing
    I been waitin' pretty long to get on some shit and rip it for Dicky
    So just consider this my damn theme song, baby
    I been working hella hard, though
    There's people telling me I'm 'bout to be a star, bro
    But when I play 'em some of this, they like nobody want the pissed Lil Dicky
    You the funny kid, that's where your card go
    That metaphor about my lane, if you're retardo
    I'm bubblin' like I'm in a soda, word to Fargo
    I'm tryna get the fuckin' fame
    And it's a tricky little game you gotta play
    Sometimes you gotta tell your heart "No"
    Here's the problem I been havin' (Uh)
    I wanna make my favorite type of music (Uh)
    And the shit I like to bump is not the type I'm brewin'
    I be on that "Fuck the world, you motherfuckers losin'" type of shit
    Like all you haters, look at what the fuck I'm doing
    All my favorite rap is not amusing
    And I love my funny stuff, I hope it's not confusing
    I'm just saying, when you doing something time consumin'
    Every now and then you wanna spazz
    Why I didn't go with jazz, muhfucka
    Get up in yo ass, muhfucka
    Y'all are trash, you ain't even know the half
    I could rattle off a lot if I position the rap game
    But honestly I'm not in the position for that claim
    To carry any weight, I just gotta carry on and wait
    'Til a motherfucker carry all the weight
    Hypothetically, though, I'd probably tell you that I'm better than you'll ever be, bro
    I probably tell you it's objective, I'm more impressive
    You pressin' play, and form a perspective
    I'm guessin' more or less it won't be competitive
    Y'all adorable, sedative kind of rap is so deplorably edited
    Nothin's worse than when a moron's repetitive
    I don't get it, how is everyone the same dude?
    The rookie walkin' on the court like, "Man, I can't lose"
    They playing Dicky, everybody in the room be like, "That's some shit"
    Play 'em yo' bum ass, they be like "That's some shit" (Bums)
    Y'all are bubbles wit' the rappin'
    Lil Dicky get it popping, you could say he bubble wrappin' (Uh)
    The irony in all of this is I been funny rappin'
    Yet the youngin snappin' to the point where all of y'all look funny rappin' (Uh)
    Congratulations, y'all can write a hook
    At my graduation, they was sayin' I could write a book
    If a Rotten Tomatoes site existed for us rappers
    I would be a 97, y'all would hover 'round a 64 (Uh)
    Little Dicky spit that Pixar
    Hope you seeing why I really like to spit hard
    Only problem is I'm rappin' to rappers
    To the people that be listenin', that world doesn't matter
    Wanna know what the advantage of the rapper who black is?
    The N-word is his antagonist
    Before you get all huff and puff about it, think about it, be analysts
    The fact they always use, it's no accident
    For example, I could be like "Go figure
    I don't think I'm one to fuck with all you ho ______"
    Y'all could fill in the blank
    But that'll make it so they don't gotta rap at a rapper
    That applies to every detractor
    But even if I had a word like it, the nerd never disturbed
    It's absurd but I'm looking 'round and ain't nobody verse me
    I don't think a mothafucka's ever tried to hurt me
    Everyone I see has been supportive on this journey
    Like where my haters at? I'm thirsty (Uh)
    I just really wanna talk my shit, be like, "Y'all ain't shit"
    But y'all ain't shit, like, y'all don't exist
    I could talk about the people that are dicks but I feel like it's whack
    That'll get old quick, Robin Williams in Jack
    Who the fuck is my antagonist?
    Is it you? Is it you? (Is it you? Is it you?)
    If it's you, let me tell you somethin'
    You ain't even got a clue 'bout the shit that's comin'
    You don't wanna be the dude in five years like
    "The fuck, I dissed that
    Shit was pretty clear, how the fuck I miss that?" (Uh)
    You know that I ain't fucking light, bruh
    I just fucked around and did this overnight, bruh
    I just fucked around and quit a fucking job
    Where I was makin' triple digits then the comma got involved, dog (Uh)
    This wasn't rappin' or trappin'
    This was rappin' or a big old fuckin' house wit' a family
    Who the fuck is listenin' that's been making Dicky so angry? (Uh)
    Is it you? Is it you?
    I'm just waitin' on some non-believers
    The writing isn't on the wall, it's comin' out your speakers (Uh)
    Anybody disagreein' being so facetious, homie I mean it
    Forget the website, I'm the only mothafuckin' rap genius (Uh)
    Where you doubters at? I'm tryna hear it
    Maybe it's the mothafuckas never paying mind to lyrics
    I would dumb it down for y'all to try make it more appealin'
    But the ones who hang on every word think I'm kinda peerless (Yeah)
    But even wit' no attention, you can kinda tell this mothafucka killin' this section
    You can kinda tell this motherfucker still an erection
    But gettin' harder by the minute, just admit it, it's sexy
    (I'm a boner)
    The funny fact about this shit, I gotta rap about the fact I wanna rap about this shit
    To even rap about this shit
    Nobody been sleepin' on Dicky
    It's only been a year and bitches been sleepin' on Dicky
    Nobody took over the game with they first tape (With they first tape)
    This mothafucka hasn't struggled since the first grade (Since the first grade)
    Add it up, there's no excuse to go berserk, Dave
    Can't debate the shit, you got to skip, you not on first take (Whoa)
    So what the fuck am I mad for?
    What's some other shit that I could actually spazz for?
    Maybe it's the fact that I been stuck in this lab for
    A hunnid fuckin' days straight cookin' up raps or
    The fact this shit been takin' over every thing in life
    I gotta make it so I made the call to leave it all behind
    That's my girl, that's my world, that's beyond bein' busy
    Now the only one that gets to David Burd is Lil Dicky

    [Outro]
    See, I told you this about me
    Go on and look up in the mirror, see without D
    Who you hate, boy?
    Only care about me, said I'm straight, boy
    Maybe I'm the one that gotta hit when I wanna murder shit
    Y'all probably thinking "Who is David Burd?" and shit
    Y'all just wanna hear some LD
    But I ain't made this shit for y'all, that's the damn thing
    [Instrumental break]

  9. E.... T....

    Yeah
    Ay, can y'all turn my headphones down? Significantly?
    Cool, that's good
    It was super loud
    First of all, this shit about me
    I ain't made this shit for y'all, that's the damn thing
    I've been waiting pretty long to get on some shit and rip it for Dicky
    So just consider this my damn theme song, baby
    I've been working hella hard, though
    There's people telling me I'm 'bout to be a star, bro
    But when I play 'em some of this, they like nobody want the pissed Lil Dicky
    You the funny kid, that's where your car go
    That metaphor about my lane, if your retardo
    I'm bubbling like I'm in a soda, word to Fargo
    I'm tryna get the fucking fame and it's a tricky little game you gotta play
    Sometimes you gotta tell your heart "No"
    Here's the problem I've been having
    I wanna make my favorite type of music
    And the shit I like to bump is not the type I'm brewing
    I be on that "Fuck the world, you motherfuckers losing" type of shit
    Like all you haters, look at what the fuck I'm doing
    All my favorite rappers not amusing
    And I love my funny stuff, I hope it's not confusing
    I'm just saying, when you doing something time consuming
    Every now and then you wanna spaz
    Why I didn't go with jazz, muhfucka
    Get up in yo ass, muhfucka
    Y'all are trash, you ain't even know the half
    I could rattle off a lot of opposition to rap game
    But honestly I'm not in the position for that plane
    To carry any weight, I just gotta carry on and wait
    'Til a motherfucker carry all the weight
    Hypothetically, though, I prolly tell you that I'm better than you'll ever be bro
    I prolly tell you it's objective, I'm more impressive
    You pressing play, and form a perspective
    I'm guessing more or less it won't be competitive
    Y'all adorable, seditive kind of rappers, so deplorably editive
    Nothing's worse than when a moron's repetitive
    I don't get it, how is everyone the same dude?
    The rookie walking on the court like "Man, I can't lose"
    They playing Dicky, everybody in the room be like "That's some shit"
    Playing yo bum ass, they be like "That's some shit"
    Y'all are bubbles with the rapping
    Lil Dicky get it popping, you could say he bubble rapping
    The irony in all of this is I've been funny rapping
    Yet the youngin's snapping to the point where all of y'all are funny rapping
    Congratulations, y'all can write a hook
    At my graduation, they was saying I could write a book
    If a Rotten Tomatoes site existed for us rappers
    I would be a 97, y'all would hover 'round a 64
    Little Dicky spit that Pixar
    Hope you seeing why I really like to spit hard
    Only problem is I'm rapping to rappers
    To the people that be listening, that world doesn't matter
    Wanna know what the advantage of the rapper who black is?
    The N-word is his antagonist
    Before you get all huff and puff about it, think about it, be analyst
    The fact they always use it's no accident
    For example, I could be like "Go figure
    I don't think I'm one to fuck with all you ho..."
    Y'all can fill in the blank
    But that don't make it so you don't gotta rap at a rapper
    That applies to every detractor
    But even if I had a word like it, the nerd never disturbed
    It's absurd but I'm looking 'round and ain't nobody verse me
    I don't think a motherfucker's ever tried to hurt me
    Every one I see has been supportive on this journey
    Like where my haters at? I'm thirsty
    I just really wanna talk my shit, be like "Y'all ain't shit"
    But y'all ain't shit, like, y'all don't exist
    I could talk about the people that are dicks but I feel like that's whack
    That'll get old quick, Robin Williams in "Jack"
    Who the fuck is my antagonist?
    Is it you? Is it you?
    If it's you, let me tell you something
    You ain't even got a clue 'bout the shit that's coming
    You don't wanna be the dude in five years like
    "The fuck, I dissed that
    Shit was pretty clear, how the fuck I missed that?"
    You know that I ain't fucking light, bruh
    I just fucked around and did this overnight, bruh
    I just fucked around and quit a fucking job where I was making triple digits then the comma got involved, dawg
    This wasn't rapping or trapping
    This was rapping or a big ol' fucking house with a family
    Who the fuck is listening that's been making Dicky so angry?
    Is it you? Is it you?
    I'm just waiting on some nonbelievers
    The writing isn't on the wall, it's coming out your speakers
    Anybody disagree, I'm being so facetious, homie I mean it
    Forget the website, I'm the only motherfucking rap genius
    Where you doubters at, I'm tryna hear it
    Maybe it's the motherfuckers never paying mind to lyrics
    I would dumb it down for y'all to try make it more appealing
    But the ones who hang on every word think I'm kinda peerless
    But even with no attention, you can kinda tell this motherfucker killing this section
    You can kinda tell this motherfucker still an erection
    But getting harder by the minute, just admit it, it's sexy
    The funny fact about this shit,
    I gotta rap about the fact I wanna rap about this shit to even rap about this shit
    Nobody been sleeping on Dicky
    It's only been a year and bitches been sleeping on Dicky
    Nobody took over the game with they first tape
    This motherfucker hasn't struggled since the first grade
    Add it up, there's no excuse to go berserk, Dave
    Can't debate this shit, you got to skip, you not on first take
    So what the fuck am I mad for?
    What's some other shit that I could actually spaz for?
    Maybe it's the fact that I've been stuck in this lab for
    A hundred fucking days straight cooking up raps or
    The fact this shit been taking over every thing in life
    I gotta make it so I made the call to leave it all behind
    That's my girl, that's my world, that's beyond being busy
    Now the only one that gets to David Burd is Lil Dicky
    See, I told you this about me
    Go on and look up in the mirror, see with LD
    Who you hate, boy?
    Only care about me, said I'm straight, boy
    Maybe I'm the one that gotta hit when I wanna murder shit
    Y'all probably thinking "Who is David Burd?" and shit
    Y'all just wanna hear some LD
    But I ain't made this shit for y'all, that's the damn thing

  10. g.... ....

    he just talked his shit...
    and I respect that.

  11. L.... C....

    fuck you

  12. l.... g....

    Listening to this, dicky and ab-soul sound a lot alike

  13. J.... P....

    I hear a lot of Drake circa "So Far Gone" (You know....when Drake rapped.....good) on this record.
    Dicky could be a superstar...on multiple platforms.

  14. M.... ....

    Without a doubt his best song.

  15. K.... W....

    Still my favorite song from this era of dicky

  16. k.... ....

    Pods officially melted.

  17. x.... c....

    Dislike, this Music ist Shit!

  18. A.... G....

    I was already like "Jesus Christ... This is amazing" and THEN I looked at who it is and almost laughed in disbelief. Easily one of the most underrated hip hop artists of all time.

  19. G.... K....

    "Can't debate the shit, you got to skip, you not on first take"
    Damn for a sport fan like me, this line was so clever! Straight bars 🔥

  20. J.... E....

    Half speed after 5:43

  21. D.... R....

    This shit thumps !!! Trunk Banger for life

  22. E.... M....

    think about this shit

    Chris Delia couldn’t make fun of Lil Dicky. because dicky switches it up so much. even eminem’s shit is pigeon holed

    and if he could. he wouldn’t

  23. E.... M....

    when an intelligent man gets mean

    pussy

    E.... M....

    Eric McDonough 🤣

  24. r.... ....

    I never knew he could spazz like that

  25. M.... M....

    I feel bad for him. He has been making hilarious content making millions laugh but as a consequence no one takes him seriously. Comedy movies are still movies. Funny rap is still rap.

  26. R.... W....

    Earth go hard

  27. G.... D....

    It’s the most perfect song for the person whose not coming for him ever.

  28. J.... T....

    Cold🔥

  29. C.... U....

    This beat is the embodiment of what it would sound like if Satan arose from the depths of hell

    C.... U....

    Carlos Urbina couldent have said it better

    C.... U....

    *Instant reflex: Looks behind myself.*

  30. C.... W....

    Puff puff puss, fuck that when it's your stash, better hit that hit as many times as you want, trust that

  31. E.... 4....

    Proof that Lil Dicky's a fan of Ravioli Adventures

  32. C.... R....

    Stick with the lyricism, Dicky, it's why we really love ya. Earth was a trainwreck with a lot of whack celebs who don't give a fuck about the Earth. Keep it real.

  33. M.... G....

    This is my favorite LD song

  34. D.... T....

    Why this not have a milli

  35. E.... B....

    Is that a Celph Titled loop (moan/grunt) in the background? Lolol

    E.... B....

    Eric Bray :)

  36. J.... B....

    I understand completely, being the good guy is hard, so we never let our dark side out, and when we do...

    WE FUCK SHIT UP!

  37. D.... G....

    why trash a rapper when you can trash the rap game?

  38. G.... P....

    I like how he basically calling out all the other mainstream rappers but nobody wanna get bodied by a jewish white boy

  39. T.... M....

    This man is a lyrical genius

    T.... M....

    Madi B ty

  40. J.... A....

    This song is really under rated #2019

  41. S.... W....

    To this day I'd love to see anyone start beef with dicky. Anyone.

    S.... W....

    Sebastian Weber anyone except em

  42. w.... h....

    It was super loud...

  43. M.... P....

    First comment of 2019!!

  44. M.... K....

    Your faith be the saddest story, see you never really had no glory, now you sounding under water not underground homie now you raping under age bitches you drowning early, statutory, you tapped that ass like the water in flint Michigan, you cant keep flowing, but when I'm talking about raping the game better take it in vain, cus Cosby changed his legacy and fame and even needs change his fucking name to become a fucking drink and retain that angry blood in females veins, so much betrayal these days I thought more were corn balls but they cheesecake cus they rich and easy to eat cake, I'ma refrain from gluttony and stay the same, I cant complain even when it rains dogs, cus no matter how wet these bitches get they still dry off, why God does my dick feel like a ticking time bomb, did I do something wrong besides huffing and puffing bongs til moms said you gotta move out go on, one, get a job son, c'mon get on, get going, but my mom my song is boring I dont think anyone will really adore it or enjoy it, I think I was born to just forfeit, cus the feeling in my stomach is abnormal

  45. A.... B....

    Now We just need the other version called protagonist

    A.... B....

    Arson Banned agreed

  46. O.... ....

    All of y’all look funny rapping

  47. K.... O....

    I don't like a lot of his stuff because its usually too much clowning around. But the dude is a rap genius! I wish someone would throw a dissing at him, then we could see his true skill.

  48. �.... ....

    2018😊😊

  49. f.... ....

    Honestly wish we saw more of the serious, technical Dick. He's got mad skill.

    f.... ....

    Russel Westbrook on a Farm, Molly, Make believe, he has a few that are serious, just gotta look for them!

  50. D.... F....

    I would rather him rap acapella cause the beat is obnoxious

  51. w.... t....

    Lil Dicky Please please please please see this
    Take your fucking shot Bro....Now is the time for to throw your hat in the ring and go after someone anyone just go hard as fuck and rip um apart. You have the skill do it please

    w.... t....

    wil thedon im

  52. 2.... p....

    Forget the website I'm the only rap genius

    This is why lil dicky desrves way more recognition he's dope

  53. 2.... p....

    Nothing's worse then when a morons repetitive

  54. J.... H....

    Like where my haters at I'm thirsty?

  55. E.... G....

    I feel bad that I'm JUST finding out about Dickey. And totally by accident. A co-worker was playing "Professional Rapper" in the break room. I thought it was new. Shazamed that shit right away.
    Only to find out it's been 3 plus years! Fuck, I'm late to the party once more!

    E.... G....

    Dickey is great, he has a long anticipated album hopefully releasing soon

  56. N.... E....

    OH SHIT! For the past year or two, I always thought he was saying "that'll get old quick, Robin Williams AND Jack." Ya know cuz he was drinking a lot of whiskey (jack) and then killed himself, so it made sense. Now that I realize he is saying "in Jack" and referencing the movie from back in the day... *mind blown*

  57. M.... K....

    They used to call me little Richard, cus my dick was like a kid or migits, just hope my dick is like my career cus it needs to get bigger, I'm not kidding I couldn't get a bitches digits cus my dick wasn't interested bridgette, I'm a gay or a beta, what is this, idk, but I just a life going down the pipe hole bowl piece, so up in smoke, like Cheech and Chong this isnt just about my pee pee being not long cus I need weed constantly to feel like l belong, I'm tryna make a pop song and start popping off out the pot like pop corn, I will not result to porn I promise my plan b is to still be more accomplished, I'm a snoring monster when im sleeping on you but you didn't know it's a problem cus I'm loud boy, I will drown noise especially when y'all talk your jaw off, couldnt hear the bang of a sawed off, most rappers now aadays don't even know what songs are you ain't true ballers youre monstars, y'all not Stars y'all not hard like your cock bruh, y'all maggots be premature ejacuating all over yourself like youre fucking gravity, just waiting to get slapped by your own load, like an alone homo, I'm so cold i froze yo balls for research cus you such a pussy you could give birth, i think you just need to switch genders all the way first and im a surgeon at work, but I touching a jerk, fuck you jerk, I'd say go fuck yourself, but by the time I say it you'll spray and pray no can tell, so what's the point of making a joke if it's true, actually a lot dude but what's it to ya, that's how we get under each others skin like the fucking bugs in kombucha, ima crooked doctor I do what I want to ya, might be pennywise out the sewer, cus ima just a clown and this whole town is proof the youth is useful, they ain't stupid their fears produce tears and I love that taste

  58. n.... m....

    Wish he would re-release this with a different beat, still like it though

  59. A.... H....

    Not even a rapper yet but this shit is straight fire lil dicky imma start spitting bars at you homie so come at me Louisville Kentucky 40245 14306 fair field hill dr.

  60. A.... H....

    No even a rapper yet but this shit is straight fire lil dicky imma start spitting bars at you homie so come at me Louisville Kentucky 40245 14306 fair field hill dr.

  61. F.... ....

    [Intro]
    Yeah
    Ay, can y'all turn my headphones down? Significantly?
    Cool, that's good
    It was super loud

    [Verse]
    First of all, this shit about me
    I ain't made this shit for y'all, that's the damn theme
    I been waiting pretty long to get on some shit and rip it for Dicky
    So just consider this my damn theme song, baby
    I been working hella hard, though
    There's people telling me I'm 'bout to be a star, bro
    But when I play 'em some of this, they like nobody want the pissed Lil Dicky
    You the funny kid, that's where your car go
    That metaphor about my lane, if you're retardo
    I'm bubbling like I'm in a soda, word to Fargo
    I'm tryna get the fucking fame
    And it's a tricky little game you gotta play
    Sometimes you gotta tell your heart "No"
    Here's the problem I been having
    I wanna make my favorite type of music
    And the shit I like to bump is not the type I'm brewing
    I be on that "Fuck the world, you motherfuckers losing" type of shit
    Like all you haters, look at what the fuck I'm doing
    All my favorite rap is not amusing
    And I love my funny stuff, I hope it's not confusing
    I'm just saying, when you doing something time consuming
    Every now and then you wanna spazz
    Why I didn't go with jazz, mafucka
    Get up in yo ass, mafucka
    Y'all are trash, you ain't even know the half
    I could rattle off a lot if I position the rap game
    But honestly I'm not in the position for that claim
    To carry any weight, I just gotta carry on and wait
    'Til a motherfucker carry all the weight
    Hypothetically, though, I'd probably tell you that I'm better than you'll ever be bro
    I probably tell you it's objective, I'm more impressive
    You pressing play, and form a perspective
    I'm guessing more or less it won't be competitive
    Y'all adorable, sedative kind of rap is so deplorably edited
    Nothing's worse than when a moron's repetitive
    I don't get it, how is everyone the same dude?
    The rookie walking on the court like "Man, I can't lose"
    They playing Dicky, everybody in the room be like "That's some shit"
    Play 'em your bum ass, they be like "That's some shit"
    Y'all are bubbles wit the rapping
    Lil Dicky get it popping, you could say he bubble wrapping
    The irony in all of this is I been funny rapping
    Yet the young'n snapping to the point where all of y'all look funny rapping
    Congratulations, y'all can write a hook
    At my graduation, they was saying I could write a book
    If a Rotten Tomatoes site existed for us rappers
    I would be a 97, y'all would hover 'round a 64
    Little Dicky spit that Pixar
    Hope you seeing why I really like to spit hard
    Only problem is I'm rapping to rappers
    To the people that be listening, that world doesn't matter
    Wanna know what the advantage of the rapper who black is?
    The N-word is his antagonist
    Before you get all huff and puff about it, think about it, be analysts
    The fact they always use it's no accident
    For example, I could be like "Go figure
    I don't think I'm one to fuck with all you ho ______"
    Y'all could fill in the blank
    But that'll make it so they don't gotta rap at a rapper
    That applies to every detractor
    But even if I had a word like it, the nerd never disturbed
    It's absurd but I'm looking 'round and ain't nobody verse me
    I don't think a muthafucka's ever tried to hurt me
    Everyone I see has been supportive on this journey
    Like where my haters at? I'm thirsty
    I just really wanna talk my shit, be like "Y'all ain't shit"
    But y'all ain't shit, like, y'all don't exist
    I could talk about the people that are dicks but I feel like it's whack
    That'll get old quick, Robin Williams in "Jack"
    Who the fuck is my antagonist?
    Is it you? Is it you?
    If it's you, let me tell you something
    You ain't even got a clue 'bout the shit that's coming
    You don't wanna be the dude in five years like
    "The fuck, I dissed that
    Shit was pretty clear, how the fuck I miss that?"
    You know that I ain't fucking light, bruh
    I just fucked around and did this overnight, bruh
    I just fucked around and quit a fucking job where I was making triple digits then the comma got involved, dog
    This wasn't rapping or trapping
    This was rapping or a big old fucking house wit a family
    Who the fuck is listening that's been making Dicky so angry?
    Is it you? Is it you?
    I'm just waiting on some non-believers
    The writing isn't on the wall, it's coming out your speakers
    Anybody disagreeing being so facetious, homie I mean it
    Forget the website, I'm the only muthafuckin' rap genius
    Where you doubters at, I'm tryna hear it
    Maybe it's the muthafuckas never paying mind to lyrics
    I would dumb it down for y'all to try make it more appealing
    But the ones who hang on every word think I'm kinda peerless
    But even wit no attention, you can kinda tell this muthafucka killing this section
    You can kinda tell this motherfucker still an erection
    But getting harder by the minute, just admit it, it's sexy
    (I'm a boner)
    The funny fact about this shit, I gotta rap about the fact I wanna rap about this shit to even rap about this shit
    Nobody been sleeping on Dicky
    It's only been a year and bitches been sleeping on Dicky
    Nobody took over the game with they first tape
    This muthafucka hasn't struggled since the first grade
    Add it up, there's no excuse to go berserk, Dave
    Can't debate the shit, you got to skip, you not on first take
    So what the fuck am I mad for?
    What's some other shit that I could actually spazz for?
    Maybe it's the fact that I've been stuck in this lab for
    A hundred fucking days straight cooking up raps or
    The fact this shit been taking over every thing in life
    I gotta make it so I made the call to leave it all behind
    That's my girl, that's my world, that's beyond being busy
    Now the only one that gets to David Burd is Lil Dicky

    [Outro]
    See, I told you this about me
    Go on and look up in the mirror, see without LD
    Who you hate, boy?
    Only care about me, said I'm straight, boy
    Maybe I'm the one that gotta hit when I wanna murder shit
    Y'all probably thinking "Who is David Burd?" and shit
    Y'all just wanna hear some LD
    But I ain't made this shit for y'all, that's the damn thing
    [Instrumental break]

  62. S.... W....

    But even with no attention
    You can kinda tell the motha fucka killing this section.
    You can kinda tell this motha fucka's still an erection,
    but gettin harder by the minute,
    JUST ADMIT it, it's sexy!
    Like... hoooly shit. He's hands down my favorite rapper. That's all I'm sayin.

  63. R.... e....

    God dam he fucking spit hard on this song lol

  64. K.... L....

    A.K.A Firm handshake

    K.... L....

    Aka "The Original Pancake"

  65. K.... C....

    See.....hard to take boi serious when he joking.....cause i know what he tucks in the skill pocket

  66. D.... A....

    Yeah
    Ay, can y'all turn my headphones down? Significantly?
    Cool, that's good
    It was super loud

    First of all, this shit about me
    I ain't made this shit for y'all, that's the damn thing
    I've been waiting pretty long to get on some shit and rip it for Dicky
    So just consider this my damn theme song, baby
    I've been working hella hard, though
    There's people telling me I'm 'bout to be a star, bro
    But when I play 'em some of this, they like nobody want the pissed Lil Dicky
    You the funny kid, that's where your car go
    That metaphor about my lane, if your retardo
    I'm bubbling like I'm in a soda, word to Fargo
    I'm tryna get the fucking fame and it's a tricky little game you gotta play
    Sometimes you gotta tell your heart "No"
    Here's the problem I've been having
    I wanna make my favorite type of music
    And the shit I like to bump is not the type I'm brewing
    I be on that "Fuck the world, you motherfuckers losing" type of shit
    Like all you haters, look at what the fuck I'm doing
    All my favorite rappers not amusing
    And I love my funny stuff, I hope it's not confusing
    I'm just saying, when you doing something time consuming
    Every now and then you wanna spaz
    Why I didn't go with jazz, muhfucka
    Get up in yo ass, muhfucka
    Y'all are trash, you ain't even know the half
    I could rattle off a lot of opposition to rap game
    But honestly I'm not in the position for that plane
    To carry any weight, I just gotta carry on and wait
    'Til a motherfucker carry all the weight
    Hypothetically, though, I prolly tell you that I'm better than you'll ever be bro
    I prolly tell you it's objective, I'm more impressive
    You pressing play, and form a perspective
    I'm guessing more or less it won't be competitive
    Y'all adorable, seditive kind of rappers, so deplorably editive
    Nothing's worse than when a moron's repetitive
    I don't get it, how is everyone the same dude?
    The rookie walking on the court like "Man, I can't lose"
    They playing Dicky, everybody in the room be like "That's some shit"
    Playing yo bum ass, they be like "That's some shit"
    Y'all are bubbles with the rapping
    Lil Dicky get it popping, you could say he bubble rapping
    The irony in all of this is I've been funny rapping
    Yet the youngin's snapping to the point where all of y'all are funny rapping
    Congratulations, y'all can write a hook
    At my graduation, they was saying I could write a book
    If a Rotten Tomatoes site existed for us rappers
    I would be a 97, y'all would hover 'round a 64
    Little Dicky spit that Pixar
    Hope you seeing why I really like to spit hard
    Only problem is I'm rapping to rappers
    To the people that be listening, that world doesn't matter
    Wanna know what the advantage of the rapper who black is?
    The N-word is his antagonist
    Before you get all huff and puff about it, think about it, be analyst
    The fact they always use it's no accident
    For example, I could be like "Go figure
    I don't think I'm one to fuck with all you ho..."
    Y'all can fill in the blank
    But that don't make it so you don't gotta rap at a rapper
    That applies to every detractor
    But even if I had a word like it, the nerd never disturbed
    It's absurd but I'm looking 'round and ain't nobody verse me
    I don't think a motherfucker's ever tried to hurt me
    Every one I see has been supportive on this journey
    Like where my haters at? I'm thirsty
    I just really wanna talk my shit, be like "Y'all ain't shit"
    But y'all ain't shit, like, y'all don't exist
    I could talk about the people that are dicks but I feel like that's whack
    That'll get old quick, Robin Williams in "Jack"
    Who the fuck is my antagonist?
    Is it you? Is it you?
    If it's you, let me tell you something
    You ain't even got a clue 'bout the shit that's coming
    You don't wanna be the dude in five years like
    "The fuck, I dissed that
    Shit was pretty clear, how the fuck I missed that?"
    You know that I ain't fucking light, bruh
    I just fucked around and did this overnight, bruh
    I just fucked around and quit a fucking job where I was making triple digits then the comma got involved, dawg
    This wasn't rapping or trapping
    This was rapping or a big ol' fucking house with a family
    Who the fuck is listening that's been making Dicky so angry?
    Is it you? Is it you?
    I'm just waiting on some nonbelievers
    The writing isn't on the wall, it's coming out your speakers
    Anybody disagree, I'm being so facetious, homie I mean it
    Forget the website, I'm the only motherfucking rap genius
    Where you doubters at, I'm tryna hear it
    Maybe it's the motherfuckers never paying mind to lyrics
    I would dumb it down for y'all to try make it more appealing
    But the ones who hang on every word think I'm kinda peerless
    But even with no attention, you can kinda tell this motherfucker killing this section
    You can kinda tell this motherfucker still an erection
    But getting harder by the minute, just admit it, it's sexy
    The funny fact about this shit, 
    I gotta rap about the fact I wanna rap about this shit to even rap about this shit
    Nobody been sleeping on Dicky
    It's only been a year and bitches been sleeping on Dicky
    Nobody took over the game with they first tape
    This motherfucker hasn't struggled since the first grade
    Add it up, there's no excuse to go berserk, Dave
    Can't debate this shit, you got to skip, you not on first take
    So what the fuck am I mad for?
    What's some other shit that I could actually spaz for?
    Maybe it's the fact that I've been stuck in this lab for
    A hundred fucking days straight cooking up raps or
    The fact this shit been taking over every thing in life
    I gotta make it so I made the call to leave it all behind
    That's my girl, that's my world, that's beyond being busy
    Now the only one that gets to David Burd is Lil Dicky

    See, I told you this about me
    Go on and look up in the mirror, see with LD
    Who you hate, boy?
    Only care about me, said I'm straight, boy
    Maybe I'm the one that gotta hit when I wanna murder shit
    Y'all probably thinking "Who is David Burd?" and shit
    Y'all just wanna hear some LD
    But I ain't made this shit for y'all, that's the damn thing

  67. N.... ....

    Oh i get it so save byrd is rapping talking the relationship with him and dicky 🤔

  68. 5.... ....

    The rawest shit coming from the most unsuspecting person.

  69. W.... T....

    “The irony in all of this is I’ve been funny rapping, now the youngins snapping to the point where all of y’all look funny rapping...”

    “That’s my girl, that’s my world, that’s beyond being busy. Now the only one who gets to David Burd is Lil Dicky!”

    Two of the baddest lines in rap today! Dicky kills it everytime! Get that dead fish ass handshake outta here! The firm handshake is takin over!

  70. J.... P....

    One thing I love about Lil Dicky is he isn't just after money, you can tell because he himself puts his music on YouTube

  71. W.... T....

    This shit ain’t for you LD, quit lyin! This fire shit for errbody!!

  72. T.... ....

    Love the complexity of the lyrics

  73. K.... S....

    My favorite dicky song

  74. B.... R....

    Hey callin dem haters out he roasted em before they even appear got damn shit go to hard LD got no chill

  75. T.... R....

    You should make a video for this

  76. C.... H....

    could give eminem a run for his money no doubt. dickys at his best on his more serious stuff a shame. theres not more of it. enjoy the comedy rap too though dudes a lyrical genius with anything really

  77. M.... m....

    Dicky been flames since day one. He is one of the many rappers who deserve more recognition and respect than they actually have.

  78. K.... I....

    I need this fucking instrumental

    K.... I....

    Ki Infamy same

  79. D.... M....

    Lil dicky logic and g easy and Eminem need to make a fucking song. Maybe mgk.

  80. B.... M....

    How the fuck are there dislikes on this??!

  81. Z.... T....

    How the fuck does this not have more views.. how the fuck did i just hear about LD. Jeezus this dude is cold AF.

  82. P.... ....

    This guy I didn't know was signed but I am glad he is when I first listened to this I didn't know who Lil Dicky is but I was like it would be wrong if this guy wasn't on a label but I'm glad he is.

  83. S.... X....

    Who ever disliked this doesn't know what there doing in life. JS

  84. T.... K....

    Cooked up in 15 min for Dave Burd...

  85. D.... ....

    But what happened in kindergarten?

  86. K.... R....

    LD said fuck beef. He went and made a preemptive diss. In other words, if you can't top this, don't step.

  87. R.... M....

    him spose and watsky should do a song together

    R.... M....

    It kills me how underrated Spose still is

  88. C.... E....

    Lil dicky is white. I honestly though he was black

  89. S.... J....

    He just snapped bruh

  90. J.... P....

    This is Lil Dicky's "Control verse" 😂😂

    J.... P....

    Justin Pearson lol ik I'm late but I was thinking the exact same thing

    J.... P....

    Who gives a shit lil wayne did the same thing.

    J.... P....

    koolkid32 on what song?

    J.... P....

    koolkid32 yea but lil Wayne kinda sucks at rapping

  91. J.... H....

    that will get old real quick like robin Williams In jack

  92. M.... P....

    i thought it said agnostic 😂

  93. K.... O....

    this lil nigga hasn't fucked up since the st grade

  94. K.... O....

    my story fucked up bro daaaaaaaamm his songs are lit

  95. U.... ....

    2017 anyone

  96. M.... T....

    "is it you,is it you,"