Lil Dicky - Pillow Talking Lyrics
[Lil Dicky:]
Ey, ey
Damn
L tapped twice on some ass like grams
I just fucked
I'm just pillow talking with a bitch, ayy
I'm just pillow talking with a bitch, ayy (Do you fuck with the war?)
I just finished spazzing on a bitch, ayy
Now I'm pillow talking with a bitch
[Lil Dicky (The Girl) {Brain}:]
I'm like "Girl, that was great, talk about a connection
Am I alone in my praise, do you share my assessment?"
She like "Yeah, that was nice, I enjoyed myself"
She like "Can you reach that shelf for my phone?
I'll take care the alarm"
I'm like "Oh, for the morning, like to sleep?"
She like "Yeah, we just had sex
What did you think?
I was just gonna fuck you and leave?"
"No, I... I hadn't thought that far ahead
But of course, can I get you a T-Shi-"
("Oh, can you not tickle my hair?
It's just a personal thing, it's not you")
"Okay, sorry for doing it"
(No, no, it's just a personal thing, it's not you)
"Okay cool, yeah
Uhhh, so you're from Minnesota?
Only thing I know is that it's colder
Break it down, how's it compare
To living in LA?"
("Well, I can't compare them they're so different
Y'know what I'm sayin?")
"Yeah, for sure"
She like "Apples to oranges"
"Yeah, well you can still compare them but I hear ya
What's the deal with your family? Got any siblings?"
She like ("I have a brother"), I'm like "Oh, what he do?"
She like ("He in the Army")
"Oh, true
Uhh, do you fuck with the war?"
She like ("Huh, what did you just say?")
"Huh, like just now?"
("Yeah... ")
"Do you fuck with the war?"
("No, I don't fuck with the war")
I'm like "No, I don't fuck with the war
Just don't know how to react to the forces
I should have just thanked you of course-"
("Uh, why would you thank me? ")
"Uh... I guess I assumed it would extend to the families but okay
While we on the topic
I been actually thinking about some shit
About the Army and Navy
What if tomorrow is the day
That the fucking aliens came
And invaded our nation?
Like, would we even be able to fuck with their shit?
Like do we got the type of weaponry to fuck with their ships?
Or not at all, like would they just walk up in this motherfucker
Laughin' at us, and blastin' at us
And makin' everybody disintegrate and assimilate
Without a hint of intimidation?
Or could we do some shit to be making they heart race?
Granted I don't know the alien heart, but
You get what the fuck I'm sayin?
Like what the fuck would it be like?
Would they be like Earth go hard?
Or is it just another conquest?
Or would they be like damn earth go hard
They was harder than Simian
You ever talk to your brother about this uh type of stuff?"
Then she like "No"
I'm like "Well, what you think?"
She like "I don't concern myself with hypotheticals that couldn't be"
I'm like "Girl, what you mean?"
She like ("I don't believe")
"In the war?"
("In aliens")
"Oh... hold up
Hold up, wait
Girl what you sayin?
That all of the life in the universe happens to be where you stand?"
("I guess")
"What an enormous coincidence that shit would be
Do you see what I'm sayin'?"
("I can't hear what you're sayin'")
"Well, the universe always expanding
There are infinite galaxies
Why would we be the anomaly?"
She like ("That's no coincidence
I call that shit God")
I'm like "Oh, you're religious, bitch
You think it's all God?"
("No, I know it's all God")
"No, I know that there might be a God
First off, nobody knows there's a God
Girl, I think we should drop this"
("No, what's goin' on in your brain right now?")
{(Brain) Ayy, brain on some other shit though
I been all up in the club for the year, hey (Brain)
I been killing shit, don't mind me
I'm just top flight, I could sure use a Sprite, I'm thirsty as fuck
Who getting money? That's brain. Who make decisions? That's brain
Who make the hits? That's been brain
Who run the whole operation?
That be brain-}
Brain, can you just get back to the issue here
{Uh, can you just remind the brain?}
You're such an idiot, we're talking about God and if he exists
{Don't call brain names
The brain couldn't recall
But if I'm not mistaken this bitch to my left
Guaranteed there's a God}
("I believe in a God, yes")
{So God never wrong
God never wrong, right?}
("Yeah, that's like the whole point")
"Brain just get there, please"
{Hold up
So God made the earth
And God was like hold up, this shit is boring
It need more shit
God was like I'ma put dinosaurs on that bitch
Dinosaurs on that bitch
Then he like why I put dinosaurs on that shit?}
("What is your brain even saying?
Can he get to the point?")
"Hold up brain you just did it
God ain't wrong, what the fuck was he thinking"
("About what? ")
"Bitch, the dinosaurs
He made the Earth for them
But then he like nah?
Dinosaurs are just blah?"
("What's your point?")
"I'ma cook up some blondes?
Like he was way off
I don't look like a dinosaur
Hoe them things thirty-five-feet
I'm like five-foot-eleven" (Up on Tinder I'm six-foot)
"Seen that Bronchiosaurus
That thing fuckin' neck go to heaven
And that's just an expression bitch
There ain't no heaven"
("Ha, funny")
"I'm just messin' but if he ain't wrong
I guess this the exception"
("Can I talk now?")
"Go ahead"
("Look"
Everything in life has purpose
You, chickens, a midget at a circus")
"What?"
("I don't interpret"
She like "That's not for me to determine"
"So dinosaurs purpose was to just die?"
"That's not for me to determine")
"But... ok"
("I'm just a person")
"Okay, but think of the root of the argument girl
View how we started this girl, like you don't believe in the aliens
You confine God to earth girl, I find that shit salient"
("I just don't presume to know the plan")
"Bitch, me neither but that's not what I've been saying"
("But what are you saying?")
"Why can't God fuck with aliens?
Why can't Earth just be like a fucking small side project for this guy?"
("Ok, look we just don't see eye to eye")
"Yeah but logically like you don't believe in your side"
("Yeah but you're like bringing up fucking dinosaurs
Like we could have shared the earth with them nobody knows")
"Yeah, there is hard soil evidence girl
Like what's next you don't fuck with Pangaea?"
She like ("Let's change the subject")
"Ok..."
{This bitch don't know about Pangaea, uhm...}
Brain leave it alone
"I'm starving, are you hungry by chance?"
("Oh, my God, I'm so hungry")
"Yes, do you wanna get a pizza?"
"Fuck yeah". "Fuck yeah, I'm on it
Also I'm sorry about that whole interrogation thing"
("Come on dude I'm a grown up
I'm capable of having intelligent conversations")
"Okay, I just... fuck it
Okay back to this pizza I lean pepperoni"
("Ugh")
"Sausage?"
("How can you eat that shit?")
"No, no, no, this not Dominoes
This legit, is high quality meat and shit"
("No, no, I'm vegetarian")
"Oh right, well we can get half pepperoni
And half of whatever you like"
("Uh, ew, I can't have that shit
In the same box")
"Seriously? You're that against meat?"
("No, I'm that against us being gluttonous
Thinking that animals live on this earth to get eaten")
"Okay, is it how we treat them?"
("Uh, that sure doesn't help")
"Ok..."
She like ("I'm not opposed to us hunting
But now we not trackin' them down
We just breed them to eat
That's disgusting
You should honestly read on the subject")
"Alright, hold up
Just because we're not running around with a bow and arrow
Doesn't mean we're not hunting these chickens
We just set the place to do our hunting intelligently enough
To manipulate these animals and get them to do exactly what we want"
("That's my point we just incubate animals
Instead of just letting them live how they come")
"But, that's just your God at work, bitch
Why we go hard on earth
What you think would happen right now
If you left my place
And there were like three wolves waiting for you"
"Wolves?"
"Bitch, they would tear your ass up
Viciously
Like they would eat your titties" (And your pussy)
"That's what they do" (And your face and shit)
"Humans are smarter bitch
That's what we do"
She like ("Apples to oranges")
"Bitch, that phrase don't make no sense
Why can't fruit be compared?"
She like ("I'm gonna leave")
"There's just all of these conflicting principles"
("Right, enjoy your pepperoni pizza")
"I will, that's my God-given right"
She like ("Where is my bag?")
"Oh, that leather one next to the trash?
That's the one right? Made out of cow, I think?"
("Ugh why are there no Ubers in this area?")
"So you don't eat the meat, you just be wearing the shit"
("I'm not listening dude")
"That's barbaric as shit
Do you come from the vikings?"
("Why are you even still talking?")
"Do you take peoples land?"
("I'm not listening dude")
"Do you fuck with the war?"
("How are there no Ubers anywhere?")
"Just download Lyft, they are bigger in presence out here"
("I don't wanna add shit to my phone")
"Okay, the choices are clear, hoe
Ubers are not around here at all
Taxis will come but they real slow"
{And the brain gotta poop
T minus five till the brain gotta shit}
("I just downloaded Lyft, but it's being so glitch")
"Uh, look do you just want to sleep here?"
("Uh, no thanks")
"It's past 2 am"
("I'm not sharing a bed with you")
"You can sleep in my bed, I'll just sleep on the floor"
("Fine, you're sure?")
"Yeah, it's cool
I won't throw you out to the wolves"
"Oh, my God, you are so annoying"
"I couldn't help myself
But can you at least throw me a pillow?"
[Lil Dicky:]
I'm just pillow talking with a bitch, ayy
I'm just pillow talking with a bitch, ayy (Do you fuck with the war?)
I just finished spazzing on a bitch, ayy
Now I'm pillow talking with a bitch
[Lil Dicky (The Girl) {Brain}:]
{Brain gotta poop still
Please don't neglect the brain
Please don't neglect the brain}
[*doorbell rings*]
(Hold on, is that my Lyft?)
Nah, I got a pizza
Full pepperoni too
So, you're not gonna wanna be a part of it
{But first you should poop
Please don't neglect the brain}
Other Lyrics by Artist
- Lil Dicky - XXL Freshman 2016 - Lil Dicky Freestyle
- Lil Dicky - Parental Advisory (Interlude)
- Lil Dicky - Pillow Talking
- Lil Dicky - Personality
- Lil Dicky - Oh Well
- Lil Dicky - $Ave Dat Money
- Lil Dicky - Hannibal Interlude
- Lil Dicky - Bruh...
- Lil Dicky - Molly
- Lil Dicky - White Crime
- Lil Dicky - Lemme Freak For Real Tho (Outro)
- Lil Dicky - Lemme Freak
- Lil Dicky - Who Knew
- Lil Dicky - Professional Rapper
- Lil Dicky - Meet The Burds (Interlude)
- Lil Dicky - I'm Right
- Lil Dicky - Classic Male Pregame
- Lil Dicky - The Antagonist
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Lil Dicky Pillow Talking Comments
So i don’t believe in god but like I see where people who do believe in him are comming from with like the whole dinosaur thing bc like humans where made in gods image to be represented as god and so that’s why he was like fuck dinosaurs but that’s just a view point I’ve heard
22k people don't know about pangea
“And the brain gotta poop t-5 til the brain gotta shit”
Brain was too lit
Legend has it,brain still has to poop til this day
🧠 gotta poop
Imagine partying at 3am and this jam comes on
تخبل حياتي ماما منور
Me and lil dicky would get along so much
lmao this song is like a stroy telling
The Magicians brought me here.
I'm here from TikTok. What the fuck is this shit?
brain is still gotta poop
Homie got some titty at 0:37 - go dicky go dicky go
I clicked for the Dinosaur idk what y'all were thinking
This shit to good 🤣
"Wolves?"
"Bitch, they would tear your ass up!... Viciously! Like, they would eat your TITTIES!"
Wolf: "And your pussy..."
Wolf 2: "and your face and shit..."
Lost it there XD
Shout out to Brain yall
Do you fuck with the war?
4:56 here you go tiktok kids :)
he sounded like logic at first and looked like josh wolf at first 🤣
No one:
TikTok: uhhh YeAh ThAts LikE tHe WhoLe POinT
Fuuuuck that is great while being hiiiigh
Is God John c reiley?
I didn’t appreciate the song until now when the same thing happened to me a few weeks ago
This should be a category of music w the calm beat and jus relaxed rapping if it is a genre I need to know the name
Ey, ey Dmn!
L tapped twice on some ass like grams
(I just fucked)
Now what I'm doing?
I'm just pillow talking with a bitch
I'm just pillow talking with a bitch
I just finished spazzin' on a bitch
Now I'm pillow talking with a bitch
I'm like girl that was great, talk about a connection
Am I alone in my praise, do you share my assessment?
She like yeah that was nice, I enjoyed myself
Great, yeah
She like can you reach that shelf for my phone?
I'll take care the alarm
I'm like "oh, for the morning, like to sleep?"
She like yeah, we just had sex
What did you think?
I was just gonna fuck you and leave?
No, I I hadn't thought that far ahead
But of course, can I get you a T-Shirt?
Oh, can you not tickle my hair?
It's just a personal thing, it's not you
Okay sorry for doing it
No, no, it's just a personal thing, it's not you
Okay cool. Yeah
Uhhh, so you're from Minnesota?
Only thing I know is that it's cold
Break it down, how's it compare to living in LA?
Well, I can't compare them they're so different
Y'know what I'm sayin?
Yeah, for sure
She like apples to oranges
Yeah, well you can still compare them but I hear ya
What's the deal with your family? Got any siblings?
She like I have a brother, I'm like oh what he do?
She like he in the Army
Oh, true
Uhh, do you fuck with the war?
She like huh, what did you just say?
Huh, like just now?
Yeah
Do you fuck to the war?
No, I don't fuck with the war
I'm like no, I don't fuck with the war
Just don't know how to react to the forces
I should have just thanked you of course -
Uh, why would you thank me?
Uh, I guess I assumed it would extend to the families but okay
While we on the topic
I been actually thinking about some shit
About the Army and Navy
What if tomorrow is the day
That the fucking aliens came
And invaded our nation?
Like, would we even be able to fuck with their shit?
Like do we have the type of weaponry to fuck with their ships?
So not at all, like would they just walk up in this motherfucker
Laughin' at us, and blastin' at us
And makin' everybody disintegrate and assimilate
Without a hint of intimidation?
Or could we do some shit to be making they heart race?
Granted I don't know the alien heart, but
You get what the fuck I'm sayin?
Like what the fuck would it be like?
Would they be like Earth go hard?
Or is it just another conquest?
Or would they be like damn earth go hard
They was harder than Simian
You ever talk to your brother about this uh type of stuff?
Then she like no
I'm like well what you think?
She like I don't concern myself with hypotheticals that couldn't be
I'm like girl what you mean?
She like I don't believe
In the war?
In aliens
Oh hold up
Hold up, wait
Girl what you sayin?
That all of the life in the universe happens to be where you stand?
I guess
What an enormous coincidence that shit would be
Do you see what I'm sayin'?
I can't hear what you're sayin'
Well the universe always expanding
There are infinite galaxies
Why would we be the anomaly?
She like that's no coincidence
I call that shit God
I'm like oh you're religious, bitch
You think it's all God
No, I know it's all God
No, I know that there might be a God
First off, nobody knows there's a God
Girl I think we should drop this
No, what's goin' on in your brain right now?
Brain uhh, brain on some other shit though
I been all up in the club for the year hey brain
I been killin' shit don't mind me
I'm just top flight
I could sure use a Sprite
I'm thirsty as fuck
Who gettin money?
That's brain
Who make decisions?
That's brain
Who make the hits?
That's been brain
Who run the whole operation?
That be brain
(Brain, can you just get back to the issue here)
Uh, can you just remind the brain?
(You're such an idiot, we're talking about God and if he exists)
Don't call brain names
The brain couldn't recall
But if I'm not mistaken this bitch to my left
Guaranteed there's a god
(I believe in a god, yes)
So god never wrong
God never wrong, right?
Yeah, that's like the whole point
(Brain just get there, please)
Hold up
So god made the earth
And god was like hold up, this shit is boring
It need more shit
God was like Imma put dinosaurs on that bitch
Dinosaurs on that bitch
Then he like why I put dinosaurs on that shit?
What is your brain even saying?
Can he get to the point?
Hold up brain you just did it
God ain't wrong what the fuck was he thinking
About what?
Bitch, the dinosaurs
He made the Earth for them
But then he like nah?
Dinosaurs are just blah?
What's your point?
I'mma cook up some blondes?
Like he was way off
I don't look like a dinosaur
Ho them things 35 feet
I'm like 5 foot 11
But on Tinder I'm 6 foot
Seen that Brachiosaurus
That thing fuckin' neck go to heaven
And that's just an expression bitch
There ain't no heaven
Ha, funny
I'm just messin' but if he ain't wrong
I guess this the exception
Can I talk now?
Go ahead
Look
Everything in life has purpose
You, chickens, a midget at a circus
What?
I don't interpret
She like that's not for me to determine
So dinosaurs purpose was to just die?
That's not for me to determine
But ok
I'm just a person
Okay, but think of the root of the argument girl
View how we started this girl, like you don't believe in the aliens
You confine God to earth girl, I find that shit silly salient
I just don't presume to know the plan
Bitch me neither but that's not what I've been sayin
But what are you sayin?
Why can't God fuck with aliens?
Why can't Earth just be like a fucking small side project for this guy?
Ok, look we just don't see eye to eye
Yeah but logically like you don't believe in your side
Yeah but you're like bringing up fucking dinosaurs
Like we could have shared the earth with them nobody knows
Yeah, there is hard soil evidence girl
Like what's next you don't fuck with Pangaea?
She like lets change the subject
Ok
(This bitch don't know about Pangaea, uhm)
Brain leave it alone
I'm starving, are you hungry by chance?
Oh my god I'm so hungry
Yes, do you wanna get a pizza?
Fuck yeah. fuck yeah, I'm on it
Also I'm sorry about that whole interrogation thing
Come on dude I'm a grown up
I'm capable of having intelligent conversations
Okay, I just fuck it
Okay back to this pizza I lean pepperoni
Ugh
Sausage?
How can you eat that shit?
No, no, no, this not Dominoes
This legit, is high quality meat and shit
No, no, I'm vegetarian
Oh right, well we can get half pepperoni
And half of whatever you like
Uh, ew, I can't have that shit
In the same box
Seriously? You're that against meat?
No, I'm that against us being gluttonous
Thinking that animals live on this earth to get eaten
Okay, is it how we treat them?
Uh, that sure doesn't help
Ok
She like I'm not opposed to us hunting
But now we not trackin' them down
We just breed them to eat
That's disgusting
You should honestly read on the subject
Alright hold up
Just because we're not running around with a bow and arrow
Doesn't mean we're not hunting these chickens
We just decided the place to do our hunting intelligently enough
To manipulate these animals and get them to do exactly what we want
That's my point we just incubate animals
Instead of just letting them live how they come
But, that's just your God at work bitch
Why we go hard on earth
What you think would happen right now
If you left my place
And there were like three wolves waiting for you
Wolves?
Bitch, they would tear your ass up
Viciously
Like they would eat your titties
And your pussy
That's what they do
And your face and shit
Humans are smarter bitch
That's what we do
She like apples to oranges
Bitch that phrase don't make no sense
Why can't fruit be compared?
She like I'm gonna leave
There's just all of these conflicting principles
Right, enjoy your pepperoni pizza
I will, that's my god given right
She like where is my bag?
Oh that leather one next to the trash?
That's the one right? Made out of cow, I think?
Uhh why are there no Ubers in this area?
So you don't eat the meat, you just be wearing the shit
I'm not listening dude
That's barbaric as shit
Do you come from the vikings?
Why are you even still talking?
Do you take peoples land?
Do you fuck with the war?
How are there no Ubers anywhere?
Just download Lyft, they are bigger in presence out here
I don't wanna add shit to my phone
Okay the choices are clear, ho
Ubers are not around here at all
Taxis will come but they real slow
And the brain gotta poop
T minus 5 till the brain gotta shit
I just downloaded Lyft, but it's being so glitchy
Uhh, look do you just want to sleep here?
Uhh no thanks
It's past 2 am
I'm not sharing a bed with you
You can sleep in my bed, I'll just sleep on the floor
Fine, you're sure?
Yeah, it's cool
I won't throw you out to the wolves
Oh my god, you are so annoying
I couldn't help myself
But can you at least throw me a pillow?
I'm just pillow talking with a bitch
I'm just pillow talking with a bitch
I just finished spazzin' on a bitch
Now I'm pillow talking with a bitch
Brain gotta poop still
Please don't neglect the brain
Please don't neglect the brain
Hold on, is that my Lyft?
Nah, I got a pizza
Full pepperoni too
So, you're not gonna wanna be a part of it
(But first you should poop)
(Please don't neglect the brain)
Poor brain never went poop
*Literally the dumbest song ever*
Ey, ey Dmn!
L tapped twice on some ass like grams
(I just fucked)
Now what I'm doing?
I'm just pillow talking with a bitch
I'm just pillow talking with a bitch
I just finished spazzin' on a bitch
Now I'm pillow talking with a bitch
I'm like girl that was great, talk about a connection
Am I alone in my praise, do you share my assessment?
She like yeah that was nice, I enjoyed myself
Great, yeah
She like can you reach that shelf for my phone?
I'll take care the alarm
I'm like "oh, for the morning, like to sleep?"
She like yeah, we just had sex
What did you think?
I was just gonna fuck you and leave?
No, I I hadn't thought that far ahead
But of course, can I get you a T-Shirt?
Oh, can you not tickle my hair?
It's just a personal thing, it's not you
Okay sorry for doing it
No, no, it's just a personal thing, it's not you
Okay cool. Yeah
Uhhh, so you're from Minnesota?
Only thing I know is that it's cold
Break it down, how's it compare to living in LA?
Well, I can't compare them they're so different
Y'know what I'm sayin?
Yeah, for sure
She like apples to oranges
Yeah, well you can still compare them but I hear ya
What's the deal with your family? Got any siblings?
She like I have a brother, I'm like oh what he do?
She like he in the Army
Oh, true
Uhh, do you fuck with the war?
She like huh, what did you just say?
Huh, like just now?
Yeah
Do you fuck to the war?
No, I don't fuck with the war
I'm like no, I don't fuck with the war
Just don't know how to react to the forces
I should have just thanked you of course -
Uh, why would you thank me?
Uh, I guess I assumed it would extend to the families but okay
While we on the topic
I been actually thinking about some shit
About the Army and Navy
What if tomorrow is the day
That the fucking aliens came
And invaded our nation?
Like, would we even be able to fuck with their shit?
Like do we have the type of weaponry to fuck with their ships?
So not at all, like would they just walk up in this motherfucker
Laughin' at us, and blastin' at us
And makin' everybody disintegrate and assimilate
Without a hint of intimidation?
Or could we do some shit to be making they heart race?
Granted I don't know the alien heart, but
You get what the fuck I'm sayin?
Like what the fuck would it be like?
Would they be like Earth go hard?
Or is it just another conquest?
Or would they be like damn earth go hard
They was harder than Simian
You ever talk to your brother about this uh type of stuff?
Then she like no
I'm like well what you think?
She like I don't concern myself with hypotheticals that couldn't be
I'm like girl what you mean?
She like I don't believe
In the war?
In aliens
Oh hold up
Hold up, wait
Girl what you sayin?
That all of the life in the universe happens to be where you stand?
I guess
What an enormous coincidence that shit would be
Do you see what I'm sayin'?
I can't hear what you're sayin'
Well the universe always expanding
There are infinite galaxies
Why would we be the anomaly?
She like that's no coincidence
I call that shit God
I'm like oh you're religious, bitch
You think it's all God
No, I know it's all God
No, I know that there might be a God
First off, nobody knows there's a God
Girl I think we should drop this
No, what's goin' on in your brain right now?
Brain uhh, brain on some other shit though
I been all up in the club for the year hey brain
I been killin' shit don't mind me
I'm just top flight
I could sure use a Sprite
I'm thirsty as fuck
Who gettin money?
That's brain
Who make decisions?
That's brain
Who make the hits?
That's been brain
Who run the whole operation?
That be brain
(Brain, can you just get back to the issue here)
Uh, can you just remind the brain?
(You're such an idiot, we're talking about God and if he exists)
Don't call brain names
The brain couldn't recall
But if I'm not mistaken this bitch to my left
Guaranteed there's a god
(I believe in a god, yes)
So god never wrong
God never wrong, right?
Yeah, that's like the whole point
(Brain just get there, please)
Hold up
So god made the earth
And god was like hold up, this shit is boring
It need more shit
God was like Imma put dinosaurs on that bitch
Dinosaurs on that bitch
Then he like why I put dinosaurs on that shit?
What is your brain even saying?
Can he get to the point?
Hold up brain you just did it
God ain't wrong what the fuck was he thinking
About what?
Bitch, the dinosaurs
He made the Earth for them
But then he like nah?
Dinosaurs are just blah?
What's your point?
I'mma cook up some blondes?
Like he was way off
I don't look like a dinosaur
Ho them things 35 feet
I'm like 5 foot 11
But on Tinder I'm 6 foot
Seen that Brachiosaurus
That thing fuckin' neck go to heaven
And that's just an expression bitch
There ain't no heaven
Ha, funny
I'm just messin' but if he ain't wrong
I guess this the exception
Can I talk now?
Go ahead
Look
Everything in life has purpose
You, chickens, a midget at a circus
What?
I don't interpret
She like that's not for me to determine
So dinosaurs purpose was to just die?
That's not for me to determine
But ok
I'm just a person
Okay, but think of the root of the argument girl
View how we started this girl, like you don't believe in the aliens
You confine God to earth girl, I find that shit silly salient
I just don't presume to know the plan
Bitch me neither but that's not what I've been sayin
But what are you sayin?
Why can't God fuck with aliens?
Why can't Earth just be like a fucking small side project for this guy?
Ok, look we just don't see eye to eye
Yeah but logically like you don't believe in your side
Yeah but you're like bringing up fucking dinosaurs
Like we could have shared the earth with them nobody knows
Yeah, there is hard soil evidence girl
Like what's next you don't fuck with Pangaea?
She like lets change the subject
Ok
(This bitch don't know about Pangaea, uhm)
Brain leave it alone
I'm starving, are you hungry by chance?
Oh my god I'm so hungry
Yes, do you wanna get a pizza?
Fuck yeah. fuck yeah, I'm on it
Also I'm sorry about that whole interrogation thing
Come on dude I'm a grown up
I'm capable of having intelligent conversations
Okay, I just fuck it
Okay back to this pizza I lean pepperoni
Ugh
Sausage?
How can you eat that shit?
No, no, no, this not Dominoes
This legit, is high quality meat and shit
No, no, I'm vegetarian
Oh right, well we can get half pepperoni
And half of whatever you like
Uh, ew, I can't have that shit
In the same box
Seriously? You're that against meat?
No, I'm that against us being gluttonous
Thinking that animals live on this earth to get eaten
Okay, is it how we treat them?
Uh, that sure doesn't help
Ok
She like I'm not opposed to us hunting
But now we not trackin' them down
We just breed them to eat
That's disgusting
You should honestly read on the subject
Alright hold up
Just because we're not running around with a bow and arrow
Doesn't mean we're not hunting these chickens
We just decided the place to do our hunting intelligently enough
To manipulate these animals and get them to do exactly what we want
That's my point we just incubate animals
Instead of just letting them live how they come
But, that's just your God at work bitch
Why we go hard on earth
What you think would happen right now
If you left my place
And there were like three wolves waiting for you
Wolves?
Bitch, they would tear your ass up
Viciously
Like they would eat your titties
And your pussy
That's what they do
And your face and shit
Humans are smarter bitch
That's what we do
She like apples to oranges
Bitch that phrase don't make no sense
Why can't fruit be compared?
She like I'm gonna leave
There's just all of these conflicting principles
Right, enjoy your pepperoni pizza
I will, that's my god given right
She like where is my bag?
Oh that leather one next to the trash?
That's the one right? Made out of cow, I think?
Uhh why are there no Ubers in this area?
So you don't eat the meat, you just be wearing the shit
I'm not listening dude
That's barbaric as shit
Do you come from the vikings?
Why are you even still talking?
Do you take peoples land?
Do you fuck with the war?
How are there no Ubers anywhere?
Just download Lyft, they are bigger in presence out here
I don't wanna add shit to my phone
Okay the choices are clear, ho
Ubers are not around here at all
Taxis will come but they real slow
And the brain gotta poop
T minus 5 till the brain gotta shit
I just downloaded Lyft, but it's being so glitchy
Uhh, look do you just want to sleep here?
Uhh no thanks
It's past 2 am
I'm not sharing a bed with you
You can sleep in my bed, I'll just sleep on the floor
Fine, you're sure?
Yeah, it's cool
I won't throw you out to the wolves
Oh my god, you are so annoying
I couldn't help myself
But can you at least throw me a pillow?
I'm just pillow talking with a bitch
I'm just pillow talking with a bitch
I just finished spazzin' on a bitch
Now I'm pillow talking with a bitch
Brain gotta poop still
Please don't neglect the brain
Please don't neglect the brain
Hold on, is that my Lyft?
Nah, I got a pizza
Full pepperoni too
So, you're not gonna wanna be a part of it
(But first you should poop)
(Please don't neglect the brain)
Rip to all the who are searching the title of this music cause they like this song on tik tok
T-5 TO THE BRAIN GOTTA SHIT LMFAO
BITCH?! The Dinosaurs 💀
I'm here because of tiktok lol. I couldn't get this out of my head... the full song did not disappoint!
4:56 tiktok entered the chat
"Dis bitch don't know 'bout Pangaea"
4:56 is for tiktok
Fu lil dick
nobody knows there's a god
T minus 5 till the brain gotta shii 😂😂
11:11
Lol
someone from tiktok?
"DAMN, EARF GO HARTD"
Ey, ey Dmn!
L tapped twice on some ass like grams
(I just fucked)
Now what I'm doing?
I'm just pillow talking with a bitch
I'm just pillow talking with a bitch
I just finished spazzin' on a bitch
Now I'm pillow talking with a bitch
I'm like girl that was great, talk about a connection
Am I alone in my praise, do you share my assessment?
She like yeah that was nice, I enjoyed myself
Great, yeah
She like can you reach that shelf for my phone?
I'll take care the alarm
I'm like "oh, for the morning, like to sleep?"
She like yeah, we just had sex
What did you think?
I was just gonna fuck you and leave?
No, I I hadn't thought that far ahead
But of course, can I get you a T-Shirt?
Oh, can you not tickle my hair?
It's just a personal thing, it's not you
Okay sorry for doing it
No, no, it's just a personal thing, it's not you
Okay cool. Yeah
Uhhh, so you're from Minnesota?
Only thing I know is that it's cold
Break it down, how's it compare to living in LA?
Well, I can't compare them they're so different
Y'know what I'm sayin?
Yeah, for sure
She like apples to oranges
Yeah, well you can still compare them but I hear ya
What's the deal with your family? Got any siblings?
She like I have a brother, I'm like oh what he do?
She like he in the Army
Oh, true
Uhh, do you fuck with the war?
She like huh, what did you just say?
Huh, like just now?
Yeah
Do you fuck to the war?
No, I don't fuck with the war
I'm like no, I don't fuck with the war
Just don't know how to react to the forces
I should have just thanked you of course -
Uh, why would you thank me?
Uh, I guess I assumed it would extend to the families but okay
While we on the topic
I been actually thinking about some shit
About the Army and Navy
What if tomorrow is the day
That the fucking aliens came
And invaded our nation?
Like, would we even be able to fuck with their shit?
Like do we have the type of weaponry to fuck with their ships?
So not at all, like would they just walk up in this motherfucker
Laughin' at us, and blastin' at us
And makin' everybody disintegrate and assimilate
Without a hint of intimidation?
Or could we do some shit to be making they heart race?
Granted I don't know the alien heart, but
You get what the fuck I'm sayin?
Like what the fuck would it be like?
Would they be like Earth go hard?
Or is it just another conquest?
Or would they be like damn earth go hard
They was harder than Simian
You ever talk to your brother about this uh type of stuff?
Then she like no
I'm like well what you think?
She like I don't concern myself with hypotheticals that couldn't be
I'm like girl what you mean?
She like I don't believe
In the war?
In aliens
Oh hold up
Hold up, wait
Girl what you sayin?
That all of the life in the universe happens to be where you stand?
I guess
What an enormous coincidence that shit would be
Do you see what I'm sayin'?
I can't hear what you're sayin'
Well the universe always expanding
There are infinite galaxies
Why would we be the anomaly?
She like that's no coincidence
I call that shit God
I'm like oh you're religious, bitch
You think it's all God
No, I know it's all God
No, I know that there might be a God
First off, nobody knows there's a God
Girl I think we should drop this
No, what's goin' on in your brain right now?
Brain uhh, brain on some other shit though
I been all up in the club for the year hey brain
I been killin' shit don't mind me
I'm just top flight
I could sure use a Sprite
I'm thirsty as fuck
Who gettin money?
That's brain
Who make decisions?
That's brain
Who make the hits?
That's been brain
Who run the whole operation?
That be brain
(Brain, can you just get back to the issue here)
Uh, can you just remind the brain?
(You're such an idiot, we're talking about God and if he exists)
Don't call brain names
The brain couldn't recall
But if I'm not mistaken this bitch to my left
Guaranteed there's a god
(I believe in a god, yes)
So god never wrong
God never wrong, right?
Yeah, that's like the whole point
(Brain just get there, please)
Hold up
So god made the earth
And god was like hold up, this shit is boring
It need more shit
God was like Imma put dinosaurs on that bitch
Dinosaurs on that bitch
Then he like why I put dinosaurs on that shit?
What is your brain even saying?
Can he get to the point?
Hold up brain you just did it
God ain't wrong what the fuck was he thinking
About what?
Bitch, the dinosaurs
He made the Earth for them
But then he like nah?
Dinosaurs are just blah?
What's your point?
I'mma cook up some blondes?
Like he was way off
I don't look like a dinosaur
Ho them things 35 feet
I'm like 5 foot 11
But on Tinder I'm 6 foot
Seen that Brachiosaurus
That thing fuckin' neck go to heaven
And that's just an expression bitch
There ain't no heaven
Ha, funny
I'm just messin' but if he ain't wrong
I guess this the exception
Can I talk now?
Go ahead
Look
Everything in life has purpose
You, chickens, a midget at a circus
What?
I don't interpret
She like that's not for me to determine
So dinosaurs purpose was to just die?
That's not for me to determine
But ok
I'm just a person
Okay, but think of the root of the argument girl
View how we started this girl, like you don't believe in the aliens
You confine God to earth girl, I find that shit silly salient
I just don't presume to know the plan
Bitch me neither but that's not what I've been sayin
But what are you sayin?
Why can't God fuck with aliens?
Why can't Earth just be like a fucking small side project for this guy?
Ok, look we just don't see eye to eye
Yeah but logically like you don't believe in your side
Yeah but you're like bringing up fucking dinosaurs
Like we could have shared the earth with them nobody knows
Yeah, there is hard soil evidence girl
Like what's next you don't fuck with Pangaea?
She like lets change the subject
Ok
(This bitch don't know about Pangaea, uhm)
Brain leave it alone
I'm starving, are you hungry by chance?
Oh my god I'm so hungry
Yes, do you wanna get a pizza?
Fuck yeah. fuck yeah, I'm on it
Also I'm sorry about that whole interrogation thing
Come on dude I'm a grown up
I'm capable of having intelligent conversations
Okay, I just fuck it
Okay back to this pizza I lean pepperoni
Ugh
Sausage?
How can you eat that shit?
No, no, no, this not Dominoes
This legit, is high quality meat and shit
No, no, I'm vegetarian
Oh right, well we can get half pepperoni
And half of whatever you like
Uh, ew, I can't have that shit
In the same box
Seriously? You're that against meat?
No, I'm that against us being gluttonous
Thinking that animals live on this earth to get eaten
Okay, is it how we treat them?
Uh, that sure doesn't help
Ok
She like I'm not opposed to us hunting
But now we not trackin' them down
We just breed them to eat
That's disgusting
You should honestly read on the subject
Alright hold up
Just because we're not running around with a bow and arrow
Doesn't mean we're not hunting these chickens
We just decided the place to do our hunting intelligently enough
To manipulate these animals and get them to do exactly what we want
That's my point we just incubate animals
Instead of just letting them live how they come
But, that's just your God at work bitch
Why we go hard on earth
What you think would happen right now
If you left my place
And there were like three wolves waiting for you
Wolves?
Bitch, they would tear your ass up
Viciously
Like they would eat your titties
And your pussy
That's what they do
And your face and shit
Humans are smarter bitch
That's what we do
She like apples to oranges
Bitch that phrase don't make no sense
Why can't fruit be compared?
She like I'm gonna leave
There's just all of these conflicting principles
Right, enjoy your pepperoni pizza
I will, that's my god given right
She like where is my bag?
Oh that leather one next to the trash?
That's the one right? Made out of cow, I think?
Uhh why are there no Ubers in this area?
So you don't eat the meat, you just be wearing the shit
I'm not listening dude
That's barbaric as shit
Do you come from the vikings?
Why are you even still talking?
Do you take peoples land?
Do you fuck with the war?
How are there no Ubers anywhere?
Just download Lyft, they are bigger in presence out here
I don't wanna add shit to my phone
Okay the choices are clear, ho
Ubers are not around here at all
Taxis will come but they real slow
And the brain gotta poop
T minus 5 till the brain gotta shit
I just downloaded Lyft, but it's being so glitchy
Uhh, look do you just want to sleep here?
Uhh no thanks
It's past 2 am
I'm not sharing a bed with you
You can sleep in my bed, I'll just sleep on the floor
Fine, you're sure?
Yeah, it's cool
I won't throw you out to the wolves
Oh my god, you are so annoying
I couldn't help myself
But can you at least throw me a pillow?
I'm just pillow talking with a bitch
I'm just pillow talking with a bitch
I just finished spazzin' on a bitch
Now I'm pillow talking with a bitch
Brain gotta poop still
Please don't neglect the brain
Please don't neglect the brain
Hold on, is that my Lyft?
Nah, I got a pizza
Full pepperoni too
So, you're not gonna wanna be a part of it
(But first you should poop)
(Please don't neglect the brain)
4:56 LIKE IF YOUR HERE FROM TIKTOK
The girl's got a point though..
wtf did i jus see
*dinosaurs on dis bitch*
0.023 Dat slow = mo !fap
Poor brain
Garbage
This song got me into lil dicky still my favorite song
this is pretty good
Well that was fun to watch
THE BEST SONG EVER !!!
The brain is the cutest tho
She sexy as hell.
Do you fuck w/ the war? Lol
5:01 is the tik tok part, for people who were wondering
5:27 the brain is so cute
Just get cheese pizza
“Oh you’re religious bitch” 😂
Was that John c. Reilly lol
This is like R Kelly except a brain was trapped in the closet.
Midget at a circus: *happiness noise*
I love to listen to this song when I'm high. Specially when the brain makes his dope entrance
totally confusing....she nice though
I would love to get into an intelligent conversation with him.
Wolves Gon eat that pussy too 😂😂😂
U have to smoke too much weed before listening to it 😂😂❤🔥🔥🔥🔥
BRAIN NEEDS HIS OWN FILM
22K vegeterians got mad bout this....
He looks like my gay theater teacher
Personally his video raises a lot of questions we all think about. All we can do is choose to live our lives how we want. I choose to believe in god, and I live dinosaurs and other prehistoric stuff. We’re not all going to agree on everything, so let’s get along and just agree to disagree. Life’s too short to spend it arguing with each other.
This bitch don't know bout Pangea
I've been thinking about this video almost non-stop so I had to come back to watch the video again. Props to Taylor Misiak who is playing the female in the video. A lot of the clips are solid one-take's for sure with only a few moment's where she's off camera speaking. She accurately lip-synced everything with only one moment where I can't tell if she's just opening her mouth as a facial expression, or if she went to lip sync early and noticed before correcting it. Everything though seem's so legit as if this was an actual event going down. Solid acting. No exaggerated hand movements, or body language. I'm impressed.
We not gonna talk bout him having one of the brothers he missin will Pharrell
“This bitch don’t know ‘bout Pangea” 😡🧠
Brain needs an oscar award🥵🥵😂😩😩
Brain is one of the top 10 rappers eminem is afraid to diss
Dave lol
dis bitch don’t know bout Pangea
Lil dicky’s brain- 2017
My brain during a math exam: 4:30
her tiny ass is disgusting
Well humans purpose is to die too just saying but lil dicky is killing it
had no idea there was a video for this
I can’t believe I just watched that whole thing
4:55 tik tok I got ya
5:00 is what you looking for
Tik Tok mfs looking for 4:58
Brain be vibin
I'm just saying anyone noticed him passing her the bowl
Pillow talking with Kaitlin Bennett must be like this
I FOUND IT! I F***ING FOUND IT!!!!!!! Yes 😭👏🏻💪🏻
Best Lil Dicky song