Lil Dicky - DEEZUS Lyrics






[Verse 1 - Lil Dicky:]
Drinkin' up at summer camp
Itchin' on ma underwear
Dicky got a ton a hair
Money talk, rap game Chris Tucker here
Erry' muggle fuckin with' me
Going nuts, word to chunky Jiffy
Cold cuts up in the Panini
Mo butt than a Puerto Rican, I been tryna freak too
Nowadays Dicky tryna get a little freak to
Nominate Dicky dick for a little free poon
Honestly, probably rather have a little sweet boo to let me spoon
Fuck it I'm conflicted
Now that the kid been spitting dat
All types a women starting to listen and part of Lil Dicky sorta wishing
For a chick I can build with start to finish
But an even bigger part of me is tryna fuck
All these twitter bitches pictures looking fine as fuck
Been a girlfriend guy for a while and shucks
This the first time dimes been in line to stuff
But, I ain't doin' em all, or doin' em raw
Da boy ain't new to the ballin'
Viewing it all just like
A straight Jew at the mall with loot in the wallet
The restraint engrained up into the ball
But I ain't blue in the balls tho
Got a lil' boo up in law school
Freckles all up over her nostrils
She doing me proper, lotsa pasta, shots of vodka
Tonsil soccer, pop then it's off to clasa hasta manana
Being weird again
There he go Kanye being weird again
It's okay he allowed cause he legendary
But I don't really know how to treat this segment

[Verse 2 - Lil Dicky:]
Sippin' on an Orangina
Bout' to see a foreign feature
Skittles and a quarter reefer
I snuck em both inside the theater
Used to do a ton of math
Now I'm close to doing none of that
I'm bout to hire someone's dad
And he about to do a ton of math
Add it up, rapping crack, gon' stack it up
Back it up ho, das whassup
Cracker jacks at the bank
Cole Hamels up, drank a cup and I'm kind of buzzed
I'm high as fuck, but fuck that
Where them bitches sitting 7th inning finna fuck at
Used to fuck with bitches that was timid with the nutsack
Now I'm fuckin' bitches let me jizz up on they buttcrack
Das a fun fact, I'm
Head of ma class and ready for mine
And like a great red in a glass, I'm better with time
I mean I came letterman jacket, ready to shine
They up designer shit
I'm in footie pajamas bitch
Omelettes, bomb as shit
The rhyming sick
Competish can't conquer dis'
I'm legit, honest chicks is on ma dick
I ain't a God but... you can call me Deezus
Switch to beat up
Ye, I see ya
Bout to make more tortillas
Pork carnitas
Going straight North Korea
Poor Aaliyah
Sorta Lena
Y'all dudes more Madea
Touring, writing, rapping, snoring while I'm napping
Luring these foreign tourists to ma sack and scoring
During performances in the back and
I'm making all of this up because I'm rappin'
Inside a lucky 4 bedroom apartment
That we found on Craigslist and settled in August
You know it was rent control and it was awesome
It came with' a washer
And a dryer
Goodbye y'all





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  1. A.... ....

    idk if i like lil dicky or not. its weird

  2. I.... J....

    Perfection

  3. B.... ....

    S/o to Deezus from FWOB

  4. K.... Z....

    that apartment was a good deal

  5. J.... S....

    0:27 did he say something about Puerto Ricans??

  6. B.... D....

    A hardcore white rapper like he is

  7. k.... a....

    yea man hardcore ll karis I'm rapper too

  8. S.... ....

    do Lil'D have snapchat for us fans ?! id like that ... some1 tell me ? :)

  9. a.... s....

    Going nuts word to chunky jiffy except jiffy never existed 👁

  10. N.... a....

    Dicky killed it. <3

  11. N.... L....

    If I could I would've signed him after hearing this. His flow change is mind blowing.

  12. P.... t....

    where them bitches Sittin 7th inning feena fuck at

  13. D.... ....

    Honestly been with him since his mixtape dropped, been there too long to ditch him

  14. S.... S....

    don't get deleted
    only DOPE people will understand

  15. S.... ....

    in the beginning did he say every muggle fucking with me? from harry potter?

  16. B.... S....

    This beat is fucking cool

    B.... S....

    Ben Smith Listen to send it up

    B.... S....

    JD Send It Up

  17. T.... D....

    Savage king

  18. N.... D....

    lol sippin on an orangina

  19. N.... S....

    This nigga head so many punchlines and his wordplay is amazing

  20. G.... ....

    I drink Orangina too

  21. P.... ....

    Dude. It could of been better.

  22. E.... G....

    lil dicky stright 🔥🔥🔥

  23. b.... ....

    nice rap... just the sound... (for me) was horrible....

  24. K.... M....

    youtube autoplay has failed me once again

  25. T.... Z....

    "I don't really know how to treat this segment" lol straight honest

    T.... Z....

    hahaha no bs from dicky

  26. F.... E....

    the best sick af😍🔥

    F.... E....

    goes HARD

  27. J.... C....

    He can have fun and mess round on any beat and use it to its fullest. His dope/sillyAF bars banged on your track.

  28. M.... Z....

    http://www.twinkledeals.com/long-sleeves/personality-star-stripes-irregular-print/p_257225.html?seid=dpQ4S4b38UvGv2Md4MEQUdK12C

  29. M.... C....

    "Bouta see a fun feature" talking about ifunny?

  30. J.... F....

    G easy would kill this beat

    J.... F....

    need to hear him on it!

  31. K.... S....

    Hahaha turn on closed captions for lyrics. .. nice try! haha

  32. 4.... ....

    Yooooo he said Cole Hamels!!!!!!!

  33. T.... T....

    "There go Kanye being weird again" LOL..... #Yup

    T.... T....

    TriL TV he's saying it cuz he's using his beat

    T.... T....

    @Yiyo Tellez I know that!

  34. N.... ....

    SO FLAMES!

  35. F.... ....

    dude ill

  36. h.... ....

    HYPE WILLiams VIDEO

  37. R.... G....

    This music... Its the same from song thappad by raftaar

    R.... G....

    gonna have to check that out!

  38. B.... C....

    Looking for a comment with tons of likes... The internet is happening there

    B.... C....

    loool truth

  39. G.... H....

    just came from eminem's campaign freestyle thing..so this right here sounds very childish..

    G.... H....

    Gus Hernandez That's the point Dicky's a joke rapper

    G.... H....

    Gus Hernandez That's the point Dicky's a joke rapper

    G.... H....

    lmao eminem's campaign freestyle is cool to demonstrate forcing multis, but i rather listen to this, because it's music

    G.... H....

    Eminem used to be a joker rapper too, ever heard of slim shady?

  40. V.... ....

    THE HEAT

  41. C.... ....

    hard as fuck... but also hard to listen to ahaha

  42. E.... R....

    DEEZUS JUST ROSE AGAIN

  43. 3.... B....

    3 years old

  44. r.... z....

    can you dudes not acknowledge when the track was released. out here like this is that new new

  45. T.... M....

    broke my heart lil bit there LD. I want a chance in being your lil sweet boo :'(

    it's ok heart... we have our own washer and dryer :D

  46. v.... t....

    damn the beat is fucking with my head

    v.... t....

    'unique' hahaha. It sounds exactly like one of Kanye's tracks, maybe it is. I'm dying foh

    v.... t....

    OK, imma shut up, he even mentioned Kanye

    v.... t....

    Samuel Peeters haha are you done?

    v.... t....

    Mate its the Yeezus beat, hence DEEZUS

    v.... t....

    i failed so hard hahaha

  47. O.... D....

    What's the instrumental

    O.... D....

    Send It Up - Kanye West

  48. W.... B....

    Dicky you're a great rapper, both in your comedic and serious ventures, but the background beat and siren like shit to this song is fucking annoying as shit imho. It's just too gaudy man. Oh well, all the other songs of your were great though.

    W.... B....

    Wolff Bro the siren with good bass fucking pisses me off its annoying like you said

    W.... B....

    It isn't even his beat lmao it's from a Kanye album

    W.... B....

    @Ari Niko Bradshaw Either way pretty shit imo. And that's JUST imo.

    W.... B....

    at 1:24 lil Dickey acknowledges that..

    W.... B....

    This song is 3 years old.

  49. T.... H....

    eppppppppppp

  50. R.... ....

    I hate this song. The background is way too obnoxiously loud.

  51. A.... F....

    Can we please get these songs on spotify!

  52. G.... ....

    Bruh your too funny 😂🔥

  53. V.... D....

    Seeing LD a week from tonight, so excited.

  54. J.... M....

    Dicky we made it!!

    J.... M....

    we really did it!

    J.... M....

    Promoting Sounds Please never stop uploading his tracks and Russ, my favorite rappers and I'm pretty sure you do both of their tracks. Thank you ✌🎶👌

  55. l.... m....

    dicky is a odd beast
    too dope

    l.... m....

    definitely unique but definitely dope!

    l.... m....

    loco moshbro he's the dopest bro. Expect to see him blow up even more than he already did

  56. T.... ....

    Lil Dicky😈😈

  57. u.... ....

    I was just at his concert lmao HE WAS 🔥🔥🔥

    u.... ....

    the one at Seattle?

    u.... ....

    Justin Williams Michigan

    u.... ....

    Viktor Kalaj
    I also saw him in Detroit. He put on a great show!

  58. S.... N....

    such a beast
    SUBSCRIBE!

    S.... N....

    THANK YOU! wont let you down

  59. J.... T....

    my phone just blew tf up boii🔥

    J.... T....

    must be the Note 7

    J.... T....

    ThugNasty NastyThug you mean galaxy

  60. m.... p....

    old content...good track though

  61. t.... s....

    Beat hard af.

  62. B.... J....

    you just earned a sub out of me

    B.... J....

    Bryan James earned? shut the fuck up

    B.... J....

    Bryan James Same

  63. A.... J....

    LIL DICKY>

  64. J.... N....

    I fuck with lil dicky but idk if he should have touched this one

  65. j.... ....

    Yo rent control and a washer dryer, you made out!

  66. o.... s....

    can we please give Lil dicky a nigga card !!!

  67. C.... M....

    Lil D did this one dirty!

    C.... M....

    stays going in!

  68. K.... C....

    Mr leftward sloping penis

    K.... C....

    Starvin' Marvin

    K.... C....

    jamal albayaa aka young dick

  69. S.... W....

    Make more like this LD

    S.... W....

    he needs to! so many bars

  70. S.... W....

    Fire as fuck🔥🔥

  71. U.... ....

    That Trojan commercial was hilarious.

    U.... ....

    hahaha dicky is just hilarious

    U.... ....

    I saw it for the first time yesterday i was like "Hey sis THAT'S LIL DICKY OMFG"

    U.... ....

    Which is a mind fuck because he uses tiny Durex condoms lol

  72. m.... s....

    wtf lol love this guy man

  73. J.... M....

    This is pretty old & it's just now making it out here?

  74. T.... ....

    i always have expectations with dicky, and they're always met

  75. B.... ....

    THIS INSTRUMENTAL IS MAUUUDDDD

  76. R.... C....

    legendary.

  77. B.... B....

    lil dicky a fool lol

    B.... B....

    lmao too funny

  78. s.... ....

    gotta get this on spotify

  79. B.... I....

    Lil Deezy Nuts. Sick af.

    B.... I....

    his flow tho 🔥

  80. S.... ....

    My Twitter name was lil' Dick for like two years. I feel scammed.

    S.... ....

    SBeckerDTD Lil Dicky has been around for 7-8 years. That is on you bud

    S.... ....

    UniqueTriip I get that is a joke. That is why I said mine as a joke. That is the problem with text on the internet, the emotion of the voice is eluded

  81. j.... h....

    this boy so trash. stop hyping lil dicky

    j.... h....

    mac miller dead. he had a couple decent songs i guess. but that was before he was mainstream. like nikes on my feet was dope. then he sold out

    j.... h....

    Hell all of best day ever was sick and then blue side park was pretty good. I started to not care about mac after that tho

    j.... h....

    justin higgins please elaborate.

    j.... h....

    Moses Aho actually Diz isn't white as far as I am aware.

  82. G.... ....

    ARE JEWS CATHOLICS?

    G.... ....

    @Jabby Borromeo IS JESUS CATHOLIC?

    G.... ....

    Mark John Luchico yes

  83. t.... ....

    Lil Dicky is similar to God...Lil Dicky=Omnipotent

  84. G.... P....

    Stright flame with this mafucka🔥🔥

  85. M.... W....

    check my song out

    M.... W....

    Splashtown Hawa¡¡¡ You fucking suck

  86. D.... ....

    Peep at my music I know you'll fuck with it

  87. M.... ....

    Look its a Dicky!

  88. P.... ....

    FIRE ALERT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    P.... ....

    DICKYS BRINGING IT!

  89. T.... B....

    fuck yea I'm early

  90. S.... S....

    Was this recently made?

  91. M.... A....

    he's fucking at it again lil dicky with a low key diss in them footie pajamas lol hell yeah rabbi dicky

  92. N.... S....

    lil dicky is the niggan raw at basketball too

    N.... S....

    Use your second language English and try that again.

  93. D.... N....

    Slim boner killed it

    D.... N....

    not surprised anymore!

  94. m.... ....

    bro whoever typed up the lyrics fucking sucks...most of the first half of the lyrics are wrong...

  95. C.... S....

    Dicky killed this shit fuck the haters

    C.... S....

    fr! always gonna have haters but thought it was dopeee

    C.... S....

    Not really and I fuck with him, but whatever makes you sleep at night.
    I was disappointed, but Lil Dicky slappies like yourself would say the sound of him taking a shit was dope and wouldn't wanna hear otherwise.

    C.... S....

    That's the best thing about this song dude, if you cant feel that freestyle flow your sleeping on this guy. Every one who's been listening to Dicky knows he can do much better but look at the positive feedback he's getting on this... the boy is doing his thing he's not falling off.

  96. S.... H....

    them verses made deez nuts Wet 💦💦💦

  97. J.... M....

    "I don't really know how to treat this segment" LMAO I'm on the floor

    J.... M....

    bro how does he do it hahaha