Lil Dicky - Bruh... Lyrics
Bruh...
Bruh...
LD
Bruh
A.K.A. stem cells
Everybody know the cat like a dope meme
I got em' buzzing off the crack like a dope fiend
They saw em' come up with a Mac yeah I'm so Steve
Nowadays bitches tryna crack got 'em ODing
Like how them hoes want to get it with L
They know it's cold enough to charge like a letterman sale
If they gon' stand behind the bars I'm in federal jail
I'm going far like a general mail
On that note I got the fellas saying what up, the tape what up
I'm great, shut up, the flowing no debate just us
I'm out of shape but I'm straight to fuck
Yeah you know I got a chicken in the condo
I was sick of getting off beat she a bongo
Now she playing with the hard D being Rondo
Drunk and go inside her all sweet like a Strongbow
How I'm'a do?
I got your ex coming next like a W do
I gotta flex, I'm the best, now I'm being direct
I'm unimpressed by these bitches that I see in the press
I'm kinda vexed by the trash like I'm cleaning a mess
Cus they as real when they rap as a Chias a pet
They old news stocks plummet! Men's leg hair they ain't cut it!
Forget about your era, Pat Summitt
Finesse writtens
I wanna get a hundred bitches and fuck with the spitting
Religious like a couple of post-marital Christians
I've been official, Dick Bevetta a living
You better dig it like you bitches got a mill in the ditch
I'm killing this shit I been kicking like a villainous ninja
My shit is gripping when I run it how the fuck I be slippin
I be intimate with them hoes, she never flummoxed
I take chick, pee and smash, I call it hummus
And I be funny with this shit, I'm just playing
But still nobody fucking with the kid I'm just saying
Ah! Got a chicken parm on the date it seem
But I don't even know the broad, she just grating the cheese
I don't even got a job I just blaze and free
But still they give a boy bands, 98 degrees
So come fuck with me
I got a couple hundred bitches doing drugs with me
And I got a couple dozen bitches tryna hug Dicky
And I got a couple bitches who be steady fucking me
Hey, that's a good ass life
Only thing I got left find a good ass wife
But yo I gotta hit these hoes first, don't tell Mom
But in a year I'm'a bend over Michelle Obama
Bruh you know I gotta do it while I'm hot
I'm tryna get blew in most states like Barack
I'm tryna show a boo the last name of the Rock
And put her on D till we O, J Watt
I never hit the scene when I do I'm high and wasted
I'm fucking with them jeans love them bitches high waisted
I run around your team, you a player but I'm Naismith
And I Command V, while you copy I just paste it, face it
Hotel got 'em puffing on the L, going harder than some hell
You ain't knew it
If everybody had to tell the truth and you had to pick a dude
Spitting better than your dude: can't do it
Telling me damn you got bitches, damn you got hoes
Damn you got money, but damn I got flow
Damn you got riches, damn you got clothes
Damn you got honeys but damn I got soul
Hold up. This shit I'm making's always tight it's like a yoga store
They all up in the other boat it's why I'm overboard
I'm taking time to do it right it's like a soda pour
Cus we ain't loving all you bitches like we spoken for
I been packing the band-wagon, the man cracking
The man packing the stands, had them clapping they hands
Tagging they ‘grams, Manhattan was ham
Slapping the fans, playing havin' the plan
Fans rapping the jams, sagging my pants
You see the type of shit I do on the track?
Hot shit like I poop in the jacket
Won't mack your bitch but yo I'm bout to come and mack your clique
Your whole friend group fucking with Dick (no hetero)
I yawn when I hear these motherfuckers on the radio
They ball all retarded Cuba Gooding up in Radio
I long for the moment I can say that's not debatable
I'm past that, I wonder who appreciate it like a Snapchat
Aflac, duck the dude, I'm going hard for the grind but I tuck this move
I made war with the rhymes, motherfuck your crew
These bitches going Adolf, tryna fuck this Jew
I'm too nice like a motherfucker that fell in love with a boo
Twice as in double as fuckable as he was
And dude tries to be subtle and get her cuddling
Venting her troubles and getting her truffles and ending up
Befuddled when she don't fuck him and someone tell him listen
You bugging she never fucking a pedestrian muggle like you
So why all the trouble but he rebuttal with
I think I just love her so I would shudder at the thought
Of being anything other than nice
(I’m that nice)
Heat bang like I caught a body/Port-A-Potty
It wasn't even deep dang shit is still a hobby
It's too bad bitches sleeping on me threesome
Cus now these bitches want to help but he don't need none
I'm all time like the Wall at the Bank
You've no shot like you drawing a blank
Honestly you probably couldn't hang man
I've been drawing a blank
Giving you lines while you sitting there and drawing a blank
So go in the rink, chilling like it's dough in the bank
And I’m flowing danker than a grower in Napa
Growing the stankest cannabis
Doing rap and pro-est smacking the hoe-est rappers
And showing the total package like my flaccid is growing fatter
Samoan cracker dapper rapper had to keep goin
Yeah that rap is a rap I know you rappers napping don't know it
There’s a dagger pita pappa-tapping on the window
It’s a real accurate metaphor of what you having in store
And I be snapping I mean I be splashing on the
Pane me your rain, fallin
Quicker than Aladdin for his dame
Are you better than me?
Bruh
Other Lyrics by Artist
- Lil Dicky - XXL Freshman 2016 - Lil Dicky Freestyle
- Lil Dicky - Parental Advisory (Interlude)
- Lil Dicky - Pillow Talking
- Lil Dicky - Personality
- Lil Dicky - Oh Well
- Lil Dicky - $Ave Dat Money
- Lil Dicky - Hannibal Interlude
- Lil Dicky - Bruh...
- Lil Dicky - Molly
- Lil Dicky - White Crime
- Lil Dicky - Lemme Freak For Real Tho (Outro)
- Lil Dicky - Lemme Freak
- Lil Dicky - Who Knew
- Lil Dicky - Professional Rapper
- Lil Dicky - Meet The Burds (Interlude)
- Lil Dicky - I'm Right
- Lil Dicky - Classic Male Pregame
- Lil Dicky - The Antagonist
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Lil Dicky Bruh... Comments
You're all fuckin dumb asses no one care about what you think get a fucking life fuck
1 of my favorite songs by lil dicky
*THIS IS A FREESTYLE*
I spit this last night at karaoke 🎤
Alexa, what’s “flummoxed”?
Aflac, "Duck the dude". Reference to the insurance company.
Instead of "Adolf", it's "Nate Dogg tryna f*ck this Jew". Goes back to the Straight Outta Compton reference when Nate took the money from their "business partner".
https://youtu.be/vPGNIAtv40E either his freestyle was so bomb he made it into a actual song or he had this song pre done and just got lazy during the freestyle
imagine your rapper name being lil dicky
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he deaaaad dissed em em" the era that imfrom will pummel you thats what its comin to" lill dickey "forget about your era"
I can put this song on repeat don’t get bored.
this popped up in my playlist and played it 4 times over the shit goes so hard!!!!
Legit best rap track of all time but a lot of rap fans rockin that double digit IQ and aren't ready
I can't even say lil d is all flow
This man was absent during the class in which taught run on sentences
Я охуел, пацаны, признаться честно.
Lil Dicky: releases bruh
My friend: does something stupid
Me (replying to both of them): BRUH
Billy Martin that joke was bad and you should feel really really bad
Should "chilling like stoning and banging" be "chilling like there's dough in the bank"?
I'm out of shape but I'm straight to fuck 😜😂🔥
Play at 1.25x and its dope as hell <3
falling quicker than Aladdin for his dame*.
like when he swoops her up with his rug as she falls
how has nobody corrected this
we live in a society
how can you sleep
Damn that last verse trips me up everytime. Dope flow
There can never be a clean version of this song☹️ just the song or the instrumentals. The clean version would have just like three complete sentences or less
Love the video..
But it kills my eyes. 😁 all I see is white lines
Love the Boondocks add
I bet he can win a rap battle against Eminem
Wait a minute. So you’re telling me. Lil Dicky DIDNT freestyle that Shade 45 verse? Who woulda thought?
He did. Freestyle being made up is a common misconception. Off the dome is on the spot, freestyle is lyrics that you can repeat over a different beat and flow that you were unprepared for. People who freestyle have written lines before then fit them to the beat. If you see off the dome raps thats when they make it up right there. And thats besides the point. This track was also released 5 months ish after he "freestyled" that verse. If it worked well and got views is it that had to believe he took that verse and incorporated it into a track?
I think it's AFLAC, DUCK THE DUDE. (RIP gilbert godfrey)
He spit this on sway
jesus christ this shit hard as fuck
Wow..so this wasn’t a freestyle on sway..
He freestyled this in sway in the moring
Best Lil Dicky song, best song of 2015, best rap song of the 2010s. This songs belongs in the year 2120, LD is centuries ahead of his contemporaries.
Have you ever realized when a rapper makes a real song after their freestyle, the beats are always kinda trash
Have you ever realized that this song was made before he did the freestyle?
Is this the same beat he used for Save Dat Money?
Whatcha 👍
I just came back to this song and I can still do it at 1.5 almost 1.75 speed and I just went back to 1x it sounds so slow holyyy
Yeah... Beautiful stuff, dewd. 'bars' and 'sky hooks' have been set as my alarm for a while now... good on ya! Giving white folk a chance to stand out for once!
Did you say something?
This song is a fucking masterpiece. I just don't get how he has the lung volume for this? I tend to lose my breath halfway and cant finish the long fast parts because of lack of air. Ahhh should probably quit smoking
No hetero 🤣🤣🤣🤣
ALL THE PUNS 😂
Fuckin masterpiece 😍😍
WHAT THE FUCK 😮
Hello, can somebody please bring back this Lil Dicky?
Oh, he just released a new (extremely elaborate) single a week or two ago. I thought he was gone too but he was just working on something big
This rap is the equivalent of through the fire and flames on Guitar Hero 3.
jew bruh
i think he is like a god of rap lyrics i can't even sing with him along but soon i am gonna memorize this and i rap it
And what? White people can't rap!? Bruh This is better quality than most other rappers.
bruh moment
This Rap and Lil Dicky both are criminally underrated
Im tryna show a boo the last name of the rock XD Whip that Johnson out booy
chris weird That's the joke...
I dont like the beat ay
2:33 Gives me fucking chills. 🔥
This is ART
Cant un hear peeping like a port-a-potty.. thanks -_-
Oh my God, Lil Dicky is ridiculously talented 🙌
mordern day biggie smalls stringing songs together using nothing but rhymes
THAT'S RIGHT ! LET'S LISTEN TO THE FUTURE .
Hot shit like I poop in the jacket...god damn!
That's how to say some shit
We're going to be dissecting Dicky's lyrics for years. He's very witty, intelligent and has an extensive vocabulary. I'd put him in with the very best of the word play rappers.
Instrumental please
That's a b r u h moment
Next Eminem?
"(no hetero)"
I died 😂😂
Who is here from 11/9/2019
"Hot shit like I poop in a jacket" if this ain't gold idk what is
This song could almost be an entire album
So So underrated
Bruh sound effect #2
This shit lame dont call it a freestyle if you prepared it before hand...and even lamer throw it behind a different beat n call it a new song hit some diffrent bars homie
This was his sway freestyle no idea who did this but.... weak
This is the actual full song off of his album jackass. He only did the first half for the sway freestyle then put in some parts from his other song "Who Knew" know your facts before you come up here Lil goof.
god damn this song is 3 years old today..
So Fucking boring
The only part i can rap 1:40
Lil Dicky spit 156 words in 30 seconds of this song
Eminem spit 160 words in 30 seconds of "Rap God", but 4 of those words were "summa-lumma, dooma-lumma", which are made up words.
@Chupaflaba Rapping faster/as fast = better? Ok.
In “lucky you” em spits faster than he did in rap god. It’s towards the end of his verse. And every word in rap god was real. Just because it sounds like he says summa and shit doesn’t mean he did. He said “your assumin I’m a human....”
His verse on the tech n9ne song speedom was easily as fast and didn't have that in it, which he didnt just pull out of his ass it's a call back to a rapper I forget off the top of my head
Yall are a bunch of retards lol
1. Who cares
2. It's measured in syllables
3. Made up words are still words
4. Faster doesn't mean better
*insert tom meme here
this is a bruh moment
Should I sing this for my school talent show?
Bruh moment
This makes me hard
Damn dicky go hard!
Lol dicky u a boss
bangggggg
Pat Summitt!!!! Go Vols!!!!
Try this at 1.5x playback speed. So fun 😅❤
Kamikaze dropped. Didnt fuck with Dicky.
All I need to know. #RapYahweh