Langhorne Slim - Be Kind To Me Lyrics

Told you once and I told you twice:
Why be mean when you can be nice?
Come on, be kind to me!
Can't you see I'm in misery?

I hardly feel like a mustard seed
Because your love is what I need
Come on, be kind to me!
Can't you see I'm in misery?

I'm the ace of hearts and she's my queen
The best old girl you've ever seen
Come on, be kind to me!
Can't you see I'm in misery?

I told you, child, when you were sixteen
I wanted you, girl, to be my queen
Come on, be kind to me!
Can't you see I'm in misery?

A bullfrog sitting on a lily pond
And I was holdin' her in my arms
Come on, be kind to me!
Can't you see I'm in misery?

I call you on the telephone
Tell me why you're never home
Come on, be kind to me!
Can't you see I'm in misery?

Woo...
Come on, be kind to me!
Can't you see I'm in misery?