Lambert, Miranda - Two Rings Shy Lyrics






I ain’t gonna get dressed up just to be your clown
Ain’t gonna paint this pretty face like you paint the town
I ain’t wastin’ good mascara just to watch it runnin’ down
I ain’t gonna get dressed up just to be your clown

I could spend an hour on my make-up and my hair
Shoes too tall, dress too small and lacy underwear
Go down to the bar, buy myself a drink
Dangle there all perfect, like a puppet on a string

I ain’t gonna get dressed up just to be your clown
Ain’t gonna paint this pretty face like you paint the town
I ain’t wastin’ good mascara just to watch it runnin’ down
I ain’t gonna get dressed up just to be your clown

You got girls that sing and dance, I hear one's an acrobat
You got ‘em swinging from the chandelier, well, honey I don’t swing like that
The main attraction’s leaving, let the sideshow pay the rent
Take this diamond back, and you'll be two rings shy of the big top tent

I ain’t gonna get dressed up just to be your clown
Ain’t gonna paint this pretty face like you paint the town
I ain’t wastin’ good mascara just to watch it runnin’ down
I ain’t gonna get dressed up just to be your clown

I ain’t gonna get dressed up just to be your clown
Tiptoe ‘cross the tightrope, 'til you turn me upside down
Cut the cable, pull the net just to let me hit the ground
I ain’t gonna get dressed up just to be your clown





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  1. s.... n....

    Sharp lyrics by Brandy Clark and great vocal by Lambert

  2. E.... N....

    Yes she is so awesome. Old country girl. Southern rock country

  3. t.... ....

    Old memories

  4. t.... ....

    Me and my mom loved to listen to this all the time I’m crying because I miss her 😭😭😭

  5. A.... K....

    It's as if she was very prophetic, read the writing on the wall before it happened

  6. J.... T....

    They cried when she sang I GOT THE HELL OUT OF OKLAHOMA at the 2019 ACM's. Now talk about the carrying on had she cut lose on this song. This gal still has it.LOL

  7. T.... J....

    Her vocal is good. Wierd music.

  8. M.... B....

    She knew here.....

  9. R.... B....

    Love this one sweetie, Love the toughness and the lead guitar 🌷

  10. J.... T....

    Go Miranda, You are free from that wannabe. Let him lead that clown around when he isn't carrying little gavin for the camera show

  11. R.... B....

    Sounds so good to me. Being yourself is what it is All about. Blessings 🌷 Theresa

  12. F.... C....

    I love how for different songs of this album she did audios with different pics of her! That's a really creative idea

  13. J.... S....

    She knew

  14. M.... B....

    I am a Grown woman

  15. M.... B....

    The baby is the only song ..i liked of Blake's I was a fan .sorry honey I'm still a woman. Tired of men ..who think their entitled

    M.... B....

    I'm almost 43 married 20 years been with mine over 25 3 kids 4 grandkids

  16. T.... c....

    Love Miranda!!

  17. T.... M....

    i ain't gonna get dressed up just to be your clown

  18. D.... M....

    Lyrics..



    I ain't gonna get dressed up, just to be your clown
    Ain't gonna paint this pretty face, like you paint the town
    I ain't wastin' good mascara, just to watch it runnin' down
    I ain't gonna get dressed up, just to be your clown
    I could spend an hour on my makeup and my hair
    Shoes to tall, dress to small, and lacy underwear
    Go down to the bar, and buy myself a drink
    Dangle there all perfect, like a puppet on a string
    I ain't gonna get dressed up, just to be your clown
    Ain't gonna paint this pretty face, like you paint the town
    I ain't wastin' good mascara, just to watch it runnin' down
    I ain't gonna get dressed up, just to be your clown
    You got girls that sing and dance, I hear ones an acrobat,
    You got 'em swinging from the chandelier, well honey I don't swing like that
    The main attraction's leaving, let the side show pay the rent
    Take this diamond back and you'll be two rings shy of the big top tent
    I ain't gonna get dressed up, just to be your clown
    Ain't gonna paint this pretty face, like you paint the town
    I ain't wastin' good mascara, just to watch it runnin' down
    I ain't gonna get dressed up, just to be your clown
    I ain't gonna get dressed up, just to be your clown
    Tiptoe 'cross the tight-rope, till you turn me upside down
    Cut the cable, pull the net, just to let me hit the ground
    I ain't gonna get dressed up, just to be your clown

    D.... M....

    Shelton has the perfect clown now. With all that makeup and silicone

    D.... M....

    Miranda was speaking her truth in this song .

  19. Z.... S....

    I luv her #cutezz #Aunt #real #FLAWLESS #BestAunt #COUNTRY

  20. C.... R....

    Go Ran Fans Brazil 😍🙌🙌🙌

  21. C.... R....

    Miranda so beautiful 💕💕💕

  22. C.... R....

    Wowww 👏👏👏🙌😉

  23. C.... R....

    Love love love MIRANDA. 😍😍😍😍👏👏👏

  24. S.... T....

    I love this song

  25. S.... T....

    Love the carnival theme

  26. f.... ....

    But she ain't no Beyoncé. Lmao jk jk jk I just had to. Seems like every music video I click on someone is comparing a singer to Beyoncé 😂😂😂😂

    f.... ....

    freakingtv loool just couldn't resist, could yah? 😆

    f.... ....

    freakingtv you do know you didn't click on a MUSIC VIDEO right??? You clicked on a music AUDIO

    f.... ....

    Its true though, she's better.

  27. M.... B....

    I don't know how Blake shelton got away with saying she cheated she was already singing about divorce a year before..listen to the whole Cd..

    M.... B....

    Michelle Blackmon NEITHER BLAKE NOR MIRANDA CHEATED by the way

    M.... B....

    countrygirl country musiclover ..ow yes baby

    M.... B....

    Don't kid yourself he didn't get away with anything......Just the Stefani fans and his old women fans. He's now a sad case of being on that over played The Voice tv show and pushing someone else's bars. He didn't even write The "Ole Red" single they've named the bars from.

    M.... B....

    @countrygirl country musiclover ....your a blake fan baby I'm Miranda's

    M.... B....

    @countrygirl country musiclover ..ow yes he did...momas broken heart...lmao....

  28. K.... V....

    I really do wish Miranda Lambert would release more music videos.. she's GORGEOUS!!

  29. b.... g....

    omg a good guck you Blake lmao shady clown

  30. T.... K....

    spoke to my heart. Wishing you only happiness and love

  31. C.... H....

    this gal is country as chicken wire, and I love it!!

  32. D.... B....

    you are the best singer!

  33. s.... ....

    This is GOOD, Old-Fashioned country music singing!

  34. H.... A....

    Somthi jg bad

  35. H.... ....

    IS there a video for this song yet? It would be something if they could make a video of this song "cartoon style" -- Whatcha think? 

    H.... ....

    Englisg movie

    H.... ....

    @HAPPYSMILEHAPPY that's actually a great idea for the mood of this song :D

    H.... ....

    Miranda is a great singer 👂that Blake with you and that cheater and a home wrecker!!!!!! 😣😛

  36. V.... R....

    I love her music and her songs sound a lot like my life when I go on a road trip her CD goes on she's My travel music sometimes I Damn she wrote that song for lol love her style my favorite

  37. n.... r....

    this is my song 

  38. J.... N....

    Anything she writes with Heather Little is always amazing

  39. P.... H....

    Something is phasing the memory types? Cookie and RAM... Using my cassette or what, stolen from my room or raum!

  40. L.... H....

    I love this song

  41. S.... B....

    Thank you alway love you sweetie sheila my child was borned with a clift lip and plated

  42. S.... G....

    Love Brandy Clark's lyrics and Miranda's vocals....a perfect blend!  You did it this time Ran!!!

  43. E.... ....

    love the begining

  44. s.... c....

    love it!!

  45. I.... M....

    Sony please, edita álbum this en Argentina!! I'M CRYING!

    I.... M....

    NECESITAMOS LA MUSICA DE MIRANDA EN ARGENTINA!!!! <3

    I.... M....

    Que lxindo ok 0

    I.... M....

    @0pentoes I hope you get it!!  I love her music, and you should be able to enjoy it too!  Best wishes!  :)

    I.... M....

    @Sheila Carbonneau Thanks you so much!!! *finger crossed* :)

    I.... M....

    En Panamá tambien la queremos

  46. J.... S....

    You are the best in my book! Always interested to hear whats next~

  47. A.... B....

    Love her music so much she is country

  48. M.... A....

    Omg Miranda I love u to death pleses check out my vids love your biggest fan

  49. Y.... ....

    Beautiful song, great Album !

  50. J.... G....

    AMAZING!!! LMS If you would want to meet Miranda