Lajoie, Jon - WTF Collective 2 Lyrics
MC Confusing back in this bitch
With a parking sandwich and a chicken ticket
I got a liquid face lift from a fig with big tits
And my wrist got twisted by a Brit with fake spit
And you don't understand it, 'cause you're not supposed to
And I'm gonna leave soon, but first I need to
Drink a Chevy chase face and rape Robocop 2
Yo, I'm MC Historical Inaccuracy
I drop lyrical bombs like Hiroshima in '73
I write rhymes like Shakespeare when he wrote Ann Frank's Diary
Which is about the civil war of 1812 in Germany
I'm like the Spanish inquisition when they killed Jesus
And Abe Lincoln's suicide was the theme for my thesis
Like Moses when I focus I can split the Red sea
I'm MC Don't Know How to Pluralize Word
I got so many rhyme and I sleep with all the girl
When there's more than one of something you're supposed to pluralize
But I never learned that through all the year I've been alive
Hello, I'm MC Canadian Stereotype
I'm about to get started, so let me get off the ice
But I don't want any trouble, and I am always polite
Now let's hop on my snowmobile, and I will tell you what I like
But first I'll turn of curling and turn down Avril Lavigne
Et j'vais dire une phrase en francais, parce qu'ici on est bilingue
Oh boy, I fell of my igloo and I hurt my knee
Let's go to the hospital, don't worry, here in Canada it's free, eh
MC Fatigue, did you miss me
I'll be awake for five minutes, 'cause I had a coffee
I'll try to get through my verse, but I really don't know
I drank that coffee about five minutes ago
(snoring)
They hired me again to sing this motherfucking chorus
I haven't found a fucking job yet so I gotta do this bullshit
(I can't take it, I'm done)
I don't think I can sing another fucking chorus
I think I'm gonna jump off a bridge, or shoot myself like Kurt Cobain did
(I think my dad has a gun)
I'm MC Knows Too Many Facts About Bees
15 miles per hour is their average speed
A queen can lay up to 3000 eggs in a day
Just because I know a lot about bees doesn't mean that I'm gay
I'm also MC In the Closet Homosexual
I hide it 'cause it's easier to be heterosexual
We can't even get married in most states here in America
It's fucked up
Gay marriage is legal here, in Canada
I'm MC Homophobic Fucking Asshole
Being gay is evil and it is unnatural
Jesus said to love thy neighbour, but only if they are straight
Penises go in vaginas, anything else is just insane
I'm MC Extremely Inappropriate Rhymes
I shake things up like J-fox when I get on the mic
And I drop my enemies just like Christopher Reeves' horse
Then I put them to sleep, like Heath Ledger of course
(woah)
I'm MC Extremely Politically Correct
I disagree with the previous MC's lyrical content
It's offensive, insensitive and in very bad taste
Just like that guy who wrote that song when Michael Jackson passed away
Yo, MC Final Verse here to end this song
One was enough, we didn't need a sequel Jon
Make a fourth Show Me Your Genitals or another Normal Guy
But for now let's end this stupid song with a suicide
This is the last time that I will ever sing a chorus
My dad's gun was in his closet and I'm gonna end this bullshit
(I had a good run)
I'm gonna pull the trigger as soon as I finished the chorus
Sayonara and farewell, I guess I'll see you all in hell
(Four, three, two, one)
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Lajoie, Jon WTF Collective 2 Comments
I remember when this first came out.. I was soo stoked to see mc vagina(?) ... and then he wasnt in wtf 3 :(
It’s been 9 years and I still can’t decide whether I’m more in love with MC Fatigue or MC Too Many Facts About Bees. Both extremely swell fellas.
still feeling pity for chorus guy in 2020
always wanted to that stupid comment, and now I´m the first haha
MC Historical inaccuracy has a cousin named MC Alternative Facts working at the white house
I really like MC Homophobic Fucking Asshole. I can really relate to him.
My brother shot himself shortly before this was posted. He was a big fan of yours, man. Suicide is not funny.
Tbh this is better than the first one IMO
4:40 Who gonna wait for:
"HEY!...Did you miss me!?"
I still gonna wait for this...😞
It was epic jon
Just like John Lennon, JFK, and Jeffrey Epstein
We really want that Normal Guy 3 :(
Mc dont know how to pluralise word is every rapper now
If I had to choose to be any MC in this video I would choose MC Homophobic fucking assholes because of my Religion.
I was instantly reminded of "MC knows to many facts about bees when i was watching minecon this year. had to come straight here and listen to this again.
legendary so ?! FY all
The song wouldn't stick today..
to this day i frequently remember "MC knows too many facts about bees"
I either like MC Canadian stereotype or MC don't now how to pluralize word
Final verse type of guy...hmmm, sexy😉😊🇵🇹
Man i fuckin love wit the chorus😍😍
1st comment
MC Politically Correct would thrive nowadays
Back at it again in 2019
Dude I'm a huge fan !!! 🧡🖤
I saw your youtube and your Old songs are GOLD WTF. I watch 5 of your old songs and they hit 6 mill each. You doing it wrong. Post Melone is doing better then you yet you are a bomb with this.
Still awesome in 2019!
“I’m gonna go call an ambula-Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz”
MC Fatigue, the real hero of the group.
I'm MC knows too many facts about gays. Their Queen can lay 10000 eggs in a day. 15 miles per hour is their average speed. Just cos I know a lot about gays doesn't mean I'm a bee.
The melody.......i came
8 years later this is still the best series of songs known to mankind
im convinced mc historical inaccuracy is soul khan
You are god❤️
why he quit
2019 anyone?
This guy is a genious... too bad that back there almost none of my friends understood the critics behind this videos
Jon Lajoie is reincarnated Elvis
Et j'vais dire une phrase en francais, parce qu'ici on est bilingue
2019 ?? sub my channel hahahahahahah
I’m like the Spanish Inquisition when they killed Jesus
Iconic
U da best dude
Lol...like OJ Simpson’s wife 555555
2019 still mourning Chorus Guy.
Nowadays MC Extremely Politically Correct wouldn’t be allowed to rap because that’s cultural appropriation.
*You CANT spell chorus without VAGINA*
Me: already dead at 0:20🤣🤣🤣
I laughed with this video when I was 13 yo. Now I am 21. Still laughing
Damn mc chorus guy is is the shit
this guy is a genius!
I remember rewatching this so many times as a kid. It was so amazing to me, and made me realize what you can do with lyrics, and music in general. Early YouTube really was the shit 😂
this was 9 years ago
the internet was still fun 9 years ago
Duuuuude the climax is epiiic 😂😂😂 MC vaginaaaa
2019 Anyone
I love that MC Homophobic Fucking Asshole is self-aware with that name
Ah the glory days of YouTube.
You remember when MC extremly politicaly correct was just a joke and not reality?
EVEN EMINEM IS SATISFIED WITH UR ART MY MAN
Aaaah yes, the good ol times.
This was the best out of the 3!
holy fuck this is dope i saw him in a meme and now i search all his songs xD
YouTube as a platform now will never support creators capable of cool shit like this anymore lol gonna miss this shit
This guy is a legend
I actually like chorus guy 😂😂
Jesus was / is transgender.
Everyone has a twin soul of the opposite sex. We all express our dual genders differently in the body. Hence, everyone is transgender.
Badass new rendition. I love you Jon. 🤣
Mc Confusing reminds me of Beck's lyrics
I had a good run...
Dude mc historical inaccuracy is actually pretty fucking dope
what is the plural of chorus?
Part of me wants a WTF Collective album with each track done by a different MC.
MC Extremely Inappropriate Rhymes learned from Crazy Town,
“Fuck the Critics, we leave em
Hanging like INXS
"Theres more blood than a rubber hoes bottle of foot"
MC Historical Inaccuracy
Why does he has ans english accent in french
This guy looks good in everything he dresses in
i never thought mc politically correct would be this relevant nowadays
Underrated video more people need to see
Lets get this trending !!!!!
Man he called out PC culture before it was a thing.
You cant spell chorus without...
VAGINA
I love chorus guy!
I still sometimes keep watching all your videos, because youre simply the best comedian ive ever seen, literally. Do more stuff man PLEASE :D :D :D
MC Extremely Inappropriate Rhymes 👐
How does this not have over 50 million views
I want a full album of MC Confusion.
MC canadian stereotype will always be my favourite, just brilliant XD
What happened to this Jon. Miss this stuff
Chorus guy is best
MC fatigue to this day makes me pee myself a little😂😂😂
Okay, ich.bin chorus guy fan boy.... Diese nicht schlimm happens all the time
Ich hör den Song jetzt zum xten mal wegen chorus guy
"I'm gonna go call an ambulan-" MC Fatigue
2018 anyone?
Ch()rus, well he's not wrong
Part 2 is the best no doubt. The beat is just incredible. Rapist glasses !
MC Fatigue is my favourite. Final Verse is also good. Chorus guy is funny. But most of all I like how Jon Laorie changes with every charachter.
Mc don't know how to pleuralize s word(s) deserves a full song
mc historical inaccuracy did 9/11
Jesus and Thesis ♡
Kids today will never know how epic MC Vagina showing up at the end was.
The bears in the WTF collective are fucking ill lol seriously some of my favorite instrumentals