Lajoie, Jon - Pop Song Lyrics
Girl, I'm a sexually attractive man
That makes me a good artist
This is my new single
I hope you like it
this song that they wrote for me, they're investing
in this pricey music video, and they're paying
to get it played on the radio (on the radio)
and they're gonna sell a million (a million)
yes, it's gonna go platinum
'Cause they'll market this song to
young, impressionable, and
insecure teenage girls
'Cause all you gotta say is
"girl, I need you in my world".
Yes, they'll market this song to
young, impressionable, and
insecure teenage girls
'Cause all they gotta do is find
a sexually attractive man that can sing
all the words
And now the token rap verse
that doesn't make any sense
but helps it get a small percentage
of the urban music market
Hey baby, baby i can tell
that you are crazy, crazy
shake that ass girl,
my rhymes are gettin' lazy, lazy
these things I'm talking 'bout have
nothing to do with the song baby
but it don't matter
won't you show me that thong baby?
That's how it works
in the pop music industry
2010 mother fucker
that's just how it be
'Cause they'll market this song to
young, impressionable, and
insecure teenage girls
'Cause all you gotta say is
"ooh baby", "I love you", or
"girl, I need you in my world".
Yes, they'll market this song to
young, impressionable, and
insecure teenage girls
'Cause all they gotta do is find
a sexually attractive man that can sing
all the words
Now I'm singing with my gay voice
to let you know that I am sensitive
Oh yea, I'm singing with my gay voice
teenage girls love a sensitive voice (sensitive voice)
and you know I wanna
(Make money money, make money money, make money) [x3]
Rich men makin' money off of
their investments
ooh it's so sexual baby
Girl, I love you so much.
I wish we could be together
unfortunately we can't because
I'm rich and famous and you're not
but why don't you just go buy my album?
...and tell your friends about it too
so that they also go out and buy it
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Lajoie, Jon Pop Song Comments
it only got worse after 2010 man
2020 and this song is still relevant.
That dude was lonely island long before lonely island was lonely island...
10 years later apparently I'm still a young, impressionable, and insecure teenage girl, cuz I still listen to this song.
Remember when you could use the word "gay" for comedic effect?
This is seriously just so good
Still listening to this in 2020! haha
I'll always say 2009 mf. Because that's when this actually came out. I'm assuming he changed it because it was a single. But love this track
This song is 10 years old...in 10 years from now it will be 20 years old...
mind....BLOWN!
excellent .. excellent message which sadly imbecilic girls won't even understand by and large
Better then k-pop.
Coming here after Justin Bieber’s new song
a decade years old and in my recomended, dats cool
Still relevant to this day. 2020, bitches.
way to good... way to good
Yeah thats pretty much it in a nutshell.
True story:
I first heard about Jon LaJoie from a guy I had known for (nearly) 30 years.
Last March, the guy who had told me about Jon Lajoie decided that life=shit, at which point he drove out to a local wildlife park, and shot himself in the head.
They didn't find his corpse for approximately 2 weeks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYgzojGKpzg
Just sayin'.
Wtf is the relevance of this?!?
Amazing story
I like that music. I wish that can move my hips like that
Oh my god, this is going to be a decade old soon.
kpop in a nutshell
Cuz repeat stuff repeat stuff
same energy
Why does the striped shirt guy have funny hair?
that guy is also Jon,like all the other guys in the video... it's all him...
Anyone else envangry that Jon actually pulls off every one of those looks? The man's a damn chameleon.
2020. Still good.
I’m actually shocked that this doesn’t have more views....
I've always thought he was a weirdo only capable of doing creepy songs. But now I see that he is capable of real piece of art.
Next song or whatever you can have lol.
Still great!
jon lajoie wroc prosze :(
Is this where Billy Eyelash got her style from?
Jon's a fuckin legend
I want it that way! 🕺
https://youtu.be/3nhUH2LwrZ8
👆They made an AMV of this song, which won “Best Comedy” & “Most Artistic” in Boston’s Animecon AMV competition!!
this shit SLAPS
Even more relevant today than it was 9 years ago.
We don't deserve Jon Lajoie. SO fucking talented
Guess they couldn't get MC Vagina on this cause he's 2 real 4 them
Still actual ;-)
kpop in a nutshell
Immortal
Is it just me or do these pop stars all look the same?
Backstreet boys disliked this
The best pop song of all times!
Nine years later and I'm still coming back to watch this and show it to friends. Loved it then, love it now.
timeless song... 2019 still very accurate
2019 anyone ?
happy fucking 20/20 vision
repeat stuff has entered the chat
This could rock the charts for real.
there needs to be an updated version of this these days
Pop music always there to challenge you to.. "just do what everyone else is"
Fuck, I seriously love this song, but it's so unnecessarily homophobic : (
Stfu fag
funnybomb I agree
@Diamondporing Lol’d me too
wtf are you talking about? how is it homophobic?
One thing that makes a person a great actor is their ability to transform and play all sorts of different character types. JPJ has this down. He is good
8 fucking years. Jesus christ.
Everyone commenting on the rest of the song, I'm all about that 2:09 I always dance to it
Jon should start making these kind of songs again.
may, 2019
anyone?
As a 90s kid who is now a mom this song makes my stomach hurt.....too true.
It's sometimes better to hear and not watch these videos at the same time
1.6k young, impressionable and insecure teenage girls disliked this video, at present!
Impressionable
But who likes?
Prequel to Bo Burnham's repeat stuff
I will never not love this song. Man I miss this guy so much😭
lajoie >> bts
Girl! I'm a sexually attractive man. That makes me a good artist. This is my new comment. I hope you like it.
This parody is better than most of the genuine* fuckboy songs
This is still the best
2:25 you'll find the myth the legend!!
LISTENING TO THE LYRICS I CANT BELIEVE I ACTUALLY USE TO PLAY THIS SONG IN A CAR ALL OVER THE PLACE. AND INFROTN MY PARENTS. JUST REALIZED HE SAID "IM SINGING WITH MY GAY VOICE".
Imagine this with trap latino music.
LMAO the gay voice part always gets me. RICH MEN MAKING MONEY OFF THEIR INVESTMENT
K-Pop in a nutshell.
AND NOW I'M SINGING WITH MY GAY VOOOOICE
What's cookin' good lookin'
John please come back to YT :)
Cant believe 2010 was almost 10 years ago
still true
Jon Lajouie predicted wreck it raplh
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why isnt this at like a billion views, erry1 needs to know aoubt his gay voice
Hahahaha puta. GAGOO! 😂
it took me about 50 views to realise those five guys are all jon lajoie
Chainsaw boys bands!!!
This is still relevant
I lost it when i saw Mc vegina 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Love the MC vagina cameo! LMAO
Helps that he himself is "sexually attractive".. 😏
lol 2:25 MC Vagina 😂😂😂
i love the cameo 2:24
This kind of shit would blow up if it was released today lol Jon was way ahead of the times.
The girl at 0:32 to his right... i could've sworn that's Sansa Stark (Sophie Turner) if this wasn't made in 2010 :D
It's too diverse for a pop song :D .
I always suspected Lajoie was a quintuplet.
2:24 anyone else spot MC Vagina ????
Still watching this in 2018
Still watching this in 2019