Lajoie, Jon - High As Fuck Lyrics

I am high as fuck right now in late 2019!!!! Anyone with me!?!?!?!!!!???

One time...I jedi flipped...and I think I got too high.

I had fractals and glyphs as closed eye visuals for a month.

Thought I was tripping for seven straight days--actually, 16 hours. Complete ego death for an hour or so.

I wouldn't recommend it unless you're very comfortable with your set and setting and know your dosages.

THAT'S THE FUCKING SONG I WAS LOOKING FOOOOOR!

my anthem

z house

0:43
Z House

Wasn’t he in “the league?”

This is song is so good

This song will shoot you right down out of a bad high❤️

Man this is really, really a good candidate as a persisting Jon lajoie song. Everyone can relate to this. I can show my porcupines grand daughter this - it's a one in a mil. Nah but its stood the test of time k gonna do other stuff thanks again jon peace

Whoever made this is definelty high as fuck

Taco...

I'm very certain that i'm the only person here who hasn't smoked weed

nope you're not alone

Purple Punch brought me here. EDNCS!

im here for fishtank

this guy had the best drugs.

This video needs 100,000,000 views. It's so funny and perfect 😄

I’m high and this is making me feel like I’m gonna get a heart attack

Yes i always am high as fuck i maintain that status pretty steady pacing myself tho so no worries

this song is deep

I'm high as fuck

This song is still one of the most beautiful things i've ever heard

Omg YAS

Ive once ate an entire bottle of vitamin c cause i was out of snacks

I feel like I’ve heard this in a movie tho I knew this song before I knew this song but where??? If that makes sense...

911LILMAN it was in the Wizard of Oz

who is high as fuck literally right now?

I love this song

Solid ass legend !!

"That's fucked up, why do the chickens have human arms?" Kills me everytime.

In Sophmore year high school I smoked 50 bucks worth of meth in a period of 8 hours all by myself I’m 36 now. I was High af ever hehe. I only did it very rarely I don’t do that no more though.

Is there a download for this on ITUNES ?

Sad.....time flies by.... I remember when in high school i was like 16 and listen this thinking im soo cool and that whole world is mine .... Now I'm 23 and tryiny to find a reason not to kill myself....

Be like Nike; just do it!

Dont care about what he says bro

Still the best.

So relatable

Lol! Perfect! 😆

I'm on eBay right now, looking for porcupines. No luck so far.

💖💖💖💖💖

This is lowkey good

Best. Pot. Song. Ever.

Never gets old.

high school(the movie)

How the eff does this only have 1.1M views?

Sad this video came out 8 years ago. It would have 200 mil views nowadays

Yes, yes I have.

Jon Lajoie made me the man i am today. don't know if i should admit to that or not though lol

This is still a classico!!

You're just great...

Does anyone else use youtube like its social media?

Where’d you go bro!?

Thinking I'm having a heart attack right now or going crazy, came here instead. Must be high as fuck

Here because I was convinced I was gonna have a heart attack 👌

I am right now and that’s how I got here. First time hearing this. First part of the song I thought oh no not my style then he said high as fuck. This made me chuckle in a part or two of the song. I wouldn’t want to beat a porcupine. Wait, I’m HAF

Have you ever tried to beat up a chain link fence because you thought it was talking shit, have you ever been high as fuck?

i drink but this is fuckn bad ayusss

Haha I am high af!! This is my jam !!

Anyone watching in 2019

My friend turned me onto this in 08 when we were both just little 10th grade stoner felons-to-be. Man time flies when you're high as fuck.

This guy should have won a Grammy Award.

Omg I love this song. I'm high as fuuuuuuuuk 😂❤️❤️❤️

When you’re high as fuuuccckkkkkk
and search “Im high as fuck” on youtube.
LIFE IS GOOD

I am totally getting high as fuck, right now, as I live and breathe!!! Thank you Cannabis!!! :-) DABS UP!!!

Yes I have

high school days...ben..cory..or jay miss yall man if yall reading this best days partying in high scholl with yall 💯

I can't see that far, turn down the music!

Ive done that whole store story

https://www.gofundme.com/1o9g2yowlc

2:00
" you start,hinking about how fun it was to play games like battleship when you're a kid. & how as we get older we forget how to play & just tah enjoy,ourselves. "

u know,hat world. You got me cornered agaiN.

I'm sure someone's pointed this out by now bc this is old; + I know it ain't off Ebay, but you CAN buy a porcupine on the internet now. Just that the 1st I found was $4k for a breeding pair tho. So economically, it'd be wise to make more b4 u take the bat to them.....js.

2019 here :'D high asf

The battleship speech had me in tears 😂

everyday regular norrmal m*th*rf*ck*r

I'm here from 2019

how does this not have over 100 mil views?!?!

Dude they really made catsup chips a thing & they were fn bomb they tasted like fries with catsup......then they went away......come back catsup chips!!!!!

High as fuckk rn

This guy literally copy and pasted Jon Lajoie’s video onto YouTube and called it his own, go fuck yourself you human piece of garbage! Go and the support the REAL creator of this video here guys! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=i2spZ-NDfS4

HIGH school brought me here

This keyboard looks like a Mario world game. These letters look hell small to. For some reason I see these letters and they look like black houses. Like a night in the knight time. I'm in math and they are so fucken loud it makes my head vibrate like a bell. The fan is blowing so fucken hard to. My math teacher teaching ratios and n shit. This para talking she is! Wtf he loud asf to for no reason. The fuck is a zipline form. Of shit she teaching math. Aye why are letters involved in a equation if there letters math is numbers da fuck. Down low on my pee hole fym. She said underwear slole💀.

im in his big sweaty hands now!

...yep, right now...

How old is this video??

All jokes aside, John sings really well.

Actually yes, you can buy porcupine online, www.exoticanimalsforsale.net/porcupine-for-sale.asp

Classic 💯

I have been high as fuck. It was terrifying...

Happy fkn 420
World, you got me cornered again.

Randomly popped up in my head when i was Mook choppin
Sht is accurate af

today is the most appropriate day to watch this

Currently fried

Only time I got "🎵high as fuck🎵 was my first time dabbing. I had smoked for years and had a high tolerance. I didn't know you weren't really supposed to hold your hits in. I did a .8 of some high grade shatter and I got the whole thing in a hit. Then held that shit in for like 5 seconds. And when I blew out that hit my lungs exploded. I coughed for like 20 minutes straight but then I was 🎵high as fuck🎵. I had an anxiety attack but I didn't get paranoid.

Beforehand, my friend is like "you dont need to do that much" "I'm like, I got i t dog" cocky as shit. He's unassured but says okay. When he realizes I'm holding the hit in he says " oh no here it comes " as I'm blowing out my hit. As I'm coughing I'm instantly sweating out of every orifice. It was fun, and rough at the same time. I didn't know what I was getting myself into lol. Dab with caution.

Box of cookies broke free masonry.

Looked like ontario mountains and then he said ketchup chips. why was he high as fuck? canada.

“Should of bought some chips and snacks but you were too high” accurate af😂

i can relate to this song

This is my anthem