Lajoie, Jon - Everyday Normal Guy Lyrics
I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
Nothing special about me Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
When I go to the clubs I wait in line Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
And my sexual performances are average
I work at customer service for a phone company
I make 12 bucks an hour but that's all I need
I live in a small apartment on a quiet street
I don't go out too much I like to watch TV
I cant afford a car I use public transportation
I don't mind I read 'til I reach my destination
Sometimes a newspaper, sometimes a book
And i am not very good with the women
I'm a pretty shy person and I'm average looking
Last time I had sex was in 2003
And I am ashamed to admit but it wasn't free
I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
I get nervous in social situations Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
I get constipated once a month Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
And i make pretty good spaghetti sauce Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
And I get scared when I go see the dentist
I'm the "Pauly Shore" of everyday life
Easily forgettable and I am not very liked
I have an "According to Jim" personality
I'm as entertaining as a fucking STD
If you wanna mess with me I think you probably can
Because I am not confident and i am weak for a man
I'll just roll up in a ball while you kick me in the back, yeah
Honestly I probably wont fight back
And I don't have many friends that would back me up
My friend Steve would but he doesn't look very tough
If you rarely get laid put your hands up
If you're not well paid put your hands up
If you got a pet cat put your hands up
And if you got a bad back put your hands up
I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
My parents are really nice people Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
I am somewhat afraid of heights Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
I like the show "Greys Anatomy" Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
And I am pretty good at making paper planes
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Lajoie, Jon Everyday Normal Guy Comments
Truest rapper!
1:49 i never related so much in my life
I love this song
I got an ad for antidepressants
It's your birthday today, what's that mean I guess I'll try to explain...
Wow 12 years and still going strong.
why now??
what the hell is this?
Everyday Normal Guy
@KingLich that explains everything
Why is the upload date gone!?
WTF youtube...
It's still there. 2007
The Ages 3030
817 Tx
If he looks average, then i look like shit.
My parents really are nice people tho....
Mothafucka.
Is this the dude from that show The League?
This is first video?
I wonder how is he now
2010: ha ha that's so funny
2019: that's so sad
Was watching the LEGO movie2 and saw he produced a few songs from the soundtrack I lost my mind! I remember everyday normal guy!!! I was like that’s no way it’s the same guy!! It was omg! Brought me back here, haha.
My nipples hurts
VERSION 2 BEST
Disagree
@Иө Fun really nigga
i put my hand up for my pet cat, wish i could get the same vibes from him...
Fuck off everytime I watch this video I start laugh like the joker and I don’t stop.
I’m as entertaining as a fucking STD
XD
How many "Bye Felicias" you gotta hear from me till you act like your leaving me, dumbshit
Who needs money when you can watch JonLajoie videos! Lol wish this guy would post more.
Holy shit, I remember watching this the I was little. YouTube recommended it to me in 2019
Meme legend 2019
This is in no way a meme.
This is Taco right?
OMG! Watched this 12 year ago....... still perfect! 👍👍👍👍🏽😄😄😄😄😄👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽😄😄😄
How did this dude write a song about my life
I know this is a joke but can someone who lives in the US tell me...do you get wiggers like this walking around in public?
Thanks!
brownpunk no this is a parody
@Jimmy K i realise.that but i heard some ppl actually walk around like this and act wannabe gangsta
the lyrics is so honest..maybe he sing his life..
oh nice, only 12 years passes since i first listened to this..
this youtube algorithm tho
This is real real talk.
I need part 3, like now.
He's real af
Why am I just finding out about his music 🖕🤣🤣
cuz when he put this out on youtube you was still in kindergarten :DD
Where is this guy now
I got scared when I go see the dentist. lol this guy was so ahead of us
Who still watch in 2019 ?
I was growing up on your videos) you are the best, want new videos from you)
https://youtu.be/RYc6kS16OjM
What
Why is this so big, it's total shit
WELCOME TO THE ANOTHER EPISODE OF - " YOUTUBE RECOMMENDATIONS"
came here from miki pasta
Damn!! 39 million+ views!!!
I would tell my friends about this song in 2nd grade and now I'm a senior and high asf
am I the regular everyday normal guy
👍👍
Interviewer: Why should we hire you?
Me: 02:49
Aniket Maurya 😂😂
I wish he still made music like this
If you're not well paid, put your hands up!
Everyday normal guy now has a Net Worth of 2 Million USD in real life.
Guess he isn't that normal anymore.
I can relate to this guy more than any other hip hop artist.
"I'm as entertaining as a fucking STD" 😆😂
Lmaoooo taco!!!
I remember watching this on ebaumsworld back in the day
Is that B-Rad G!?
Even he's average lookin...then who am I.....fuck
And I get scared to see the dentist lol
That akward feeling when you are pretty good at making paper planes
I wonder what this dude is up to these days
Made this
https://youtu.be/Q_HFm54lb04
Which do u like more
Like= cats
Comment=dogs
11/28/2019
I was here
Lol...funny stuff. Greys anatomy tho?
i wait in the line :rofl:
Where can I get this beat??
The most relatable part is the spaghetti sauce
watched this when it first came out, that's how I got on youtube
Top ten rappers Eminem was afraid to diss
You can tell he meant it.
U can tell he's a druggie
How is this 12 years old? It feels like yesterday
Taco!!!!
Most relatable song ever
Aaaaah "Taco" and raffi some great times!! God I miss the league haha
2007: is this GTA 1 music????
2008: weird....
2009: I'm born just looking at this random "rap"
2010: the black guy could probably beat the stupid "regular everyday normal guy"
2011: ima get donkey Kong to beat the sh!t out of the "regular everyday normal guy
2012: lol I ain't involved
7 YEARS LATER
2019: I'm jUsT A EvErYdAy nOrMaL GuY
man i love that little guitar outro!!
The second version is better
Hey where normal guy 3
Plis do the everyday normal guy 3
"You want some of this, bitch"😂
Is that taco
I love it
Love that guitar riff at the end
m pretty good making paper plains! 😂
This sounds more like a loser than a normal guy lol
I'm just a regular everyday normal guy!
still here in 2019.
De 2007 pra 2019 aqui só tem capa do NOBRU
Still listening
justin lukach??
I wake up every morning because of this song
Well, if he is normal...
I must be one strange motherfucker.
It is sad how this type of rap didn't last. Would be a blast to hear this live...
This is Gold.
Samuel L Jackson be like : *Heavy breathing