Lajoie, Jon - Everyday Normal Guy Lyrics






I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
Nothing special about me Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
When I go to the clubs I wait in line Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
I got 600 dollars In the bank Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
And my sexual performances are average

I work at customer service for a phone company
I make 12 bucks an hour but that's all I need
I live in a small apartment on a quiet street
I don't go out too much I like to watch TV
I cant afford a car I use public transportation
I don't mind I read 'til I reach my destination
Sometimes a newspaper, sometimes a book
The amount of money I save this shit is off the hook

And i am not very good with the women
I'm a pretty shy person and I'm average looking
Last time I had sex was in 2003
And I am ashamed to admit but it wasn't free

I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
I get nervous in social situations Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
I get constipated once a month Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
And i make pretty good spaghetti sauce Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
And I get scared when I go see the dentist

I'm the "Pauly Shore" of everyday life
Easily forgettable and I am not very liked
I have an "According to Jim" personality
I'm as entertaining as a fucking STD

If you wanna mess with me I think you probably can
Because I am not confident and i am weak for a man
I'll just roll up in a ball while you kick me in the back, yeah
Honestly I probably wont fight back
And I don't have many friends that would back me up
My friend Steve would but he doesn't look very tough

If you rarely get laid put your hands up
If you're not well paid put your hands up
If you got a pet cat put your hands up
And if you got a bad back put your hands up

I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
My parents are really nice people Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
I am somewhat afraid of heights Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
I like the show "Greys Anatomy" Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
And I am pretty good at making paper planes





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  1. B.... B....

    Truest rapper!

  2. N.... K....

    1:49 i never related so much in my life

  3. A.... ....

    I love this song

  4. M.... Z....

    I got an ad for antidepressants

  5. L.... ....

    It's your birthday today, what's that mean I guess I'll try to explain...

  6. A.... A....

    Wow 12 years and still going strong.

  7. Z.... ....

    why now??

  8. J.... C....

    what the hell is this?

    J.... C....

    Everyday Normal Guy

    J.... C....

    @KingLich that explains everything

  9. M.... ....

    Why is the upload date gone!?
    WTF youtube...

    M.... ....

    It's still there. 2007

  10. P.... B....

    The Ages 3030
    817 Tx

  11. D.... S....

    If he looks average, then i look like shit.

  12. L.... F....

    My parents really are nice people tho....


    Mothafucka.

  13. O.... V....

    Is this the dude from that show The League?

  14. T.... �....

    This is first video?

  15. Z.... Z....

    I wonder how is he now

  16. M.... P....

    2010: ha ha that's so funny
    2019: that's so sad

  17. J.... E....

    Was watching the LEGO movie2 and saw he produced a few songs from the soundtrack I lost my mind! I remember everyday normal guy!!! I was like that’s no way it’s the same guy!! It was omg! Brought me back here, haha.

  18. P.... H....

    My nipples hurts

  19. M.... P....

    VERSION 2 BEST

    M.... P....

    Disagree

    M.... P....

    @Иө Fun really nigga

  20. T.... ....

    i put my hand up for my pet cat, wish i could get the same vibes from him...

  21. F.... C....

    Fuck off everytime I watch this video I start laugh like the joker and I don’t stop.

  22. M.... X....

    I’m as entertaining as a fucking STD

    XD

  23. M.... N....

    How many "Bye Felicias" you gotta hear from me till you act like your leaving me, dumbshit

  24. S.... B....

    Who needs money when you can watch JonLajoie videos! Lol wish this guy would post more.

  25. J.... A....

    Holy shit, I remember watching this the I was little. YouTube recommended it to me in 2019

  26. J.... M....

    Meme legend 2019

    J.... M....

    This is in no way a meme.

  27. j.... ....

    This is Taco right?

  28. S.... -....

    OMG! Watched this 12 year ago....... still perfect! 👍👍👍👍🏽😄😄😄😄😄👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽😄😄😄

  29. A.... H....

    How did this dude write a song about my life

  30. b.... ....

    I know this is a joke but can someone who lives in the US tell me...do you get wiggers like this walking around in public?


    Thanks!

    b.... ....

    brownpunk no this is a parody

    b.... ....

    @Jimmy K i realise.that but i heard some ppl actually walk around like this and act wannabe gangsta

  31. P.... A....

    the lyrics is so honest..maybe he sing his life..

  32. C.... D....

    oh nice, only 12 years passes since i first listened to this..

  33. K.... I....

    this youtube algorithm tho

  34. I.... M....

    This is real real talk.

  35. �.... �....

    I need part 3, like now.

  36. J.... G....

    He's real af

  37. J.... G....

    Why am I just finding out about his music 🖕🤣🤣

    J.... G....

    cuz when he put this out on youtube you was still in kindergarten :DD

  38. M.... M....

    Where is this guy now

  39. J.... L....

    I got scared when I go see the dentist. lol this guy was so ahead of us

  40. A.... _....

    Who still watch in 2019 ?

  41. �.... L....

    I was growing up on your videos) you are the best, want new videos from you)

  42. C.... C....

    https://youtu.be/RYc6kS16OjM
    What

  43. G.... -....

    Why is this so big, it's total shit

  44. E.... D....

    WELCOME TO THE ANOTHER EPISODE OF - " YOUTUBE RECOMMENDATIONS"

  45. M.... ....

    came here from miki pasta

  46. A.... M....

    Damn!! 39 million+ views!!!

  47. D.... D....

    I would tell my friends about this song in 2nd grade and now I'm a senior and high asf

  48. S.... M....

    am I the regular everyday normal guy

  49. b.... 9....

    👍👍

  50. A.... M....

    Interviewer: Why should we hire you?
    Me: 02:49

    A.... M....

    Aniket Maurya 😂😂

  51. K.... S....

    I wish he still made music like this

  52. G.... W....

    If you're not well paid, put your hands up!

  53. G.... B....

    Everyday normal guy now has a Net Worth of 2 Million USD in real life.
    Guess he isn't that normal anymore.

  54. E.... B....

    I can relate to this guy more than any other hip hop artist.

  55. S.... N....

    "I'm as entertaining as a fucking STD" 😆😂

  56. L.... ....

    Lmaoooo taco!!!

  57. k.... ....

    I remember watching this on ebaumsworld back in the day

  58. S.... D....

    Is that B-Rad G!?

  59. A.... 1....

    Even he's average lookin...then who am I.....fuck

  60. A.... s....

    And I get scared to see the dentist lol

  61. J.... S....

    That akward feeling when you are pretty good at making paper planes

  62. Z.... G....

    I wonder what this dude is up to these days

    Z.... G....

    Made this
    https://youtu.be/Q_HFm54lb04

  63. d.... ....

    Which do u like more

    Like= cats
    Comment=dogs

  64. A.... G....

    11/28/2019
    I was here

  65. A.... M....

    Lol...funny stuff. Greys anatomy tho?

  66. I.... .....

    i wait in the line :rofl:

  67. C.... C....

    Where can I get this beat??

  68. J.... S....

    The most relatable part is the spaghetti sauce

  69. P.... ....

    watched this when it first came out, that's how I got on youtube

  70. A.... i....

    Top ten rappers Eminem was afraid to diss

  71. R.... R....

    You can tell he meant it.

  72. k.... b....

    U can tell he's a druggie

  73. P.... m....

    How is this 12 years old? It feels like yesterday

  74. T.... S....

    Taco!!!!

  75. T.... ....

    Most relatable song ever

  76. B.... M....

    Aaaaah "Taco" and raffi some great times!! God I miss the league haha

  77. k.... b....

    2007: is this GTA 1 music????
    2008: weird....
    2009: I'm born just looking at this random "rap"
    2010: the black guy could probably beat the stupid "regular everyday normal guy"
    2011: ima get donkey Kong to beat the sh!t out of the "regular everyday normal guy
    2012: lol I ain't involved

    7 YEARS LATER

    2019: I'm jUsT A EvErYdAy nOrMaL GuY

  78. J.... D....

    man i love that little guitar outro!!

  79. �.... �....

    The second version is better

  80. F.... �....

    Hey where normal guy 3

  81. B.... ....

    Plis do the everyday normal guy 3

  82. i.... p....

    "You want some of this, bitch"😂

  83. J.... P....

    Is that taco

  84. �.... �....

    I love it

  85. A.... ....

    Love that guitar riff at the end

  86. R.... S....

    m pretty good making paper plains! 😂

  87. S.... ....

    This sounds more like a loser than a normal guy lol

  88. P.... ....

    I'm just a regular everyday normal guy!

  89. S.... B....

    still here in 2019.

  90. F.... S....

    De 2007 pra 2019 aqui só tem capa do NOBRU

  91. s.... x....

    Still listening

  92. N.... ....

    justin lukach??

  93. R.... ....

    I wake up every morning because of this song

  94. j.... s....

    Well, if he is normal...


    I must be one strange motherfucker.

  95. M.... M....

    It is sad how this type of rap didn't last. Would be a blast to hear this live...

  96. F.... F....

    This is Gold.

  97. R.... H....

    Samuel L Jackson be like : *Heavy breathing