Lady Gaga - Mary Jane Holland Lyrics

How underrated this song is...

2020¿?

I would smash Mary Jane Holland

So glad I’m 21 in Michigan USA now

Puff In!
Puff Out!

1:34 I don’t think he would like that at all, he be mega freaked out

"I think weed." My favorite ad lib ever.

ESTA POR LEJOS ES LA CANCION MAS FAME MONSTER DEL DISCO,

Yes and Mary Jane is very strong and make your life colorful again !

I don't do any sort of drugs or smoking but this song is fantastic.

This song is about weed.





Category: Comedy

Lady of the 'Dam zal niet
Wees een slaaf van de blonde of de cultuur van de populaire
(Ze zal niet, ze zal niet)
Zing tegen je, ik zal
Vlieg vannacht onder radar
Maak deals met elke duivel in zicht
(Ik zal ik zal)
Omdat ik hou van, hou van, want ik hou van, hou van
Jij beter dan, jij beter dan
Mijn donkerste zonde
Russische hoeren en goedkope gin

Ik denk dat het wel goed komt
Als ik vanavond Mary Jane Holland zou kunnen zijn
Ik denk dat we het leuk zouden hebben
Als je me vanavond Mary Jane in Nederland zou ontmoeten

Maria! Jane! Holland! Whoooh-Whooo
Maria! Jane! Holland! Whoooh-Whooo

Ik hou niet van opscheppen
Maar onze truffels zijn het meest
Mad-magisch in Amsterdam
(Ze zal niet, ze zal niet)
Dus als je angst hebt, Apollo
Ga op mijn lier zitten en
Speel ze als een piano, man
(Ik zal ik zal)

Omdat ik hou van, hou van, want ik hou van, hou van
Jij beter dan, jij beter dan
Mijn donkerste zonde
Russische hoeren en goedkope gin

Ik denk dat het wel goed komt
Als ik vanavond Mary Jane Holland zou kunnen zijn
Ik denk dat we het leuk zouden hebben
Als je me vanavond Mary Jane in Nederland zou ontmoeten

Maria! Jane! Holland!
Maria! Jane! Holland!

Ik weet dat mama en papa denken dat ik een puinhoop ben
Maar het is goed, omdat
Ik ben zo rijk als zeik
Als ik de vlam aansteek en je in mijn mond stop
Het gras vreet mijn binnenkant op en mijn brunette begint te ontspruiten

Even voorstellen, dames en heren, Mary Jane Holland!

Ik denk dat het wel goed komt
Als ik vanavond Mary Jane Holland zou kunnen zijn
(Ik denk van wel) Ik denk dat we een goede tijd zullen hebben
Als je me vanavond Mary Jane in Nederland zou ontmoeten

Maria! Jane! Holland!
Maria! Jane! Holland!

Maria! Jane! Holland!
Maria! Jane! Holland!

I was on weed listening to this song and then I imagined that weed is kind of a female entity. With my eyes closed, I could imagine her. She was very sexy, kind of scary, evil, idk, but she was good inside. She was made of plants all over her body, had green skin and also had pink details on her (I just noticed that this is the perfect description of Zyra from League of Legends bwahaha I think my brain got the reference from there hahaha). She was controling me with the song, and somehow I felt like I was her at some point (when Gaga is introducing Mary Jane Holland haha) I was at a stage xD. The funny thing is that I didn't knew the lyrics. English is not my first language, I do know english but I've never paid attention to the lyrics. I couldn't even remember that Mary Jane is a name for marijuana but somehow my unconcious remembered it from some place, and I was going through a lot of bad stuff cause I had a bad trip with marijuana the last time I used it before this one. This one trip, that I "saw" marijuana, I was really scared of trying it again because of that bad trip, but then, with this vision, I recognized that the problem was not the weed, but my anxiety, the fear inside me. So, what I could learn with that is that weed may be evil and makes you experience horrible things, but that's just because that problem is inside of you and u need to fix it somehow. That's why I thought "she" was bad, because she made me see the wrong things inside me that I needed to fix. Mary Jane Holland is above all, a badass female xD I have the craziest thoughts when I'm on weed and I love it! I could right a book just telling all the things that I imagine when on weed hahahaha Love this song! 😅❤️

RUSSIAN HOOKERS AND CHEAP GIN YUKK..
NO MORE CHEMICALS IN WATER AND FOOD

Rhyming "mess" and "piss" is kind of wild.

es de spider man?

So peter parker is tom HOLLAND making MJ, his girlfriend, Mary Jane HOLLAND

From someone who lives in amsterdam, i love how you can tell she wrote this there...the words and sound have a great dirty dutch feel to it i cant explain! Well done Gagz

why the hell do i see that only now

I Love Her so Much! Lady Gaga is so Adorable! I Would've Loved to Smoke with Her as Mary Jane Holland, But I Heard She Quit. Oh well at least I have this Song to Smoke to while I think about The ONLY Love of My Life Lady Gaga 😍

Why did nobody do a joke about Spider-Man again ?

Yo did anyone else notice that during the buildup to the chorus when Gaga says Cause I love, love to Russian hookers she silently says what she said in the demo version.

Cause I love you better than Russian hookers

Love this Song

I forget this song!

Mary Jane WHO Lenses? What does the world look like to people brave enough imagion living more then one single person Life?

"I know that mom and dad think im a mess
but its alright because coz im rich as piss"
one of her best lyrics

Who is Mary Jane Holland? I only know Renate Holland Moritz.

I am rich as PISS

Correct me if I’m wrong but is this song a mockery towards people who think drugs are the main part of life and need it to live

Dame van de 'Dam
Zal geen slaaf zijn van de blondine, of de cultuur van de populaire
( Ze zal niet, zij zal niet )
Zing naar je, ik vlieg vanavond onder radar
Maak deals met elke duivel in zicht
( Ik zal, ik zal )

[Pre refrein]
Omdat ik hou van, liefde, omdat ik hou van, liefde
Jij beter dan, jij beter dan
Mijn donkerste zonde
Russische hoeren en goedkope jenever

[Koor]
Ik denk dat het goed komt met mij
Als ik vanavond Mary Jane Holland zou kunnen zijn
Ik denk dat we een goede tijd hebben
Als je mij en Mary Jane in Holland zou ontmoeten vanavond

[Post-Chorus]
Maria! Jane! Holland!
( Woo-hoo! )
Maria! Jane! Holland!
( Oh-hoo! )

[Verse 2]
Ik hou niet van opscheppen
Maar onze truffels zijn het meest
Mad-magisch in Amsterdam
( Ze zal niet, zij zal niet )
Dus als je angst hebt, Apollo
Zit op mijn lier en speel hem als een piano, man
( Ik zal, ik zal )

[Pre refrein]
Omdat ik hou van, liefde, omdat ik hou van, liefde
Jij beter dan, jij beter dan
Mijn donkerste zonde
Russische hoeren en goedkope jenever

[Koor]
Ik denk dat het goed komt met mij
Als ik vanavond Mary Jane Holland zou kunnen zijn
Ik denk dat we een goede tijd hebben
Als je mij en Mary Jane in Holland zou ontmoeten vanavond

[Post-Chorus]
Maria! Jane! Holland!
( Woo-hoo! )
Maria! Jane! Holland!
( Oh-hoo! )

[Brug]
Ik weet dat mama en papa denken dat ik een puinhoop ben
Maar het is goed, want ik ben rijk als pis
Wanneer ik de vlammen ontstak en je in mijn mond stop
Het gras eet mijn ingewanden op en mijn brunette begint te ontkiemen
Introductie, dames en heren, Mary Jane Holland!

[Koor]
Ik denk dat het goed komt met mij
Als ik vanavond Mary Jane Holland zou kunnen zijn
Ik denk dat we een goede tijd hebben
Als je mij en Mary Jane in Holland zou ontmoeten vanavond

[Post-Chorus]
Maria! Jane! Holland!
( Woo-hoo! )
Maria! Jane! Holland!
( Oh-hoo! )
Maria! Jane! Holland!
( Woo-hoo! )
Maria! Jane! Holland!
( Oh-hoo! )

Play this song! Chords here!!:..https://acordesweb.com/cancion/lady-gaga/holland

my favorite part is the duck quack at 2:44

For some reason instead of "Darkest sins" I hear "Fucking sins"?

Just discovered this song, haven't been this entranced with a tune for a long time. It's pulling at the nastiest parts in me :D

I prefer mary jane holland than sally walker

that was such a good time

Not only do I have "Mary-Jane Holland' tattooed it's also my middle name

The 'Russian hookers' part makes so much sense now

such an underrated song

For my fellow Madeon gang I have the instrumental demo for this track, it's titled Revenge. Lmk if you want it and I'll link it in the comments.

Queen of being high.

slay gaga

BITCH THIS SONG NEEDS TO BE SINGLE IDC IF ITS LATE AF LMAO

Literally my favorite album I love the sound so much and her voice her VOICE is amazing I really dont get the hate for this album its just so good!

Same the album is amazing ♡♡♡♡ Venus is the best!!!

Shout out to Mary Jane Holland ✌🍷🍾

Lady of the ‘dam
Won’t be a slave to the blonde
Or the culture of the popular
She won’t, she won't
Sing at you I'll
Fly under radar tonight
Make deals with every devil in sight
I will, I will

'Cause I love, love, 'cause I love, love
You better than, you better than
My darkest sin
Russian hookers, and cheap gin

I think that I could be fine
If I could be Mary Jane Holland tonight
I think we'd have a good time
If you'd meet me and Mary Jane in Holland tonight

Mary, Jane, Holland (whoh-who)
Mary, Jane, Holland (whoh-who)

I don't like to boast
But our truffles are the most
Mad-magical in Amsterdam (she won't, she won't)
So if you have fear, Apollo sit on my lyre, and
Play hIm like a piano man (I will, I will)

'Cause I love, love, 'cause I love, love
You better than, you better than
My darkest sin
Russian hookers, and cheap gin

I think that I could be fine
If I could be Mary Jane Holland tonight
I think we'd have a good time
If you'd meet me and Mary Jane in Holland tonight

Mary, Jane, Holland (whoh-who)
Mary, Jane, Holland (whoh-who)

I know that mom and dad think I'm a mess
But it's alright, because
I am rich as piss
When I ignite
And put you in my mouth
The grass heats up my insides and my brunette starts to sprout
Introducing, ladies and gentleman, Mary Jane Holland

I think that I could be fine
If I could be Mary Jane Holland tonight
I think we'd have a good time
If you'd meet me and Mary Jane in Holland tonight

Mary, Jane, Holland (whoh-who)
Mary, Jane, Holland (whoh-who)

Mary, Jane, Holland (whoh-who)
Mary, Jane, Holland (whoh-who)

Honestly, Mary Jane Holland, Aura, Gypsy, and Swine are the best songs from ARTPOP

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed♥

lady marihunera♥

Can't beat the machines is way better than this

🦄🦄🦄🦄😍😍😍😍😎😎😁😁😁

The best combo is Gaga with a bottle of scotch.

A masterpiece !!

Play this song when I show up on a free dress looking like a queen

Wy she says mary jane hollace 😮

I love the way she sings "Fine"..."time" 😍❣️

Madeon !!!!!!

introducing ladies and gentleman

MARY
JANE
HOLLAND

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Artpop is one of my FAV albums!✌ That and Joanne bc my aunt was 19 when she too passed away. 💚

icon pop forever

Does anyone know songs with the beat similar to this one?

Madeon - Bloody Mary

I think

This song is so underrated

Mary Janee🌿

Hino injustiçado. Deveria ser single. Vou morre sem aceitar esse desperdício de hino

Inhale every time she says Mary Jane Holland

i wanna get high to this

when you loved that songthe first time u heard it but didnt know what it was about

BR monster's like 🇧🇷

I literally listen to this song daily.

Maybe you have OCD ?

I love so much the "cause I love, love cause I love, love" part

Lady gaga hsters messahe from me......WhAT the f do you think you are thinking about?HUH...?

So fã n 1

Russian hookers and cheap gin! All I wanted for my birthday!

I love gaga

i love gaga

Love and proud 😍❤

I'm sorry.. but who is Mary Jane Holland!!

Nobin punyo its a serious question? ^^

Many Albtraum it seems like one ☝🏽.

Mary jane is also a fames weed shop in amsterdam so maby she sings also a bit about that

This song is about gaga's alter-ego called Mary Jane Holland, she appears when gaga smokes weed and dyes her hair to brunette.
Fact: She actually did it and when she did It for first time, no one recognized her.

Lady Gaga 🌟❤️

Maravilhosa!

ART POP made a very important part of my life

The Saturdays - What About Us

Pq isso não foi single? 😢😢

Imádom:DD

Way better than kesha or katy. This is real music.

nedar giordano true

Yas true. Lady is iconic the other ones are just just lame.

Thanks for uploading it i did not find it complete

És demais,Gaga!Tu é que mereces ganhar todos os prémios! É pena que aqueles cantores de merda estejam a tirar te o lugar!Para mim és a melhor cantora do mundo!E pena que os idiotas do Ed Sheeran,a Maria leal,a dua lipa,a Becky g,o Shawn Mendes estejam a ganhar mais fama!Eles não merecem...Mas eu sou uma das tuas maiores fãs, não te esqueças!

Underrated

better than every other song in ARTPOP tbh. deserved a music video.

i am rich as piss

It's Rupaul not Apollo

I love u so much Gaga as do millions more😍😍😍😗😘😘😘😘

minha rainha ela é bem bacana!

This is the best weed song I've ever heard.

Elijahlux what about marijuana by kid cudi?

@Glichy boy 6789 (2) This comment interduced me to that song.

She says, "Lady of the Dam." The Dam is slang for Amsterdam in Europe. Just pointing this out cuz the first lyric in the video says, Lady of the damned..

AmsterDAM is also known as the 'dam

no, the lyrics is lady of the damned, but like you said there is two meanings

mary jane holland i love this song

I've watched so much rpdr that I thought this song was about a guy who transformed / crossdressed into a character called Mary Jane Holland when night came lmaooooo

Sunny smiles "Ladies and gentleman, please welcome to the stage, the unforgettable Ms. Mary Jane Holland."

*Get on up!* *cracks whip*