KSI - Two Birds One Stone Lyrics




Alright, this is the last time I'm doing this shit with you
Yeah, let the people all know

Popeye wanna pop at the elegant (elegant)
Plus the little boy wanna play again (play again)
Sitting at the top, viewing triple six
Devil with the flow, with the crucifix

Two birds, one stone (ye)
Two birds with the one stone (ye, ye)
Two birds, one stone
Two birds with the one stone (one stone)

Tell me how my dick ended up in your main chick
Threesome with the hoe, double trouble, don't ever say shit
Bouncing in the bed while they swallow up all my brain kids
Popeye in the opposite hearing them from my cockpit (damn)
Your music, fam, it's so lame (uh)
Rapping about a kitty, are you braindead? (haha)
We don't wanna hear another house track (nah, nah)
Your music makes me wanna pop a Prozac (damn)
But you're always on it (damn!)
Especially when your most viewed music vid has this nigga on it (haha, haha)
God-damn, unstable little cunt don't know what to do
Guess he'll make a book too, sobbing to promote too
Whispering "Joe" for haunted bullshit
Who the hell would wanna go buy your book of bullshit?
Filming all your dead tunes with Elliot
One week break? You're a legitimate idiot
Tweeting that you'll knock me out, just like Theo, huh?
Yeah, black-facing prick wanna be me, huh?
Yeah, begging to think that you're gon' beat me, huh?
Yeah, Popeye the prick, now regret it, huh

Popeye wanna pop at the elegant (elegant)
Plus the little boy wanna play again (play again)
Sitting at the top, viewing triple six (triple, triple)
Devil with the flow, with the crucifix (ye, ye)

Two birds, one stone (uh, uh)
Two birds with the one stone (ye, ye)
Two birds, one stone (uh, uh)
Two birds with the one stone (one stone)

Lying to your mama
Guess I gotta add some Kerosene to the drama (ay)
When she hears the whole of the verse, she's gonna jet (ay)
Especially when she hears me tell her that you're doing Ket, man
I don't wanna be that type of dude blurting all of your business
Know that you're the one that started this
The Lord is my witness
Guess he saw that time in Pascha when you paid for that BJ
Then the prozzy bruised your dick
Now you're scared of them BJs, hey
Now you're getting pegged
Got these little kids looking up the shit I said (damn)
You a bitch boy, I don't care if you're rich, boy
Degrading cause Ezekiel robbed your shit, boy
Nissan GTR with your coin money (coin money)
Snaking all of your boys just for more money (more money)
You're a dodgy prick, let that settle in (D-amn)
Blood-boiling bars, let that kettle sing (god-damn)
Your balls online, that's unsettling (Jesus!)
With the DM telling me, you're too pussy fighting me
Cause you know you'll lose to me
Little boy is getting slapped up
You fucked up when you aimed at me (trip, trip)

Popeye wanna pop at the elegant (elegant)
Plus the little boy wanna play again (play again)
Sitting at the top, viewing triple six (triple, triple)
Devil with the flow, with the crucifix (crucifix)

Two birds, one stone (uh, uh)
Two birds with the one stone (ye, ye)
Two birds, one stone (ye)
Two birds with the one stone

Man, you know I've never snorted coke in my life
And I never lost my virginity to a prostitute
And my bro don't have two kids
Harry, you're a lying cunt, fuck yourself bruh





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KSI Two Birds One Stone Comments
  1. Thomas Richards

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  2. silverfillet

    top comment is gay

  3. Not Tom Watson

    The person below commented on the person that commented then that person commented on the said TWO BIRDS ONE STONE, TWO BIRDS WOTH THE ONE STONE

  4. BassBoy

    the person below me made a comment about the person below him

  5. Sirius davis

    The person below me is lying

  6. TylerM Vlogs

    The person below me eats babies

  7. Yasmin Hanchaoui

    TWO BIRDS ONE STONE TWO BIRDS WOTH THE ONE STONE!!!

  8. 200iQ wavy

    Anyone 2020 ? Song is still fire

  9. Dominik Przewozny

    sick diss respect

  10. Amina Gaznfar

    I ta not boring 😂😂 😂 isn't so cool and awesome ksi

  11. VaNcE KrXsH

    listen at 1.25 speed

    mariogf12

    Thankss!

  12. Jimmy The Elf

    The person above me is a rapist

  13. Domination Gaming

    Still 🔥🔥🔥

  14. Liverpool Legends

    The comment section is more screwed than Manchester City’s season

  15. Kashif Hussain

    The person who says anything after me lost their virginity to jj and was gay with James Charles also lesbian with my friends mom

  16. Alfredo Tlatelpa

    everyone below me lost their virginity to James Charles

    Adam Haris 25

    Ur father does

  17. Fenoic

    person above me gets a no u

  18. Joestar Random

    The person below me and above me like Jake Paul

    NTF_Midgyy

    ur on the top so the one over u is ksi xD

    Amina Gaznfar

    No one likes Jack Paul bicase off that's stupide shit donckey pig Head you bicase your Cheter pig stupid jack Paul your a biche donckey and verry Cheter pig Head

  19. Freind_request12

    The person next to me is a pauler

  20. Free Wifi

    The person below me is a jake paul fan

  21. CHILLED YT

    Wtf is this comment section 😂

    Annihalation

    Yeah like wtf is going on 😂

  22. Julius Herler

    The person above me is a jake Paul fan

  23. Moose

    The people under me are gay

  24. Abbas Hameid

    The people under me are gay

  25. BlxdezFN

    The guy above me is a jake Paul fan.

    Julius Herler

    Haha got em

  26. ChristoS KomoS

    the guy above me was sucking my cock yesterday

  27. Law

    People Below me have cancer

    YTSimple Mongul

    Why r u technacly saying my comment

  28. Dryft

    When he said
    "plus the little boy wanna play again."
    thought he was talkin about his boner lmfaoo

  29. Milo

    The person below me is a fat shit

  30. Blued

    above me and below me has cancer

    im immune to cancer

    YTSimple Mongul

    Why r u technacly saying my comment

    Larry Ossei

    Grow up

    Blued

    @Larry Ossei i have more money than you

    Larry Ossei

    @Blued Is it Bill Gates

  31. Arpit Gupta

    The boy below me just recovered from cancer

    YTSimple Mongul

    Why r u technacly saying my comment

  32. VanillaJokes

    I have cancer now

  33. ShootingStar

    The guy below me has cancer

  34. Weston Wheeler

    The guy below me has cancer lol

    YTSimple Mongul

    Why r u technacly saying my comment

  35. Aurelian Sargu

    The guy below me has cancer lol

    YTSimple Mongul

    Why r u technacly saying my comment

  36. MASHED POTATOES

    I HAVE CANCER LOL

    YTSimple Mongul

    Did u read my comment propley?

    Itz_ Fady

    @YTSimple Mongul that you a bitch and have cancer

  37. YTSimple Mongul

    The guy above me his mum has cancer and will not make it^

    Tampa 123445

    Mate u play fortnite Ur the one with cancer

  38. bot. exe

    Reverse uno card

  39. GigaChad

    boys can you view my past video I need the views to support my small penis disease

  40. Jackson Freeman

    2020 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  41. Anime Weeb • 4 years ago

    Why is ksi's comment section full of kids with nonsense

    krumble dart

    Ksi does this toxic thing where he sorts comments by newest (shows how young his audience is) so no one can criticise his diss

    Anime Weeb • 4 years ago

    @krumble dart true

    krumble dart

    @Anime Weeb • 4 years ago :(

    Ëdît Kįñg

    krumble dart no you idiot you set it in your settings stupid

  42. PyRoMK

    The guy below me sucks dick

    TeD_DeV

    Ur mom does

    Adam Haris 25

    @TeD_DeV lol

  43. GigaChad

    guys ksi commented on my recent video!!!!

    TeD_DeV

    Shut the hell up

    GigaChad

    TeD_DeV no

    TeD_DeV

    @GigaChad idc tbh i think u lying

  44. 7axson

    The guy above is gay

    Adam Haris 25

    Ur dad does

    Trixster YT

    *guy above's comment is no u*

  45. ThatOneFruit ThatIsTasty

    The comment to my left is a prick

  46. SnoopierBloomZA

    The guy above be is an idiot.

  47. Sreekanth r2

    The guy under me is gay

  48. Focus

    The person below me is cracked

  49. Ibrahim Abidi

    I came back to this after I kicked a football onto someone's head, bounced off their head and hit another person's head. (it wasn't even planned).

    William Rock

    Ibrahim Abidi of course it wasn’t planned

    Ibrahim Abidi

    William Rock i’m not lying

    Ibrahim Abidi

    i was playing football in break at school so lots of people were on the pitch

  50. Icon

    The guy below me is below me

  51. Turtle 55 D.A

    The guy below me is lying

  52. Tymek

    I agree with the dude above me

    dyna mix

    You've just made a hell of a paradox

    DJ Gaming

    So you are a liarer lol

  53. Konor Kaotic

    The guy below 10,00 subs really got me there

  54. 10,000 subs without any video challenge

    I legit can’t the OG comments

  55. Focus

    The person below keeley thinks he’s funny

    MythicalHoppa

    Focus yes

  56. MythicalHoppa

    RIP Kobe Bryant. Spread the Word.

    CocoHead Official

    MythicalHoppa true

  57. Bob Marley 1234

    Ksi tried to warn us about Harry and ket🤫🧐

  58. Starkk

    The person above me is gay if he comments anything ^

  59. keeley smith

    the person below me thinks they all that

  60. Konor Kaotic

    The person below me needs to shut the hell up

  61. Focus

    The person below abbu thinks he’s hot shit

  62. Dr Hell

    He’s sick

  63. Abbu

    KSI LOOKS LIKE HIS OLD SELF

  64. TMG adam

    Stop making these random “the guy below me” quotes there so bad

  65. AsianGuy0_0

    Person below thinks the last comment is under him

  66. Focus

    The person below thinks he got last comment...

    Assault _gaming

    he does doesn't he

  67. HVM Ganzon

    Last comment

    Yea the Boys

    HVM Ganzon no

    Darien Morales

    HVM Ganzon no

  68. Dan Currin

    🔥🔥🔥

  69. ANDREW VERA

    UNO REVERSE YOUR LITTLE ASS

    Dan Currin

    ANDREW VERA stfu

  70. Michael Fallon Murray

    Two Paul's one nightmare

  71. J3FF

    One Bird Two Stones.

  72. We going to die Anyway

    The person below and top of me is
    ...
    ...
    ...
    ...
    And his name is John cena
    Te tera ra ra . Te year ra ra....

  73. Saiyan Legacy

    You lost I won 👇🏻🖕🏿

  74. Lixツ

    I win I’m last

  75. Mohammad Farhan NEWAZ

    The person below is from Wuhan

  76. OH NO NO

    the person on top fucks a rat

  77. цвеле

    no one:
    absolutely n o o n e:
    ThiS PeRsOn beLoW me Is gAY

  78. Mask

    The person below me will have a good year

  79. Starkk

    Person below me also doesn’t have a brain

  80. Focus

    Person below me doesn’t have a brain

    Focus

    Azez Alfawazi like your dms bro

  81. Denzel Cult

    Person below me is a virgin

  82. Patty Stone

    the person below me said got tag teamed by james charles and their dad, thats such a unoriginal diss

  83. xd snuggles

    The person below me got tag teamed by James Charles and their dad

  84. Girl With Love

    The person below me said that the person below him said this is shit because he is gay, because he's dumb.

  85. CrazygamerXtreme

    The person below me said this is shit because he is gay

    mentally endangered

    CrazygamerXtreme ok 9year old

    CrazygamerXtreme

    @mentally endangered Yes I'm definitely 9 years ols

  86. William Linley

    This is so shit

  87. Jack Kennedy

    Uno reverse 🔄

  88. Odude Odude

    Why am I obsessed with this diss?






    *its 2020*

    alfie

    Odude Odude it’s the beat tbh

  89. dota 2 channel

    the person that is below me is geh

  90. Blasian Boy

    the person below sucked off their uncle and then got blacked by JJ's dad

  91. Brady Walker

    The person below me is extremely gay

  92. Pro Gaming HD

    The person below me is the most gay

  93. iamsadwhereisdad

    The person below me is even gayer than the person below him

  94. PotatoX Duck

    The person below me is gay