Kottonmouth Kings - Life Ain't What It Seems Lyrics
Life aint what it seems, it aint no fucking dream.
So get a grip up on your shit and make sure your pipe's clean.
When I drink booze put a crown on my royal
Kottonmouth Kings make a pipe outta foil
Smoke it to the butt put it out in the soil.
Damn Saint Dog, I'm outta weed again, "I feel ya"
Pockets lookin thin aint got a dime to spend!
Big Hoss is in the pen, yes he's doing 10, "Fuck the system!"
I smoke a cigarette and try to comprehend.
Judicial system got me wishing I was president
I got a grudge against the judgment that's irrelevant.
I write a rhyme to attract and show intelligence
Shit, every other night I'm getting hella bent.
I roll my skate to relate to this society, society
No papers to my name, ya see my bong broke, bong broke
I guess that's why they call me crazy D-Loc.
Life aint what it seems, it aint no fucking dream.
So get a grip upon yo shit and make sure yo pipes clean.
When I grow buds I put keefe on my soil
Put the green in the bing then I make my water boil.
Alcohol and rice roll nice with the coil
Evian in my bong so my water don't spoil.
Damn Loc-Dog I'm outta drink again, "I feel ya!"
Buds lookin slim, I need a Heineken, "A Heineken!"
My bro's locked down doin 9 or 10, "Fuck that!"
Step back, I'm bout to crack, can you comprehend?
Placentia City got me witty on this way of life.
I (ride?) a duck, what the fuck, skin it with my knife
There's a zone in my dome called the twilight
I'm down for my crown each and every night
Well I keep my tolerance, stay inside my flow
Make ya say 'damn bro I got to go to a show'
Life aint what it seems, it aint a dream and I aint playing.
But I'm Saint Vicious and Daddy X is saying
Life aint what it seems, it aint no fucking dream.
So get a grip upon yo shit and make sure yo pipes clean.
Now when a read a mag put a grand on my royal
Government lies yo they make my water boil.
R.I.P. to my peeps 6 feet in the soil.
Riverside hometown represent, stay loyal.
No money for the skate no change for the tax
Went surfin with no keefe but forgot the sex wax.
Have a purple friend to help ya to relax.
A one foot glass called the paramax.
Now afternoon to you is my morning
I wake up hit the roach and then I'm snoring
Outta bed around 3 take 7 BT's
Like DJ Rob Harris kid I'm soarin'
I pertains an ill congested vibe
Makes ladies strive for my bozak
Addicted like prozac. You know that I track em like Lojak.
I'm slicker and quicker, I'll stick ya like Kojak.
I'm alone upon this rhyme that I've created.
This rhyme that I've inflated, wont trade it so gimme my space.
Government controls so they hated
Our life, it has been jaded and faded
We're getting erased.
Life aint what it seems, it aint no fucking dream.
So get a grip upon yo shit and make sure yo pipes clean.
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Kottonmouth Kings Life Ain't What It Seems Comments
#freesaintdog
One or the first kmk songs I ever heard back in 2000!!!
Blazed out 2 this .
P TOWN BALLERS!!
Who else still bumping this in 2019
Remember this old classic
Been bumping this song for a good minute. Crazy how Times have changed.
Whooooaaaa music is a time machine. 1999? Blizazed out my brizain. Even stole these dudes shoe laces at edge fest in Albuquerque, NM. Damn I miss those days. I feel old. :(
Saint dogg is a fucking gee
Whos the nigga singin da hook? Dat boi was only on kmk fo a lil while right bld?
Best Kottonmouth Kings ever with d Loc and Saint
Miss this kmk!
i like to feel shook sometimes lol
Wish i had my bong right now, i need to crash out though its 5am here in Albuquerque and i work in 3 hours... Life ain't what it seems! Hahaha
my friends always used to make fun of this band but i always loved this song thought he killed it
Fuck the syyysteeem!!!
Lied to me to!
Time for a comeback
You might remember this Fight
whoop woop !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KMK represent Riverside California till I die.. 1605 life... 951 blazed out in the IE
2 bad they don't sound anything like this anymore
best way to clean your bong is with gasoline but it stinks and it's very flammable. so only do that shit outside yo
Hitlers Handicapped Helper Ya... or iso and table salt. Whateva ya feels I guess. ....
99% isopropyl alcohol and table salt. Yes.
addicted like Prozac
prozac = fluoride
funny stuff
this my shi
this my shi
Whoop whoop me to kings for life
this my shit
Lorissa Burnham damn your cute af... 😉
this my shit
i used to kick it with them in lake elsinore my bros ol lady was cuzn with one of them. hella cool people to party with!!
your cool not
Saint be killa it.... he still with KMK in 2017? i know Dirtball back with KMK.
Still my favorite song ever and don't forget to keep yo pipes clean
all day every day
love this song
Yes indeed
" Responsibility?! NEVER!!! " - Malibu Ken
" Doesn't matter the question, the answer is: It's a Baby! ".
I Met these guys in san diego around 99' ish. they were going down the beach handing out demo tapes. had i known know i would asked for a photo!
This reminds me of when I was a youngster in oc player
whenever i get locked up i cant get this song outa my head
Just wondering...is that still true for you on today's date
One my FAV albums of all time
sk8er's!!
Lovin' it! Super catchy tune. 👍
"Life ain't what it sheems" ;)
LOL
N O That Shaint Dog drawl
happens to me all the time
I've never cared for smoke... Why are songs like this still good?
Nick Shadowblade music is the unseen drug ♡
These guys need more recognition, I love KMK!
Riverside hometown represent stay loyal
KMK all day baby!
life aint funny when u ain't got no money and the clock strikes 4 20 and u wanna get high......
Switch the words around and youll see.
The part where he says "life aint what it seems it aint a dream and I aint playin" Sounds a lot like the part from fresh prince where he says "I got in one little fight and my mom got scurd"
It's the part at 1:49.
The part where he says, "Life ain't what it seems, it ain't a dream and I ain't playin", sounds like the intro to the fresh price of bel air. Pretty epic.
one person doesnt have a grip on there shit
life anit what it seems it anit no fucking dream so get a grip up,on your shit and make sure you got one in the pipe (i mean a bullet in the barrel an emptey guns useless) and a good joint dont hurt no one bye the way
now its 11,470
having a bad day so im just gonna lock the doors put this on repeat and toke up
now its 8,249 lol
this is the good shit from back in the day!
get out of my brain.
6 months later: 5.5k
fuck the system
Down kmk.lifer
Good shit
idk. this song should have at least 9million. songs like this make life livable. kmk for lyfe
Only 2 comments? what the fuck is this world coming to?
so get a grip up on yo shit and make sho yo pipes clean
only 739 views??? what the fuck is this world coming toooo kmk 4
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