Kottonmouth Kings - Bong Tokin' Alcoholics Lyrics
My mission: the commission of the dishin out for facts
Cuz when I'm dimin' my rhymin never slacks, never lacks
So get back to the basics and face it.
The American dream aint what it seems
With lies they've laced it. Can't you taste it?
We've ate it and realized its not nature to mother
Generic like no other, man, fuck big brotha!
The Kottonmouth King klick. Are you blind or somethin?
Are you blind to the facts? You think that this system,
That this society, sees any other color other than green?
Well it's all slave-driven. The illusion of ownership in America
Property is theft, that's how we livin'
The bong tokin' alcoholics
Wakin' up every day in the afternoon.
I crawl out the bed on the way to the shower
Gotta hurry up I got a date in an hour.
Call my boy X on the shower phone.
'What's up, Saint? Man, I'm stoned alone
By the way I got the freaks on point
Call up the krew, hook it up. Lata.'
I hung up with X and gave my boys a holla.
D-loc picked up said 'What's up balla?'
Just droppin a dime and time about this party
There'll be a lotta beer and some naughty hotties
I'll call Bobby let him know the plan,
And we'll bounce through in the nitrate van.
We'll take a road trip, 40-sip on the way
Oh yeah X commin' through with some freaks from the Bay
Bong tokin alcoholics, the Kottonmouth tilt is what we call it,
The bong tokin alcoholics, step back I'm bout to crack
Legalize it!
The bong tokin alcoholics [repeat]
We drank up a fifth and sparked a bowl
Humble Gods on the radio bumpin' real low.
I reach into the back and pull out the 64,
I took it to the head like a mothafuckin' pro
Yo, that drink got me on tilt,
Ya better sit down cuz you about to spill
Now we approach up on the corner of the house party
I'm down, I'm told...?
Conversation with the krew, I thought you knew to pass the brew
Tasted kinda freaked, Saint your ass is through
Break out the beer bong man, I wanna get faded
Cuz drinkin' out the bottle is just so overrated,
We got the 22, we're fillin' up on Mickeys
Now what's up you drunk bitch? You spillin' on my Dickies
Well boost up the bass, go easy on the treble
And let 'em all know that we some psycho rebels
With our pants saggin', skates in our hand
With our pants saggin', skates in our hand
With our pants saggin', skates in our hand
Now we're rollin' 3 deep and we don't give a damn
Bong tokin alcoholics, the Kottonmouth tilt is what we call it
The bong tokin alcoholics, step back I'm bout to crack
Legalize it!
The bong tokin alcoholics [repeat]
I got the blunts and I got the beer
Daddy X hits skins in the rear view mirror
We walked up to the spot, the keg's our destination
Cuz runnin' local parties is a nightly occupation
I went to get a beer, felt a finger in my back
'Hey I like your shirt', yeah I see it is quite phat
But no time to mack cuz Saint's drunk as hell
He was standin' on the table and he started to yell,
'All the freaks up in the party, move around and shake your body
And if you're down with the boys of P-Town
Lemme see somebody get naughty.
Is the west coast in the house?
Then pick it up, pick it up, pick it up!'
Well get naughty they did and these girls start to strip,
Started freakin' on my shit and her boyfriend tried to trip
I said 'You talk shit, punk? Let's step outside'
He put his fists up, I put em on his eye
He got a left to the cheek, skateboard to the dome,
I busted out the (?) and took his girlie home
Bong tokin alcoholics, the Kottonmouth tilt is what we call it,
The bong tokin alcoholics, step back I'm bout to crack
Legalize it!
The bong tokin alcoholics [repeat]
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Kottonmouth Kings Bong Tokin' Alcoholics Comments
2020 #wepartyharder
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39 been bumping kmk since2005
Smoked a blunt with Lou dog outside of the st.louis show in 98
30 yrs pld. Been bumpin since 99. You cant beat old kmk rips
19 years old I been listening to the kings my entire life
Anyone listening in 2019?
damn straight
2019 “Respect and dignity.” Furthermore: (“Respect and dignity!”)
Dont mind the image? A possum is a mindless trick.
Fun story... I had a gay gym teacher in elementary school who said we could bring in music to play during gym and he could take the vocals out... I don’t know if he meant he could EQ the shit lower or what... but fifth grade me truly believed if I brought this cd to gym we could listen to it and enjoy it minus the vocals 😂😂😂 he read the first song title and was like.... wtf 😂😂😂😵🤷♂️💯
31 & still listening.
2019 “Respect and dignity.” Furthermore: (“Respect and dignity!”) • “Respect and dignity, 2019?”
Who got a light ? 😝😎
Im 36
Been listening since 1999
Thanks for the track man
Stoner shit before 9/11 vibe was way different anywhere
Finally legalized, coming from NJ. You guys don’t even know how you have affected so many people positively.
20 years deep with the kotton mouth king clique
Im 35 Im jammin em buts its been a long min, since I've jammed to them, 4really doe!!
HELLS YEA KOTTONMOUTH KINGS!! OLD SCHOOLIE!! LOVE THIS ALBUM 4REAL HELLA BADASS JAMS!!
Royal Highness was the best kmk album!
now i'm 13 and i listen often kmk
We State the news is war b rdy
wow~ memory come up. kkk!!! kotton music goodjop
I do and I'm 20
Listening km since 2003 bro <3
yes im 25 by gunther
I wish there were a video of this with 90's skateboarder kids just punching the shit out of old people. ya know?
kottonmouth kult lives, lets blaze
im 28 n still listen to kmk
beastie boys gone stoner
kmk oc to Detroit to Pasadena west coast
This shit will turn any party outtttt!!
now I got whomper buds the size of a volkswagon!
No shit ha
Bigger a better kid, put down that bc big bud and get some haze cross
Volkswagen Fox 1992 with a V6 engine swap from a crashed Jetta
I'm 15 and have listened to this song sense I was like 6 BONG TALKING ALCOHOLICS FOR LIFE
Christian Hilderbrand
yo you ever hear of autofail Aka autocorrect?? jackass
Draco Shot you had shitty parents lol
Im sure a 6 year old wad walking the streets bumpin daddyx
I was 5!!
are blind or something? you think I'm generic?
+U Dont Know My Voice By Now?!! Stone do I really look like a major player tho? I already knew them. I already knew hundreds of people. go back to class. and tell me, why did the scene die?
+U Dont Know My Voice By Now?!! Stone as I fell thru the cracks...
+U Dont Know My Voice By Now?!! Stone everybody blew up with all this new found attention. and didn't know where it was coming from.
+**** and decided to keep it for themselves. I'm nobody they know. and you know what? who needs a curtain call anyway? my door was not locked. I'm just hated.
+U Dont Know My Voice By Now?!! Stone for my motivation and inspiration
love this
im 20 been had there logo tatted on my chest since i was like 15 been listening to them since i was like 11 lol
240p sounds like shit :(
At least my son inherited my good music genes. Shout out to my boy, Brando! Waz up son!
Shout out to this shit! The music of my youth!
NecaBear I fucking know right LMAO!!!!!
mary me
I'm 31 been listening to Kmk since I was 13 no lie Imma kottonmouth kueen forever.
I'm 31 been listening to Kmk since I was 13 no lie Imma kottonmouth kueen forever.
bong tokin' alcoholic for life
what year did this album drop?
I think '95?
LF room for rent I'm a Bong Tokin' Alcoholic with a job $565 a month after taxes
im 67 and have been bumpin KMK since 98
inspirational
Me too, I’m 35 though 😗💨
ive been listing since i was about 6-7 years old still got kick ass bump music
15, listening to these guys since i was 7 lol
@GreenSkyFalling ye, im listing them aswell, im 19
I'm 16 and i listen to them lol
@GreenSkyFalling
I do I am 27. Have listened to them since 18 years old.
@GreenSkyFalling i do, im 20
cool. keep broadening that musical education dude.
@GreenSkyFalling 18 lol
I wonder if anyone under 30 listens to kmk anymore.
No they dont get it
22 🤙
I’m 19 in 2019 and I listen to them with my Parents and smoke weed with them jamming to Kmk they Listened before me they’re both I’m there 40s
Haha, I do.
Beastie boys is that you ? Naw its just old skool rap . Im 23 and I mostly listen to old skool rap and hiphop or underground varieties .
THE BONG TOKIN' ALCOHOLICS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2013!!!! Puff-N-Tuff!!!!
Free The Kings!!!
yea if you take away the anti-government and weed toking! LOL
no dumb fuck no no no no no! sounds like kmk u bitch!
hellz ya brings back the cali days in riverside
Im 38 from Riverside and have been listening to kmk since their first demo tape on vhs. Seen 3 or 4 albums at the Barn at U.C.R. And still listen to kmk.
Dope shit,Smoking a joint right now while listening to this shit mane! dope
my god this song makes me feel old as dirt lol
"Wicked Clowns in the radio bumping real low." love the old shit. plz bring back Saint Dog
RIP Visual Assassin
I got some fresh buds to smoke with yall
I got the bud's and I got the beat's.....
If you have been beating these mother fuckers since they first appeared click like
THUMBS UP IF YOU WaNNA KICK me ON tHE NUTS fOR SaYING tHUmBsup!
2012 nicca:D
fuckin love this song
this is what your parents were doing it to!!
Year I was born!
long live the kings.
UNDERAGE ALCOHOLICS
LIke this if you are listening in 2012
king klick
its the 12 and i blast this shit in the LE:D
pants sagging skates in the air...
BUMING IN 2 0 1 2 S T i L L <3
4 FUCKIN 20!!!!!
i was bumping this back in 1999 long before the BROS took over lol
Tokin on some Mango!! yeeeee
@keneth51099 Man im listening to it in 2012.
I will always smoke weed.
hittin some yasmin kush right now
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK YES
juggaloes are weird
WHOOP WHOOP!
whoop whoop ta all the homies out there
@TheWick53 um i do toke all the time hence my name and so i was wrong as sadpanda pointed out but i was told that by my doctor so i was going off a valid source
I miss the old days... b0ng rippin 2 that.
oil smokin' alcoholics is the new song they need to make lol
i can't imagine what they're friends thought when they showed em this back in the day.
just sayin
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How did kmk get SOOO far away from their early style of music, really too bad.
@pervertedpenguin69 ...ur dumb.. go listen to another song...
how does this classic only have 108,698 views????