Kottonmouth Kings - Bong Toke Lyrics






Take a bong toke...

I love rippin' outta bongs it gets me so so high
When I take a big toke 'looks like my eyes start to cry
Tears start to swell up when I take a huge hit
Of that bong biggie bong diggity dank dank shit
Johnny Richter don't quit out the one two three
Take so many bong hits you might run out of weed
Thought you was fucking with a rookie but I'm really a king
I was just out playing hooky having fun with my team
Well now I'm back with a plan to get the whole world united
The plan's called bong tokes first you pack it then light it
Then you pass it to a friend and keep on paying it forward
Until we all live as one to form a weed world order

[CHORUS]
Take a bong toke...
Where's the weed at?...

It's time to put the chronic in the chamber
The bong water needs a little change up
I throw a fast ball right down the strike zone
And split the bat up to stick in the glass bowl
Mountain Spring always goes down the freshest
Before we spark it up D-Loc you must inspect it
Dirty water's like a sin to a christian
You want heaven but you never gonna get in
The high priest baptizes and purifies
The canni-bus now we're all getting herbalized
Pass the lighter spark the holy chalice
The Mavericks ain't the same since Steve Nash left Dallas
Sprinkle on the keef yeah adds a nice topping
We getting' baked like hash cakes there's no stopping
The water's bubbling my vision starts doubling
The smoke's rising fast I pull the stem it comes rushing in

[CHORUS]

Yo
Liar liar pants on fire...
Liar liar...
Hey naw
Liar liar pants on fire ain't nobody getting no higher
FUCK THAT where's my lighter
Sick of all you lyin' typers
We getting higher higher smoking on a vaporizer
Eyes red blazed up smoked out I'm tired as fuck
We got that supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
The type of weed that leave you breathless and flow less
So take a toke
And another
And another
And another...
Tell your mother
Oh no!

[CHORUS]





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  1. R.... S....

    Morning vibes 2020 baby

  2. e.... s....

    2020!!!!!

  3. C.... l....

    I had no idea this beat is in wheres the weed at?

  4. W.... S....

    2019 still bumpin takin another bong toke 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💨

  5. B.... h....

    Still 10 years later blazing to this song.

  6. s.... ....

    this is all i used to listen to when i started smoking, like 7 years ago lmao

  7. M.... B....

    Who still listening to this in 2019??

    M.... B....

    Hell YEAH!

    M.... B....

    Mike Cors marijuana

  8. D.... B....

    Always gonna be a bearded bong toking bastard! MMFWCL

  9. N.... ....

    2008 is when i got my first Ipod touch. this is one of the first songs on there and im still listening after all these years... "High" quality

  10. S.... H....

    *HAPPY 4/20 you beautiful stoners!*

  11. J.... O....

    DOPE SHIT

  12. u.... u....

    Lets ypdate that we still jam dis shittt . 200000018v. Huh

  13. J.... K....

    Been smoking to this song since like 09. Still smoking today, just smoking more and got better weed. :D

  14. S.... C....

    Bong tokr str8 up

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  15. E.... ....

    Take a bong toke......

  16. k.... ....

    always been a big kings fan but I first heard this on evil bong. that movie was hilarious

    k.... ....

    konkrete19 there are seven of them now it freaking sweet and just as good as you'd think

  17. T.... F....

    heard this in the first Evil Bong movie.

    T.... F....

    T.J. Freeq great movies yo

    T.... F....

    Same✌

    T.... F....

    T.J. Freeq Me too I love evil bong its one of my favorite stoner horror movies. The tripper, Simon says, and evil bong are the 3 best stoner horror movies of all time in my opinion at least

  18. K.... S....

    memories with dad here.

    K.... S....

    i got that same shit with me and my dad but that with Cypress Hill :D

  19. L.... K....

    Some jack ass had to go and fuck up the 420 likes.

  20. c.... ....

    memories mann memories..

  21. A.... H....

    400 likes and 20 dislikes.....amazing, did it just happen like that naturally?

    A.... H....

    All natural!

  22. T.... R....

    Took a rip of that Form Cut GSC blazin this shiz

  23. T.... ....

    MOM WERE JUST PLAYING CHESS JEEEZE!!!! DONT COME IN BITCH!

  24. T.... P....

    takin one now

  25. M.... ....

    This was the good ol days of kmk lol

    M.... ....

    Yeah you tellin me. lol.. my dad loved this song and showed me it.

  26. K.... C....

    I don't smoke, but this track is a wicked track! Hands down my favorite kmk track

    K.... C....

    @Kody Crittenden dude, when you hear it while youre high, its like touching the sky... but ye, its kinda good even if youre not high )))

    K.... C....

    +Kody Crittenden what lol

    K.... C....

    Now im proud to say im a daily smoker lmao

    K.... C....

    That's amazing hahaha

    K.... C....

    KodyKaneMark C. What changed? No whiz quiz anymore?

  27. R.... ....

    Like that police sounds mixed in.

  28. t.... ....

    All u stoners add chunk Payton on face book

  29. b.... c....

    smokin sum blu cheese and trainwreck thru a 2 footer getin blazed to this song

  30. a.... ....

    Puffing trainwreck out my medicali to this song

  31. b.... l....

    Venomistoxin420 Xbox li ve

  32. m.... ....

    Purple kush in the triple perc

  33. G.... ....

    Bong/zong tokes all day everyday :)

  34. T.... B....

    No dislikes

  35. L.... S....

    nah nah nah, Taake a long dong toke, dont choke !!!!

  36. T.... H....

    Take a zong toke!

  37. A.... ....

    nice try though

  38. t.... h....

    Like this up if your listening this in 2012

  39. r.... c....

    waaz up ninjas whoop whoop

  40. D.... C....

    Perfect song to blaze to (:

  41. L.... E....

    Hahahaha hell yea wake n bake

  42. V.... E....

    @mexite236 FUCK that where my lighter

  43. m.... ....

    liar liar pants on fire ain't nobody get no higher
    best part of the song in my opinion