Koe Wetzel - Morning Announcements Lyrics
[Teacher:]
Students, don't forget to turn in your homework for Monday
This is the last time I'm going to tell you, class is about to start
Koe did you get your parents to sign that permission slip
Good morning students and faculty of Harold Saul High
This is Principal Carson with your morning announcements
Today is September 24, 2019
It is mostly clear outside with a temperature of 82 degrees and a 20% chance of rain
Today's lunch menu will consist of steak fingers, mashed potatoes and gravy, carrot sticks, and applesauce for dessert. Yummy!
Okay, this Friday the 27th your SHS football team travels to Bemo, Texas to try and improve their record to 3 wins and 0 loses
So instead of boozin' and smokin' black and milds outside of a 7/11 all night
Why don't you drive out to Bemo and support your classmates, show 'em your school spirit, and let's win this football game
The culprit behind the obscene and vulgar graffiti on the auditorium involving my ex-wife is still at large so if anyone has any clues or tips and who it could be will be rewarded 10 fold
Moving on
Sancho is an adjective
The word Sancho is commonly used for someone who is sleeping with your significant other while you're at work, in jail, or just off at the grocery store getting a rotisserie chicken and some merlot for guests
Sancho
Learn it
Use it
Now everyone please rise and place their hands over their hearts
[Pledge of allegiance fades out]
[Sancho fades in]
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Koe Wetzel Morning Announcements Comments
Bruh if this y’all l are British why ya say the American pledge of allegiance
Sancho is a noun