KMFDM - Me & My Gun Lyrics






Free Association
Psycho fucking pricks
The art of becoming is the beginning of the end
Bastard child from a rabid bitch

Go to town with a pump gun up your (cunt)
AK-47, '92 Beretta
Don't give a good God damn what you think of me
or what I do

H&K MP5
Smith & Wesson model 29
SPS Glock 17
A one man army i was born to be

Do it for kicks - show & tell
Do it for fun - shotgun shell
Do it for love - raise hell
Like hand in glove
Me and my gun

No prior violation
Let thy will be done
Give praise to this motherfucking white trash scum
Without provocation
Kill anyone
Ready for action
Whatever may come

You can blame it on the media
Circus for the stars
Music, movies or the man in mars
But I am what I am
Just as before
No fear or remorse
Evil to the core

I hate Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday - everyday
- always
Just as ordinary girl at war with the everday world

Now listen up kid -
It ain't cool to shoot up your school!





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  1. J.... I....

    Isn't this song about Brenda Spencer not Columbine? After shooting, asked why she did it, she reportedly answered: "I don't like Mondays."

    J.... I....

    I guess it's just some references

  2. I.... W....

    Someone mentioned this in comments on 3teeth - pumped up kicks, so I gave it a shot and checked it out. Had no fucking idea this was such a blast. Probably new fav band for me.

  3. S.... T....

    Well, not tyring to be edgy but KMFDM couldn't even dream about better advertisment than Columbine

  4. R.... T....

    Like em or hate em, Eric and dylan paved way for a ton of people to become kmfdm fans. All the revenue and merch bought buy fans who came in after 4-20-99 due to exposure of this band is in thanks to those two teens.
    Theres the 1st generation of kmfdm fans (before columbine) and the 2nd generation (after) and the 2nd massively outnumber the 1st.
    I dont care how they got their fans it just means they receive support to this day and if that keeps kmfdm afloat I'm cool with that.

  5. D.... S....

    THIS SUCKSS

    D.... S....

    KMFDM sucks

  6. P.... H....

    FUCK ERIC HARRIS & DYLAN KLEBOLD! There both insecure idiots!

  7. B.... Y....

    "She's a sociopath"

    "I hope that Lorp goes to Oakland"

  8. M.... ....

    Best ost for school hunt

  9. E.... J....

    Its all fun and games until someones reciever fractures

  10. F.... V....

    The comments are hilarious, just angry people bitching about non existent Eric and Dylan comments... if you really don't want them mentioned - maybe stop mentioning them? There would be 95% less Eric and Dylan comments on here if the 'true fans' didn't mention them haha!

    F.... V....

    Found the 13-year-old.

  11. M.... R....

    H&K maybe not the best initials to use in this song

    M.... R....

    Its a song about them soo

    M.... R....

    Mr. Robot oh shit the two kids haha

    M.... R....

    Heckler & Koch

  12. S.... T....

    let us get these moving I hope zoog can get a hold of all the artists I need to raise views for fun! I like watching numbers move

  13. s.... ....

    20 April...

  14. S.... D....

    ITT: dumb teenagers in a song not about Columbine.

    S.... D....

    Superman's Daddy if you think this isn't about Columbine then you're even more retarded than you sound already.

    S.... D....

    +The Doctor Ah, yes, because a song about gun violence in general, and a passing reference to generalized school shootings, is TOTALLY a reference to your two stupid white heroes. Shut up, kid.

    S.... D....

    Superman's Daddy yeah I'm sure it was about the other worldwide talked about school shooting, oh wait there isn't one you fucking moron.

    S.... D....

    +The Doctor lmao you actually think columbine is the only school shooting pre-2009. Confirmed for 13-year-old. Your parents ought to take your fat ass to church, young man.

    S.... D....

    +The Doctor Observe as the emo teenager types barely-coherent, repetitive cursing, some neo-Nazi terms, and attempts to pretend he doesn't "care" about a song he loves solely due to two dead white idiots. KMFDM were way the fuck more famous before your momma unfortunately changed her mind about not aborting your ass.

  15. E.... H....

    l will buy a gun so me and my gun will be best friends.How nice

    E.... H....

    Your whole comment, pfp, and usernames gave me stage 4 cancer you stupid bitch

    E.... H....

    i agree

  16. C.... S....

    AK4792beretta!

  17. C.... a....

    Did I hear an autistic screech at 0:17 ? Dylan and Eric autistic screeching before it was cool

  18. B.... L....

    it aint cool to shoot up your school

  19. C.... S....

    PTO press gears cable pulley systems power wyned poles cyclone intake sorter valves psi tanks microwave panels solar panels cold weather batteries flex joints diamond coating fiber optics power wyned suspension dynamo brake generators

  20. C.... S....

    Earthling words are all lies don't worry about it written down in pretence the loser becomes cuss words

  21. C.... S....

    oh this planet earth doesn't use nano technologies oops didn't know drug dealers pimps bullies world trade center victims rights the tyrants table prison planet earth tests weapons sincerely yours outer space aliens

  22. C.... S....

    I did shooting Paris 1997 I'm morphidite I remember kids rude I hit puberty twice wasn't easy. shot twice before and hit steel pile. thanks outer space aliens Russia for the hat and China for the safety glasses and military. middle East sold em we ran in buses get people out of slavery space weather is it you can't see UFO's black suprimicists and never will

    C.... S....

    Wow...that's not weed talking, but something else

  23. J.... C....

    Did this come out after columbine? Cuz that's pretty ballsy.

    J.... C....

    no, this came out in 2009

    J.... C....

    Yes, this came out a decade later.

  24. A.... E....

    Definitely my favorite song from KMFDM. Fuckin amazing

  25. G.... y....

    HOLY SHIT WHY HAVE I NOT FOUND THIS SOONER IT KICKS ASS

  26. G.... I....

    A one man army i was born to be

    G.... I....

    white******

  27. D.... D....

    this song make me think of the comic Tank Girl for some reason.

  28. R.... ....

    1911 fan boys would be offended by this song

  29. D.... ....

    i'm offended

    D.... ....

    Eric Harris lol

    D.... ....

    where's brooks brown?

    D.... ....

    Feukka Dice In my bed

    D.... ....

    TSOC lol he any good?

    D.... ....

    aubrey alsace it's their statement about gun violence.

  30. s.... ....

    Eric Harris' ashes are crying.

    s.... ....

    sammakkoihminen im so offended

    s.... ....

    died tonight glad

  31. K.... E....

    This is maybe my favorite KMFDM song. Damn they fucking rock. It's like a shot of adrenaline.

  32. A.... G....

    Columbine brought me here.

    A.... G....

    Adora Gonzales same Columbine was lit tho

    A.... G....

    Alison Scott Haha you're so funny

    A.... G....

    Nobody cares.

  33. O.... ....

    This song rocks

  34. S.... M....

    This is my kind of woman.

  35. S.... P....

    Theme of Duke Nukem's cousin!

  36. K.... c....

    I feel as if this is what KMFDM would say to Eric and Dylan, im not trying to be funny its my honest view

    K.... c....

    I don't think they would care if it seemed like they were getting dissed by their favorite band.... at least they wrote a song about them. Probably had the biggest grins on their faces.

    K.... c....

    Bat Punk industrial bands have been making fun of their fans forever.

    K.... c....

    Feukka Dice exactly

    K.... c....

    This was in response to it.

  37. C.... ....

    lmfao this damn song is just a big slap in the face of Columbine xD they know it and they don't care cuz thats KMFDM, fucking badass

    C.... ....

    Do it for kicks. Do it for fun.

    C.... ....

    So I am not the only one who's linking this song to the Columbine shootout

  38. P.... ....

    Now Listen Up Kid
    It Aint Cool To Shoot Up Your School

    P.... ....

    clockworkmassacre Lel😂

    P.... ....

    DO IT FOR FUNN

    P.... ....

    Pawel4323. Apparently it is now! 🇺🇸

    P.... ....

    washington irving hmm wonder what it is

    P.... ....

    @KapSLoK The NSA has been altered, the Man's radar now surrounds you

  39. J.... Z....

    you never knew they were coming for you...

  40. C.... L....

    I won, it's the people, not the hardware. Get the forethought right, pay for education.

    C.... L....

    +Chris Lund Hokay

  41. V.... B....

    Brenda Ann Spencer

    V.... B....

    They made it about columbine thats why it says " h&k"

    V.... B....

    @Jordan hates you h&k is a gun brand...

    V.... B....

    @UnchartedGamer look it up

    V.... B....

    @Jordan hates you "I hate mondays" is a direct reference to brenda, the song is generally about columbine but that's not the sole focus

  42. C.... L....

    Me and my fake, got you.

    See that, don't give a god dam.

  43. R.... D....

    Coming back home is an Art. 

  44. a.... s....

    I am sick of Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold comments....talk music, anything besides them! !!

    a.... s....

    you like it or not THEY GODLIKE

    a.... s....

    andrea cherry No it's a free country and this song is about them

    a.... s....

    Hail Eric and Dylan

    a.... s....

    But they made this song about them??

  45. J.... D....

    Reb and Vodka forever! <3

    I'm mentioning them in the comments section of this video. Dnt care.

    J.... D....

    actually i dont care

    J.... D....

    fuck it

    J.... D....

    This song was made with the purpose of shitting on them dumb fuck

    J.... D....

    @Máquina Humanoide the fact that their favorite band even made a song about em negative or not would make them happy.

    J.... D....

    @Road To Sparta This song is about gun violence, not two white losers worshiped by other white losers.

  46. C.... ....

    Thumbs up my comment if you're sick of people mentioning Eric and Dylan in the comment sections of KMFDM videos.

    C.... ....

    C0rvu51nku8a3 natural selection, don't hate bc kmfdm doesn't make songs about you

    C.... ....

    C0rvu51nku8a3 yeah kind of... people can't separate or interpret anymore. people are ignorant as fuck. KMFDM intelligent people with dumb fans they never wanted. lol.

    C.... ....

    C0rvu51nku8a3 hey good boy l'm replying your comment in 2018 what's up😎

    C.... ....

    You gotta realize it's because of them two that KMFDM received a surge in their fanbase. Bad rep or not, Eric n Dylan did kmfdm a huge favor. It's been 20 years and Kmfdms fanbase have never dwindled since.

    C.... ....

    @Road To Sparta KMFDM has been popular before two mayo-skinned morons referenced Nine Inch Nails.

  47. L.... P....

    Pretty much, yeah since they worked at a pizza store.

  48. A.... R....

    fuck, man, despite my first comment, I am with you 110%. they wouldn't have cared if they supported them or not, they'd still fuck them up. i'm a sympathyzer-(i do not care for what they did really, but i'm kind in the same boat as them, w/ the severe bulling and no friends problem)- but i still know this. YOU"VE GOT TO THINK ABOUT THE KIDS WHO ARE JUST LIKE THEM WHO DON'T DO CRAZY SHIT LIKE THAT!!!!

  49. A.... R....

    ...posers. it's not the MUSIC that u listen to that makes u a real Eric and Dylan fan. And if u don't know what does, you don't truly get it at all. Fuck, I'll bet they're turning in their graves at that. AND I AM NOT PROMOTING VIOLENCE!!!! besides this song or their music isn't about them. people get that confused.

    A.... R....

    Athena Rabideau stop

  50. v.... v....

    as much as I admire Eric and Dylan, and I'm interested in the whole Columbine case. - PLEASE PEOPLE GTFO this is KMFDM not ERIC AND DYLAN "song"!!!!!!! so go wine about the whole thing somewhere else. NOT all kmfdm fans are interested in the fucking incident!

    v.... v....

    I realize this is a 5 year old post, but to say you admire those idiots, I hope you've grown up. Also I hope you now know the difference between whine and wine

    v.... v....

    Scott Mausser they're more intelligent than your entire family tree combined.

    v.... v....

    +The Doctor I've been seeing you a lot lately.

    v.... v....

    Big Boy where at my man

    v.... v....

    Yes not all fans are columbiners but this song is about them soooo

  51. x.... ....

    Why Is Every First Letter Of Each Word In The Video's Description Written With Capital Letters?

    x.... ....

    Good Question

  52. X.... ....

    Bla bla bla... Columbia... Bla bla... Dylan, bla, Eric bla bla... FUCK THOSE SICK BASTARDS!!
    Shut up and enjoy the music!

  53. J.... S....

    OMG SHUT UP ABOUT COLUMBINE! IT WAS ALMOST 13 YEARS AGO! GET OVER IT!

    J.... S....

    They made this song about it

  54. S.... ....

    also from the actual journals and testimony both of the shooters werent tortured souls. Eric was a sociopath and dylan was an easily manipulated semi depressed clown who followed everything eric did. They actually were considerably popular in school and they were noted as having bullied kids. Ironically all these kids that idolize them as heroes are worshiping what they hated most. Bullies

    S.... ....

    I don't know how many times I gotta say this. He was not a sociopath. Dylan was not a follower. Dylan came up with the plans long before he met Eric. Dylan was just as much in on it as Eric. Imagine if he could see now how everyone thinks he was a follower?

    S.... ....

    Sancho how does it feel to be full of shit?

    S.... ....

    +Anthony I love how you unironically say this bullshit while pretending to be two white idiots' number one fans.

    S.... ....

    Superman's Daddy just read your comment one more time and muster every last brain cell you have and see if you're capable of realizing how fucking retarded you are, you fucking nobody.

    S.... ....

    Congrats Sancho, you read the one book (or an article on) columbine that is universally panned as bullshit.

  55. E.... C....

    @TheConcreteBalloon Have you read their journals? All they did was bitch about people leaving them out of parties and shit talking them. Dylan was a little hopeless romantic and Eric was a "loner." They were bitches who wanted revenge on the kids who picked on them, not kids trying to wreak havoc.

    E.... C....

    Eric Challenger you clearly haven't read the journals sheep

  56. K.... ....

    @ebtricks It was all about infamy and killing as much as they could.. not because of bullying. Just saying. And for fucks sake stop talking about it, listen to the Kaptn

  57. E.... C....

    @dee1695 160 lbs is fat? I've never been bullied, and I'll never be bullied. If anything, I'm the bully. Eric and Dylan were just little pussies who figured out that all they had to do was pull a trigger to get revenge. They didn't try to fight anyone because they were afraid of getting the shit kicked out of them. So they took the easy way out, which is something my fucking grandma can do. They preached that the weak should die. Well, they were the weak, and they did die. Pussies.

    E.... C....

    Eric Challenger you are fuckin autistic Jesus Christ

  58. E.... C....

    @dee1695 No, I would make them kill themselves. They broke down because people gave them a little bit of shit and they couldn't take any of it. Pussy's like that deserve to die.

  59. O.... ....

    @OtakuDee

    Excuse me, OUR band. KMFDM is everyone's band.

  60. O.... ....

    FUCKING ASSHOLES!!!!!!!
    Enough of this Columbine Bullshit!!!!
    It happened well over a decade ago... get the fuck over it.
    Not to sound like a tool, but I've been a fan of the K for about 15 years now, and I must say that most of these "fans" of Harris and Klebold are "angry" teenagers who want to halfassedly emulate these assholes to shock relatives and acquaintances. Will you fuckers get off my band and Rip The System properly by going beyond this petty crap, and really read the lyrics!

    -D.

    O.... ....

    OtakuDee idiot

    O.... ....

    Two fucking idiots without honor, they were shit

    O.... ....

    Mauricio Flota more honorable than you, scumbag half breed.

    O.... ....

    OtakuDee always laugh at what a bitch you are whenever I listen to this

  61. N.... A....

    @emwaver Isnt SPS is a manufacture?

  62. E.... C....

    This isn't in support of Eric and Dylan, in fact, it's mocking them. Fuck those two sensitive bitches.

  63. e.... ....

    Awesome satire against school shooters.

    I think KMFDM lyrics wrote "SPS" (?) but meant "SKS" (russian 7.62x39 rifle pre-ak)

  64. C.... F....

    @4201999columbine Fuck you.

  65. E.... C....

    @4201999columbine Why would you love those whining bitches?

  66. T.... ....

    @xKORNADDIKTx wow i forgot I wrote that Im happy I got 11 thumbs up, because it shows Im not the only person who associates kmfdm with columbine. These morons that do....fail to understand THEY are the reason people think violence is caused by music by idolizing them.

  67. J.... ....

    You know, KMFDM is not like any other band I've ever come across. It's hard to really form a final opinion on them, because most of the time, their lyrics are so damn good and the songs are so damn bad. Occasionally, they do come up with something good, though, which only makes things more confusing.

  68. J.... ....

    You know, I gotta say, if it weren't for what Eric Harris did I wouldn't have ever heard of KMFDM. They're like fucking Diet Rammstein most of the time. And, much to my disappointment, they actually seem to have allowed their work to be influenced by the negative publicity brought on them by Columbine. Rammstein shrugged it off and kept going. Because THEY are the real deal. And they aren't going to be controlled by negative PR.

  69. w.... ....

    ¬.¬ this song is anti columbine Idiots, KMFDM are calling the Media, Reb and Vodka idiots......

    Did you not get that from 'Now listen up kids it aint cool to shoot up the school'?

    w.... ....

    nobody cares tbh

  70. S.... ....

    @4201999columbine

    You realize that KMFDM has condemned both of them as sick, pathetic little shits?

  71. T.... ....

    @WeGotThePower5 why do people mention them on every fucking kmfdm video?
    Like okay they liked this band.
    Im sure they liked pizza as well, do you talk about them when you order a pizza?

  72. n.... ....

    all you people talking about columbine and 'dylan and eric' loving this song are completely missing the point...firstly this song is sarcastic and clearly against high school shootings

    secondly theres every chance if any one of you 'supporting' them had been there that day you'd be dead...these guys needed friends and people who understood them, not people who would have supported suicide and murder

    you people really have no idea what your anonymous little comments are talking about.

  73. 1.... ....

    what the fuck is this shit about Linkin park being Industrial?? scrw NiN

    get some Frontline Assembly, Front 242 and Noise Unit!

  74. S.... E....

    @JustifiedH8 linkin parks latest album was them trying to be industrial like NIN or marilyn manson if you consider him industrial

  75. M.... ....

    @IDontDoDrumCovers what the hell does linkin park have to do with industrial? go hear NIN

  76. S.... E....

    FUCK YOU LINKIN PARK FOR KILLING INDUSTRIAL. this is the real industrial kick fucking arse

  77. C.... B....

    KMFDM really went downhill after WWIII.

  78. t.... ....

    Worst song on the album.

  79. c.... ....

    yeah i lisened to kmfdm in high school.... i didnt shoot it up lol people who believe music is the cause of the death are the same people who kill abortionists. thats like blameing the people who built the gun or bullets. music reflects the mindset of someone.

  80. R.... ....

    lol yea.

  81. a.... ....

    fucking crank tune

  82. S.... ....

    They are cool, they got a brain

  83. a.... u....

    Now listen up kid, it ain't cool to shoot up your school!

  84. u.... ....

    Thats why I got arrested for saying that 2 years ago to someone on MSN? Yeah, I know the law as well. Ur dumb.

  85. u.... ....

    U can still be charged for it, u mongoloid.

  86. u.... ....

    U guys r fuckin stupid talking about that over YT comments. Hope you get v&.

  87. p.... ....

    I second that

  88. r.... l....

    rest in peace eric and dylan before i undestood the world i understood reb and vodka first

  89. G.... ....

    Well I think Symbols really is there best album, but i think Blitz is in a way far better then Hau Ruck.