King Diamond - No Presents For Christmas Lyrics
Christmas time is here again
Santa needs a helping hand
We cannot his evil sheet
To draw his laying for the night
So all the waiting Christmas trees
There's no presents, not this Christmas
There's no presents
Tom and Jerry, drinking sherry
They don't give a damn
Christmas time is here again
Santa needs a helping hand
It's getting very, very late
St-Peter's crossed the Golden Gate
I wonder who he's gonna help
There's no presents, not this Christmas
There's no presents
Tom and Jerry, all done sherry
They don't give a damn
There's no presents, not this Christmas
There's no presents
Tom and Jerry, still drinking sherry
They don't give a damn
I'm dreaming of a white... Sabbath...
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King Diamond No Presents For Christmas Comments
The Gayest band EVER.
🔥 Merry Christmess 🔥
King 💎
King Diamond Klaus or is it Krampus ? Love you
Merry Christmas !!!!!!!!!
Merry Christmas and have a Metal New Year.
Who is here rocking out to this song on Christmas Eve night 2019? This is the only Christmas song I want to listen to!
Right here, man!🤘👈👉
King Diamond says Merry Christmas fuckers 🤘🤘🤘
Saint Diamond is King!
It’s from 1985. I’m getting old
Música para se ouvir no Natal
Christmas classic!
I meant 2:40
4:20 that's what you'll see if you're on the naughty list
MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS 2019 from Sunshine Coast, Australia!!!
Merry Antichristmas everyone!
Merry Christmas 2019 from California to all the King's fans.
Now, Denmark has new natl anthem.
24.12.2019
Who is here in 2019's Christmas?
merry christmas you guys!! xx
Hell yeah my favorite
Fur shizzle my nizzle
😎🤘🖐
Grande gato Juanito
Christmas 2019 and there are still no presents.
There never were
Me either KD is my 🎁 his music
Very emo
La escucharé en noche buena....👍👍👍👍
When you misspell Satan and end up being all holly jolly
Dyslexic Satanist 😂
King diamond can change 4 octave in one breath
Man thank you for uploading this. Made my day and this will make Christmas tolerable. 🤘
happy chrismash bitchs
🤣🤣🤣awesome 🤘
I'm 35 i don't give a fuck anymore
No presents for james
Shared AT my page
#blackmetalhammer
Mom went to church yesterday helping fore Christmas N I played this 🤘👍🔥🔥🔥
I play this song every year :-)
In playing this at work since i have to go in on christmas
He had Christmas and Halloween covered. I would have liked it if King Diamond would have stuck to the holiday theme. His Labor Day, Arbor Day and Columbus Day songs would have been priceless.
2019!!!!!
This song is not for adult- children.
This makes every Christmas bearable. Alone of Xmas 36 years this year.
Roger Brown that sucks man. Try to do something with friends or get out and meet people for next year.
I've always loved this man's work always a pleasure
I’m in a guitar class for school and we were asked to play Christmas themed music and this what Im going to play
@Nic
Yes 🎸🎸🎸
So how da hell did
it pan out, I am
dying from
s-pense
🤔🤔
🤔
@Andre Cota
Haha good one.
I wasn't to know how it went to.
winning!
@TheDVM1
Cool cool
Tom and Jerry drinking Sherry
Is almost christmas. I hate christmas! Time to put this again as ringtone, and don't answer any phone calls until january.
Oh no, it's christmas again....
All 344 ppl who don't like this song suck
wanna hear buckethead collab with him
LETS GO CHRISTMAS TIME!
King diamonds music is brilliant.
No presents for James
SLAY bells jinglin’
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH HAHAHAHHAHA
My mom use to bump this song when i pissed her off screaming this at the top of her lungs.... good days
Very Nice
0:20 cursed image
Christmas is about this song.🎵
🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘
Why isn’t this more popular
FUCKING RETARDED MUSIC FOR THE SUPER RETARDED PEOPLE OF EARTH!!!!!!!!!! ONLY A FUCKING 5 YEAR OLD THAT'S DEAF AND STUPID CAN LIKE THIS DOG SHIT NOISE!!!!! IT'S NOT EVEN MUSIC!!!!!!!!! IT'S BEYOND
FUCKING RETARDED MUSIC FOR THE SUPER RETARDED PEOPLE OF EARTH!!!!!!!!!! ONLY A FUCKING 5 YEAR OLD THAT'S DEAF AND STUPID CAN LIKE THIS DOG SHIT NOISE!!!!! IT'S NOT EVEN MUSIC!!!!!!!!! IT'S BEYOND
FUCKING RETARDED MUSIC FOR THE SUPER RETARDED PEOPLE OF EARTH!!!!!!!!!! ONLY A FUCKING 5 YEAR OLD THAT'S DEAF AND STUPID CAN LIKE THIS DOG SHIT NOISE!!!!! IT'S NOT EVEN MUSIC!!!!!!!!! IT'S BEYOND
FUCKING RETARDED MUSIC FOR THE SUPER RETARDED PEOPLE OF EARTH!!!!!!!!!! ONLY A FUCKING 5 YEAR OLD THAT'S DEAF AND STUPID CAN LIKE THIS DOG SHIT NOISE!!!!! IT'S NOT EVEN MUSIC!!!!!!!!! IT'S BEYOND
FUCKING RETARDED MUSIC FOR THE SUPER RETARDED PEOPLE OF EARTH!!!!!!!!!! ONLY A FUCKING 5 YEAR OLD THAT'S DEAF AND STUPID CAN LIKE THIS DOG SHIT NOISE!!!!! IT'S NOT EVEN MUSIC!!!!!!!!! IT'S BEYOND STUPIDITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HEY RAPID KRYPKEE, NO PRESENTS AGAIN! HA HA HOPE THEY SHIT IN YOUR LATTE THIS TIME. MAY YOU NEVER HAVE A PEACEFUL CUP OF COFFEE.
YOU REPLACE MEN WITH MACHINES, AND SO ALL MEN AND WOMEN SHALL KNOW YOU. YOU SHALL BE CAST OUT AND RAPED. BURNED. DRUG TO DEATH. BURNED!!!!!
(S)
πρεζενς φορ Christmas
this joke song is better than most stuff produced after the year 2000.
King Diamond>>Santana Claus
its that time once again
Sounds like Elmo has a rock band 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"ÓTIMO, BOM"
Merry chirstmas you fucking jesus lovers
Merry Xmas 2018!🎄🎁⛄🔥🔥🔥🎃😈
Christmas 2018
Guess who's back
Back again
Brian's back
Eat a hen
Christmas morning is not complete without this song!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2018
Merry Christmas!!
Merry Christmas king Andy and everybody
Every single year this makes Christmas more palatable
Yeap... Im here again
Happy Antichristmas :^)
25/12/18
Nice song cousin.
Dec 24th 2018
2018 \o/
https://youtu.be/s67FcJu_znw
24.12.2018 Ho ho ho !!
There's no presents
Not this Christmas
There's no presents
Tom and Jerry drinking sherry
They don't give a damn
Merry pagen Xmas and Odin. If you don't believe me you're schmuck 😒
Great song, of course...but crucified Santa is a bit much...
blorpinino999 No it isn't. 🤘🤘 😂😂😂
Totally agreed.
He should have been crucified upside down.
Yeah it should have been on fire too
I listen to this song every year I love it
THIS is my idea of Christmas music. God damn king diamond has a bad ass range
No presents for me this Christmas, second time running
Very Christmas to every fellow metalhead! 🎁
Merry Christmas long live the king! Best Christmas tune out there
Just in time 😂🤘🖤
I stocked up on my satan juice and devil pills with a side order of witches brew and sky diamond powder so I will not be sad this christmas. Huge moon hanging low ! Watch out the witching hour is near!
Alguien lo escucha en vísperas navideñas? :V
Mon père me dit: écoute ça c'est une toune de Noël !! Moi: ok ouais. Ça commence je fait ah ok c'est bon pis la ; aaaaaahhhhh. C'était bon mais tsé 😂😂
4:08 does anyone else see a pentagram in sandy claws' beard
Rock on metal heads! Merry Christmas!
This makes the holidays bearable.
Nunmore Psychotic Yeah no shit man. Fuck I hate "normal" christmas music anymore
a holiday favorite
Hail Santa!
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If you play this at 1.5x speed, it sounds exactly like Nuclear Assault