King Diamond - No Presents For Christmas Lyrics






Christmas time is here again
Santa needs a helping hand
We cannot his evil sheet
To draw his laying for the night
So all the waiting Christmas trees
Gonna hear their master sing...

There's no presents, not this Christmas
There's no presents
Tom and Jerry, drinking sherry
They don't give a damn

Christmas time is here again
Santa needs a helping hand
It's getting very, very late
St-Peter's crossed the Golden Gate
An Donald Duck is still in bed
I wonder who he's gonna help

There's no presents, not this Christmas
There's no presents
Tom and Jerry, all done sherry
They don't give a damn

There's no presents, not this Christmas
There's no presents
Tom and Jerry, still drinking sherry
They don't give a damn

I'm dreaming of a white... Sabbath...





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  1. J.... C....

    The Gayest band EVER.

  2. e.... m....

    🔥 Merry Christmess 🔥

  3. �.... �....

    King 💎

  4. R.... S....

    King Diamond Klaus or is it Krampus ? Love you

  5. N.... S....

    Merry Christmas !!!!!!!!!

  6. R.... /....

    Merry Christmas and have a Metal New Year.

  7. S.... ....

    Who is here rocking out to this song on Christmas Eve night 2019? This is the only Christmas song I want to listen to!

    S.... ....

    Right here, man!🤘👈👉

  8. K.... F....

    King Diamond says Merry Christmas fuckers 🤘🤘🤘

  9. O.... s....

    Saint Diamond is King!

  10. M.... B....

    It’s from 1985. I’m getting old

  11. E.... H....

    Música para se ouvir no Natal

  12. D.... B....

    Christmas classic!

  13. S.... M....

    I meant 2:40

  14. S.... M....

    4:20 that's what you'll see if you're on the naughty list

  15. T.... T....

    MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS 2019 from Sunshine Coast, Australia!!!

  16. M.... S....

    Merry Antichristmas everyone!

  17. D.... T....

    Merry Christmas 2019 from California to all the King's fans.

  18. A.... J....

    Now, Denmark has new natl anthem.

  19. F.... F....

    24.12.2019

  20. L.... A....

    Who is here in 2019's Christmas?

    L.... A....

    merry christmas you guys!! xx

    L.... A....

    Hell yeah my favorite

    L.... A....

    Fur shizzle my nizzle

    L.... A....

    😎🤘🖐

  21. e.... c....

    Grande gato Juanito

  22. M.... A....

    Christmas 2019 and there are still no presents.

    M.... A....

    There never were

    M.... A....

    Me either KD is my 🎁 his music

  23. S.... M....

    Very emo

  24. R.... D....

    La escucharé en noche buena....👍👍👍👍

  25. K.... ....

    When you misspell Satan and end up being all holly jolly

    K.... ....

    Dyslexic Satanist 😂

  26. J.... F....

    King diamond can change 4 octave in one breath

  27. C.... C....

    Man thank you for uploading this. Made my day and this will make Christmas tolerable. 🤘

  28. d.... g....

    happy chrismash bitchs

  29. x.... 1....

    🤣🤣🤣awesome 🤘

  30. k.... n....

    I'm 35 i don't give a fuck anymore

  31. F.... G....

    No presents for james

  32. b.... m....

    Shared AT my page
    #blackmetalhammer

  33. R.... ....

    Mom went to church yesterday helping fore Christmas N I played this 🤘👍🔥🔥🔥

  34. R.... H....

    I play this song every year :-)

  35. F.... D....

    In playing this at work since i have to go in on christmas

  36. K.... F....

    He had Christmas and Halloween covered. I would have liked it if King Diamond would have stuck to the holiday theme. His Labor Day, Arbor Day and Columbus Day songs would have been priceless.

  37. K.... K....

    2019!!!!!

  38. J.... ....

    This song is not for adult- children.

  39. R.... B....

    This makes every Christmas bearable. Alone of Xmas 36 years this year.

    R.... B....

    Roger Brown that sucks man. Try to do something with friends or get out and meet people for next year.

  40. K.... W....

    I've always loved this man's work always a pleasure

  41. C.... W....

    I’m in a guitar class for school and we were asked to play Christmas themed music and this what Im going to play

    C.... W....

    @Nic
    Yes 🎸🎸🎸

    C.... W....

    So how da hell did
    it pan out, I am
    dying from
    s-pense
    🤔🤔
    🤔

    C.... W....

    @Andre Cota
    Haha good one.
    I wasn't to know how it went to.

    C.... W....

    winning!

    C.... W....

    @TheDVM1
    Cool cool

  42. B.... D....

    Tom and Jerry drinking Sherry

  43. H.... ....

    Is almost christmas. I hate christmas! Time to put this again as ringtone, and don't answer any phone calls until january.

  44. T.... ....

    Oh no, it's christmas again....

  45. D.... S....

    All 344 ppl who don't like this song suck

  46. M.... Z....

    wanna hear buckethead collab with him

    M.... Z....

    LETS GO CHRISTMAS TIME!

  47. Z.... C....

    King diamonds music is brilliant.

  48. B.... W....

    No presents for James

  49. A.... o....

    SLAY bells jinglin’

  50. B.... B....

    HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH HAHAHAHHAHA

  51. J.... M....

    My mom use to bump this song when i pissed her off screaming this at the top of her lungs.... good days

  52. C.... S....

    Very Nice

  53. O.... ....

    0:20 cursed image

  54. �.... ....

    Christmas is about this song.🎵

  55. M.... C....

    🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘

  56. H.... ....

    Why isn’t this more popular

  57. J.... M....

    FUCKING RETARDED MUSIC FOR THE SUPER RETARDED PEOPLE OF EARTH!!!!!!!!!! ONLY A FUCKING 5 YEAR OLD THAT'S DEAF AND STUPID CAN LIKE THIS DOG SHIT NOISE!!!!! IT'S NOT EVEN MUSIC!!!!!!!!! IT'S BEYOND

  58. J.... M....

    FUCKING RETARDED MUSIC FOR THE SUPER RETARDED PEOPLE OF EARTH!!!!!!!!!! ONLY A FUCKING 5 YEAR OLD THAT'S DEAF AND STUPID CAN LIKE THIS DOG SHIT NOISE!!!!! IT'S NOT EVEN MUSIC!!!!!!!!! IT'S BEYOND

  59. J.... M....

    FUCKING RETARDED MUSIC FOR THE SUPER RETARDED PEOPLE OF EARTH!!!!!!!!!! ONLY A FUCKING 5 YEAR OLD THAT'S DEAF AND STUPID CAN LIKE THIS DOG SHIT NOISE!!!!! IT'S NOT EVEN MUSIC!!!!!!!!! IT'S BEYOND

  60. J.... M....

    FUCKING RETARDED MUSIC FOR THE SUPER RETARDED PEOPLE OF EARTH!!!!!!!!!! ONLY A FUCKING 5 YEAR OLD THAT'S DEAF AND STUPID CAN LIKE THIS DOG SHIT NOISE!!!!! IT'S NOT EVEN MUSIC!!!!!!!!! IT'S BEYOND

  61. J.... M....

    FUCKING RETARDED MUSIC FOR THE SUPER RETARDED PEOPLE OF EARTH!!!!!!!!!! ONLY A FUCKING 5 YEAR OLD THAT'S DEAF AND STUPID CAN LIKE THIS DOG SHIT NOISE!!!!! IT'S NOT EVEN MUSIC!!!!!!!!! IT'S BEYOND STUPIDITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  62. T.... T....

    HEY RAPID KRYPKEE, NO PRESENTS AGAIN! HA HA HOPE THEY SHIT IN YOUR LATTE THIS TIME. MAY YOU NEVER HAVE A PEACEFUL CUP OF COFFEE.

    YOU REPLACE MEN WITH MACHINES, AND SO ALL MEN AND WOMEN SHALL KNOW YOU. YOU SHALL BE CAST OUT AND RAPED. BURNED. DRUG TO DEATH. BURNED!!!!!

    (S)

  63. G.... K....

    πρεζενς φορ Christmas

  64. e.... ....

    this joke song is better than most stuff produced after the year 2000.

  65. D.... A....

    King Diamond>>Santana Claus

  66. b.... ....

    its that time once again

  67. P.... R....

    Sounds like Elmo has a rock band 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  68. J.... A....

    "ÓTIMO, BOM"

  69. U.... ....

    Merry chirstmas you fucking jesus lovers

  70. P.... x....

    Merry Xmas 2018!🎄🎁⛄🔥🔥🔥🎃😈

  71. K.... P....

    Christmas 2018

  72. B.... B....

    Guess who's back
    Back again
    Brian's back
    Eat a hen

  73. T.... W....

    Christmas morning is not complete without this song!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  74. f.... w....

    2018
    Merry Christmas!!

  75. M.... P....

    Merry Christmas king Andy and everybody

  76. P.... C....

    Every single year this makes Christmas more palatable

  77. D.... ....

    Yeap... Im here again
    Happy Antichristmas :^)
    25/12/18

  78. P.... B....

    Nice song cousin.

  79. X.... X....

    Dec 24th 2018

  80. �.... �....

    2018 \o/

  81. P.... 5....

    https://youtu.be/s67FcJu_znw

  82. M.... 1....

    24.12.2018 Ho ho ho !!
    There's no presents
    Not this Christmas
    There's no presents
    Tom and Jerry drinking sherry
    They don't give a damn

  83. a.... t....

    Merry pagen Xmas and Odin. If you don't believe me you're schmuck 😒

  84. b.... ....

    Great song, of course...but crucified Santa is a bit much...

    b.... ....

    blorpinino999 No it isn't. 🤘🤘 😂😂😂

    b.... ....

    Totally agreed.

    b.... ....

    He should have been crucified upside down.

    b.... ....

    Yeah it should have been on fire too

  85. K.... W....

    I listen to this song every year I love it

  86. A.... G....

    THIS is my idea of Christmas music. God damn king diamond has a bad ass range

  87. t.... ....

    No presents for me this Christmas, second time running

  88. H.... H....

    Very Christmas to every fellow metalhead! 🎁

  89. N.... R....

    Merry Christmas long live the king! Best Christmas tune out there

  90. M.... C....

    Just in time 😂🤘🖤

  91. T.... T....

    I stocked up on my satan juice and devil pills with a side order of witches brew and sky diamond powder so I will not be sad this christmas. Huge moon hanging low ! Watch out the witching hour is near!

  92. A.... D....

    Alguien lo escucha en vísperas navideñas? :V

  93. F.... B....

    Mon père me dit: écoute ça c'est une toune de Noël !! Moi: ok ouais. Ça commence je fait ah ok c'est bon pis la ; aaaaaahhhhh. C'était bon mais tsé 😂😂

  94. B.... b....

    4:08 does anyone else see a pentagram in sandy claws' beard

  95. D.... T....

    Rock on metal heads! Merry Christmas!

  96. N.... U....

    This makes the holidays bearable.

    N.... U....

    Nunmore Psychotic Yeah no shit man. Fuck I hate "normal" christmas music anymore

    N.... U....

    a holiday favorite

  97. A.... B....

    Hail Santa!

  98. N.... B....

    Дед Мороз приход

  99. D.... O....

    If you play this at 1.5x speed, it sounds exactly like Nuclear Assault