Kid Rock - The Cramper Lyrics
Have you ever known a free lancer
Thinks that he's a camper
Known around my way as the cramper
Like P.M.S. always pokin'
But he won't go away with a little Motrin
The worms kinda like i guess a modern day Felix Unger
When ya first meet em ya think he's O.K.
But then you learn a little bit of the cramper goes a long way
Hear say here I say thru the grapevine
He squawks and he gawks and he walks a thin line
Just like a little fuckin fag
He always wants to get high but never has a bag
Never works says he can't find the right job
Ain't got a dime and when he does he's a tightwad
He's the dampest there's no one damp
Now the crampers red, there's no one redder,
He rides ya wrong like a really tight sweater
He's sorta like a mouse a pest of a peer
U come home he's at your house drinkin your last beer
Pokin and strokin he makes you wanna belt him
always wearin out his mother fuckin welcome
And then sporty's never that cautious
he sips from your forty and he always backwashes
Talk about a certain subject, he'll jinx it
let him borrow a shirt, the stooge always shrinks it
He's the dampest, there's no one damper
Huh huh.... he's the mother fuckin cramper
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Kid Rock The Cramper Comments
What happened to Balls In Your Mouth??
i think you answered your own question
That beat has so much soul in it, props to the Pink Floyd sample.
Echoes yep
kid rock for senate 2018
Barrack Romney Damn Right
AMAZING Pink Floyd Sample!
Modern day Felix Hunger. A little bit goes a long way!
+g ray welz Fuck I feel old but... look up the tv show "the odd couple". His name is Felix Ungar - A mother fuckin cramper.
+g ray welz Also there is a movie called "Detroit 2000". You will hear quite a few familiar lines from kid rock songs in this movie. He probably watched it while he was a kid bored at home grounded.
I think you mean Detroit 9000